Thread 712870834

Sex with ralsei

>>712870834 (OP)
>>>/trash/

>>712870834 (OP)
why is he white

>>712870834 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/dor94y.mp4
thoughts? do we like this?

>>712871224
He's racist and enjoys doing blackface.

Frotting with drool dripping from kissing

>>712870834 (OP)
Finally, some good fucking video games

I want a free, working CRT

Wake me up when there is more Noelle fan art.

GOOD THREAD

>>712872269
Me too, we need more of that

>>712871347
Pedobros, I....

Hag board however

>>712872353
Ooooh, thanks anon. Maybe this thread was worth replying.

>>712870834 (OP)
should have stayed a nigga

>>712872372
b-b-based

>>712870834 (OP)
God damn it Ralsei I've been weeding too hard lately. I know you're renowned for your love of honking the bobo but I went through a gram of vape in a month which is just downright excessive. It's sitting there next to me right now saying "Anon, think about how nice this night would be if you just had a puff and whacked off for 6 hours again" and I know it's right but think of the money, you know?

>>712872524
If it's such a problem for Susie why doesn't she engage in some pelvis-annihilating sexxo to fix it?

>>712870834 (OP)
He should have worn shoes

>>712872707
Susie does not know what sex is and only barely knows what friends are.

I'm starting to see the necessary evil that is trannies. I hate them like you wouldn't believe but I also know that if this little boy character trooned out some of you would suddenly not like him anymore just like with Bridget. Now tranny trap fags barely having standards, many of you would still latch onto him, or her or whatever, but some of you would start to realize how disgusting your behavior is, it took Bridget to make some realize it, they'd try to argue at first like "nah traps are based and self aware" or some shit, but eventually it radicalizes them. I'm not sure if I wish they should troon out this character, because that enables real life mentally vulnerable people to do the same, but there is some necessary evil to it.

>>712872806
>Susie does not know what sex is
Sorry anon but women mature more quickly than men. Susie is well versed in the most filthy pornography imaginable and the only reason she isn't riding the carousel at this very moment is because "and only barely knows what friends are" is also true. All I'm saying is Susie has some extremely trimmed or chewed nails, probably chewed

>>712873017
Settle down incel.

>>712872860
I feel like I read a randomly-genned post

>>712872753
High heels, hopefully

>>712873080
Toriel will hook Susie up with dancing lessons with Sans and you will see the error of your ways, anon

>>712872806
Ralsei knows everything, he can guide her

>>712873117
>dark world food doesnt influence lightners
>but darkners are on the same level of reality as dark world food
>constantly stuffing ralsei's face throughout each chapter with healing items because his own heal is ass
>susie made him desire cake
>he's a feminine faggot so almost everything will go to the ass and thighs
realistically, ralsei would look like this by the end of the game.

>>712873750
My uncle works at Toby Fox and he says fat goat ass will be canon

>>712872493
I can fix him

>>712872334
That's out of character. Ralsei would totally become a bimbo if Kris demanded it.

stupid faggot goat stop making me hard

>>712874846
He wouldn't need to ask too hard

>chapter 4 ralsei gets his cheek covered in blood
>chapter 5 ralsei gets his whole face and hands covered in blood
>chapter 6-7 ralsei....

>>712875215
has his period

>>712873017
it's true :(
it's a good thing susie isn't real because she'd act like a real life woman

>>712875827
anyone have that greentext with the coffee addicted femanon that acted like susie

>>712870834 (OP)
Asgore sexual adoption.

>>712874846
>become

>>712875939
i found it

>>712876151
What did Toby meant by this?

>>712874975
It's only fair, you made him hard first

>>712876128
this but unironically

>>712876221
i feel like i shouldve played chapter 1 and 2 on release so i could have joined in on the fun
waiting seems worth it if i could experience this

>>712876441
Ironic?

>>712872646
Yeah sure blame the zaza

>>712871347
M-more...~

>>712876597
sorry anon its all i have for now!
what part did you like the most?

>>712876658
Just being told to stroke and i imagined it was Ralsei telling me to do it :3

>>712876596
>you missed your chance to have this

>>712876541
>Asgore x Rudy
Boring
>>712876881
>Asgore x Asriel
There we go

>>712870834 (OP)
>ralsei
>israel

nah fuck that

>>712877395
I'm trying.

>>712877447
Im not gay but

>>712877447
moar

Guys I just realized we got proof that snowgrave breaks the prophecy
One of the prophecies show's the queens chariot (her car)
We don't interact with the car in the snowgrave route

Is this the twink obliteration thread?

TOTAL
TWINK
DEATH

>>712873972
moar

>>712877749
if i knew him for years as a twink and get set in my ways then surely a twink he'll remain

>>712872372
hmmm furries might be on to something there

WOODY IN CHAPTER 5
TRUST THE PLAN

>>712870834 (OP)
Only heterosexual sex where he cums in me

>>712878198
Anon...thats gay

>>712871224
autobalanced

>>712877049
SOURCE
NOW

>>712877447
where's the butthole edit

>>712871347
Dess, stop posting.

>>712870834 (OP)
If you didn't hug him on the boat you're a faggot.

>>712871347
when did ralsie become a pedo icon

>>712878443
rude gesture is the susie approved choice

>>712878443
i wish we got the picture as a souvenir

>>712873017
>>712876221
>>712872806
I don't believe Susie would ever put anything in her pussy ever, because she's a supposed to be an honorary man

>>712878246
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I DON'T FUCKING CARE I JUST WANT IT

>>712878624
you're right, she only jerks off her clit

>>712878610
Gotchu.

>>712878443
Kris doesn't like hugs

>>712878692
Fag <3

>>712877749
He smells like fast food and masturbation.

>>712879076
He smells just like me...

>>712879031
but that's what ralsei would say! >>712878692
ANON HE'S OVER HERE, GRAB HIM QUICK

>>712878907
Kris likes what I tell Kris to like. If that's hugging the goat at both opportunities then the goat's getting hugged.

>>712878443
Me sucking Ralsei's cock on camera

>>712878907
Asgore wasn't sure if Kris likes bear hugs. Kris willingly hugs Ralsei at the end of chapter 4.

>>712879124
Grab me and ram into me...

>>712878907
(you) don't.

Toriel gives Kris a big hug at the start of chapter 1. Kris is also a master at playing piano, (you) aren't. Have you not paid attention to who Kris truly is?

>>712871347
OOOOOH SO THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT

>>712877749
is that supposed to be ralsei or asriel

>Buy the black Ralsei plush
>Have never played Deltarune
>Apparently he isn't even black
What do I say if people ask me why I have the black one instead of the white one?

>>712879431
based!!!

>>712879443
You can tell by the horns. If white, Asriel. If pink, Ralsei.

>>712878624
Not even tampons? What happens when she gets her period? Does she just let it flow? It would explain why she knows how to clean up bloodstains...
>>712879295
Anyone who draws Asriel looking like he doesn't belong in a boyband is doing a disservice to the character.

>>712878795
CUTE

>>712879465
>I like Ralsei better when he was wearing the hat that turns you into a nigger

>>712879465
His fur's black when he has his hat on, white when it's removed.

Why didn't Kris just go sleep in Castle Town?

>>712879560
The power of fluffy boys fills you with DETERMINATION.

>>712879691
i sincerely hope chapter 5 starts with kris and susie being woken up by ralsei's soft voice in the castle town

>>712870834 (OP)
I used to not trust him, then i started disliking him after he disencouraged Susie from using healing magic.
And now i think he's kind of a dick for not wanting Kris and Susie to see the full prophecy, if he wants it to go so differently where whatever tragedy that's supposed to take place doesn't happen then he should have just been honest from the start.

>>712879696
do the fluffiness or cuteness stats actualy do anything?

>>712880014
I mean look at entire gang running around doing a lot of stuff barely making breaks or eating they are all fine, maybe they can even survive 4 days not eating or 5

>>712879968
Not that I know of. I certainly hope so.

>>712879525
Susie doesn't get periods

I had a dream there was an asriel minigame where you had to make him cum in three actions. The actions would be like:
>caress waist
>tease cockhead with tongue
>make out
>spank
>rub inner thigh
what does this mean

>>712880359
She's pregnant?!

>>712879525
>Not even tampons?
Interesting, we didn't get a tampon enemy in the dark world...

I exclusively antagonize the goat. T
I hate this fucker and glad he's up to some bullshit

>>712880556
WHAT????/

>>712880556
She LAYS EGGS, SHE'S A REPTILE.

>>712880556
HOW TO TELL IF DARKNAR PRAGANTE

if ralsei doesn't get a happy ending where he can still be with his friends that dog will fucking pay

>>712880634
Didn't play game award

>>712879968
I'm pretty sure all of the equipment effects are just goofy flavor text gags aside from the ones that specifically mention game mechanics. Toby loves his fake parody game mechanics.

>>712880925
but what if the parody is real?

>>712880959
IF YOU CUTE IN THE GAME
YOU
CUTE
IN
REAL
LIFE

>>712880891
A much appreciated comic. Thank you for sharing.

>have to use the fag thread
sigh

>>712881070
there's like 2 other threads up tho....

does someone have the og pic of this? i need it for some drawings with my OCs