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Anonymous No.712873254 [Report] >>712873629 >>712874120 >>712874994
Are there any flight sims that include catastrophic failures like engines falling off or a retard first officer thats causing a dual input?
Ive looked but there doesnt seem to be a single flight sim that will let you pull the circuit breaker midflight to turn off annoying ECAM beeping, resulting in the autopilot disconnecting and said retard first officer banks the plane sideways almost immediately.
Anonymous No.712873398 [Report]
WAKE ME UP
Anonymous No.712873587 [Report] >>712873902
Equipment failure is a common feature in flight sims. Random, timed, and on-demand. Both MSFS and X-Plane do it.
Anonymous No.712873629 [Report]
>>712873254 (OP)
I wonder what's down there
Anonymous No.712873902 [Report] >>712874004
>>712873587
Yes but I need to simulate being a retarded ADHDridden pilot
im never ever getting in a plane ever again
Anonymous No.712874004 [Report]
>>712873902
>oh the plane is screaming at me to PULL UP PULL UP
>nah false alarm
Anonymous No.712874120 [Report] >>712874604
>>712873254 (OP)
>Is that...another plane on the runway?
>WE GAAN
Anonymous No.712874604 [Report] >>712874758
>>712874120
>New aural warning just dropped
>Kino advert
It’s gaming time
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fth2_c6OHPc
Anonymous No.712874718 [Report] >>712874819
Are there any mods in Flight Sim 2024 to enhance my experience when exploring the world on foot? Or console commands or anything? I don't give a shit about planes, I just wanna walk around with the new walking feature and maybe drive around in a modded hover car
Anonymous No.712874758 [Report]
>>712874604
This is just TCAS with the altitude minimum dropped lol
Anyway
>TRAFFIC ON RUNWAY
eh false alarm probably, ignore it
Anonymous No.712874819 [Report]
>>712874718
This is smart. Humans are not meant to fly.
Anonymous No.712874994 [Report] >>712875285 >>712875329 >>712880207
>>712873254 (OP)
>sit down in the plane
>can smell the copilot before looking at him
>look at simulated copilot
>"hello saaar very good to be flying with you today saar"
>know this is going to be a tough one
Anonymous No.712875080 [Report]
I'm losing my fucking mind reading about some of these crashes
Imagine I'm sitting in my 3rd class seat and the left hand engine starts flaming out, then I hear the right hand engine spooling down because the retard first officer confused the panels with the plane that he's used to
I would be screaming, you would have to hold me back from running into the cockpit
JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING NUMBERS ONE IS GOING CRAZY AND THE OTHER IS STABLE
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU RETARDS
YOU HEARD A MASSIVE BANG ASK A FUCKING FLIGHT ATTENDANT TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW
>yup never flying
Anonymous No.712875285 [Report]
>>712874994
>15 seconds after take off both engines somehow fail and your body becomes a paste on some indian street
Anonymous No.712875329 [Report] >>712875656 >>712876262 >>712880207
>>712874994
I used to work for a charter airline. We had a single jeet pilot and his flying was fine, but we got several requests from captains not to pair them with him because he would never shut the fuck up. Nice guy but once he got you in a conversation you were trapped for ages
Anonymous No.712875656 [Report]
>>712875329
You retards already have the attention span of a goldfish, shut the fuck up in the cockpit
>all you have to do is go through a few checklists and not be terminally retarded
YOU SEE THE PILOTS HAD A HIGH WORKLOAD OF FLICKING SWITCHES AND BAD CREW RESOURCE MANAGEMENT
THEY WERE DISTRACTED AND DID NOT NOTICE THE PLANE SCREAMING WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP PULL UP YOU FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER PULL UP
THEY GOT LOST AND DIDNT TRUST THEIR INSTRUMENTS DESPITE THEM HAVING A RELIABLE ANALOG COMPASS
THIS IS WHY YOU ARE FISH FOOD
>yup never flying
Anonymous No.712875870 [Report] >>712876976
>SINK RATE SINK RATE
>Stick is shaking harder than bad dragon knotmaster dildo
Hmmmmmmmm......
I should pull up because up means up
Push down and increase thrust? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
Anonymous No.712876262 [Report] >>712876408
>>712875329
Do they make you guys take IQ tests?
Anonymous No.712876408 [Report] >>712877352
>>712876262
Beyond the flight hour requirement, there's a fairly intensive onboarding training program, followed by a flight rotation or two under instruction, finished off with a checkride with the chief pilot
Anonymous No.712876976 [Report] >>712877274
>>712875870
>He doesn't know that planes will occasionally lie to you
Anonymous No.712877274 [Report] >>712877641
>>712876976
You guys are retards, I genuinely mean this.
Let's say that every single one of your (redundant btw) sensors are lying to you.
The GPWS is screaming.
What is the correct course of action here?
A. Just fucking pull up, an action that will do nothing you can't fix later if the plane is wrong, and will save your life if the plane is right
B. Fly into the mountain like the oblivious retard that you are
Anonymous No.712877352 [Report] >>712877469
>>712876408
Thats fucking scary
You have to go through 10+ years of med school and training before they trust with the life of 1 person as a ducktor
Anonymous No.712877469 [Report]
>>712877352
You have to get through a minimum of half a dozen licenses before they even let you be the FO
Anonymous No.712877641 [Report] >>712877957
>>712877274
Tough choice considering the airplane could be trying to trick me into a high speed stall
Anonymous No.712877957 [Report] >>712879492
>>712877641
Won't happen if you take 5 seconds every once in a while to do a sanity check instead of just trusting the autopilot
If you need some crazy AOA to avoid terrain its completely your fault
Almost all terrain accidents happened when the pilots knew they were flying over/near mountains etc
>hmmmmmmmmmm I'm flying near the FUCKING HIMALAYAS
>should I be just a little more cautious?
>nahhhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous No.712879492 [Report]
>>712877957
Distrusting the systems is the cautious option, every plane wants nothing more to force you to crash and gloat about it over the black box, if they're lying about the terrain what else have they been lying about? There's layers to this that you just won't get until the first time a Cessna informs you you've broken Mach 1, they lie as easily as they intake air.
Anonymous No.712880207 [Report] >>712880558
>>712874994
>>712875329
Was it revealed what happened to the Air India flight?
Anonymous No.712880558 [Report]
>>712880207
They only found the recorder yesterday