Thread 712883513

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>>712883513 (OP)
I can actually get prostate orgasms just by squeezing my pelvic floor.
There are two related muscles that you can use seperately squeeze in succession to touch your prostate without touching it.

The first one is the muscle to stop peeing, the second one is the muscle to pinch your sphincter.
If you alternate between the two, you can massage your prostate without having anything inside of you.
It actually takes a lot of time and practice to sensitize your prostate to the point of orgasm, I highly recommend "Mindgasm" on Youtube.

Dry prostate orgasms feel so fucking good. I've felt pleasures in parts of my body that I didn't know could feel pleasure.
Unlike penile orgasms, they spread through your entire body, starting at your prostate, then spreading to your head and toes. And you can have multiple of them in succession. I usually go on until my muscles become sore and it starts to become painful, but man is it addicting.

i have a tiny dick and even smaller balls. the balls are above the dick also. the balls hand down around the dick like the ears on a basset hound. the dick stinks and i hate it. the balls do not smell. however, i also hate the balls. thank you

>>712883513 (OP)
What are you playing, OP?

>>712884010
@grok is this true?

>>712883513 (OP)
What should they be playing instead?

>>712883513 (OP)
>Ha! This person has the most fundamental human feelings of love and lust and likes entertainment that appeals to that. What a freak!
What is this mindset? Are you people aliens with earth internet connection? Bots? Eunuchs? Why is this weird puritan shit so common?

>>712883513 (OP)
Persona dialogue is so corny. Anyone who can get off to this stuff probably hasn't spoken to a woman in their life

Yes, anon, people are having fun playing video games.

>>712888104
>hasn't spoken to a woman in their life

You say that like its a bad thing,

>>712883513 (OP)
There will always be ronery otaku nerds in every era.
And regardless of the era, they all are my brothers.

>>712888326
What happened to Jamal-kun?
Why is Larry doing this?

Stellar Blade shits on and mogs all those faggy Shatlus visual novels, TROONSONA crap is worth less than garbage

Sure beats whatever the fuck you’re doing, OP.
They’re out having fun. Playing games, enjoying them for the purpose they was created. Yet here you are making threads trying to talk down on them for simply playing a game. You aint even talking about games boy. You talking a bunch of rubbish is what you doing boy! I reckon your momma twould be mighty ashamed if she knew the kinda discussion you be having around here on the /v/ the video games board booooaay. I reckon she’d whip you right silly iffin she knew the kinds o’threads you be cooking up here in this dump. Yeeeep, aint no video games discussions to be had round here boy. Reckon I’ll take my business elsewhere, but you can keep my (you). Just dont spend it all in one place now boy, ya’hear?

>>712883513 (OP)
And what is the problem?

does anyone have the one where a plane drops an atlus game into africa and turns the starving africans fat?

>>712883513 (OP)
>trannies playing a game with bear sex,men to men, tranny to men and etc.
>its ok
>regular gooners that jacks off to heterosexual shit(specifically men)
>NO IT IS NOT ALLOWED! YOU'RE DEGENERATE AND A BLIGHT TO SOCIETY
Ok anon.

>>712884010
How long would I have to abstain to make my prostate swell enough for this to work?
Would repeated edging somehow cheat on the wait time?

>>712883513 (OP)
literally me

>>712883513 (OP)
just like me frfr

>>712884010
Yeah I tried that pelvic floor alternating stuff and ended up accidentally giving myself a charley horse in my gooch. Was laying in bed vibrating like a broken washing machine thinking I was about to ascend. Didn't get there but I saw flashes of the Animus logo and Ezio calling me a disappointment. Might try again with a heating pad and less fear in my heart.

>>712883513 (OP)
You are a joyless faggot.
We hate you as much as your family does.

>>712893217
I chuckled, this comic predates leftist retards. It is just a classic Fatlus joke

>>712883513 (OP)
All you are saying with this post is that gooners are a viable market. Maybe western devs should make more games to appeal to that audience

>>712883513 (OP)
This may come as a surprise but despite enjoying fan service some of us don't buy video games to jerk off to.
The writing and characters and everything in visual novels and JRPGs is just a million times more appealing than the degenerate crap that westerners are pushing.
(I know it makes game journalists and people on Reddit and stuff upset when these video game characters are attractive and have strong morals and ideals, when your wife has fucked 50 dudes (and probably still is), but maybe it's not the video game that's wrong)