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Anonymous No.712890680 >>712894702
Link married Malon after returning from Termina and finding work and a home on Lon Lon Ranch.

Their children went on to have their own families and start the farming village that Twilight Princess begins in; where Link has an established family, already has Epona, and everyone knows Epona's Song as a tradition.
Anonymous No.712890727 >>712898446
Anonymous No.712890734 >>712890795
>everyone in Ordon is inbred
Explains a lot about the character designs.
Anonymous No.712890795
>>712890734
...or they all met someone in their many travels into the Hyrule market and across Hyrule itself to sell their products who then came back with them to their ranch/village.
Anonymous No.712891497 >>712891779
more proof
Anonymous No.712891639
Malonfags were obliterated in Majora's.
Anonymous No.712891715 >>712891797 >>712892615
All of Hyrule's water flows through his ass and balls
Anonymous No.712891779 >>712892216
>>712891497
>some people say this girl wants the same thing every girl wants
>HOLY SHIT GUYS LOOK AT THIS OUR SHIP HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CONFIRMED
Anonymous No.712891797 >>712894292
>>712891715
>"Mweep... all of Hyrule's water flows through my ass and pussy."
Anonymous No.712892216 >>712892420
>>712891779
It's in addition to the clear connections and hints between OoT and TP, especially Link starting in a village where both Epona and the song have been passed down for generations.

I'm sorry if you felt that every Link and Zelda became romantically involved with each other just because of the latest two Zelda games where Princess Zelda does indeed have an established romantic relationship with Link.
Anonymous No.712892420 >>712893976
>>712892216
I also feel like OoT Link felt regret he never got to pass down his skills because he became a rancher instead.
Anonymous No.712892615
>>712891715
You're missing the point. Thanks to his eternal enema, King Zora has the cleanest, most eatable ass in the world. It's not even gay when it's that clean!
Anonymous No.712893976
>>712892420
Yeah, it all makes sense with the circumstantial evidence that Malon and OoT Link started a family.
Anonymous No.712894292
>>712891797
Ruto was too thirsty.
Anonymous No.712894702
>>712890680 (OP)
>Malon: Marries Link, he lives with her on the farm with their kids unless some minor quest pulls him away
>Saria: Link visits her once a month on the new moon, pointedly doesn’t tell Malon what goes on during those nights and she doesn’t ask
>Ruto: Remain betrothed to Link for two years before marrying and divorcing him over the course of 24 hours, she made sure to get her moneys worth on the honeymoon night. Lon Lon has never had a drought since
>Impa: Quietly negotiated that Link helped continue the Sheikah line in exchange for the Ranch getting a hefty tax break
> Nabooru: About once every three months β€˜kidnaps’ Link for a week and allows any Gerudo to use him during that time. Lon Lon never needs to fear a raid from them because they of this
>Zelda: Unaware of any of the above save his marriage to Malon, hopes Link and her are happy
Anonymous No.712894992 >>712895030
why didn't you have this?
Anonymous No.712895030
>>712894992
I’m not Chad enough to be Link
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Anonymous No.712895428 >>712896156
What year is it?
Anonymous No.712896156 >>712901298
>>712895428
The current year.
Anonymous No.712898098 >>712898768
bump
Anonymous No.712898446
>>712890727
>malon brooch.jpg

Yeah, sure
Anonymous No.712898768
>>712898098
>check it out, the hylians are mating
>that's nice, Mabel, nobody cares
Anonymous No.712899264 >>712899525
Anonymous No.712899525
>>712899264
i dont think cows got toes
Anonymous No.712899770 >>712900134
Cremia & Romani > Malon, because not only you get Malon x2, but the big one's a shotacon as well.
Anonymous No.712900134
>>712899770
Anonymous No.712901298
>>712896156
I don't believe you.
Anonymous No.712901517
:^3