Thread 712894918

>Uh hi

Now what am I supposed to do, smart guy?

>>712894918 (OP)
wtf are you talking about me?

>>712894983
pull down your pants and slap them with your penis

>>712894918 (OP)
why the fuck would I want to talk to women?

>talk to woman
>blah blah blah my nails blah blah blah gossip
>play videogame
>ADVENTURER WE MUST STOP THE ELF MENACE READY YOUR TROOPS AND SALLY INTO BATTLE FOR TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY

>Hi
>Get yelled at
>They call the cops on me
>Get arrested
>Charged with sexual harassment
>Go to prison
>Life ruined

>>712894983
Go out and talk to women! Stop the first women you see and ask them about their name and hobbies. I'm sure they won't mind!

>>712895382
I'll never forget running into a store, walking down an aisle while I was breathing incredibly heavy and a woman turned like the grim reaper was approaching.

>>712894918 (OP)
>when he plays at video all day instead and women stays of home talking to games

>>712895497
>implying you were running
get on the treadmill fatty

>>712894983
Just bee yourself
>>712895094
Shut up, Will

>>712895453
Unironically my (female) therapist social worker. These people are "qualified professionals" and their solution for depression, anxiety and autism are literally "just go outside and talk to people haha" like a 4chan shitpost.

>>712895665
This is why when I was at my lowest, I talked to my brother instead of a therapist because I'd get bullshit like this and they'd ask me questions. Like I'm here for YOUR help, I can't help myself.

I should have never have come to 4chan>>712894983

What's there to talk about?

I got on some dates with couple women back in the university, multiple dates with one of them. I never could figure out how to progress from talking to a woman into touching a woman or anything else beyond.
Then time just passed fast and I'm now in my mid-30s and a wizard. I would not even know how to try to get into a relationship anymore, I feel like I'm still at the level of an awkward teenage boy in those matters.

>>712894918 (OP)
Talking to anyone is so fucking BORING. I'm sure sex is great but I cant endure the slog leading up to it.
>>712895843
A bunch of uggos asked me out or expressed interest in me during my time in school. I was obviously mentally ill but i guess they gave no fucks just cause i was above average lookswise.
Meanwhile their looksmatch got no attention yet wouldve happily paired up with them. Sad!

>>712894918 (OP)
No, I go the gym too and yes, I don't talk to women while I'm there.

>>712894918 (OP)
Yeah and?

>>712894918 (OP)
I don't know how to talk to girls. I know how to talk to people, just not girls.

>>712895843
this happend to me 3 times and later i reealized i did the right thing since it woulve made me even more miserable if i didnt

>>712896813
>Before Kirsche broke him

>>712894983
>hey, are you busy? can I talk to you? I just saw you walking by and you look like you need some dick, and lucky for you I have my black friend here with me and he can help.

>>712895843
>pic
yeah that never happened

>>712894918 (OP)
N

>>712898545
>immediate talk about cuckolding
>immediate talk about black penis
Yep it's American hours.

>>712897167
at least he can go back to being a stone cold incel

Don't fall for the OP, all they do is complain about work and how bad it was that they had to do something normal like wait in line for more than 2 minutes.

>>712899457
but that's what everyone does

>>712894918 (OP)
What a superhero

>>712895843
pure fiction

Why would I want to talk to women? They can't even explode

>>712899457
Every time I talk to normalfags they always pivot every conversation to complaining about work

>>712900120
It's hard to get invested in stuff when you're working.

>>712894918 (OP)
Every time i read shit like this it's probably by someone who never interact with women. It's like that "touch grass" or "have sex" shit. It's said by people who never leave their homes and are porn adicts with no sexual experience. That's why it always seems like some top priority to them, because they never experienced it.

>>712900224
>Sated man doesn't know why starving people are hungry

>>712894918 (OP)
have you met modern females? they're terrible and I don't know why anyone would want to talk with them. they're like small, physically weak dudes, but even dumber and more vulgar and gross.

>>712895843
The sad part about this meme is I try to desperately search through my brain for a girl that fit the bill but nobody comes to mind

>>712894918 (OP)
>talking to women
I'd rather kill myself, thanks.

>>712900224
it's more likely written by women, who's only value at all in the first place is sexual and they base their entire worldview on said value; people don't just magically appear next to you and try to start conversations and try to date you and have sex with you? it must be because you simply don't go outside and touch grass.

>>712894918 (OP)
I just took a long walk through nature instead of talking to women.

>>712894918 (OP)
>Talk to woman
>Be bored the entire time for a small chance of short lived pleasure
Or I can
>Stay at home
>Have fun the entire time
>Jack off to my curated and carefully edited selection of Koikatsu scenes starring my favorite vtuber
Not a hard choice my man.

>>712900528
The best place to meet women is unironically at work. It's the only place you can constantly interact with them without it being weird.

The problem is men are often segregated to shitty jobs women don't want to work.