Thread 712897761

WTF! I thought Switch 2 was a family friendly console

>>712897761 (OP)
Looks like a party starter to me.

>>712897761 (OP)
>AI slop "games"
Fuck off OP, those abysmal things have been clogging up EVERY FUCKING DIGITAL STORE.

How long until the eShop gets clogged up with this stuff to the point of running like the Switch 1's?

>>712897761 (OP)
Did you buy this and put it in a folder group called secret games?

>>712897761 (OP)
Are any of the hentai games actually hentai, or is this like those phone ads, where they trick you with false gameplay

>>712897998
They're lewd but nothing more

>>712897998
It's some AIslop dogshit puzzle game made by the thousands. Probably took the dev like 2 days of work to put his sloppa in a basic unity tutorial to sell it as his own game

>>712897998
some definitely have bare breasts
I bought one for 2 dorra as an experiment

Why does Nintendo seem to do zero curation of the eshop?

>>712898191
None of the console manufacturers do at this point. If you saw the other two online stores you would rightfully think it's all trash on all three platforms.

>>712898191
Because Doug "EAfaggot ChiCom Jew bootlicker" Bowser and Shunto "EUfaggot Jew-tier bankerfaggot accountantfag" Furukawa are in fucking charge. I quite truthfully want them and the fucking faggot "shareholders" (which are just jewed retarded bootlickers for their puppetmasters) fucking shit-canned and gone and for Nintendo to crack down HARD on that shit and ban shareholders and such for the rest of fucking time from being a part of things.

>>712898167
>bare breasts
NINTENDO

>>712898318
go kill yourself reaterded redditor

>>712899716
How about you choke on a kike's cock, turbotard giga-faggot? Kill yourself.

>>712899780
stay mad redditor and kill yourself

>>712899810
>Seething this much that you guzzle kike micropenis
>Assuming I'm even Reddit-tier
Turbo-faggot, kill yourself.

>>712899929
>kike jew kike jew kike jew
the absolute state of reddit

>>712897761 (OP)
>the switch 2 has no gam-ack

watch this be like a shitty puzzle game that doesn't show a single nipple

>>712898191
why should they? i thought everyone hated nintendo for how draconian they were in the 90s, why are people now whining that they aren't draconian enough with 3rd parties? if the game's content isn't outright illegal there's no reason for them to care.

>>712898318
>>712899780
>>712899929
kill yourself /pol/tard
filter this too

>>712900316
There's a middle ground between draconian and looking like the google play store

>>712897761 (OP)
It is but we have to satisfy our residential degenerates every now and then.

>Hentai in the title
>there's no hentai

>>712898167
Post them

>>712900896
no, there really isn't. it shouldn't be nintendo's job to curate what third parties sell on the marketplace past "is this illegal." its up to consumers to not be retards.

>>712904039
>it's not my job to clean the shit off the shelves in my store

>>712897761 (OP)
Nintendo allowing low effort AI games is worse than having some ecchi games.

>>712904226
>AIIIIEEEE NINTENDO SAVE ME FROM THE TITTIES!