erm..... pclardbros?? piracysisters???? wtf is this? literally hyperventilating rn

>>712904101 (OP)
Nintendo showing the world they control "your" switch 2.

>>712904101 (OP)
The Big N being the Big N.

>>712904184
>terms of service: don't tamper with our products
>users tamper with product
>get banned
>AIIEEE MONEY STOLEN EVIL CORPORATION SAVE MEEE REDDITSAMA

>>712904101 (OP)
nintendo's online services are paid, anon
I will never pay for online
so this will never impact me
being able to play a ton of games for free on a dedicated handheld does impact me. because I do that
I hope that clears it up for you

>>712904274
>terms of service:
>presented to the customer AFTER money changes hands, potentially with no chance at a refund
this world is sick and broken

>we detected a non drifting joystick - your system will be banned immediately

>>712904396
there's a clause in the ToS that says that they they can change the ToS without informing you and you agree with that
if you don't like it then don't use the product

sucks to suck nerd

>>712904396
>>712904101 (OP)
>bring in your own pizza to a restaurant
>sit down at a table and never buy any of their food
>WTF WHY AM I BEING KICKED OUT???

>>712904746
>Food analogy

>>712904746
food analogy bitch, but I will play your game
>there's a sign outside of the restaurant that say DO NOT ENTER WITH YOUR OWN FOOD
>some autist slams in with a backpack full of food, surprised pikachu face when security kicks out the faggot

>>712904101 (OP)
nintendo is for middle to upper class people, if you're lower class you don't deserve the console, and frankly I am relieved you poorfags are banned from my games, go buy another if you'd like to repent, and don't make the same mistake, until then get out of my sight

>>712904884
snoys were kvetching the same way about the ps5 pro without a disc drive

>>712904101 (OP)
>I BRICKED MY SHITCH
>HOW DO YA LIKE THAT PCHUDS?
>>712904884
cattle retard

>>712904769
>Food allergy

>>712904982
poor loser

>>712904650
at work we signed a contract with a uniform/carpet company. they changed their prices 3 times in 2 years. when we cancelled our service they tried to fine us $6000 for breaking our terms of the contract. when they produced a contract copy showing they're allowed to fuck around and we aren't, it wasn't signed by us, my bosses would never agree to such one-sided bullshit.

i think of that a lot when it comes to ToS. Microsoft can remove splitscreen online from a game years after it's release but you cannot adjust an .ini to make a racing wheel work without risking access to that software.

>>712904746
>no outside food or drink permitted
right on the door. and they would kick you out immediately, not charge you for a meal and THEN kick you out before you get it.

try again, analogy man.

>>712904396
Where were you when Sony and MS did the same?
Note that I'm not saying it's a good thing. Just pointing out it's funny how it's only a problem now

>>712904908
disc drive sold separately would be ok if it wasn't a big fucking scheme to saddle consumers with fragile, low lifespan disc drives

>>712905171
nigger read my post. it says ToS not 'nintendo ToS'

virtually every ToS is like this. hidden from the customer until they attempt to access/use what they've paid for. and that is sickening and wrong, period. not sickening and wrong of an individual company, the entire practice is anti-human.

>>712904396
The average IQ dropping below triple digits has done more harm than I could've imagined.

>>712904396
>>presented to the customer AFTER money changes hands
if you read the box on the shelf before you buy the console, it mentions you need to accept an agreement for online services, which you can find on their website

>>712905171
Clickbaiters and paid anti-shills tried their best to make the Switch 2 launch look as bad as possible.

>>712904746
>buy pizza in restaurant
>take it home
>put on some extras
>chef kicks down your do and takes a huge dump on your pizza for violating their TOS

>>712906337
>buy pizza in restaurant
>take it home
>put on some extras
>chef won't let you eat your pizza with added extras in his restaurant
>but you are free to eat your pizza alone at home or shove it up your ass or do whatever you want with it

what? i can still play them on my PC and it's what matters
i don't give a fuck about retards who pay for console and try to break it to play pirated games on it, when PC is the best way to play them anyway
death to tendies, death to retards who buy their products

>Playing pirated software online

lmao what a retard

>>712906847
Oh, you're right. I didn't read the OP image in detail.

>>712904101 (OP)
>goobers bragging about how their MIG works on the new Switch
>but now their new Switch doesn't work at all
kek
To explain what's happening for the uninitiated:
The MIG is a flash cartridge that lets you play Switch 1 game dumps. It works on the Switch 2 now, but if you use it Nintendo will recognize this and the moment that console goes online it will be flagged to be bricked. Factory resetting the device won't remove that flag, so the only way to not get banned is to never take the device online again.
This also means you won't be able to download Switch 2 updates for the games.

>>712904101 (OP)
>PCGODS out of nowhere
Rent free much?

>>712907431
not exactly
this retard tried to go online with a MIG

>>712907564
>pclard felt personally attacked to bring it up
lay down the hot pockets fatoid

>>712904101 (OP)

>buy restaurant
>eat infinite pizzas

>>712907631
>more PCGOD obssession

You'd have to be a special kind of retard to use your piracy cart on the Switch 2 knowing full well how much telemetry the Switch was already packing.

>>712907565
No, even if you use the MIG offline your console will be flagged and banned whenever it phones home.
Plenty of people have had theirs bricked at this point.

>>712904274
>terms of service: don't tamper with our products
>service
>products
Hmmmmmm

>>712907646
you are given the loicense to rent a table at a restaurant
>>712907772
whatever, I only know what happened to this specific one

>>712907729
>

>>712907729
"Look at me I'm siding with the paid shills, am I not based? Do I fit in yet?"

>>712904101 (OP)
is that a playstation?

>>712904396
But they charged money for the console. The terms of service are for the online. You break those terms, you can't use online, but you can still use the console you paid for. What's the problem?

>>712906847
>buy pizza in restaurant
>add extra topping
>get blacklisted from restaurant

>>712905321
Yeah, because you're such a fucking genius right? Shut the fuck up asshole

>>712908651
>buy pizza in restaurant
>add extra topping
>chef won't let you eat the pizza in his restaurant
>order new pizza
>eat new unmodified pizza in the restaurant without issues

Just can't help but laugh that behind every nintendo shill thread or post is an obese 30 yo balding incel.

>>712905067
In Japan you can be sued for downloading someone else's save file.