HAHAHA So even the director admits the game is just an agp porn powerfantasy - /v/ (#712913394) [Archived: 954 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:32:11 PM No.712913394
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
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And you freak porn addicts tried to pretend the game had any depth other than letting you masturbate while running around as a barely dressed underage asian girl.

Jesus christ. Game doesn't even have a story or gameplay or anything, it's just an agp powerfantasy. Fascinating how lonely gamers are and how resentful of being born male they are.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:34:30 PM No.712913548
>>712913394 (OP)
hopefully it will address the combat, the demo was shit fucking hate souls slop
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:36:24 PM No.712913665
I have never in my entire life cared for a game's story
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:37:41 PM No.712913759
>>712913394 (OP)
Sorry you can't read. The director is acknowledging that the story was one of the weaker points and he's saying that the next game will try to tell a more compelling story. It's a far cry from other directors like golden boy Yoship, who has yet to even address that his latest expansion, Dawntrail, was awful and FFXVI was a miss. Another example if Capcom and their latest Monster Hunter game. They focused heavily on their story and it was complete ass.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:39:08 PM No.712913868
>>712913665
> I'm a porn addict incel, i don't want story, i just wanna MASTURBATE
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:40:20 PM No.712913954
>>712913759
He's being intentionally disingenuous because he has brown skin and lives in a third world country. Just report this shitty fucking thread and move on.
Replies: >>712914065
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:40:58 PM No.712914000
>>712913394 (OP)
so wanting to be a girl is bad? isn't that a little transphobic
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:41:53 PM No.712914059
>>712913665
>grug no likey story, grug want to smash enemy
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:41:58 PM No.712914065
>>712913954
> Brown people are the ones most likely to transition
> Also the ones most likely to be porn addicts and worship women
> Specially anime fictional women
>> REEE IF YOU DONT' LIKE MY AGP PORN POWERFANTASY YOU'RE BROWN

The absolute cope of troons.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:42:07 PM No.712914076
>>712913868
Xenogears has the best story ever and you can cum to Elly
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:43:22 PM No.712914165
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>he's looping back to the no gameplay script
Lmao, really running on fumes here
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:45:17 PM No.712914304
>>712913394 (OP)
many people have praised the gameplay. also
>muh depth
go back to playing The Last Of Us and other games made by untalented hacks that desperately want to be television writers. games are meant to be fun. itโ€™s in the definition of the word โ€œgameโ€.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:46:09 PM No.712914370
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>>712914304
>many people have praised the gameplay.

The gameplay is running around as an asian girl with girly animations in skimpy outfits.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:47:10 PM No.712914443
>>712914370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky7IMn98fJU
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:47:36 PM No.712914487
No OP, I don't care about women and having children to save your gay trad civilization, I'd much rather jerk off to gooks now fuck off.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:51:12 PM No.712914738
>>712914487
Good goy
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:53:30 PM No.712914915
>3 million copies sold
Uยดre gonna need a colonoscopy for that rectal bleeding trannies. Might be gay cancer.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:54:38 PM No.712914993
>>712914915
> T-trannies are very angry the game sold so well

Trannies literally love the game
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:56:42 PM No.712915159
>>712914993
>based chads enjoy masculine women who completely cover up head-to-toe
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:58:29 PM No.712915274
>>712914993
Nice revisionist faggot.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:58:31 PM No.712915278
>>712914370
to every demographic other than homosexual men, that sounds like a good time
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:00:38 PM No.712915447
>>712913394 (OP)
>it's just an agp powerfantasy
What is an agp?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:03:49 PM No.712915651
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>>712913665
>I have never in my entire life cared for a game's type a or type b body type
if we can ignore certain parts of a game there'd be world peace
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:04:03 PM No.712915665
GotY
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:09:39 PM No.712916053
>>712915447
Advanced Graphics Protocol
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:09:45 PM No.712916062
>>712914738
Sure thing! Not my problem!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:11:10 PM No.712916179
>>712913394 (OP)
Well, that means he cares about his game/franchise and is willing to listen to feedback on it.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:15:16 PM No.712916490
>>712914993
>Acshully Eve is our gurl now
Piss off Tranny fanny, that trick is old. Even the rest of the LGBยดs are turning against you, you mentally ill.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:19:37 PM No.712916845
>>712913665
but /v/ and Sony directors says that snoys only care about graphically beautiful narrative driven single player games. why are you against it now?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:20:47 PM No.712916923
>>712914065
sharty, you lost
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:21:42 PM No.712916990
Eve is a feminist icon, moids and troids fuck off
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:22:38 PM No.712917059
>>712916990
I thought her game was going to lead to women being killed and raped en-mass. IGN said so.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:23:32 PM No.712917143
>>712913394 (OP)
I only read this as
>next game will have a better story on top of the "coom"
so I don't know why trannies are celebrating
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:23:43 PM No.712917159
>>712917059
IGN is run by men, they don't want women to feel powerful.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:24:13 PM No.712917206
>>712913394 (OP)
So was the dragon ages. At least this one made money and didn't kill a legacy.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:26:00 PM No.712917330
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>Stellar Blade does well on PC
>suddenly self-proclaimed fencesitters and tradlarpers start countersignaling sex appeal
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:32:58 PM No.712917834
>>712913548
the combat is great, you are just a retarded zoomer mongoloid that thinks fromsoft invented the 3rd person action game. feel free to show me the souls game that has double jumping, air dashes, a dozen different combos, 8 skills, and multiple types of guns
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:34:02 PM No.712917918
>>712913394 (OP)
AGP? Troons hate this game. It's for men
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:34:54 PM No.712918001
so the second game will be shit
if i wanted a story i would read a book
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:35:03 PM No.712918014
nice false flag, op. i see the tranny revisionism trying to claim the game has begun at full throttle. ywnbaw, faggot.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:35:15 PM No.712918034
>>712915447
A heterosexual male who pretends to be female because it arouses him
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:35:48 PM No.712918073
>>712914059
yes
now dilate, troonoid
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:36:10 PM No.712918097
>did you supported the first game? well enjoy it
>because we are going to ruin the sequel by doing something different
i'm glad i dont buy games anymore
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:36:35 PM No.712918137
good OP post baiting loads of NPCs
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:37:11 PM No.712918182
>>712913868
more like 99.9% games story is shit
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:52:16 PM No.712919249
>>712918097
>PeeCeethers only steal
Can't wait for consoles to make their shit exclusives again so you piggies get nothing ever again
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:53:57 PM No.712919387
>>712919249
>get nothing ever again
how? i don't have a problem buying consoles for REAL exclusives, or borrowing them
not this exclusive lie. or the type crapcum used to do
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:54:09 PM No.712919402
>>712914370
lol you thought AC:S was going be a hit.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:54:58 PM No.712919463
>>712919249
also, is PeeCeethers only steal a jewtube you watch or what?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:55:36 PM No.712919519
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>>712913394 (OP)
>story is shit
>gameplay is soulslop
>checklist of features from more popular games implemented poorly
>/v/'s game of the year
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:55:52 PM No.712919537
>>712914370
Yes, and?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:56:00 PM No.712919549
>>712914370
>The gameplay is running around as an asian girl with girly animations in skimpy outfits.
is that supposed to be bad?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:57:20 PM No.712919651
>>712919519
>story is shit
like all games
>gameplay is soulslop
gameplay looks better than souls games (at least more combo oriented,
>checklist of features from more popular games
implemented poorly
like? i only played the demo
>/v/'s game of the year
we are halfway there, retards exists
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:57:42 PM No.712919684
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>>712919463
>also, is PeeCeethers only steal a jewtube you watch or what?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:59:02 PM No.712919787
>>712913548
>souls slop
>no stamina bar
Retard
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:59:36 PM No.712919834
>>712919684
while you are right i know that was wrong
i mean to say
>also, is PeeCeethers is a jewtube or what?
sorry people make mistakes mister perfect
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:01:09 PM No.712919937
>>712913394 (OP)
>SB thread made by an absolutely seething tranny
Every time
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:01:54 PM No.712919987
why do snoys throw apoplectic fits over PC gaming unprompted?
Replies: >>712920429
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:02:23 PM No.712920020
>>712913548
>guy who has only see Boss Baby "I'm getting a lot of Boss Baby vibes from this one"
Why do zoomers always self report so hard?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:05:33 PM No.712920272
>>712919519
>gameplay is soulslop
you need to play more games.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:05:50 PM No.712920290
>>712913868
>"I'm a porn addict incel, i don't want story, i just wanna MASTURBATE"- the pokemon fanbase
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:06:57 PM No.712920371
>>712920290
>story
>videogames
do you read books for the pretty picture on the cover too retard?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:07:46 PM No.712920429
>>712919987
you just reminded me of dark souls 1 threads from before and after the announcement of the PC port.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:09:04 PM No.712920524
>>712913665
Yes, faggots that want a story should go watch a movie.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:11:39 PM No.712920718
you think everything is agp something because your brain is fried and you are lonely
hot babe doing cool shit has nothing to do with tranny faggotry
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:11:40 PM No.712920721
>>712920524
i enjoyed mafia story
but i dont remember any other game i enjoyed the story, i agree with you anyway
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:12:27 PM No.712920791
>>712913394 (OP)
Wassup Reid McCarter? Not getting ebough clicks on your bullshit PC review?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:13:50 PM No.712920889
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>>712913868
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:14:28 PM No.712920936
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>>712913868
You rn(right now)
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:14:35 PM No.712920942
>game isn't popular
wow, gaming is healing, you should check this out /v/
>game is popular
OH MY TRUMP IS THAT A FEMALE WOMAN I MEAN YOU ARE AN AGP TROON TROON TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON WOOOOKE SLOOOOOOOP TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
*goes to sharty to find more jaks to spam*
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:14:52 PM No.712920961
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>>712920290
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:17:47 PM No.712921161
>>712919834
fuck off Pedro
Replies: >>712921293
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:17:57 PM No.712921172
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>>712913394 (OP)
Why does /v/ love this game and shit on Nier Automata when it's just that but worse in every way?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:18:23 PM No.712921202
>>712920942
bro is onto NOTHING
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:19:52 PM No.712921293
>>712921161
>can't learn another Lenguage
>cries at ESL people
you first sub iq retard
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:20:14 PM No.712921317
>>712921172
Nier actually has story and sovl.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:23:53 PM No.712921596
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I'm having a blast.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:33:59 PM No.712922386
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>>712920272
Replies: >>712922538
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:35:00 PM No.712922465
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>>712920942
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:36:02 PM No.712922538
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>>712922386
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:37:03 PM No.712922626
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:38:22 PM No.712922738
koreans really aren't that good at story in general.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:38:54 PM No.712922768
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>>712922738
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:39:53 PM No.712922830
Why does the majority of the criticism regarding Stellar Blade gameplay boil down to "I don't like this style of combat " instead of something being inherently wrong with the mechanics?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:42:37 PM No.712923038
>>712913394 (OP)
Fuck, I hate games with story. Elden Ring is one of my favorite games because the story is so subtle and bare bones, not despite
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:42:43 PM No.712923045
Being AGP is alpha behaviour
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:45:01 PM No.712923235
ESL need the rope, you learn english because the west dragged your shithole bloodline and country into the modern era, do us a favour and forget english.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:46:11 PM No.712923309
stellar troons on suicide watch.