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Anonymous No.712914272 [Report] >>712914664 >>712914798 >>712916153 >>712916421 >>712916871 >>712917056 >>712917678 >>712917869 >>712918245 >>712918303 >>712918498 >>712919470 >>712919851 >>712920408 >>712922307 >>712922506 >>712922513 >>712924527 >>712928237
Stella Blade
how did they do it?
Anonymous No.712914636 [Report] >>712917678
Sales fatigue
Anonymous No.712914664 [Report] >>712917819 >>712924930
>>712914272 (OP)
China
Anonymous No.712914798 [Report] >>712915576 >>712917678
>>712914272 (OP)
https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E?feature=shared
Anonymous No.712915216 [Report]
PC cucks have no games so they have to beg for Sony titles.
Anonymous No.712915576 [Report]
>>712914798
Based. The video nails it. It's not even a mystery anymore—Sony figured out the formula, milked the hype, and now everyone else is playing catch-up or crying on Twitter.
Anonymous No.712915949 [Report] >>712920926
>Make game that panders to heterosexual men
>WTF? It's selling??
Anonymous No.712916153 [Report] >>712917678 >>712917819
>>712914272 (OP)
most of the sales are in east asia
white people generally dont buy trash like this
Anonymous No.712916421 [Report]
>>712914272 (OP)
it's a mystery wrapped in enigma
Anonymous No.712916663 [Report] >>712922413 >>712922574 >>712931821
Doro
Anonymous No.712916871 [Report]
>>712914272 (OP)
Potential for gooner mods
Anonymous No.712916881 [Report] >>712916987 >>712917259 >>712917321 >>712931270
catbox.moe/c/u3nlri

not even 1000 men could remove me from eve’s butthole
Anonymous No.712916928 [Report]
uhm snoy bros...
i thought PC fags didn't buy games?
Anonymous No.712916987 [Report]
>>712916881
This but Lily's
Anonymous No.712917056 [Report] >>712917209 >>712917470 >>712918194 >>712922241
>>712914272 (OP)
Feels like the opposite of the spectrum
We got shitty games with ugly women that people thought they could keep making because they kept selling
Now we're getting a shitty game but with sexy women, and again they're going to get away with it because of the sales

None of this actually improves the quality of games, it's just some gay tug of war effort over visuals while the mediocre and unoriginal gameplay gets ignored
Anonymous No.712917209 [Report]
>>712917056
Based post
Anonymous No.712917259 [Report]
>>712916881
Anonymous No.712917321 [Report] >>712917929 >>712919332 >>712919658
>>712916881
There isn't enough Eve x 2B porn right now
Anonymous No.712917470 [Report] >>712917759 >>712917812
>>712917056
Except this game is also really quite good, so calling it a "shitty" game is disingenuous at best.
Anonymous No.712917678 [Report] >>712917982 >>712918158 >>712918304
>>712914272 (OP)
>>712914636
>>712914798
>>712916153
Most of sales were in China with regional pricing ($38 vs $60)
Anonymous No.712917759 [Report] >>712917917
>>712917470
Lmao. even the director admitted that gameplay and story are both shite. The game itself is derivative
Anonymous No.712917812 [Report]
>>712917470
it's AAA schlock with a k-pop slut protagonist
if you love AAA schlock then fine but don't try to pretend it's more than what it is
Anonymous No.712917819 [Report]
>>712914664
>>712916153
this
you should play veilguard, the white man's game
Anonymous No.712917869 [Report] >>712918090 >>712919743 >>712920485
>>712914272 (OP)
>how did they do it
Anonymous No.712917917 [Report]
>>712917759
>the director being humble instead of an arrogant retard who produces flops means the game is shit
least retarded american
Anonymous No.712917929 [Report] >>712918208 >>712918330 >>712918675
>>712917321
I’ll even take Raven x Eve
Anonymous No.712917982 [Report]
>>712917678
China NEEDS to be segregated away from the rest of the world unironically.
Anonymous No.712918090 [Report]
>>712917869
>that horrible framerate
>mod with retard jiggle physics

anon don’t do this to yourself
Anonymous No.712918158 [Report] >>712919890 >>712921609
>>712917678
Now look up which country was number 1 for Veilguard.
Anonymous No.712918194 [Report]
>>712917056
The difference being that people will have no qualms shitting on waifuslop's mechanics without fearing to give chuds a W
Also Stellar Blade is still a complete outlier, no one is taking away your culturally enriched games
Anonymous No.712918208 [Report] >>712918293
>>712917929
hot, half-white ("""exotic"""") bitch witch bangs is such a good type.
I rizzed up a bitch like that on FFXIV once and despite us falling out over two years ago I still think about her at least once a week.
Anonymous No.712918245 [Report]
>>712914272 (OP)
Only lgbtqbraap or leftards own PS5
Anonymous No.712918293 [Report]
>>712918208
with* bangs
Anonymous No.712918303 [Report]
>>712914272 (OP)
It's not surprising. PS as a modern platform is gay and lame, makes games for faggots so a cool and appealing game like Stellar Blade clearly didn't belong there. It's a miracle it didn't bomb completely on PS before hitting PC.
Anonymous No.712918304 [Report]
>>712917678
>player total: 64.2k
Anonymous No.712918330 [Report]
>>712917929
>Raven
Poor Tachy. Total NTR.
Anonymous No.712918498 [Report] >>712918635 >>712918820 >>712918985
>>712914272 (OP)
everybody will say "uhhh it sold well cause sexy woman!" but the reality is it did well because they did an extremely good PC port. the game runs like a dream.
the game released and immediately it hit 95% positive reviews on steam. that first impression is extremely important.
Anonymous No.712918635 [Report]
>>712918498
Yeah it was the sexy woman seethe about it "alice"
Anonymous No.712918675 [Report] >>712919113 >>712922030
>>712917929
I just need Eve like this
Anonymous No.712918715 [Report]
was it rape?
Anonymous No.712918820 [Report] >>712918943 >>712922382
>>712918498
>everybody will say "uhhh it sold well cause sexy woman!" but the reality is it did well because they did an extremely good PC port. the game runs like a dream.
the other sony games also have good pc ports and no one played them
Anonymous No.712918943 [Report] >>712919206 >>712919280
>>712918820
Such as?
Anonymous No.712918985 [Report]
>>712918498
The only people with a problem are the seething /v/ trannies that have a racist hate agenda against this game and it's Korean devs. The players are loving StelBla's top quality action and story, and find EVE's large selection of costumes to be extremely generous. With over 1 million copies sold and 200k players, that games success is unquestioned. We are looking forward to following EVE on her future adventures!
Anonymous No.712919113 [Report] >>712919521 >>712919521
>>712918675
my girlfriend has big ass areolas like ethat, they're fun to suck on and bite into but i don't love the stretched out wrinkly-ish skin around the nipple.
Anonymous No.712919159 [Report]
Chinese voice dub that wasn't available in the ps5 release makes a big difference
Anonymous No.712919206 [Report] >>712919502
>>712918943
horizon, god of war, days gone, returnal, ghost of tsushima, sackboy, etc
Anonymous No.712919280 [Report] >>712919502 >>712926832
>>712918943
outdated image btw, actual highest player count was above 190k
Anonymous No.712919332 [Report]
>>712917321
True, the lack of futa2b x eve is depressing
Anonymous No.712919443 [Report]
The far more important question is why does this game send so many /v/irgins into shrieking raging shitfits? Last time I saw this much frothing hatred for a game was Xenoblade Chronicles 2, and like with that game people have spent from the moment it was first announced to now going into insane rages every time it's mentioned or shown.
Anonymous No.712919470 [Report]
>>712914272 (OP)
the old ones already knew the recipe, big tushy+big booba= men engaged
Stop making games about social commentary and depression simulators and put the meat on the table
Anonymous No.712919502 [Report] >>712919695 >>712919831
>>712919206
>>712919280
He specified "good ports". Most of these games did not have good ports.
Anonymous No.712919521 [Report] >>712919748
>>712919113
>>712919113
I’ve experienced a few big ones but nothing like pic related
Why don’t you like the wrinkly skin part? I feel like that’d be the most fun area
Anonymous No.712919551 [Report]
and now SB made christcucks mad
based Koreans
Anonymous No.712919658 [Report]
>>712917321
Silence futa faggot
Anonymous No.712919695 [Report]
>>712919502
I see, but that doesn't change the fact that it blew literally every other game out of the water, good port or not. I got it on ps5 when it came out so i wouldn't know anything about port qualities, i only play emulated genesis/snes games on my computer
Anonymous No.712919717 [Report]
Think the inevitable sequel will launch on PC immediately due to this? Seems like ShitStation 5™ was holding it back.
Anonymous No.712919718 [Report]
China, good gameplay and ignoring woke directives from Blackrock. Those three easy step make any game top the charts.
Anonymous No.712919743 [Report] >>712920750
>>712917869
giggle physics in modern gaming? wasn't that extinct in the woke era?
Anonymous No.712919748 [Report]
>>712919521
she's thicc and had relatively small tits as a teen so when she started getting bigger in her late teens her titty skin kinda stretched out improperly and idk i like the visual and like biting into the middle of it but I prefer the feel of smaller areolas.
Anonymous No.712919776 [Report] >>712919904
How many hours is everyone into their playthrough?
I’m already on NG+ and it’s so fun collecting everything. Nearing 60 hours.
It’s going to be a long wait until SB2.
Anonymous No.712919831 [Report] >>712919913 >>712920330
>>712919502
>Most of these games did not have good ports.
they did
Anonymous No.712919851 [Report] >>712920007
>>712914272 (OP)
PC faggots have shit taste, so they ate up a game us Sony chads didn't care about.
Anonymous No.712919890 [Report] >>712920852
>>712918158
Why are you bringing up a totally different game, anon?
Anonymous No.712919904 [Report]
>>712919776
ps5 is really fucking weird about counting the time you've played games, its usually way higher than the actual number so i can't say for sure. i'm on ng++ and have to be around 100 hours now, photo mode is really slowing me down this playthrough
Anonymous No.712919913 [Report] >>712920259
>>712919831
No they didn't. That you even fucking listed days gone is so genuinely retarded that I'm not sure whether to simply call you a slur and ignore you form this point forward.
Anonymous No.712920007 [Report]
>>712919851
I hear that games on the PS5 Pro have to run at 720p to hit 60 FPS. Good luck with that, Chad.
Anonymous No.712920259 [Report]
>>712919913
you are a dishonest retard
Anonymous No.712920330 [Report]
>>712919831
My PC is good enough to brute force their incompetence so I didn't notice any performance difference but I remember TLoU1 having serious issues before a patch came out. Out of the Sony games I pirated, the first party titles always felt "heavier" to play. Too inefficient for what I was seeing on screen.
Anonymous No.712920408 [Report]
>>712914272 (OP)
>Another game boosted by journos and their whining
Anonymous No.712920485 [Report] >>712921686
>>712917869
Link to mod?
Anonymous No.712920750 [Report]
>>712919743
SB had it from the start. They even upgraded it in a patch so her breasts have their own individual physics instead of moving as a uniboob.
Anonymous No.712920852 [Report]
>>712919890
Why are you bringing up irrelevant facts?
Anonymous No.712920926 [Report]
>>712915949
Why are you laughing at black women?
Anonymous No.712921378 [Report]
Anonymous No.712921609 [Report] >>712921769 >>712921875 >>712922978
>>712918158
People have been hatting on EA since the word 'woke' became mainstream. EA killed a lot of studios and franchises. FUCK EA AND FUCK UBISOFT

SAD
A
D
Anonymous No.712921686 [Report] >>712927879
>>712920485
https://ayakamods.cc/mods/busty-and-thicc-midsummer-alice-outfits-with-jiggle-physics.398/
u need adult content enabled in profile options
Anonymous No.712921769 [Report]
>>712921609
Hey, Baldur's Gate 3 is amazing. Leave it alone. >:(
Anonymous No.712921791 [Report] >>712923542
Adam needs more love.
Anonymous No.712921875 [Report] >>712922214
>>712921609
>life is strange 2
>mysteriously hits 468k players the day they give it out for free
>player count drops back to 500 players the next day
Very reliable image, super convincing. Also, why did you leave Wukong off the list when it has one of the highest player counts in history?
Anonymous No.712921989 [Report] >>712922250
):<
Anonymous No.712922030 [Report] >>712922154
>>712918675
thats even more gross than seeing a female with grown out armpits and leg hair
Anonymous No.712922154 [Report]
>>712922030
I don’t think so
Anonymous No.712922214 [Report] >>712922405
>>712921875
there used to be a saudi guy with 400K accounts and he'd idle all freebies for card drops through ASF. back then you could get drops from free games as long as u added 5 bucks to the steam account.
Anonymous No.712922241 [Report]
>>712917056
I like the gameplay
it's methodical, has a functional overworld with extras and secrets, not grindy, has extremely tight hit boxes with lots of enemy variety and even regional skins for regular enemies; and that's absolutely not everything. I actually take offense to anybody calling stellar blade's gameplay and design mediocre and solidly accuse them of grifting
Anonymous No.712922250 [Report]
>>712921989
her breasts are already small
Anonymous No.712922307 [Report] >>712922587
>>712914272 (OP)
PC chads keep on winning
Anonymous No.712922317 [Report]
>reach the great desert area
>the fucking robot enemies from the wasteland fucking 2shot me
What the fuck
Anonymous No.712922382 [Report]
>>712918820
Only some of them.
Spider-Man 2, TLOUP1, TLOUP2, FFVIIR, FFXVI, and Rise of the Ronin all had mediocre PC versions.
Anonymous No.712922405 [Report]
>>712922214
Was he doing it to collect things in the game and resell the accounts or something? Man, those oilbarons sure know how to milk the system for infinite money
Anonymous No.712922413 [Report]
>>712916663
You're God damn right!
Anonymous No.712922475 [Report] >>712922675
https://www.nexusmods.com/stellarblade/mods/390
And I thought it couldn't get any better
Anonymous No.712922506 [Report]
>>712914272 (OP)
Anonymous No.712922513 [Report]
>>712914272 (OP)
It's actually very simple, they made a game like that when people are "fighting" a made up "cultural war", where everything seems to pander to progressive audiences. So when a game like Stellar Blade shows up, it seems like a breath of fresh air from all the "wokeness", hence why people praise it. On top of all that, the game is actually very good objevtively speaking. Still i have a theory that people will pull a 180 on the game when retarded coomers on twitter will only bring the game up as a weapon when trying to make a point on some argument. What made it succesful is what will make it fall, when people start seeing the game as "that game coomers on twitter won't shut up about it"
Anonymous No.712922574 [Report]
>>712916663
Doro Blade
Anonymous No.712922587 [Report] >>712922773 >>712923332
>>712922307
>PC "chads" have to beg for a Sony game to be released on PC because they have no games
Anonymous No.712922675 [Report]
>>712922475
i want the pure experience for my first playthrough but damn
Anonymous No.712922773 [Report]
>>712922587
Sony begs for our money too.
Anonymous No.712922879 [Report] >>712922924
Anonymous No.712922924 [Report]
>>712922879
what the fuck are those disgusting looking thighs holy shit
looks gross
Anonymous No.712922978 [Report] >>712924237
>>712921609
All of those are flops compared to anti-woke games like Black Myth Wukong
Anonymous No.712923005 [Report] >>712923089
Help I'm scared :(
Anonymous No.712923089 [Report]
>>712923005
need to see the jiggle in this fit
Anonymous No.712923282 [Report] >>712923363 >>712924405 >>712926710
Stop lusting after robots
Anonymous No.712923332 [Report]
>>712922587
>unironically saying pc has no games.
Anonymous No.712923363 [Report]
>>712923282
they are androids, not robots
Anonymous No.712923532 [Report]
Stop lusting after androids
Anonymous No.712923542 [Report] >>712925125
>>712921791
Does he? He doubly fucked humanity in two different ways. Remorseful or not.
Anonymous No.712923991 [Report]
Keep lusting after androids
Anonymous No.712924237 [Report]
>>712922978
>Sell the game to one billion Chinese people for one dollar each.

Unironically, my dream. I would love to invent something and sell in China cheaply
Anonymous No.712924405 [Report] >>712926710
>>712923282
futuristic wife sexbots are the only way for human females to snap out of their lunacy.
If you support the androids, you support actual women too!
Anonymous No.712924527 [Report]
>>712914272 (OP)
Who knows, it is a mystery
Anonymous No.712924930 [Report]
>>712914664
That’s all steam is these days.
Anonymous No.712925125 [Report]
>>712923542
Hey, everyone makes mistakes.
Anonymous No.712926710 [Report] >>712927110
>>712923282
>>712924405
Does Eve even know about sex?

If she does will she spread her legs and allow a human male to just goon inside of her?
Anonymous No.712926832 [Report]
>>712919280
>game sells 10m+ before PC
Realistically anyone interested probably already had some cheap ass PS4 to play most of those games.
Anonymous No.712927110 [Report] >>712927305
>>712926710
Andro-eidos don't have private parts since they don't reproduce with sex.
At the end of the game, she potentially has the parts now, or at the very least a sex drive.
Anonymous No.712927202 [Report] >>712927371 >>712928913
tencent shill campaign/bots
Anonymous No.712927305 [Report] >>712927484
>>712927110
I mean she's a super soldier sent down to Earf, I'm curious if she's aware of sex and humans fucking.

I mean if Adam wants to lick her pits will she allow it?
Anonymous No.712927371 [Report]
>>712927202
>china = south korea
Anonymous No.712927484 [Report]
>>712927305
No. If she was to have sex, it would have been with Tachy.
Anonymous No.712927879 [Report]
>>712921686
Thanks, homie
Anonymous No.712928237 [Report]
>>712914272 (OP)
They anounce one quadrillion sales, concurrent players didnt move, how did they do it?
Anonymous No.712928913 [Report] >>712929302
>>712927202
if anything, chinks would not want an SK project to succeed
Anonymous No.712929302 [Report]
>>712928913
Everything is China now, don't'cha know, the reason games we despise succeed is because of them.
Anonymous No.712930838 [Report]
Android has malfunctioned.
Anonymous No.712931270 [Report]
>>712916881
>left
BWC
>right
BWC
Anonymous No.712931821 [Report]
>>712916663
Dorotos!