Thread 712914272

how did they do it?

Sales fatigue

>>712914272 (OP)
China

>>712914272 (OP)
https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E?feature=shared

PC cucks have no games so they have to beg for Sony titles.

>>712914798
Based. The video nails it. It's not even a mystery anymore—Sony figured out the formula, milked the hype, and now everyone else is playing catch-up or crying on Twitter.

>Make game that panders to heterosexual men
>WTF? It's selling??

>>712914272 (OP)
most of the sales are in east asia
white people generally dont buy trash like this

>>712914272 (OP)
it's a mystery wrapped in enigma

Doro

>>712914272 (OP)
Potential for gooner mods

catbox.moe/c/u3nlri

not even 1000 men could remove me from eve’s butthole

uhm snoy bros...
i thought PC fags didn't buy games?

>>712916881
This but Lily's

>>712914272 (OP)
Feels like the opposite of the spectrum
We got shitty games with ugly women that people thought they could keep making because they kept selling
Now we're getting a shitty game but with sexy women, and again they're going to get away with it because of the sales

None of this actually improves the quality of games, it's just some gay tug of war effort over visuals while the mediocre and unoriginal gameplay gets ignored

>>712917056
Based post

>>712916881
There isn't enough Eve x 2B porn right now

>>712917056
Except this game is also really quite good, so calling it a "shitty" game is disingenuous at best.

>>712914272 (OP)
>>712914636
>>712914798
>>712916153
Most of sales were in China with regional pricing ($38 vs $60)

>>712917470
Lmao. even the director admitted that gameplay and story are both shite. The game itself is derivative

>>712917470
it's AAA schlock with a k-pop slut protagonist
if you love AAA schlock then fine but don't try to pretend it's more than what it is

>>712914664
>>712916153
this
you should play veilguard, the white man's game

>>712914272 (OP)
>how did they do it

>>712917759
>the director being humble instead of an arrogant retard who produces flops means the game is shit
least retarded american

>>712917321
I’ll even take Raven x Eve

>>712917678
China NEEDS to be segregated away from the rest of the world unironically.

>>712917869
>that horrible framerate
>mod with retard jiggle physics

anon don’t do this to yourself

>>712917678
Now look up which country was number 1 for Veilguard.

>>712917056
The difference being that people will have no qualms shitting on waifuslop's mechanics without fearing to give chuds a W
Also Stellar Blade is still a complete outlier, no one is taking away your culturally enriched games

>>712917929
hot, half-white ("""exotic"""") bitch witch bangs is such a good type.
I rizzed up a bitch like that on FFXIV once and despite us falling out over two years ago I still think about her at least once a week.

>>712914272 (OP)
Only lgbtqbraap or leftards own PS5

>>712918208
with* bangs

>>712914272 (OP)
It's not surprising. PS as a modern platform is gay and lame, makes games for faggots so a cool and appealing game like Stellar Blade clearly didn't belong there. It's a miracle it didn't bomb completely on PS before hitting PC.

>>712917678
>player total: 64.2k

>>712917929
>Raven
Poor Tachy. Total NTR.

>>712914272 (OP)
everybody will say "uhhh it sold well cause sexy woman!" but the reality is it did well because they did an extremely good PC port. the game runs like a dream.
the game released and immediately it hit 95% positive reviews on steam. that first impression is extremely important.

>>712918498
Yeah it was the sexy woman seethe about it "alice"

>>712917929
I just need Eve like this

was it rape?

>>712918498
>everybody will say "uhhh it sold well cause sexy woman!" but the reality is it did well because they did an extremely good PC port. the game runs like a dream.
the other sony games also have good pc ports and no one played them

>>712918820
Such as?

>>712918498
The only people with a problem are the seething /v/ trannies that have a racist hate agenda against this game and it's Korean devs. The players are loving StelBla's top quality action and story, and find EVE's large selection of costumes to be extremely generous. With over 1 million copies sold and 200k players, that games success is unquestioned. We are looking forward to following EVE on her future adventures!

>>712918675
my girlfriend has big ass areolas like ethat, they're fun to suck on and bite into but i don't love the stretched out wrinkly-ish skin around the nipple.

Chinese voice dub that wasn't available in the ps5 release makes a big difference

>>712918943
horizon, god of war, days gone, returnal, ghost of tsushima, sackboy, etc

>>712918943
outdated image btw, actual highest player count was above 190k

>>712917321
True, the lack of futa2b x eve is depressing

The far more important question is why does this game send so many /v/irgins into shrieking raging shitfits? Last time I saw this much frothing hatred for a game was Xenoblade Chronicles 2, and like with that game people have spent from the moment it was first announced to now going into insane rages every time it's mentioned or shown.

>>712914272 (OP)
the old ones already knew the recipe, big tushy+big booba= men engaged
Stop making games about social commentary and depression simulators and put the meat on the table

>>712919206
>>712919280
He specified "good ports". Most of these games did not have good ports.

>>712919113
>>712919113
I’ve experienced a few big ones but nothing like pic related
Why don’t you like the wrinkly skin part? I feel like that’d be the most fun area

and now SB made christcucks mad
based Koreans

>>712917321
Silence futa faggot

>>712919502
I see, but that doesn't change the fact that it blew literally every other game out of the water, good port or not. I got it on ps5 when it came out so i wouldn't know anything about port qualities, i only play emulated genesis/snes games on my computer

Think the inevitable sequel will launch on PC immediately due to this? Seems like ShitStation 5™ was holding it back.

China, good gameplay and ignoring woke directives from Blackrock. Those three easy step make any game top the charts.

>>712917869
giggle physics in modern gaming? wasn't that extinct in the woke era?

>>712919521
she's thicc and had relatively small tits as a teen so when she started getting bigger in her late teens her titty skin kinda stretched out improperly and idk i like the visual and like biting into the middle of it but I prefer the feel of smaller areolas.

How many hours is everyone into their playthrough?
I’m already on NG+ and it’s so fun collecting everything. Nearing 60 hours.
It’s going to be a long wait until SB2.

>>712919502
>Most of these games did not have good ports.
they did

>>712914272 (OP)
PC faggots have shit taste, so they ate up a game us Sony chads didn't care about.

>>712918158
Why are you bringing up a totally different game, anon?

>>712919776
ps5 is really fucking weird about counting the time you've played games, its usually way higher than the actual number so i can't say for sure. i'm on ng++ and have to be around 100 hours now, photo mode is really slowing me down this playthrough

>>712919831
No they didn't. That you even fucking listed days gone is so genuinely retarded that I'm not sure whether to simply call you a slur and ignore you form this point forward.

>>712919851
I hear that games on the PS5 Pro have to run at 720p to hit 60 FPS. Good luck with that, Chad.

>>712919913
you are a dishonest retard

>>712919831
My PC is good enough to brute force their incompetence so I didn't notice any performance difference but I remember TLoU1 having serious issues before a patch came out. Out of the Sony games I pirated, the first party titles always felt "heavier" to play. Too inefficient for what I was seeing on screen.

>>712914272 (OP)
>Another game boosted by journos and their whining

>>712917869
Link to mod?

>>712919743
SB had it from the start. They even upgraded it in a patch so her breasts have their own individual physics instead of moving as a uniboob.

>>712919890
Why are you bringing up irrelevant facts?

>>712915949
Why are you laughing at black women?

>>712918158
People have been hatting on EA since the word 'woke' became mainstream. EA killed a lot of studios and franchises. FUCK EA AND FUCK UBISOFT

SAD
A
D

>>712920485
https://ayakamods.cc/mods/busty-and-thicc-midsummer-alice-outfits-with-jiggle-physics.398/
u need adult content enabled in profile options

>>712921609
Hey, Baldur's Gate 3 is amazing. Leave it alone. >:(

Adam needs more love.

>>712921609
>life is strange 2
>mysteriously hits 468k players the day they give it out for free
>player count drops back to 500 players the next day
Very reliable image, super convincing. Also, why did you leave Wukong off the list when it has one of the highest player counts in history?

):<

>>712918675
thats even more gross than seeing a female with grown out armpits and leg hair

>>712922030
I don’t think so

>>712921875
there used to be a saudi guy with 400K accounts and he'd idle all freebies for card drops through ASF. back then you could get drops from free games as long as u added 5 bucks to the steam account.

>>712917056
I like the gameplay
it's methodical, has a functional overworld with extras and secrets, not grindy, has extremely tight hit boxes with lots of enemy variety and even regional skins for regular enemies; and that's absolutely not everything. I actually take offense to anybody calling stellar blade's gameplay and design mediocre and solidly accuse them of grifting

>>712921989
her breasts are already small

>>712914272 (OP)
PC chads keep on winning

>reach the great desert area
>the fucking robot enemies from the wasteland fucking 2shot me
What the fuck

>>712918820
Only some of them.
Spider-Man 2, TLOUP1, TLOUP2, FFVIIR, FFXVI, and Rise of the Ronin all had mediocre PC versions.

>>712922214
Was he doing it to collect things in the game and resell the accounts or something? Man, those oilbarons sure know how to milk the system for infinite money

>>712916663
You're God damn right!

https://www.nexusmods.com/stellarblade/mods/390
And I thought it couldn't get any better

>>712914272 (OP)
It's actually very simple, they made a game like that when people are "fighting" a made up "cultural war", where everything seems to pander to progressive audiences. So when a game like Stellar Blade shows up, it seems like a breath of fresh air from all the "wokeness", hence why people praise it. On top of all that, the game is actually very good objevtively speaking. Still i have a theory that people will pull a 180 on the game when retarded coomers on twitter will only bring the game up as a weapon when trying to make a point on some argument. What made it succesful is what will make it fall, when people start seeing the game as "that game coomers on twitter won't shut up about it"

>>712916663
Doro Blade

>>712922307
>PC "chads" have to beg for a Sony game to be released on PC because they have no games

>>712922475
i want the pure experience for my first playthrough but damn

>>712922587
Sony begs for our money too.

>>712922879
what the fuck are those disgusting looking thighs holy shit
looks gross

>>712921609
All of those are flops compared to anti-woke games like Black Myth Wukong

Help I'm scared :(

>>712923005
need to see the jiggle in this fit

Stop lusting after robots

>>712922587
>unironically saying pc has no games.

>>712923282
they are androids, not robots

Stop lusting after androids

>>712921791
Does he? He doubly fucked humanity in two different ways. Remorseful or not.

Keep lusting after androids

>>712922978
>Sell the game to one billion Chinese people for one dollar each.

Unironically, my dream. I would love to invent something and sell in China cheaply

>>712923282
futuristic wife sexbots are the only way for human females to snap out of their lunacy.
If you support the androids, you support actual women too!

>>712914272 (OP)
Who knows, it is a mystery

>>712914664
That’s all steam is these days.

>>712923542
Hey, everyone makes mistakes.

>>712923282
>>712924405
Does Eve even know about sex?

If she does will she spread her legs and allow a human male to just goon inside of her?

>>712919280
>game sells 10m+ before PC
Realistically anyone interested probably already had some cheap ass PS4 to play most of those games.

>>712926710
Andro-eidos don't have private parts since they don't reproduce with sex.
At the end of the game, she potentially has the parts now, or at the very least a sex drive.

tencent shill campaign/bots

>>712927110
I mean she's a super soldier sent down to Earf, I'm curious if she's aware of sex and humans fucking.

I mean if Adam wants to lick her pits will she allow it?

>>712927202
>china = south korea

>>712927305
No. If she was to have sex, it would have been with Tachy.

>>712921686
Thanks, homie

>>712914272 (OP)
They anounce one quadrillion sales, concurrent players didnt move, how did they do it?

>>712927202
if anything, chinks would not want an SK project to succeed

>>712928913
Everything is China now, don't'cha know, the reason games we despise succeed is because of them.

Android has malfunctioned.

>>712916881
>left
BWC
>right
BWC

>>712916663
Dorotos!