Thread 712916186

This cafe is Final Fantasy themed.

This is the Kirby Cafe.

Imagine Shawquisha and her family of 12 walking into a Sanrio cafe.

This is the Cinnamonroll cafe, she has a animal crossing clone game.

>>712916186 (OP)
>>712916326
disgusting whores

>>712916249
no disgusting whores, good video

>>712916186 (OP)
You will never be Japanese and that food looked nasty.
Any video games for this feel besides BOTW?

>>712916186 (OP)
Ethnics and "creators" would ruin it

>>712916326
weird how you're posting that one showcasing it's all style and no substance

>>712916186 (OP)
N

>>712916186 (OP)
The food in those is almost always overpriced and barely passable
Notice how she orders a shit ton of food. Most likely didn't even eat it all after trying it for the video.

>>712916186 (OP)
I would rape this cunt with my big fat slavic cock.

>>712917228
Just don't order too much and soak in the novelty

>>712916186 (OP)
because western countries don't have enough social cohesion to have them.

They steam a good egg

>>712917318
Length and girth?

>>712917402
You will never be Japanese and they will always despise you.

A lot of these pop up cafes in Japan aren't even allowed to cook their own food because they aren't zoned for it. It's reheated food like they do at maid cafes at cons.

>>712917436
Yes.

>>712916451
Any westoid game, because their games will never be Japanese (aka a good game), and the food in their games looks worse than actual dog food.

>>712916186 (OP)
You perfectly know why.

>>712916186 (OP)
>>712916249
>>712916326
all this shit looks fucking disgusting and it's probably expensive as shit. just another tourist trap attention starved e-whores.

>>712916186 (OP)
Because the west has class

>>712916186 (OP)
>final fantasy
>is actually centered around a spinoff that isn't, has never been, and will never be considered an FF game

>>712916186 (OP)
>pants pulled up nearly to her tits
>muffin top still visible
id respect her more if she has her gut proudly out but unfortunately a whore that puts on that much makeup will never be honest with her appearance

>>712916186 (OP)
You know why

>>712916186 (OP)
>>712916249
>>712916326
These webms perfecly illustrate why

>>712916186 (OP)
Her eyes don't show signs of any life behind them.

>>712916326
why do ugly people feel the need to shove their ugly face into every camera shot while making ugly expressions and moving their ugly bodies in ugly ways? I had to click off the video from pure disgust.

>>712916186 (OP)
Niggers would trash them.

>>712916186 (OP)
You know why.

>>712917820
They light up when they see a BWC

>>712917656
Sorry, you seem to be confused.

>>712917432
eggs are becoming the new meme breakfast item where people are getting slightly pretentious about the delicacies of egg and the nuanced ways to cook them and how to truly release the flavor though presentation. at the end of the day it's a fucking egg. they all taste the same with varying levels of yolk flavor depending on how cooked through it is, that's it.

>>712916186 (OP)
A third of their population lives in or around Tokyo and the vast majority of the rest of it can get there by train in a couple hours or less. Anyone can get to Tokyo on a whim with virtually no planning. This means that frequent intranational travelers have likely already seen all of the existing Tokyo destinations that interest them, so a novelty shop only has to compete with the other recent additions instead of with everything the city has to offer.
Contrast with America:
>dozens of major metropolitan areas to pick between
>travel to any specific one can easily require more than a day's travel for a large part of the population
>going to one is often considered a once-in-a-lifetime occasion for anyone not in the immediate area
It just doesn't offer the same return on investment a one-off in Tokyo does. You either throw together multiple locations in different cities and eat all of the associated increases in spending, or you accept you're bleeding customers because fans of your theme can't make it to the city and most of the ones that CAN make it to the city are probably picking a Broadway show or a fancy restaurant over a bowl of Kirby soup in their expensive, time-limited visit.

>>712917483
good
based japan

>>712916186 (OP)
You know why.

>>712916186 (OP)
>Theme restaurant based off of corporate IP :|
>Theme restaurant based on corporate IP Japan :D

Does Japan have jousting? Thought not.

>>712919774
I'd rather not smell horse shit and get sand thrown in my food while eating

>>712918418
Pickled eggs are the best. Just hardboil them and then dump them in a jar of vinegar for a week.

>>712916186 (OP)
How fortunate for this woman, that nature has gifted her with 'I will watch the content you make' glands

>>712919941
I've been to one and neither of those were an issue. It's overpriced though of course like those themed cafes.

>>712919774
I wish there's a Walroma themed cafe

>>712916186 (OP)
You expect the average western cofee workforce to make this when they cant even make a bigmac?

>>712916186 (OP)
>Niggers
>"Influencers" being obnoxious and ruining it
>Americans in general
Also I'm not paying extra for a bowl of pasta just because it has a Chocobo picture in it.
t. burger

>>712917389
What is this suppose to be?

>>712917432
How are they on steam hams?

Doesn't the food in these cafes tend to be grossly overpriced?

These places probably only last a year in a country entirely oriented around taking pictures of food, you'd burn through the photo op people here within a month.

>>712916186 (OP)
>why can't we get video game cafes like what they have?
Because your society is nigger-infested and thus establishments that require a modicum of decency are doomed to fail.

>>712921617
MH's Yian Kut-ku head

>>712921842
By Japan standards? Kind of. By western world standards? No.

>>712921972
I kind of see it now

>>712916186 (OP)
Niggers and streamers.

>>712916186 (OP)
>why can't we get video game cafes like what they have?
you know why

>>712922504
It was the most eye-catching food in the menu. Others were just like playing around with monsters' color scheme. At least you could take home the cup from the USJ dining area, although the gear displays were pretty cool

>>712921308
>Canada becomes Americas 51st state
>America gets full access to Canada's suicide pods

>>712917491
I knew that omurice I ate at a maid cafe tasted like microwave unfrozen one...

When I was in Japan I mostly ate mc donalds, as the restaurants there weren't that good. Everything tasted like fish and onions, even though there was no fish or onions in the food.

Lubing up this bitch's titties and violently pumping them until I shoot like a geyser all over her face.
But these cafes are pretty shit, worst one I went to was a harry potter one my gf wanted to see. Food wasn't even passable like the XIV cafe and was 3 times as expensive.

>>712925480
I hope you're not a burger

>>712919774
the one time I went to medieval times I got a tranny wench

>>712925034
tranny mug

>>712916249
Wow, that looks great.

>>712916186 (OP)
>WHY CAN'T I CONSOOOM 90$ CUP OF WHIPPED CREAM WITH BING BONG WAHOO MAN PRINTED ON IT?!??? WHY CAN'T MY CAPITALIST DYSTOPIA BE MORE LIKE GOOK CAPITALIST DYSTOPIA??

niggers and gypsies
that's it. That's the entire reason your (my) country can't have nice things. Because subhuman scum have been allowed to fester and grow in our societies and nice, innocent places cannot exist in the same space as violent apes

>>712917536
>>712919083
You weeb faggots like babyshit only.

>>712918418
>eggs are becoming the new meme breakfast item where people are getting slightly pretentious about the delicacies of egg
Underage or newly emerged coma patient, get your votes in now.

>>712916326
>she
Cinnamoroll is a cute boy

>>712916186 (OP)
>why can't we get video game cafes like what they have?
After living in Japan for six months, I too, questioned this when coming back to the UK. The reason seems to be that Japanese people value 'cute' things while the Western world takes things a lot more seriously and looks down on things like video games. In the Western world there's a culture of growing up and acting your age. Whereas in Japan you can act childish for a lot longer

>>712916326
>Ultra processed foods
:(
>Ultra processed foods: Japan
:DDDDD

>>712917656
TrannyXIV is not a FF game

>>712927686
yeah, surely it's nothing to do with the pakis, romanians, pikeys and niggers everywhere.
No, it's not the ketheads or the sandniggers. Must just be the Japanese like cute things more than us. Sure. You've solved it, anon

>>712919774
Honestly I'd be really fucking surprised if they didn't. The amount of young Japanese dudes who would be willing to ride horses and make women wet must be significant I'm kind of surprised they haven't done
>Sengoku Times
with the typical anime trend from a few years ago of
>Each daimyo is played by a handsome young dude, except for Oda Nobunaga (maybe).

>t. Did a small stint at a similar event (but at a major Renn Fest)
Great memories.

>>712928167
>bro our problems will magically go away if we get rid of the darkies (and the wrong whites)
You can't have what Japan's got because your culture is obsessed with individualism. It's entrenched in the west; people with no accomplishments of their own desperately trying to find someone or something to look down on.

>>712918418
>t. eggless american
lmao

>>712916186 (OP)
>why can't we get video game cafes like what they have?
Look anon, the answer to "why can't we have x/y/z" is always the same; black people, arabs, or in general uncontrolled unpoliced antisocial youths - or even adults in some cases because they remained the same as when they were chavs for all of their adult life.
That's it, that is the reason for your society being worse, because it has allowed these people not only into it but to completely control it as the lowest common denominator.
If you want nice things, you have to aggressively police these people and their anti social violent destructive behaviour so that it is unfeasible for it to occur, that they do not do it because the punishment is so severe. Every time they smash a shop, graffiti something, loiter around in large groups menacing people, or anything of the kind they should have the police on them in 2 minutes flat with batons. You cannot have nice things until you enforce polite behaviour from the citizens in the place, because they will destroy all nice things otherwise.

>>712918083
When I was in Yodobashi, they seemed to have all the usual measures: small items only over the counter, security guards, and so on.

Imagine cumming all over her food and watching her eat all that shit
>>712916249
This looks nice

>>712916186 (OP)
>>712916249
>>712916326
>hyper processed slop
How do they not have an obesity problem over there?

>>712929681
People walk everywhere, that in itself is a big deterrent. Most burgers don't do jack shit for exercise.

>>712928167
>yeah, surely it's nothing to do with the pakis, romanians, pikeys and niggers everywhere.
>No, it's not the ketheads or the sandniggers.
White people would laugh at you for attending a maid cafe. Its nothing to do with pikeys or nigs

>>712929327
Guess what, American left has been campaigning for years against "broken window policing" and in favor of legalizing public urination (can't make this up). Well, here in France we also take Freedom (to shit without taking off pants) seriously, so there's that.

>>712916186 (OP)
ppl who say theyre not into sweet things are freaks

>>712916186 (OP)
All foreign women should be banned from entering Japan.

>>712929681
Street/restaurant food. You aren't having KFC everybday either, are you.

>>712926062
Lol that reminds me of some video I saw where at Disney there's this expensive "princess experience"-thing for little girls and these people got a tranny princess for their assistant.
It's messed up that they hire people for roles like this and put you in this situation where you're the bad guy if you say anything

>>712925801
German