I like to play farming games because it's the only way I can get a country bumpkin girl

It's all fun and games until you get cucked by her brother

>>712919938 (OP)
made for BWC

>>712919938 (OP)
Girls should ideally be raised on farms without internet connection

I love Penny!

>>712919938 (OP)
Game?

>>712919938 (OP)
but there are no grils in the farming simulator

>>712920545
>Doesn't love her enough to craft his own artwork of her

>>712919938 (OP)
I like to play farming games imagining myself as the busty country bumpkin getting fucked by all the livestock

>>712919938 (OP)

You can have that right now by going to Afghanistan

>>712920941
I think OP would like to add "and not get murdered by subhuman zealots" to his original sentence.

>>712919938 (OP)
Or you could move to any rural area in the USA

Do country bumpkins like pumpkins?

>>712921079

desu given how poor Afghanistan is, I'm sure a lot of fathers would willing offer you their daughters for marriage, even if you were a filthy infidel, just so they won't starve to death

OP can always feign being a Muslim to seal the deal too

>>712921490
People like you crack me up. Absolutely no knowledge of the world outside of your bedroom.

>>712919938 (OP)
It's called going out and being a real farmer and not a neet.

>>712921774
Suicide?

>>712920747
>tfw no breeding cow Penny gf

>>712919938 (OP)

>>712920545
>alco mom that is now your problem too
>pesters farmer about wanting kids
>never home to watch own kids
>always complaining about Jas and Vincent acting up (being kids)
>rarely helps around farm
>Sam's used goods
>only with you for stability to escape her shit life
come home white man

>>712919938 (OP)
YWNBACBG

>>712922228
>You Will Never Be A CIA Big Guy

>>712921583

Afghans literally married their daughters off to Soviet defectors in the 80s, you know guys from the army that massacred 1/6th of their population. I'm pretty sure one (possibly not even) American could come over looking for a wife and get away with it.

>>712922434
What Wikipedia article did you get that from?

>>712922152
>alco mom that is now your problem too
No she’s not.

>pesters farmer about wanting kids
I want to give her many kids.

>never home to watch own kids
Applies to every married NPC.

>always complaining about Jas and Vincent acting up (being kids)
She’s almost always saying how much she loves them and how well they’re doing.

>rarely helps around farm
Applies to every married NPC.

>Sam's used goods
Do I even need to post CA disproving this meme anymore? Everyone knows it’s false.

>only with you for stability to escape her shit life
Assuming that someone can’t love you unless you have nothing else to provide for them is sad.

>>712922152
>>Sam's used goods
Is Sam even straight?

>>712923312
Not on my file.

>>712924543
>sugarcube

This is humanized Applejack.

>>712924543
This is Applejack.
Proceed.

>>712924543
WHERE IS HE!?

>Lightyear Empire
>Only other thing at my farm is a huge mech that turns into a tractor plow or combine harvester
>Can't have sex with it
>Mutated Wheat price is up
It ain't much

>>712920376
spbp

Someone post the country bumpkin girl webm where she doesn't know who Batman is or what FML means. It gets my heart every time.