Why is nuLara so gay and lame?

>gay
She's not, i've only seen her impaled by cocks
>lame
She's not, i've only seen her with horses which are cool

>>712922262 (OP)
Lara was always a dyke

>>712922262 (OP)

Lara is literally what all these retards wanted the whole time, a strong female protagonist that don't need no man and kicks ass in every game she's in
They literally turned her into a damsel in the survivor trilogy, total faggotry

>>712922262 (OP)
Because classic Lara is perfect.

This isn't an opinion, it's been proven--as can be seen here.

>>712922864
wtf is this chart from?
It needs correcting
>Sexual Orientation
>10-2: Faggot
>0-1: Normal

>Gender identity
>10-2: Deranged hideous troon
>0-1: Normal

>>712922262 (OP)
She's clearly not gay since the first nu-lara game implied she fucked some dudes while traveling the world

>>712922859
Too attractive to men.
They would only have kept her character if they simultaneously made her a fat black ugly lesbian.

>>712923096
>I LOVE travelling

>>712922864
>Heterosexual
LOL

>>712923287
Not an argument. The fact that two women can't be onscreen without people shipping them doesn't mean she's actually gay.

>>712922262 (OP)
>Why is nuLara so gay and lame?
They should turn her into a shemale to make her popular again though...

>>712923287
We're talking about classic Lara here, not Laura the horse fucker

>>712923734
this, classic Lara gets raped by animated stone statues instead

>>712923078
It was used by Blizzard for Overwatch and everyone made fun of them for it.

>>712923852
Lara is made for big Lux Veritatis cock