Comfy edition

Just started playing 3, I've been told to start there.
I heard 1 is good but is 2 even worth touching?

>>712925116 (OP)
i see a switch therefore i need to ask, are you trans?

>>712925116 (OP)
cute feet but you could've cleaned the 'lock

I just bought DMC5, any good mods after I do a vanilla playthrough?

>>712925424
yes. the uninstall mod

>>712925116 (OP)
>Dirty nails.
I'd feel ashamed of myself and immediately clip them.

>>712925202
Totally dog, I cut my cock off wanna see the axe wound?

>>712926014
pass, im about to have dinner and i need my appetite.

>>712926119
You could eat the seeping puss from my gaping wound you sniveling nigger

>>712925161
Yeah start with three, one is fantastic aesthetically and gameplay is solid. Two however isn't very good gameplay wise but the OST and design is great. Four is okay and Five is very good but Three is always the best. On PC try out the crimson after you've beat it vanilla friend.

>>712926312
im not black tho

>>712925116 (OP)
Gross flintlock
Gross nails
Gross feet on keyboard
Gross food hovering over keyboard
>Captcha: JXS0Y4

>>712926993
>Receding jaw line
>Receding hairline
>Receding genetics
>Recessive personality once confronted
Poor performance anon try harder next time

>>712925478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaSK8WyWBtk

>>712927145
>that beard

>>712925116 (OP)
I've tried four and five
Is there any way to make the enemies faster or 'do more things'?
I don't know how to describe
It felt very much like they were puppets and I'm just there to get counter up

I'm not expecting something like Ninja Gaiden but even on the level of MG:R would be fun

>>712927883
Higher difficulties means more enemy inputs. Make sure you have TURBO in the game set to on via options. It makes the game 20% faster brother,maybe that'll help you out some

>>712925116 (OP)
I still need to do a DMD run of 1.

>>712927883
DMD with turbo on, like anon said.
also I'm pretty sure there are ways to tinker with enemy speeds even more, at least with 4, either through mods or cheat engine.

>>712927521
>>712927145
Is that Tomar?

>>712930663
Hey guys

>>712928803
>>712928212
I'm trying that sssiyan trainer for 5 to see how it is
I'll try turbo/LE on 4 next

bump

>>712925116 (OP)
bump

>>712925116 (OP)
>that title screen
Kinda pisses me off how baffling choices in "remasters" have become iconic simply because people don't know they're playing a shitty knock off of a superior product that is no longer as readily available.

>>712936034
I agree 100% the title screens for most games now are awful, DMC 3 SE now suffers from this sadly

I've been playing these games for the first time with some friends. We're on 4 now.
What is the deal with the rev gimmick? It takes forever to charge up and there's not much payoff for it. It is just useless unless you buy the max rev upgrade?

>>712937817
>What is the deal with the rev gimmick?
Hit the trigger the moment your sword hits an enemy and it charges instantly. It's cool as fuck.

>>712938021
Oh so that's something you can do by default? I thought it was just an upgrade, but I guess the upgrade just changes it from 1 bar to max bars then.

>>712938430
It's been a minute since I played that game, but yeah I'm pretty sure you can by default.

>>712925161
2 is only good if you get really good at it, and still the worst in the series even then. and on top of that, unlocking the later difficulties takes too long cus of lucia's missions. might be worth a shot, but unless you plan on going deep into these games, odds are it'll just annoy you

How do you tolerate filthy fingernails

>>712927145
lol manlet

>>712925116 (OP)
cut and clean your nails, holy shit.

>>712925161
1 is shit and 2 is not as shit. Both can be safely avoided though, they're not worth investing time into.

>>712925202
Troons hate guns anon, He's just a standard retard who likes to waste his money?

>>712925116 (OP)
So how is the crimson mod for DMC 3? Any bugs?
>>712925424
Well there's the SSS cheat trainer which adds a tone of features like breaker switching, inertia, reversals, enemy and boss swamped, etc. There's the co op trainer which lets you play any mission as any character and you know gives you co op. For those two make to have RE framework downloaded.
Personally I use an aggression mod and dark slayer Dante(just gives Dante Yamato).
Also get the bela face mod for Trish.
Also how the fuck hadn't anyone figured out how to mod in new enemies into the game?

>>712926693
I lived on spicy bacon ranch sandwiches for a bit.
>bought rotisserie chicken from grocery store
>lettuce
>tomato
>swiss or pepperjack or cheddar, I just buy blocks of cheese these days
>ranch dressing with a dash of chili powder and Ricky's hot sauce and stir until pink
>toast bread, assemble
>throw under broiler until cheese melted
Honestly ruined me for getting any sandwiches at a deli or restaurant. Now I make weird sandwiches all the time. I'm working on an "italian" sandwich after perfecting my meatballs and figuring out a sauce that freezes well.

>>712940931
A lot of people have been telling me crimson is super killer, have yet to try it myself but I plan to, YouTube has tons of videos on it

>>712941243
I meant "chicken bacon ranch" but I guess that's obvious. I made them in slider form for dad over the weekend. Probably going to make meatball sliders sooner or later, but I'm going to switch up my meatball recipe to add minced onyo.

>>712941314
Yeah I heard that it's pretty cool too but also it has some issues with playable Vergil. Though its current version is the beta, I believe. Hopefully the finished version of the mod irons everything out.

>>712936034
>>712937102
>Retard zoomers don't know that SE was released on PS2

>>712941462
Chad sandwich enjoyer, I love a good club sandwich or even roasted turkey with pesto and some tomatoes

>>712941547
Issues with his move being messed up? Or campaign soft locks?

>>712941696
>Incomprehensibly bad reading comprehension
>Post smug replies
Go take remedial English courses

>>712941812
>Issues with his move being messed up? Or campaign soft locks?
I heard playing a Vergil with the mod sometimes crashes the game. I could be wrong/misremembering.

>>712931675
What LA air does to a jew...

>>712937817
Learn how to max act by reving your sword as you swing it. Get the perfect frame for your swing and you get a full charge. If you plan on taking on the higher difficulties try turbo, change your shoot button for Blue Rose to R2, and learn the timing. Don't ask how to play as Dante since he's a nightmare to learn how to play, it's either learn real impact or die.
https://youtu.be/hVoWqM7lhlo
https://youtu.be/uA3iOkzLc8o

>>712941696
And they easily could have fixed the awful title screen for the remaster but chose not to.

>>712942272
Corey is..... Becoming stronger because of the air.....

>>712925161
2 is bearable if you get drunk while playing

>>712927145
Is there a particular reason that twinks with their 3 month noob gains are the ones that post their lame pics on the video game board the most?

>>712945485
Post physique or be labeled as a tranny

>>712945705
Make a thread on /fit/ and I will, I think it'll be hilarious when you see what you look like compared to people that have been lifting for 9 years.

>>712945883
Okay tranny

Mary sex

>>712946000
This

>>712946000
This

>>712946000
this but with OP
OP drop your discord tag so I can play Lady for you. Fuck all the haters

>>712949384
Lantzec please don't be weird dog

Bayo from Bayo 3 obliterates the best version of Dante

>>712950517
Bayonetta wasn't even strong enough to save her series from flopping, she can't touch Dante

Nero's my boy and I hope they give him more fun stuff in the next game.

>>712951175
Nero can be playable but they need to stop shoving Dante into the second half of games already, he needs to be the main character again since he's the most fun to play as anyway

>>712949384
Bro.

The series needs more romance

>>712954083
its not that it needs more it just needs to use what was already there.

>My honored brethren
My honored brethren
>We come together
We come together
>To unite as one
To unite as one
>Against those that are damned
Against those that are damned
>We show no mercy
We show no mercy
>For we have none
For we have none
>Our enemy shall fall
Our enemy shall fall
>As we apprise
As we apprise
>To claim our fate
To claim our fate
>Now and forever
Now and forever
>We'll be together
We'll be together
>In love and in hate
In love and in hate

>>712925116 (OP)
How do you feel about these threads being dead until the next shitty netflix season?

>>712956971
It's summer so people are actually gaming only the troons are in full effect online these days

>>712956971
If you want an active thread just make an OP shitting on 5 or 3, its not hard

>>712956971
I don't have Netflix so idk dog

>>712956971
I wish there wasn't a season 2 of this show. Man Hoon Lee or Kevin Conroy would have made a good Arkham/Jester. Fuck Adi and his OCs.

>>712959546
He literally photoshops himself to be White, peak jeet

>>712960056

>>712958026
Not contrarian enough. At this point, hating on what's popular isn't enough. You have to praise shit like DMC2, the reboot and the Netflix show to get a rage thread going.

Sex with Vergil.

>>712946000
I want to draw them having sex.

>>712925161
You fucking idiot. Always start with the first game.

>>712925116 (OP)
Somehow I think I enjoyed DMC 1 more than 3.
DMC 3 kinda falls off after mission 7 and it becomes a chore after mission 13. Whereas DMC 1 stays consistently enjoyable from beginning to end.

>>712940720
Awful opinion.

>>712955439
Himbo slut x tsundere woman is peak.

>>712960981
i think DMC 1 is pretty underrated as the series goes. its a great game it just gets outshined by the other titles. DMC 1 had great atmosphere which is a lot darker compared to the rest of the series. it was just fun and had a wonderful feel to it.

>>712960694
3 is the first game, nobody cares about mundus, its all about vergil

>>712961237
Mundus cares about Vergil.

How would you handle the character arc of the Sparda twins in your dream DMC6?

>>712961237
>nobody cares about the objectively better game
lol. lmao.

>>712961752
Have one of them actually die half way through the game and the surviving brother absorbs the others devil trigger, make it a swan song of combos and stylish moves but in a very melancholy setting like DMC 2. Have the music be industrial techno like 2 as well
I think having one of the twins turn into a psuedo-nelo Angelo would be great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYZItID8f1k

>>712962282
>the objectively better game
What's DMC5 got to do with this?

>>712960056
He still doesn't look "white". Fuck this douche bag probably would fail at pulling off DMC 1 Dante's tan too if he tried.
>>712961213
I like the enemies in DMC 1 and the Days were pretty cool. Also mallet island was a beautiful and spooky place.
>>712961752
Dante and Vergil finally kill Mundas and learn what exactly happened to sparda. Dante becomes king of hell to keep a eye on things while Vergil is "cursed" to run/promote at a discounted rate.
Have them explore hell and have hell be like a fallen heaven aesthetic wise(like at the end of DMC 3) while shoving in some living caves organ shit from DMC 1.

>>712961752
They have hot gay sex.

>>712962282
>the objectively better game
That's 3 thoughbeit, and its backed up by its influence on the fanbase

>>712960981
DMC3 has a more "pure" experience, no weird mini games or multiple characters. But god damn does it have the most annoying enemies in any game. I can't believe anyone has fun fighting those angel things.

I never finished playing as Vergil in 3.
too confusing desu.
Also never finished 4.

I've been playing the Bayonetta series finally. Currently playing Bayo 2 but the level design is atrocious and the story is fucking disgustingly bad, I never thought those were good in the first game but, man, I'm starting to hate the game especially when all the bosses turn on witch time every fucking second.

Should I buy DMC1 and DMC3, they have a discount?

Bayonetta is easy compared to DMC

>>712967006
Capcom has a big sale very few months. get the DMC collection when you have the chance. be warned that the first game is very dated. tank controls and old school Resident Evil camera for a hack and slash game. 3 is a good starting point since it tells the story of DMC from the beginning.

>>712967367
Oh, thanks. I was thinking to start with DMC1 since I love classic RE but, even if I buy the three games, are you still advising me to begin with the third one?

>>712967367
>DMC1
>Tank controls
Are you confusing it with Onimusha or something?

>>712967367
i genuinely dont know why people start playing a game series in the game worlds chronological manner nigger just start with 1. youre experiencing the series as it originally was first and as the games world and story was intended to be experienced.

reasons to skip 2:
-it's non-canon
-the original team that worked on DMC are not involved
-although it has good mechanics that later got used in later game, the fights overall are very boring. enemies can absorb a lot of damage and most of the time you can only deal damage with guns. a lot of the boss fights are simply standing in a corner, occasionally dodging attacks, and spamming your guns.

>>712966357
I just started my Vergil playthrough, he’s definitely less fun than Dante.

Start with 1, but just know that the games do get better.

>>712967969
https://streamable.com/iwyik6
Gotta get creative

every time I think of replaying DMC5 I remember that I have to spend 75% of the game playing as V or Nero . also why is Lady so cute? she comes as a fun sister character than a badass with guns.

>>712968324
That’s what happens when you hang out with Dante for 2 decades.

I had a dream lady was my best friend and we laid in bed together just talking. it wasn't sexual at all. I woke up not hating myself or the world. It made me realize that I just became a better person I could see that life isn't all that bad. it motivated me to work on myself . I want to be someone that's worthy enough to be someone's friend. my dream is to play games with a group of people in real life.

>>712925116 (OP)
DMC Definitive Edition is the best game, period

What's the best way to play DMC3? I want to replay it with style switching, should I go for the Switch version or use a PC mod?

Why are women like this about Vergil?

>>712969834
>buckbroken by Mundus (it should have been me)
>touched his little Yamato
>you can practically see the blood sloshing from base to tip
>I want to see his dick smile
>I decide I will have to kill him… but later.

>>712969752
switch version is more reliable, the pc mods are finicky

>>712969752
Might as well go switch

>>712969752
I have 300 hours in the switch version between Vergil and Dante, I do sincerely love it. With a pro controller it's extremely responsive and feels great. It's my favorite way to play DMC 3

>>712968324
>she comes as a fun sister character than a badass with guns.
well of course she does, she doesn't kill a single demon in 5, lady is probably the most squandered character in devil may cry

she's pretty hot though

>>712969752
the mod works better than the switch version, don't know why people are recommending it

>>712974192
lady is kind of powercrept out of being interesting really, she was already struggling to kill minor demons in 3

>>712925116 (OP)
wash your dirty fuckin nails you filthy nigger

>>712925116 (OP)
I want to complete DMC4 just once in my life but I just can't get over how boring Nero nad the first 5 missions are, its so jarring playing as Nero that I could never get him to grow on me, and he's supposed to be beginner friendly in contrast with Dante

>Demastered Edition

>>712975114
Do you have adhd? It’s not that bad.

>>712967006
The only good bayonetta game was the first and Origins, 2 and 3 are awful

>>712975114
They should rub their oily chests together and kiss with their tongues.

>>712977625

>>712968324
lady was only pissed in dmc3 because she was on a vengeance quest and only keeps at the devil hunting thing because she has literally nothign else going on due to her entire direct family being dead just like dante at the end of the game

>>712977762
Stop looking at me like that, I’m normal and heterosexual.

>>712977905
They should rub their oily chests together and kiss with their tongues.

>>712977905
Dante handles being an orphan considerably well.
What does he have that most people lack? Is it confidence?

>>712968324
>every time I think of replaying DMC5 I remember that I have to spend 75% of the game playing as V or Nero

There's a mod that lets you play any level as any character.

>>712979658
the problem with that mod is that playing as dante for the whole game just makes you realize how brutally he mogs nero

>>712979680
That's the point of the mod. If you don't like Nero/V, you don't have to play as them.

>>712979680
Are you calling him deadweight??

>>712968324
Just replay a better game like 1 or 3

NUKING MUSLIN DEMONS

>>712983821
nu-metal was such a weird choice. If Aldi really wanted to pay homeage to early 2000 music he could have chosen metal/punk bands from that era.

>>712984132
greenday isnt nu-metal

>>712961752
Dante needs to settle down, get his shit together. He's been living this depressive life for almost the entire series, not paying bills, wryly being dismissive of most situations, just generally taking his whole wild man shtick to a dark place while a woman who he should very obviously be with won't give him the chance.

Vergil needs to redeem himself fully a la Sparda. I don't buy the implied redemption he has at the end of 5, the guy has done multiple genocides now. But then again, so did Sparda. I'd like for him to spend time in hell, searching for things his father left behind, like a Last Will and Testament. It'd also be sick if he reclaimed his Nelo Angelo sword and armour and took control over it.

>>712968324
https://youtu.be/x6Lp0vHWC_o?t=6921

Lady has so little to do in 5 but this moment here is amazing and says a lot about her after the events of 3.

>>712974314
I like that about her though. She's the only human that can go toe to toe with demons in the series that we've seen and she does it with regular guns. The fact she doesn't even hesitate to run into the middle of Dante and Vergil fighting is so badass even though she would have been complete toast if it went on. There's ever a moment where Vergil tries to slash her between attacking Dante but Dante blocks it.

I think both mechanically and in terms of narrative that if they gave Lady Pandora she'd be able to close the power gap. Given it feeds off destruction and powers up that way, she could have something akin to Devil Trigger while being able to transform it into any kind of gun she wants, with demonic power to boot.

I play every DMC only as Vergil and Spurdo in 1. Dont care about dante, dont care about nero, dont care about anyone else. Simple as

>>712946000
In a world with magic and demons by far the most unrealistic thing is that dante didn't have sex with lady

>A case of Premier Protein at Target is $32
>OP lives in his grandma's house and is a weeb

>>712925161
1 is underrated. but 2 is boring. just try them out

>>712985302
>Don't care about Dante, don't care about Nero
ironically the opposite of Vergil then

>>712986546
keep your shitty head cannons to yourself you disgusting retard

>>712987364
I don't own any cannons or other artillery. But I do know the story of DMC, unlike you.

>>712926693
fuck you that's not pizza. notcrazy/10

>>712985861
Shut up real estate mogul

>>712951976
take a hint bro this troon wants you to helm splitter into his boipucci

>>712987364
I hate Vergil fans who can’t accept their fav badass is putting up a front.
Vergilfags are the Vegetafags of DMC.
It’s a shame because they are both likable characters deliberately misunderstood by their braindead fanboys.

>>712985302
how do you only play as Vergil if you have to unlock him in every game huh retard

>>712985302
>>712969834
There are two types of Vergil fans.

>>712969752
Play PC version and texture mod. Don't bother with Switch version.

>>712969834
I’m ashamed at how much this turned me on.

>>712989997
>T.

>>712990209
I just want a woman to want me that badly and isn’t disgusted by my mommy issues.

>>712925116 (OP)
>Not Devil May Comfy

>>712925116 (OP)
>beat DMC1 on DMD
>unlock Sparda
>feels good man
>uninstall the game so I can play other stuff
>come back a couple weeks later
>my literal entire progress is gone
>Steam just didn't save my progress on the fucking cloud
Is there a way to fix this? I'm not even asking for my progress back, I just want Steam to start making the fucking cloud saves. I checked the back ups and its not there, just DMC4SE

>>712949384
why does she have different eye colors again?