Thread 712927473

the great debate

I don't like toxoplasmosis sorry catfags

>>712927473 (OP)
I would impregnate both desu

Both are built for slavery.
Both are built for being raped as slaves.
I pick Dunmer.

>>712927473 (OP)
>>712927751

Just marry both and form a throuple with them, easy. This is my fantasy so they're both deeply in love with me and each other and will happily both be married to me and love me and each other for eternity.

Both are good.
If I had to choose one I'd go with Khajiit.
Imagine fucking your Khajiit wife after you both downed bottles of Skooma

>>712927473 (OP)
PRETTY KITTY TO KISS AND FONDLE AND SEXO SEX SEX CUDDLE SEX GET ROMANCED GET ROMANCED START A FAMILY SEX SEX KISS FONDLE SEX CUDDLE KISS BIRTH ALFIQ CHILDREN AND OTHER WEIRD SPAWN SEXO KISS SEX SEX ROMANCE KISS HUG FONDLE SEX KISS KISS PURRSEX KISS BLISS I LOVE FURLADIES SEXOOOOOOO

>>712927801
>I pick Dunmer
>the former slaver race that are now little more than cucked refugees
lmao, Ashskins are so sad.

>>712928215
Calm down, Todd

>>712928215
This anon is making a lot of sense.

>>712928335
These comics give me an overwhelming feeling of despair

>>712928335
>have khajiit wife
>impregnate her
>due to some moon fuckery, your son is a literal house cat

>>712928468
That's true, imagine your Khajiit wife pushing out the bottom right just because the moon phase said "fuck you"
Shit's gotta be rough

>>712927473 (OP)
Cat ass on my face

>>712928862
Nobody is born adult size anon

No debate it you make argonian proper lizard and remove human udders

>>712927751
>>712929367
No. Argonians are superior boob having lizzers.

>>712930690
kys

>>712927801
This, except I'm not a furfag so I don't want to fuck them personally but my Dunmer bros who are so inclined can have at it.

>>712927801
Remember when Dunmer were slavemasters?
No but I remember when they were the hist lickers cock sleeves.
They were probably just as happy in both situations.

>>712928335
post the other ones

>>712927602
It boosts board morale

>>712931065
Only degens like Barenziah.

>>712927751
Khajiit milk

>>712927473 (OP)
Lizards are better for saltrice fields while cats are better for harvesting kwamma eggs

>>712934127
Lizards are better for receiving my whip.
Cats are better at harvesting my sperm.

>>712927473 (OP)
gib smol khajiit or beeg lizard

>>712927591
>Forced toxo meme
Go back newfag

>>712927473 (OP)
Vampire

>>712927473 (OP)
Mer.

>>712928862
This would've been enough variation and would be feasible to implement in game. Who thought it was a good idea to add house cats and tigers? Wtf. That isn't even possible to play as.

cat beans

>>712927473 (OP)
I choose Lydia

>>712927473 (OP)
>left
BWC
>right
BWC

>>712927473 (OP)
SOFT UNDERBELLY FUR VS COLD HARD SCALE PUSSY

>>712931293
Imagine owning a argonian slave who is perfectly happy and contempt to be your cocksleeve
Almost a perfect wife

>>712929367
>>712930690
>>712930874
Flat lizzers and boobed lizzers are both CUTE and worthy of love.

>>712936601
I'm sorry I have to do this to you but
>happy and contempt
The word you were meaning to use is content.

Khajiit wins because pic related
Argonian have yucky cold scaly claws

If ES6 got a pretty kitty companion or romance option, what would you want her to be like?
Personally, I want an avaricious merchant Khajiit wife.
>>712928414
The tiger lady wouldn't want you to be sad, Anon.

>>712937184
>what would you want her to be like?
naked

argonian women are affectionate only because they want to use your body for its warmth

>>712937823
I want to use their body for sex, so its a fair trade.

>>712937184
Typical practical khajiit with a laid back attitude, bandit/adventurer

>>712936936
sex

Gamers want this

>>712941934
no pubic scales?

>>712942503
wdym, her whole body is scales

>>712942763
it seems to be scales only b yX

>>712927473 (OP)
when you think about it, skin is just tiny scales

>>712927751
>accurate lizard
>cat doesnt have multiple flat boobs which are just half a dozen nipples
why even bother

>>712927473 (OP)
Ohmes Khajiit

>>712943168
Boring

>>712927473 (OP)
I choose the one that doesn't sound like she smokes 2 packs a day

When forced to choose any sane person would obviously pick khajiit.

Scalefags have never been sane, though.

Consider the following:
>winter
Khajeets will be nice to cuddle with, but so will your Argonian wife who will love snuggling up close to your mammalian warmth
>summer
Argonian wife will be pleasantly cool to the touch, wonderful to relax with on a hot summer evening. Khajeet will be a sweltering sticky mess that will be liable to give you heat stroke

>>712927473 (OP)
How about something with a human face you disgusting freak

fuck ur furry bullshit

akaviri

>>712944261
cats dont sweat

>>712927473 (OP)
Why not both?

>>712944261
Khajiits literally live in a warm tropical/desert region you mong

>>712944347
>akaviri
I am fond of snake women.
Why did you post some random asian slut, though?

>>712944354
Yes they do, but in any case cuddling with your Khajeet gf is going to leave her fur swamped with your sweat

>>712941934
I think Argonians would have feathers

>>712944492
> Cats do sweat, but only in small amounts on specific areas like their paw pads, lips, and chin
So they dont

>>712928862
Where can I find top left or bottom 4 waifu?

>>712944565
>Cats do sweat
Anon pls

>>712944492
Cats like Scent Marking. She wants the town to know you're hers and vice versa.

>>712937184
a saucy bandit/pirate I can act out my Bonnie & Clyde fantasies with

>>712944458
this

>>712927473 (OP)
I would get spitroasted, preferably with the Khajiit male in the front. Next question.

>>712945426
based

>>712927473 (OP)
slick and hot lizard pussy all day every day

>>712946168
based
imagine the unique vaginal canal sensations

>>712937476
So she can have better sneak stat's right?

>>712946786
well you still can pickpocket her
if you know what I mean

>>712946368
imagine the aroma and taste, no hairballs, just her fluids. Lizard pussy is superior

>>712946873
delicious right and pristine lizard pusi

>>712946935
>human vagina
what the point? I';m not asking for cloaca ofc but have some imagination

>>712947001
The Hist made them to resemble men

>>712947052
> made them boring
I see that

>>712947118
>complains about the vagina but not the breasts
You're a special type of autistic

>>712935531
because it cool and interesting to have a race that can be so drastically different but still be the same race

>>712946935
>>712947290
Khajiitbros, our response?

>>712928862
>tfw no Alfiq-raht house wife

>>712937184
>>712944923
>avaricious merchant
>saucy bandit/pirate
I'll do you n'wahs one better. hold my sujamma.
>be a young dunmer
>dad buys you pretty khajiit slave woman
>she's actually a vampire she-devil
>was "sold" by one of her own thralls
>teaches you magic and shit
>band of thralls comes and kills your family
>thralls rescue khajiit woman from your clutches
>fucking n'wahs aren't stealing my property
>chase them and do some dishonored nightblade shit
>khajiit woman springs into action and helps finish them off
>uses magical and athletic fuckery
>tells you it's because she's a vampire
>become vampire, want to do similar cool shit
>she-devil gets what she wants with everyone else out of the way

>>712927473 (OP)
>>712927751
both are sexy

>>712947382
anon no this is a blue board!

>>712947169
I already complained about human tits earlier rentard

>>712927473 (OP)
>same ugly jewish grandma voice on both
neither

>>712946935
ahhhhh advertiser-sama

>>712948082
>husky grandma voice in your ear

>>712941934
Sex with gamers.

>>712936936
>not liking lizard feet
Pleb

>>712947953
Sex with blue boards.

>>712944347
2/10
fat gook

>>712948082
I really do hope they fix that in tes6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X4iBFJBxug
https://youtu.be/vljRBnLSP5E?t=1388

>>712946850
I do knot know.

>>712927473 (OP)
Really good example of lazy rpg videogame world building.
>This race is le human and le lizard
>This race is le human and le cat
Wow. Such imagination. TES is pure slop and you can't change my mind.

>>712950240
/k/hajiit lady, my beloved

>>712946935
Ocheeva my beloved...

>>712944831
>Khajiit gf snorts your dirty laundry and gets high on your scent
>secretly squirts on your stuff so that you always smell her wherever you go

>>712950341
>ignores everything making them unique

>>712951361
He's clearly doesn't believe anything he just said and is just trying to get (you)'s.

Are there any games with quadruped kajeets?

>>712952192
ESO has them, but its MMO-slop so I don't really acknowledge its existence.

>>712952192
My khajit always quadrupled when my pants down if you catch my drift

>>712948272
nuh uh

Any multi-tit cat mods?

>>712945426
Nigga u gay

>>712954683
It's actually straight because they aren't humans. That's the loophole.

>>712948082
the raspy smoker voice is literally the best part>>712948082

>>712936936
nice beans

>The only one romancable character in all over Morrowind.
What did Todd mean by this?

>>712927801
Based

>>712928215
>>712928335
>>712928468
>>712928862
For the last time, no, humans can't impregnate Khajiit, you fucking lorelets.

>>712960990
>purrs uncontrollably when you befriend her

she’s too precious

>>712948082
The Argonian VA for Skyrim died recently

>>712961531
It hasn't been explicitly confirmed or deconfirmed. It's left up to your imagination

>>712954605
6 tits on a humanoid body looks stupid

The one that's more sexually aggressive aka the argonians

gato

>>712944283
gay

>>712961531
>Muh lore
Be quiet, faggot. You don't know shit about nothing.

>you unlock the door to the basement
>the scent of musty fungus and unwashed animals assaults your senses
>as your eyes adjust to the darkness, you see sets of eyes aglow and scales glistening in what light pours in from behind you
>you descend the stairs as your dozen slaves whisper among themselves of their master's arrival
>one mangy beastman with matted fur dares to ask if you've finally brought them food
>"Perhaps, but first," you raise your arm carrying an ancient dwemer shield
>then you show them the faint glow of the soulgem you carry
>"you will all aid me in binding this immortal daedric soul to this piece of dwemeric scrap metal."
>"y-yes master, b-but we use no magic-"
>"Irrelevant."
>you begin casting a great spell focused in the very middle of the curs
>Absorb Intelligence 100
>10 foot radius
>1 second
>their eyes go blank and their jaws slack as their very minds are torn from their bodies, merged together into a sort of arcane mental battery allowing you to more finely channel the screaming Golden Saint into the ancient alloys
>all in an instant before being returned to them
>did the aetheric winds manage to sort them back correctly? They look more frightened and disoriented than they should
>eh, doesn't matter, at least they forgot they were hungry, and the shield now has a 9% chance to reflect spells
>9% isn't very useful, maybe you'll just sell it to some idiot at the market
>maybe tomorrow, into the 7th chest of junk it goes
>such is a normal afternoon in your Telvanni mushroom tower

>>712927751
Sounds great until you see how much fur you have to clean up

Wake the fuck up and clean this disgusting furshit up already jannoid, do your fucking job.

>>712946935
>>712946935

>>712964231
It’s been a while since I’ve watched this

>>712947953
surprised people still post this

Sorry but I can't say to this cute fluffy things

>>712961531
Oh that's even better.

>>712946935
>Spread the pussy
>It stays gaping open

>>712927801
Fact: Dunmer women and Nord men have the lowest divorce rates in Tamriel

>>712927602
hate to agree with this post

>>712970506
Would Shor/Lorkhan approve?

>>712970903
Probably not, but I'm the Dragonborn, so it's actually Akatosh's divine will that I improve relations between our races

>>712970903
why not?
Dunmer have respect for the old coot
Nord slaying that Dunmer poon is another brownie point

Why only cat people? Why not puppy people?

>>712960990
Special friend

>>712970903
Why not, Dunmer buy the whole life is a struggle which lorkhan created and gifted to mortals to strive through and excel. Pretty much same belief fundamentally as the Men races

A Khajiit dating simulator would make gorillions

>>712972615
doubt it

Reddit aah posts

>>712935531
When Bethesda was making Redguard (where the lore for the different furstocks were first introduced via the PGE), one of the ideas for a planned sequel would have you playing as an entire family of Khajiit, swapping between all of its members with a wide variety of different abilities depending on the stock. Then Redguard sold like shit so the idea was canned.

well?

>>712976363
their necks seem off and uncanny but I still would, the both of them, so hard
follower links?

>>712976363
I like my Khajiit flat

Imagine the purring and fur-on-skin contact...

>>712927473 (OP)
Argonian is the only answer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViWgyFdO4Ms

khajiit are so cute bros

>Gives you the key to her house.
>You can "visit" any time you want.

>>712931824
quite the opposite, it lumps me in with botting culture and is not a geniune thread

>>712962848
The khajit really lost all personality in later TES games. They're basically just ESL gypsies now

>>712978756
They probably want to avoid the furry accusations since having Khajiit acting like actual cats with modern graphics would be.... you know.

>>712979013
Based?

>>712979013
Don't they have those in TESO?

Sex with Alfiq(-Raht)s.
Now don't mind me, gonna become a schizo necromancer hermit to bring the fox people back.

>>712979013
Would be incredibly based, I agree

>>712946935
>Oblivion Remaster Argonians
I'm going to fucking puke.

>>712979013
It's 2025, furry ladies are based.

>>712979013
>They probably want to avoid the furry accusations
they need to realize that no one cares anymore

>>712978161
Its just INSANE how beautiful she is in this picture.

>>712983496
knowing ahnassi she probably prettied up before you arrived at her house lol

i used to get a bit drunk and play skyrim as a shortstack argonian on weekdays and it was really comfy, but modding se is such a pain in the ass now and i have such little patience troubleshooting the body mods that are all made by koreans with poorly translated documentation

>>712982370
Extremely low test post

>>712976726
These are my presets hmm if thread is up after I finish work I could link them on mega
>necks seem off
With khajiits and argonians its hard to make good necks, with the argonin I tried hard to make it look decent

>>712927801
Argonians work on the fields, Khajiit entertain in the harem.
Easy as

>>712927473 (OP)
>reptile
>milkers

>>712927473 (OP)
>reptile
>lay eggs
>milkers

>>712985361
>>712985312
>tranime poster
>retarded
>can't even post right

>>712927473 (OP)
According to the lore if an argonian has tits, it's because the trees or some fucking shit decided to breed tham like that way to make other races like them more.
Whereas if you share a tent with a khajiit they won't be able to decide if they want in or out.

>>712985361
the milkers are for me, not those shit head kids

>>712985414
>retarded
>retarted
>trannytarded

>>712985485
>Whereas if you share a tent with a khajiit they won't be able to decide if they want in or out
???

>>712986395
cats do that irl a lot
t.own an outdoor cat

I'm addicted to hist.

>>712986819
> hisses at dick

No contest.

>>712988323
what a slut dancing in public like that

>>712951809
I don't believe in anything.

>>712988423
She's just advertising her wares. Khajiit has many wares, if you have coin.

I bet Argonian milk tastes like maple syrup

>>712988928
>argonians have tits so your child can nurse on one side while you are on the other
I finally see the vision.

>khajit
>bunch of drug addicted thieves that are mostly abominations because lmao moon god
>only 15% of the cyrodil population but take up 80% of places in the imperial dungeon
MEANWHILE
>argonian
>created by galaxy brain trees to be pleasing the race of Men
>argonian women have hefty, life sustain hist sacs
>argonian men are strong, proud warriors who do their duty with honour
>stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Men as equals

>>712989515
Don't forget that your khajit daughter might just be born as a literal house cat with bad RNG.

>>712989751
>Small chance of getting a sentient cat daughter
>100% chance of disgusting smelly cold lizard bitch
I know which option I'll take.

>>712989751
And you wouldn't love your daughter regardless?

>>712989836
>this is what cat abusers think really happens

>>712927473 (OP)
Guys, I need help.
I was just playing Morrowind and now after exiting out and going back in the launcher says that it can't find the executable. I verify the files through Steam and that gives me another exe and the game can run, but whenever I apply the code patch to it the game is unable to run once again. What gives?

>>712988567
>khajiit sells pirated copies of Skyrim anniversary edition

>>712990923
Do you have an anti virus that is deleting the exe?

>>712946935
God bless, this webm takes so long to get to the good stuff that it completely flies under the jannies radar

share a care with khajiit?

>>712991506
do not

>>712991090
I tried doing it again with the antivirus turned off and now it's giving me load error 5:0000065434
Weird that the exe would just suddenly fail or get deleted, I was just playing.

>>712989515
>Khajiit
>Clever, beautiful cats who know how to party and enjoy themselves
>Only 15% of the population but greatly contribute to trade and the availability of exotic goods
>Soft, silky, warm luxurious fur
>Outrageously sexy accents
>Longstanding bonds with Nords only recently complicated by m*r politics
>Males are chill bros who treat you like family, females are like furclad angels who will steal your heart and soothe your weary soul with purrs
VS
>Argonian
>Odorous robotic soulless lizards from slimy clammy swamplands
>Nasty hard crusty scales with diseased tissue inbetween from dwelling in filthy sewer water too long
>Spawned as subversive agents from weird jew trees better served as firewood
>Associated with criminal organizations and shithole towns like Bravil
>Trees gave them boobs in an attempt to make them less repulsive but still get ignored
EZ win for catchads

>>712936413
The only sane man in this whole threat. Strong Nord Women loyal to Talos is the anti-Thalmor choice.

>>712992619
But what about strong Khajiit women loyal to Talos?

>>712992086
Fucking skooma delirium on display here
>not even once

>>712993036
These are well drawn for a self insert ship

>>712993036
>khajit women
>loyal

>>712927473 (OP)
Dunmer.

>>712984876
I'm sorry but anon is right, oblivion remaster argonians look like Donkey Kong

>>712993443
Khajiit women have been loyal since ancient times, anon.
Only mer propaganda has made you believe otherwise.

>>712993783
>stupid nord doesn't spot her cheating on him
>ergo she is loyal
Notice how nobody questions the loyalty of an argonian wife as it is a given her bond is as hard as bedrock.

>>712993947
I'm sorry that the Thalmor have successfully demoralized you...

>>712935531
>ok so this race of cat people come in a bunch of different variations
>quadrupled cats? are you stupid?

>>712993036
Based
>>712993048
Cringe
>>712993947
Statements dreamt up by deranged lizardjews (verifiably false)

>>712946935
>somehow a webm of a argonian showing off tits and pussy stays up a whole ass day
>get banned immediately for an 'offtopic' post in a pragmata thread
hmmm... jannies like scaly pussy?

>>712993947
The first argonians I interacted with was Deeja and her brother so my opinion of their kind is tainted.

>>712994540
The mods allow it for it is based and will let the jannies seethe.

>>712946935
>still up after 15 hours
ArGODnians won.

I would fuck both

>>712927473 (OP)
Male argonians and Khajiits>>>>>whores

>>712994540
>hmmm... jannies like scaly pussy?
Who doesn't?

Lizard pussy alone is better than everything furry.

>>712995315
Nord woman…

>>712936413
I choose Myoll

furtrannies are subhuman incels
I miss when they got curbstomped out of every online place automatically.

>>712996123
Actual trannies came along, and now the internet knows how wrong we got it. Furfags are fine by comparison.

I prefer reptiles with fur, such as bats.

Which games have the best cats?

>>712996253
bats are mammals

>>712927473 (OP)
I'd rather the dragons.
Because dragons are cool.

>>712927751
>pic
Fuck, that looks good.
Both. Both is good.

>>712996253
>>712996402
Bats are bugs, stupid

>>712996381
Nine Sols

>>712996381
Skyrim

>>712997563
God this thing is hideous.

>>712993947
>everything is like my cuck porn anime hentai fantasy... because it just is ok?!?!?!

>>712997790
Based. Imagine the SEX.

>>712997563
literally the worst of both worlds

>>712997790
This is good.

We need more Bosmer in these threads

>>712998415
No we don't.

>>712998632
we do

>>712998415
They smell worse than argonians

>>712927751
Scalies have boobs because God is a Just Lord and would see to it. Their scales would be silken like the finest velvet, and they'd smell like fresh cut grass on a calm Autumn morn.

>>712998840
Kill these little nasty aliens

>>712997824
>khajit pajjeet lashes out in anger

>>712927473 (OP)
I prefer strong nord girls

>>712936936
>Katrina
She's a wolf, though. Still my favorite Iskra girl, thoughbeit.

>No heel pads
Wouldn't they slip all the time when not wearing shoes?

>>712927473 (OP)
Khajit will leave hair everywhere and probably give you toxoplasma, but at least they are soft, warm and will purr. Argonians are hard, slimy, cold, smell like fish and have raspy voices
I think Khajits would be a better option

>>712936936
I saw to suck on those like they're cinnamon candy

Need argonian wife to cling to me to keep warm in the winter.