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Anonymous No.712936640 [Report] >>712937176 >>712937376 >>712938545 >>712941276 >>712941518 >>712942948 >>712943002 >>712943051 >>712943506 >>712944464 >>712944542 >>712945491
it aint easy being a coomer
Anonymous No.712936779 [Report]
The line of diamonds is too wide
Anonymous No.712936827 [Report] >>712937247 >>712943091 >>712948194 >>712948380
a true coomer has never experienced post-nut clarity
Anonymous No.712936967 [Report] >>712937501
I download sex mods because I think they're funny, not to get off on them. I also like looking at naked women
Anonymous No.712937176 [Report]
>>712936640 (OP)
>Sex mods can't make New Vegas good
True
Anonymous No.712937247 [Report]
>>712936827
spbp
Anonymous No.712937376 [Report] >>712939748 >>712939904 >>712950043
>>712936640 (OP)
I gotta say, playing pure vanilla skyrim last christmas was the most fun I've ever had. No tracking down mods and spending hours making my modlist work. Just pure unga bunga with a 2 handed orc while I completed every single DLC.
Anonymous No.712937398 [Report]
The lead up is unironically better than the payoff
Anonymous No.712937407 [Report] >>712937751 >>712939707 >>712939875 >>712947878 >>712949376
How can i get post nut clarity to last longer?
Anonymous No.712937501 [Report]
>>712936967
some people cant see a character in bikini without saying "just watch porn xDDD".
Anonymous No.712937751 [Report]
>>712937407
the clarity is your friend brother, countless times i would almost message some dumb bitch i dont really care but the clarity stopped me, i would spend way more time with her bullshit than edging to some h-game.
Anonymous No.712938545 [Report] >>712938849
>>712936640 (OP)
i download a bunch of porn, jerk to it once, and mostly leave it alone
i should really delete it, but i keep telling myself i'm saving it for the apocalypse
to be honest, with how many states seem to be attempting to ban porn, it's probably not a bad idea anyway
Anonymous No.712938849 [Report]
>>712938545
I always keep my sims 4 saves and mod folder in my computer and have a massive goon session once in a blue moon (1.5 years)
Anonymous No.712939707 [Report]
>>712937407
just think if this shit is worth or not, if this crap is not better than what working and money does to my life i simply lose all my interest
Anonymous No.712939712 [Report] >>712944305
I love the nutty putty cave memes
Anonymous No.712939748 [Report]
>>712937376
based
Anonymous No.712939875 [Report]
>>712937407
Retvrn to Pre-Nut Delvsion.
Anonymous No.712939904 [Report]
>>712937376
Shut up Todd, im not gonna buy your shit again!
Anonymous No.712941276 [Report]
>>712936640 (OP)
Now, see, his mistake is not digging down.
Anonymous No.712941518 [Report] >>712941617 >>712948398
>>712936640 (OP)
This, but with a sexdoll.
Anonymous No.712941617 [Report] >>712941794
>>712941518
the bottom text would be "having to wash and dry the damn thing"
Anonymous No.712941794 [Report] >>712942642 >>712942836 >>712943351
>>712941617
It already feels weird knowing that I have a pocket pussy sitting in a box under my bed. I can't imagine needing to store a massive sex doll. that rubber material is going to degrade over time, even when not in use.
Anonymous No.712942171 [Report]
I fapped 4 times in 6 hours today to vidya waifus. My pp aches like an arthritic joint.
Anonymous No.712942642 [Report] >>712943146
>>712941794
I keep mine on the far side of the bed covered by blankets and pillows. It just looks like a blanket wall to block sunlight. The maintenance is absolutely worth it and they don't degrade a whole lot if they're not cheap shitty ones and you take care of them. Feels way better to blow a load from actively thrusting while holding onto a pair of jiggly gel-filled doll tits than by lying there with a Fleshlight or hand or whatever.
Anonymous No.712942836 [Report] >>712942951
>>712941794
I mean, the little time when you are actually fucking her like a wild animal is nice, and is something that other sex toys can't give you.

But cleaning up the mess afterward, that shit is not fun, you can store her in your closet, there are no skeletons in there, only sex toys.
Anonymous No.712942948 [Report] >>712943047 >>712943130 >>712943446 >>712946189
>>712936640 (OP)
Total warhammer mods are so fucking good, shame they're locked behind discords
Actual major mechanical game changes, expanded rosters, great features all around
Anonymous No.712942951 [Report] >>712945407
>>712942836
Is this why I can't ever find good videos of guys fucking them?
Anonymous No.712943002 [Report]
>>712936640 (OP)
yeah i don't get it, like lets say you make the character nude and run around and shit, once you edge and jerk off to their moans or something, you just turn the mods off
Anonymous No.712943047 [Report] >>712943446
>>712942948
Based lewd modders going the extra mile to add gameplay improvements on top of the nude mods.
Anonymous No.712943051 [Report] >>712943301
>>712936640 (OP)
why doesn't he dig up or down
Anonymous No.712943091 [Report] >>712948226
>>712936827
this, if you don't exclusively experience "post-nut desire to nut again" then you should kneel before me
Anonymous No.712943130 [Report] >>712943846 >>712946189
>>712942948
it's going to be really fucking grim when Discord implodes one day
Anonymous No.712943146 [Report] >>712944127
>>712942642
i jammed my onahole between mattresses and fucked it
ez
Anonymous No.712943301 [Report]
>>712943051
they live in a high trust society. he leaves the other diamonds for those who want to make a similar journey and learn similar lessons. for there is no better teacher than experience.
besides, in a world where you can go mining in office wear and not have to deal with monopoly prices, diamonds are not worth a whole lot. he clearly makes more money at his office job.
Anonymous No.712943351 [Report] >>712943632
>>712941794
Always feel curious why guys need the whole thing were ladies are happy with just a dildo
Anonymous No.712943446 [Report]
>>712943047
>>712942948
I hate that I know exactly what mods you're referring to. how are you holding up /twg/?
Anonymous No.712943506 [Report]
>>712936640 (OP)
I have never installed sex mods. Instead I have sex or look at porn when I'm horny.
Anonymous No.712943596 [Report] >>712944272 >>712945949 >>712946167 >>712946671
>Post nut migraine
Anonymous No.712943632 [Report]
>>712943351
Same reason why girls like to hug each other all the time. It's a whole body experience that lonely men don't get to experience that often.
Anonymous No.712943846 [Report] >>712944004
>thing designed to be enjoyable while you're horny stops working when you cum
Just save and turn it off, then come back another time.
>>712943130
Blizzard's former CFO is Discord's new CEO and wants to take it public this year. That means gutting the app/site for maximum investor gains. Grab anything you want now and assume it will be gone eventually.
Anonymous No.712944004 [Report]
>>712943846
>Blizzard's former CFO is Discord's new CEO and wants to take it public this year.
Any chance there's a slightly less shitty platform I can Noah's Ark all my friends to?
Anonymous No.712944127 [Report]
>>712943146
I tried all kinds of shit like that with a Fleshlight and could never find something to hold it at a height I could work with. Closest I got was wrapping a large towel around it. Then I bought a doll and a foam wedge pillow to position it on. I fuck that thing after work like it's my last day alive.
Anonymous No.712944272 [Report]
>>712943596
and i thought i had it bad.
Anonymous No.712944305 [Report]
>>712939712
I almost didn't see Suddam.
Anonymous No.712944464 [Report] >>712944605
>>712936640 (OP)
Skimpy clothing>>>>Default>Nude
Anonymous No.712944542 [Report]
>>712936640 (OP)
I play porn games without jacking off most of the time. I just like settings with sex.
Anonymous No.712944605 [Report] >>712946509
>>712944464
Agree with full nude being boring but some clothes showing tits or ass is cool too
Anonymous No.712945313 [Report]
>download momcest game
>buildup is great
>they french kiss
>cum
>delete game
Anonymous No.712945407 [Report] >>712950106
>>712942951
I mean.... I don't know why would you want to watch a man pleasuring himself with a toy, but if you are into doll shit, then you must know at least a few of them which do good quality stuff.
Anonymous No.712945491 [Report] >>712945805
>>712936640 (OP)
"Post nut clarity" is not actually a thing for men.
Anonymous No.712945524 [Report]
Whats the best Man toy? Like the most futuristic shit with different vibration and all that fancy shit
Anonymous No.712945805 [Report] >>712946353
>>712945491
Of course, it is, you are simply not cooming to enough degenerate shit.
Anonymous No.712945949 [Report]
>>712943596
my nose clogs up after i coom
Anonymous No.712946064 [Report]
>masturbate to something
>feel ashamed/embarassed/stop caring and delete it
>get mad like 2 days later that you deleted it
Anonymous No.712946167 [Report]
>>712943596
I had these when I was like 15 years old lmao
Anonymous No.712946189 [Report]
>>712943130
>>712942948
Why aren't there insiders just mirroring their shit on public mod hosting sites?
See this even for extremely popular games too, so it can't just be lack of interest.
Well, if the modder gets burned because they were too busy milking people on discord, that's on them.
Anonymous No.712946353 [Report] >>712946514 >>712946890
>>712945805
Nah, it's something only women and niggers get. Literally nobody else does.
Anonymous No.712946509 [Report]
>>712944605
True, true.
Anonymous No.712946514 [Report]
>>712946353
You never get it with vanilla stuff, your deviancy level is too low to experience it.
Anonymous No.712946671 [Report]
>>712943596
>Migraine is starting
>Desire to nut too strong, power through it and forget about it
>Migraine comes back way worse
Anonymous No.712946890 [Report]
>>712946353
women don't orgasm
Anonymous No.712947069 [Report]
>post nut clarity hits
>don't really feel any clarity, just empty
Anonymous No.712947126 [Report]
>masturbate
>feel dead for the next 48 hours
Anonymous No.712947128 [Report] >>712947418 >>712947538
>coom
>keep thrusting
>benis is half hard, half soft
>eventually goes back to being fully hard
>coom
>keep thrusting
>benis is half hard, half soft
>eventually goes back to being fully hard
>coom
>keep thrusting
I unlocked the infinite stamina trick, it works until the benis start to hurt or until you are completely dehydrated.
Anonymous No.712947418 [Report] >>712947538 >>712947542 >>712947837 >>712947928
>>712947128
i do this like 4-8 times. like

>orgasm
>keep stroking for like 10 seconds
>orgasm again
and that just goes on like 4 more times.

i feel like it's really unhealthy but IDK and nobody talks about it at all.

sorry if tmi
Anonymous No.712947538 [Report] >>712947726 >>712947837
>>712947128
>>712947418
Do you neglect any important things because of it? You will have to think about it, that's all.
Anonymous No.712947542 [Report] >>712947837
>>712947418
apex gooner
Anonymous No.712947554 [Report] >>712947817 >>712947925 >>712948402
Does PNC really make you anons feel that bad? For me it's just a return to the neutral pre-horny state, not some sort of introspective depressive breakdown.
>play vidya/browse internet
>see something that makes me horny
>jerk off
>go back to what I was doing before.
No more no less
Anonymous No.712947726 [Report]
>>712947538
The only thing I neglect for it is sleep.
Anonymous No.712947817 [Report]
>>712947554
Depends on the material, music and toy I use.
Anonymous No.712947837 [Report] >>712948042
>>712947538
sometimes I'll literally just mildly stroke my dick in my pants for like 5 hours while making AI porn and looking at random hentai. and then i'll finally take my pants off and stroke my dick for like 10 seconds to orgasm and im >>712947418

>>712947542
idk. the problem is that if I just orgasm once and stop, I feel like i wasted my session. but if I do it like 8 times until nothing comes out anymore and the orgasm is weak, I just feel pathetic and like I used up all of my good feeling for the day.
Anonymous No.712947878 [Report] >>712948038
>>712937407
>How can i get post nut clarity to last longer?
Chop off your ballsack unironically. Castration would probably help a lot of things. I hate being distracted from things cause I can't stop thinking about women or porn. It's usually every 2 days the impulses get stronger and I can't distract myself.
Anonymous No.712947925 [Report]
>>712947554
Back when I was neet, post nut clarity made me feel hopeless and stuck in a pit of dispair. but after going back to college and getting a career, I no longer feel that massive wave of negativity.

It just depends on where you're at in life I suppose.
Anonymous No.712947928 [Report]
>>712947418
I once masturbated to orgasm 18 times in a row. That's probably the closest someone can come to becoming a cenobite without breaking out the meat hooks and piano wire.
Anonymous No.712948038 [Report]
>>712947878
ditto. every two days. every day would make me totally fucked up and dead inside
Anonymous No.712948042 [Report] >>712948107
>>712947837
i thought i was addicted having to jerk off once a day but maybe your libido is just high
Anonymous No.712948107 [Report]
>>712948042
interestingly I don't do this daily. it's like every 2-3 days on average. I bet if I stopped after the first orgasm though, it'd be daily. who knows.
Anonymous No.712948194 [Report]
>>712936827
Seconding, if you're gonna jerk off just jerkoff. Like master oogway said, yesterday is history, tomorrow's a mistery but today is a gift and that's why it's called The present.
If jerking off leads to an existensial crisis of sorts, it would be wiser to solve those problems first BEFORE jerking off, not after.
Anonymous No.712948226 [Report]
>>712943091
I'm not going to let you nut on my face, bro
Anonymous No.712948341 [Report]
>post-nut clarity
The only time life is clear is before the nut.
If the mod was good enough to nut with, it's a good mod. If it wasn't, you wouldn't nut.
Anonymous No.712948380 [Report]
>>712936827
This, just keep edging forever
Anonymous No.712948398 [Report] >>712948954 >>712949352
>>712941518
>Buy cheap sex doll.
>Hold it.
>...
>Despite the pleasant and soothing feeling it gives, I now feel lonelier
>Now have small collection of cheap sex dolls.
It convinced me that I really do need more genuine human contact. I'm looking in to volunteering and stuff to do in community center specifically to meet more people without the woes of dating, clubs, bars and other such things.
Anonymous No.712948402 [Report] >>712948865 >>712949027
>>712947554
I think it depends on how your doing with your life. If your life's pretty good, you have a good job and all that shit. Post nut clarity ain't going to feel that bad. Almost like you've earned your jerk off time. If your life is pretty shit, your depressed, you aren't happy, your not where you want to be in life. Post nut clarity just makes you feel even worse. Like you wasted that time jerking off, when you could have been doing more productive. Just my feelings. My life is quite shit and everytime I jerk off, I feel like mega shit afterwards and get disappointed in myself.
Anonymous No.712948865 [Report]
>>712948402
Huh, well I'm 28 khv with dead end job and still don't get those negative feelings you describe. Maybe the fact that the only time I feel sexual release is by fapping made my brain treat the whole thing like any other biological need like sleepiness, hunger or the need to breathe.
>oh hey I'm kinda hungry
>time to eat I guess
>oh hey I'm hungry
>Time to JO for few minutes
Maybe being lonely all this time simply broke my natural association of sex with companionship, not that I'm complaining.
Anonymous No.712948954 [Report]
>>712948398
Not for me, my sex doll is cheap and shitty, but she does her intended purpose nicely, I sit her on my legs while playing vidya, she gets uglier and dirtier the more I use her because I don't know how to take good care of her.

When I get a new doll, she will be higher quality and I intend to be more careful with her, now that I know what I'm doing wrong with my current doll.

Luckily I don't need to listen to her telling me how bad of an owner I am and nagging about other shit, nor I need to meet her familiars or purchase her stuff or take her to any place, because she is just a doll.
Anonymous No.712949027 [Report]
>>712948402
"Productive" is a fucking meme. What the fuck do you think you were going to do if not jerking off? Brush up on Kant? Build a house? Sequence genomes? Only like 5% of the population spends any part of their day doing anything "productive". They're the giants who make the world run and everyone else is just a bunch of retarded apes sitting in their footsteps and rubbing their dicks.
We were all born to fail. The world didn't teach us anything so we don't owe it shit.
Anonymous No.712949352 [Report]
>>712948398
You're forgetting the part where women are annoying. They aren't just sex machines. Theyll want you to do things you don't want to do all the time. They are annoying as fuck. I cant deal with girlfriends. Some of them are clingy asf and get mad if you don't text them daily. God I hate women. Better to have a fuck buddy then you don't have to deal with their bullshit.
Anonymous No.712949376 [Report] >>712949476
>>712937407
Here, upgrade your reaction image
Anonymous No.712949476 [Report]
>>712949376
Pink cum?
Anonymous No.712950043 [Report]
>>712937376
>No tracking down mods and spending hours making my modlist work
>he doesn't just compress his game into a .7z file and store it somewhere else so he never has to worry about fixing his modded skyrim/fo4/etc etc
bro?
Anonymous No.712950106 [Report]
>>712945407
I'm bisexual, I like watching women pleasure themselves with toys, I'd like to enjoy more of that from guys that doesn't involve dildos.