BUUUT YOUUU CAN HAARDLYY SWALLOOOW

Nobody is ready to accept that we NEED another World War. Imagine how cathartic it would be to finally drop nukes after all the fear mongering and saber rattling and empty threats.

>>712943568
the problem is then you need to live in a world that's been nuked, like when you cum inside the wrong girl and completely ruin your life

>>712944074
Good. World wide suffering will enlighten billions.

>>712943323 (OP)
>character claims they are the strongest and with the greatest defense ever
>fumbles everything and requires the help of the protagonist
games with this?

>>712943568
I'd rather not have civilization and life itself knocked back hundreds of years in an instant just because some browns got uppity at each other

>>712943323 (OP)
>super sonic
He fucking wishes. He's giving major Tails energy.

i don't watch the news
give me a tldr

>>712943568
You're the greatest argument against democracy and the popular will

>>712944709
nukes are in the air, say your goodbyes

>>712944709
The president of USI wants amerimutts to bomb the arabs again.

>>712944709
happening status: maybe

>>712944832
these are persians actually

>>712944709
Jeets are literally faking nuclear armageddon to farm reactions on social media.

>>712944580
>west keeps shitting up the middle east with it's proxy fascist military base like the colonialist sociopaths they have been since the last centuries
>its cuz muh browns

>>712944925
We aren't dying for you ahmed

>>712944709
US told Iran not to build nukes, in talks to do so but Iran deliberately being slow af so they can actually build one
Israel said fuck it and decided to stop Iran from building a nuke by force. Iran is getting fucked up by Israel atm and will probably lead to regime change in Iran

>>712944925
Holy shit, you are actually mad I didn't say DA JOOOOZ.

>>712944709
Command and Conquer Generals: Zerohour

>>712944714
Millennia of a religious caste providing religious instruction and an enlightened aristocracy to handle complexity without the red tape would like to have a word with you.

>>712943568
a skinnyfat NEET made this post.

>>712944924
Jews shitposted too hard with India and now Indians are obsessed with jews

>>712943568
>t. Lockheed Martin bot

>>712944709
Regime who's entire purpose of existence is to destroy Israel isn't going to make it even 1 week against them.

>>712944986
noone said you are dying for anyone else
you are just killing people to exploit the world like you have been doing for the last couple hundred years

>>712945019
the fuck are you talking about

Someday I will own Iran.

https://youtu.be/5bZZtJVQSLY?si=F182qjhkoY3eZ_cK
Thread theme

>>712944709
/pol/ was actually sort of right about the Jews

>>712944709
Israel is brushing off their old argument from 1987 and 1992 that Iran is 2 years away from nukes and launched missiles into Iran. Peacetime is a bad time for the military corpo lobbies so they want another war.

>>712944709
Iran is getting it's shit pushed HARD. Almost all it's military leaders are dead, and now they're crying, saying "TASUKETEEEEE TRUMP-SAN!".

>>712945163
Iran is trying to build a nuke to fire the second it's ready What Israel is doing is reprehensible as well, they're well-desensitized to collateral damage and don't care who else gets fucked as long as they hit their targets. It's literally brown people problems. This doesn't need to be clarified further.

Why the fuck are Arabs so fucking bad at fighting? Is there a single Arab nation that's waged a war in the last 80 years without being horribly bodied? The Taliban and that was only because the US got bored and left.

>>712945275
>Let's let the guys who like to blow themselves to meet their 72 virgins have nukes!
Are you serious?

>>712945372
Arabs used to be pretty decent conquerors in a few spots last millennium, guess 21st century's left them behind

>>712944709
Shadow the hedgehog, ayylmao of Iran (some name for ruler) kept raising different flags of revenge and ensanguination and whatever other gay stuff because israel keeps knocking out their proxies in the region. The houthis, the syrians (and by extension beirut), and the palestinians got BTFO. Anyways shadow the hedgehog is running out of allies to send rockets to so he wanted to build the eclipse cannon (nukes) but technically there is zero proof that they even have nuclear facilities or uranium enrichment plants because the second they are discovered, shadow would be in violation of the intercontinental nuclear proliferations treaty which would trigger an invasion. Israel assassinated Dr eggman so now Irans top nuclear scientist is dead and shadow the hedgehog is getting sick of israel's meddling.
The problem is that shadow is actually a pussy and it is upsetting his country because he keeps losing to israel hedgehogs. Americans don't want to get into a forever war with iran, but the current regime has been drooling over the prospects of destroying iran since at least 2004 so they are making a hard push for president donald the hedgehog to invade iran over false pretenses of an eclipse cannon weapons program that doesn't actually exist.
I think there is gonna be a regime change war in iran involving america, but i'm just a guy on the internet.

>>712944924
>faking nuclear armageddon to farm reactions on social media
social media was a mistake

>>712944709
Russia got into the hobby of collecting deposed middle eastern dictators.

>>712944709
Look up "shabbos goy"

>>712945349
not sure if sheep or paid shill. Either way, you are a typical westurd shitstain on humanity

iran doesn't have nukes, nor is it building them. It has been inspected and confirmed by US and intnac organizations recently themselves
https://x.com/wikileaks/status/1933844614105997336

Isreal has nukes (illegally)
Isreal rejected inspections of it's nuke arsenal
Isreal literally has plans for destroying even western cities with nukes if it gets threatened by them
Isreal is literally committing a genocide right now
Isreal is literally funding ISIS right now
and ofc Isreal just attacked a sovereign state on made up WMD lies right now

>>712943568
I agree with you only because another global war centered on the ME would inaugurate the second coming of Jesus.

Why do people endorse the US sperging out whenever any other nation tries to build nukes? It's retarded schoolyard bully shit, every nation deserves a fighting chance and the right to self-defense no matter what burgerland thinks.

>>712945328
heck yeah! Shallom!
>iron dome fails and kills its own citizens

The actual reason for suddenly attacking Iran has more to do with the fact that the UN was about to hold talks on recognizing a palestinian state. Today I think. France and Saudi Arabia were on board.

Bibi REALLY didn't want that to happen, the two state solution, to the point that he'd rather humiliate his buddy Donny.
I'm surprised at how negatively the normyim have reacted to Bibi's move.

>>712945449
Even if they did have nukes you’re repeating propaganda that was used to wage war for money, nobody who has nukes wants to actually use them

>>712943568
This
Can we just go out in a blaze of glory?

Y'know if nukes did start flying they would only hit Israel and Iran and probably other shitholes in the way. I have a feeling if that happened we would all suddenly stop hearing about any of this, and all the spam threads would go away mysteriously.