Thread 712946919

in 4 days tomorrow tomorrow will be in our hands

I WANT TO EAT HER SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>712946968
You can't eat a game disc.

>>712946919 (OP)
heckin journo here, ds2 is the most compromised game ever made. kojima is mentally ill

>full of cringe cameos
>neil is fragile's father
>no joost
>you play as fragile from chapter 7 until the end
>no 40fps mode

>>712946919 (OP)
made for BWC

>Cinematic walking simulator 2
>but because it's Kojima /v/ loses its shit

>>712946968
are you gonna use a spoon?

>>712946919 (OP)
made for BBC

>>712946919 (OP)
If I suddenly spread her ass cheeks open, what kind of odor would emerge?

>>712948053
rotten egg with a hint of walnut

>>712946919 (OP)
PC is the only thing that matters, otherwise you are a beta tester

>>712948286
>you are a beta tester if your game releases on my platform later on
Is there a bigger cope on /v/ than this one?

>>712948286
if you didn't get the ds1100% before the plandemic you did not beat the game

>>712948409
is there a bigger cope than thinking otherwise? look in the mirror, you're on a playstation, its 2025

>>712948447
>mfw can't remember if I played before or after coof because I had already been living in isolation for many years

>>712946968
Fpbp

>>712946919 (OP)
I love women so much it's unreal.

>>712948286
Cope, seethe and mald. Back to your modded Skyrim.

>>712946919 (OP)
so when is this coming to pc?

Can't wait to play it on PC

>>712949805
We don't know yet but if it's anything like the first game, more or less 7 months

>>712949805
oh, >>712946919 (OP) was just a good angle

Higgs did nothing wrong

I can't wait for the porn animations
I've been fapping to Elle for years, but this will be a whole new level

>>712947286
>no joost
How was the joost never included in ds you'd think he'd fit her in somehow considering her popularity

Not video games.
>b-but the text....
No. Not what you posted for. Not video games.
>>>/gif/
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/

>>712950357
>you're not allowed to post video game characters if they're literally hot actresses from real life!
fuck off, tranny

>>712950357
Name a bigger game than DS2 for this month, troon

>>712948286
>have to wait for every final fantasy
>have to wait for death stranding
>have to wait for gta 6

OOF

>>712950735
imagine wanting to play final fantasy after 13

>>712948286
>always gets consoleCHAD games sloppy seconds
>can't play denuvo games
>STILL can't play bloodborne
kek PC KEKS LMAO!

>>712951028
>>STILL can't play bloodborne
>he hasn't heard of emulators
lmao

>>712951135
emulation is fucking soulless. get real hardware poorfag

>>712951185
>its soulless because I say so
whatever you say tranny

>>712951135
>masterrace
>can't afford to buy games

>>712949405
right back at you, you're seething and coping so hard right now, next
>>712950735
who tf waiting around, get a life, next
>>712951028
blood who?, old, next

Reminder that if you don't play Death Stranding at launch, you simply didnt beat the game. Half of the fun is going 100% blind not knowing what the fuck is going on, don't matter if you avoid spoilers to play on PC god knows when, you were'nt there when the game actually launched. Sorry pckeks you lost this time.

>>712951283
sorry you're poor. try getting a skill

>>712951327
now thats cope

>>712951343
try not being an ESL the next time you reply to a post

>>712951327
This.

>open death stranding 2 thread
>no one talking about the game
>console war faggotry
>porn addicted faggots

>>712946919 (OP)
Can you stop posting this butterface everyday? Thanks in advance.

>>712950083
He insisted upon himself

>>712951424
sorry you can't speak english, good luck crossing the rio jose.

Why is he so perfect?

>>712946919 (OP)
why's her face look so puffy and greasy?

>>712946968
>In Death Stranding 2: On the Beach, chiral-printed diapers are explicitly mentioned early in the game, suggesting they are a normal part of the world's established setting. Specifically, a character gifts the protagonist "the finest chiral-printed diapers" early on. These diapers are likely related to the game's unique world and its established lore, which includes concepts like chiral technology and the "Death Stranding". The game also features other unique items related to bodily functions, such as urination that can create special grenades.
Kojima...

>>712951607
t. Amelie
She thinks the same of Sam btw

>>712951756
she's highly fertile

>>712951607
Better question, why the fuck is he in the shower with my girl??

>>712951810
>shit self real time to throw poop at BTs
Kino. I hope human ennemies will have a proper reaction to having poop thrown at them this time

TO THE WILDER
TO THE WILDER

>>712952105
Imagine being surprised that Troy Baker NTRs you

>>712951756
>>712946919 (OP)
3dpd

>>712952195
Imagine Troy Baker isRaiden.

>>712952121
For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9e91hEi0Dc&list=OLAK5uy_kwlw7KVLaf362zTT8OkM1230RehKppZoU&index=2

>>712949805
probably never

>>712952301
>kojimbo retweets gay art
>check out artist's twatter
>like the art
Bros not like this, I don't want to be gay

>>712946919 (OP)
Built for BBC.

>>712951289
>n-no u!
nice one

i can't believe sony betrayed us ps4 users so hard
i enjoyed ds1 and would've gladly bought ds2 day one but that won't be a possibility for me

>>712952389
Kojima always retweets fan art, doesn't matter if gay or not. He respects the hell out of his fans and the artists.

>>712952452
That has to be a BBL right?

>>712952452
p-puffy...

>>712946919 (OP)
why are amerimutts so obsessed with ass? this is like the 20th time i see this pic in the catalog

just bought my ps5 pro in time

>>712946919 (OP)
But the game comes out in 8 days, no?

>>712952452
built for bbc.

>>712952581
she's au natural

>>712952581
no, she just always had a fat ass

>>712946919 (OP)
If Nintendo makes a Zelda live action I hope she plays as Zeldass.

>>712946919 (OP)
Why is the back the most sexual non sexual body part

Kojima is totally pulling another Raiden on us right? So whos gonna be the actual protagonist? Fragile?

>>712946919 (OP)
Don't need it, i'm a PC OMEGA CHAD, i already have the real thing on my hands for some time now.

>>712954791
Fragile is the safest bet, but I think it's
the red samurai

>>712954791
>>712956564
It’s gonna be Stranded Snake

>>712958018
But Hideo said he was replacing Cliff, and each of his boss fights would be a natural disaster instead of an American war.
How's that going to work?

Sex.

>>712958221
Kojima also lies a lot

I kind of want to get DS2 but I never played 1, only watched a couple of short gameplay clips. The "figuring out how to get to a location" seemed fun but the combat looked like ass. Should I expect the same from 2?

>>712946919 (OP)
>dude who was at the preview event playing for 30 hours and also got a review copy just posted this
if you still think this game won't have a MGS2 level twist you're delusional

Is Elle the new Joosten?

>>712952895
>why are amerimutts so obsessed with ass? this is like the 20th time i see this pic in the catalog


It just occurred to me.

"Amerimutt this, Amerimutt that, based people love tits, you're all Amerimutts"

You do not actually love tits.
You guys always whine about other people posting ass, but you NEVER post TITS, NEVER.

If the best support that tits can muster are "men" who whine about women's asses, then I'll go without.

>>712958617
the combat feels almost indistinguishable from MGSV, just with less stealth

>>712958617
Throwing packages at thieves, and choking terrorists out was entertaining.
There's just a little too much hitstop, and slo-mo.
Fighting BT's on the other hand (on a standard delivery) is boring shit.

>>712959018
That’s true, I see 3x more tummy posting than tits

>>712959018
>>712959585
You realize the vast majority of this board is brown and zoomer right? you wont ever see tits

i havent played the first but im considering getting this for her

>>712959706
based

friends can we expect DS2 to release this year on PC? or like FEB of 2026?

>>712959946
I'd bet on Q1 2026, Snoy would like to cash in on the boosted holiday sales

>>712959946
No one knows anything, guess it depends how well it does on PS5

>>712960321
>>712960114
someone told me snoys didnt buy the first one enough so they released on PC

>>712960373
got a feeling DS2 will do way better, sales and review vise

>>712958734
Take your pick
>Play as not Snake
>Play as Tomorrow
>Play as fragile
>Play as Higgs
Who will be the new protagonist

>>712960884
Tomorrow and Higgs team-up, you swap between them
It'll probably just be Fragile, though

>>712947364
/v/ hates Kojima, every thread related to this game and everything else he's done is filled with replies like yours

>>712960884
Fragile because Troy Baker can't stop gushing about how good Lea is in this game and we've barely seen anything of her yet. Also you can get Higg's guitar in the game and Fragile was using it in a mocap photo

>>712946919 (OP)
God I hope this fails just so Kojima can wake the fuck up and the only good thing he did was Metal Gear until 4

>>712946919 (OP)
I LOVE HIDEO KOJIMAAAA~!

>>712947998
many are saying this

kojimbo...put the ps5 version on sale.
now!

>>712961116
a few hours ago we actually had a really cool death stranding thread with lots of great anons that even hit bump limit but yeah it's rare, most of the time these threads are filled with low IQ zoomer scum

>>712951028
>>can't play denuvo games
anon pc fags actually have money

>>712946919 (OP)
literally who and why should anyone give a shit about jewllyhood celebs

>>712953136
fuck man i literally just jerked off

>>712960884
100% Fragile.

>>712959840
I forgot Lauren Tsai is in DS2, I hope there is SOME sfm of her at least.

I can’t stand Fragile’s voice. I think I just hate the French

>>712961736
She's so fucking hot, he most likely scanned her, will definitely 5 star her sweet ass hard

>>712947998
Based

>>712961173
red herring

>>712946919 (OP)
waiting for a PC release

>>712959946
December 2025 is my guess its exactly 6 months from PS5 release, DS1 was 8 months it just makes financial sense to release it during christmas period but thats just a guess

I liked DS but please make a mode action oriented game Kojima. As much as I like the concept and Creatividad's vision, at some point the game has gotten a bit boring.

>>712946919 (OP)
>>712949805
>>712953154
>>712954669
>>712956020
Obviously black men fucked her butt, Imagine black men pushing her to the ground and forcibly stripping her clothes off to show her milky pale skin. Imagine him spitting between her asscheeks and rubbing the spit into her tight entrance while she whines and pleads him to stop even though she secretly loves it. Imagine a black man pushing his finger into her ass and while her pussy leaks. Imagine the black man pushing his BBC into that virgin asshole and holding her down so she won't struggle out of his grip. Imagine black men fucking her ass so fast and hard that she cums pussy untouched. Imagine the black man spilling his load into that tight ytgirl ass and slapping her across the face just for the sake of it
Imagine a black man sharing her with 50 Cent so they spitroast her, one BBC in her ass and one in her mouth, strong black hands all over her white skin - gripping, groping, blacking, holding down. Imagine she moaning around the thick intrusion in her mouth and her ass clenching involuntarily around the BBC inside it even as she hates it but her body aches for it. Imagine them degrading her and spitting into her mouth as they fuck into her at full force and flood her pink holes with thick virile black seed

>>712965402
most sane christcuck

>>712960450
Nah I doubt it, sure it will do better review wise but in terms of sale no way.
There were basically almost no discussions for the game when it launched on PS4 and only got better word of mouth when it came to PC and right now I still don't see much excitement and discussion for the game. There were literally no sale numbers when it came out and launched on PS4 and only after the PC version launched did we get a game sale milestone which was 5 million copies. Consolefags don't care for a game like this.
I predict the PS5 version is gonna sell like 1-2 mil tops and sony gonna realize the game undersold again and gonna panic release the PC version.

>>712958868
>predirtied feet
Kojima is a fucking hack

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose

Average dialogue in this game/movie:
>Sam, it's FIGHTLIKEHELLDUDE, the ATs are attacking the base. You need to use the KKP to defend us
>Why me?
>Because the AI of BS is using you to expand the Shartium network along the coast of UCBA
>UCBA? You mean United Cucks of Black America?
>Yes, contact FARTMAN for more information

Will THIS feature of hers be properly reflected in her in-game model?

>>712946919 (OP)
This is an edit right? That's a nice butte

>>712970119
no, from what I've seen her hair in game is a bit shorter

>>712958868
She's a better Joosten and her character actually talks this time unlike the bipolar horseface.

How long does Death Stranding take to beat?
I really want to get DS2 but I only have a few hours a day to play, and I haven't started DS1.
I would like to 100% the game but if it will take too long I'll skip it and just focus on story.

>>712969979
>Early reviews in
oh shit, actually?

>>712970469
like a couple days. you could have it finished by friday if you pirated it right meow, SHIT, I mean now, FUCK.

>>712970469
>Hasn't played DS1
>Wants to get into DS2
Good morning

>>712970668
that sounds like pre emptive cope in case it bombs again

>>712970830
>They better, there’s no room for compromise (“You have no idea how much he doesn’t give a shit,” Woodkid says.)

>>712960884
Probably Fragile, Kojima loves Lea Seydoux more than most people love their own mothers.
>>712970265
Nah, it's real. Apparently no one realized she has a nice ass until those pics came out.

>>712946919 (OP)
I want to play DS2, but theres Raidou tomorrow and Bananza on july, and this game will be like 100 hours long, so I'll have to wait later in the year

>>712972003
Hng it's so delicious

>>712950357
She is literally in you fucking twat

>>712953136
*Au naturel
NaturEl

>>712961736
>>712961919
Holy based

>>712970365
You shut your mouth whore

>>712972349
You can tell this girl needs barely any make-up to look good, just a natural beautiful woman

>>712972012
Why are you so dumb? DS2 is supposed to have some MAJOR twists yet you want to wait until you get spoiled and rather play some other goyslop first... PLAY DS2 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR YOU WILL GET SPOILED IDIOT! We aren't in the 90s anymore, if there is a second playable character this shit will get spoiled on day 0

>>712946919 (OP)
Kill yourself you mindless consumer

>>712973230
that's rich coming from a tendie

>>712946919 (OP)
and 99% of animations will be off model shit

>>712970469
The side content is braindead, just berline the story and you won't miss anything

>>712961116
>/v/ hates Kojima
I wish this was true. Most of you guys eat his shit nonstop and won't admit or refuse to believe that everything good about Metal Gear Solid (he didn't create Metal Gear, remember?) was hard carried by Fukushima, and also that Kojima basically ruined Konami and it's GOOD that he was fired.

>>712965402
I personally know her and she doesn't date or sleep with blacks. Its like a racist thing with her.

>>712973864
all fake and lies, you should be ashamed of yourself for being such a baseless jelous liar
https://thesnakesoup.org/editorial-articles/curious-case-tomokazu-fukushima/

>>712970668
>Nooooo our game is TOO good haha tone it down!!

>>712973864
>Most of you guys eat his shit nonstop
How do you people even function believing such obviously false shit as this? The last Death Stranding related thread on here was filled with people seething about Kojima. Every time his name is mentioned it's followed by people angrily screeching about how he's a hack that makes moviegames.

>>712974740
also notice how faggots like the retard you quoted never come back after getting their shit pushed in, it's always the same with those zoomer trash subhumans

>>712974007
>jelous
Ok, Rashneed.
>>For starters, Kojima wrote great stories before he collaborated with Fukushima. Although Snatcher drew heavy inspiration from films like Blade Runner, The Terminator, and Invasion of the Body Snatchers

"Even tho Kojima stole the stories from American movies, he is a great writer!!!"

Bro, there's a reason why MGS got worse and worse and Fukushima had fewer and fewer roles of involvement..

>>712974989
>>712974740
>They don't remember the constant shilling
>All the MGSV LE DEEP LORE THE UPDATE IS COMING generals
>How many people in here actually think MGS3 was good
>People are now defending 4
>People saying Keiffer Sutherland was a good thing
>The constant circle jerks of Kojima productions trash

>>712976050
do you have reading problems? it says "drew heavy inspiration" not stole

>>712969979
>jog
Neither of these statements were ever made though, you dumb twat. They exist only in you pea-brain.

>>712970668
This isnt a review. Its woodkid discussing the game's internal playtesting.
The "too good" could mean anything from gameplay being too easy or too simple, to woodkid saying something he thinks is positive praise

>>712961461
we already went over this buddy
millenials HATE kojima, zoomerchads love him because they grew up with MGS2

BUNDA
BUNDA
BUNDA

>>712977849
>they grew up with MGS2
I think you mean V and Smash Bros. Millennials are the ones that grew up with 2.

>>712977978
Exactly, that zoomer retard doesn't know what he's talking about lmao

>>712977775
Holy cope

>>712959675
yeah right... more like its all shitskin millenial scum like you who spam BBC threads and Shitch cult thread

>>712978094
he isn't wrong retard, it's literally the composer who said this in an interview with rollingstone

>>712977978
>>712978076
retards
zoomers grew up with MGS2-MGS3
>t. 98 grew up with all the PS2 kojimbo classics
millenials are really pathetic in their lies

>>712978193
NA education at its finest. Most zoomers weren't even alive when those games came out you goddamn fucking idiot. MGS2 and MGS3 is fucking millenials era, stupid zoomtard

>>712946968
I'm more of a piss enjoyer so you can eat her shit while I drink her piss from the source

>>712978339
i don't live in muttistan like you buddy. kill yourself millenial trash and go worship your bing bing wahoo overlords

>>712978339
A lot of zoomers cope and think they're millennial because 'according to the experts the millennial gen ended in 1998 and I was born then' or some stupid shit like that.

I liked the first one but I don't care about consoles.
I'll wait for PC.

>>712978450
at least you admit you was wrong

>>712965402
A jeet posted this

kojima won, konami literally has to shit out a demake of his work to try and stay relevant. ds2 will sell more than that dogshit sh2 demake

>game comes out in a week
>no leaks
Grim

>>712978649
Yep, exactly.

>>712978974
DS1 had zero accurate leaks just people making shit up

>>712978974
The only ones having a copy right now are reviewers and nobody seems to hate their job so no leaks.... thankfully

>>712979238
If there's no leaks that means the gane is just as dull and lacking in spontaneity as the first one.

>>712979301
or you're just a retard which is more likely the case >>712958734

>>712978974
>no leaks
So rest assured that there are not any nigger trannies in the game lecturing you about gay sex and the why White men are evil.

>>712946919 (OP)
I can't believe we're so close porterbros... I still need to undust my PS5 and preload the game lol

>>712979301
SomeOrdinaryGamers and a few others leaked gameplay a week before release from retail copies they bought second hand. Is it possible the ps5 has some prerelease drm? Someone who has access to a copy will want to stream it early if only for notoriety if there is no DRM

>>712978193
>98
You are a boomer, not a zoomer. 98 was over 25 years ago, a quarter of a century.

>>712946919 (OP)
Was the first game even a success?

>>712983459
Yeah

>>712979446
>So rest assured that there are not any nigger trannies in the game lecturing you about gay sex and the why White men are evil.
Indeed.