Thread 712952601

This walking simulator sure is autistically designed and overwhelming at first

>>712952601 (OP)
Keep on keeping on.

>>712953067
Fpbp

>>712952601 (OP)
idk about the director's cut but the original ps4 version was laughably easy. still an extremely relaxing game to play tho. specially in those chapters near the end on that snow mountain

LOU!

>>712952601 (OP)
My favorite part of Death Stranding was playing it. Not watching it I honestly couldn't tell you what happened storywise anymore and I five starred everything. No one can die anymore without going nuclear or something like that? Rain ages everyone now? I think that was the basic plotline.

yawn. snoys really like this boring shit? remove Kojimas name and the game will flop

>>712956962
troon

>>712956962
It didn't do too well on PS4 alone.
The sales skyrocketed once it came out on PC though.

DS is honestly one of the best video games of the century. It just filters Americans.

>do this alternative reality what-if scenario I cooked, and it wouldn't be as good!!
All you're saying, troonie.

>>712958282
im American and I love it.

>>712952601 (OP)
Fuck you I built ziplines from the base of the big mountain to the top just so I could repeatedly hoverboard the entire way down again and again. Game was fun as fuck if you actually sucked around with the toys it gave you

>>712958368
where the fuck is the hoverboard?

>>712958613
You get outposts to max stars and you get rewards. It's like the second place you find after the boat trip, the wind farm. Its technically a hover cart that you tug behind you but you can also hop on it yourself to fly down hills

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans only like shooting games and Death Stranding is not one.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose

>>712961975
still laughing at you changing it because you got btfo for not even understanding the meme. your shit is still retarded btw. death stranding is a great game and you are just a retarded shitposter.

>>712962454
What was the original version? I wanna see it

>>712962564
this is what he made the first time and everyone laughed at him because it is not contradictory at all. the guy who made it is underageb& and has the literary comprehension of an 8 year old, it is quite sad.

>>712958356
Based Ameribro.

>>712962935
Koji fanboys will attack and mock your semantics, but can never actually explain why the "game" is good.

Also rent free

>>712963795
the game is good because i had fun.

>>712963884
You have bad taste.

>>712964115
i don't care about what you think is good or isn't. i had a good time with it, that is all that matters to me.

How the fuck do I get delivery speed up? I’m porter level 130 but my delivery speed is stuck at rank 6

>>712952601 (OP)
PC when ?

>>712964532
Try to do more timed deliveries.

>>712958356
Based me too

>>712952601 (OP)
Thanks, chatgpt

>>712961975
>>712962454
the fact you faggots recognize each other from different threads is pathetic. unironically touch grass

>>712952601 (OP)
press a button
watch a 5 mintue cutscene
take a step forward
watch a 5 minute cutscene
open your invenetory
watch a 5 minute cutscene
play for 10 hours without cutscenes
repeat

>>712964748
Oh shit I never do those. Thanks, anon

>>712964254
In my mind, it was good. Never forget the 20 million porters*

*Includes snoys who got it for free and played it for 1 hour

Watching someone come off of making a series like Metal Gear Solid and then dip their toes into horror by teasing a Silent Hill game that actually had the potential to be scary for the first time since Silent Hill 1, only to turn around and waste talent and a graphics engine on what amounts to a fucking walking simulator with on the most on the nose, pretentious symbolism I’ve ever seen in a game, is the most painful thing I’ve witnessed in my life in entertainment.

The only difference between Inafune and Kojima is that one of them lucked out by having enough mouth breathing retards who worship him and everything he does that are willing to drink up his slop and ask for more.

In no sane reality does Death Stranding 1 do well enough to justify 2, but here we are. Faggots.

>>712963795
Basedjima has never made a good game

when anyone on this board calls a game "autistic" i always play it and the game almost always end up being good.

>>712966767
Translation:
>I am autistic