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Anonymous No.712955998 [Report] >>712956072 >>712956236 >>712956487 >>712956565 >>712956616 >>712956657 >>712956992 >>712957294 >>712957507 >>712958226 >>712959458 >>712959702 >>712960571 >>712961816 >>712962074 >>712962108
w hat the fuck
I fucking isolated myself from the internet and society for 10 years and I come back to this-- what in the absolute fuck happened to games? I've only been playing mostly pre-2010 titles, and naively thought "hey, maybe modern games are worth playing now" but instead it appears as though normies have entirely consumed the gaming industry.

I'm so fucking taken aback by this shit that I don't even know where to begin.

A fucking camera? A camera? A mother fucking camera? What is this nigger cattle bullshit?

fuckING WHY
WHY WHY WHY
WHY DID NORMIES DO THIS TO GAMES
\WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK YOU NORMIE SHEEP FUCKING NIGGERS YOU FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING
Anonymous No.712956072 [Report] >>712956478
>>712955998 (OP)
ask microshit and kinect
Anonymous No.712956236 [Report] >>712956478
>>712955998 (OP)
There were camera 10 years ago in modern games too retard
Anonymous No.712956478 [Report]
>>712956072
as shitty as they were, at least they didn't extract and overlay gay normie faces over your fucking games

Honestly I'm so overwhelmed by everything I'm coming across now after being away for so long, but for some reason this pisses me off the most
>>712956236
I can only think of shovelware titles e.g. face raiders but who the fuck played those anyway

I'm just fucking shocked that it's a touted feature, meaning you gaywad imbecile normies asked for this
Anonymous No.712956487 [Report] >>712956626
>>712955998 (OP)
Calm down aspoid
Anonymous No.712956565 [Report]
>>712955998 (OP)
I believe in Eye Toy supremacy
Anonymous No.712956616 [Report]
>>712955998 (OP)
>Camera
>He doesnt want to stand & yell "Kino" while livestreaming kino moments in vidya
NGMI
Anonymous No.712956626 [Report] >>712956658
>>712956487
fuck you smoothbrain
enjoy drooling over normie proprietary spyware games
Anonymous No.712956657 [Report]
>>712955998 (OP)
Fuck it dude you're 100% right

Retropilled till I die. Gen 6 until the end.
Anonymous No.712956658 [Report] >>712962878
>>712956626
Will do! Enjoy crippling autism, then suicide.
Anonymous No.712956739 [Report] >>712957121
Well, the kinect bombed because people didn';t want to be watched by the government 24/7 like it's 1984, but we've had smartphones invented since then and people have become too fucking stupid to ask why.
Anonymous No.712956992 [Report]
>>712955998 (OP)
Nintendo has almost ALWAYS been aimed at casuals. What the fuck are you smoking? that was the case from the Wii at least. Even on their handhelds to some degree when they made shit like Nintendogs
Anonymous No.712957121 [Report] >>712957160 >>712957196 >>712957216 >>712957313 >>712957741
>>712956739
I fucking swear to god, mark my words, these normies are going to be absolutely assfucked by AI which will have access to aggregate personal data via their spyware retard rectangles and all other "smart" devices they litter their fucking homes with. These retards actually bugged the shit out of themselves and that data will be used to manipulate every fucking action of theirs. They'll probably have their bank accounts drained because they purchased 30000 dragon dildos and will end up on the streets eating their own shit with a dopey expression.

I've fucking seen enough and regret exposing myself to modern bullshit. I'm out, going back to the fucking darkness again.
Anonymous No.712957160 [Report]
>>712957121
Later aspoid
Anonymous No.712957190 [Report] >>712957302
>OP Zoomer larps as a oldfag
>Can't even remember the Eyetoy or Kinect, or Gameboy Camera, or those Namco Arcade games that used camera's like Tank!, Tank!, Tank! or Mario Kart GP

This is one of the least surprising features they could add.
Anonymous No.712957196 [Report]
>>712957121
AI is a fotm nothingburger tho
Anonymous No.712957216 [Report]
>>712957121
Good luck Ted Kaczynski
Anonymous No.712957294 [Report]
>>712955998 (OP)
normies had already subsumed the gaming sphere by the 2010s newfag
Anonymous No.712957302 [Report]
>>712957190
on defense of the gameboy camera, you wasn't connected to internet with that
dunno about eyetoy i used it to show my dick to whores on internet
Anonymous No.712957313 [Report]
>>712957121
I make sure to sing famous songs but I replace every word of the song with nigger so that way whatever aggregate data farming Spyware is on my phone has to hear it too
Anonymous No.712957507 [Report]
>>712955998 (OP)
based chimpout
Anonymous No.712957667 [Report]
Weird RP bro no cap
Anonymous No.712957741 [Report]
>>712957121
Yeah I think it's sign of end times, tons of people kneeling to the devil etc. "They Live" and other media kinda predicted/soft-disclosed all of this stuff
Anonymous No.712958226 [Report]
>>712955998 (OP)
Go back to your cave, old man. Your brain isn't working properly anymore.
Anonymous No.712958389 [Report] >>712958509
>bought 4k160 monitor for switch 2
>none of the switch 2 games I have (MKW) seem to support 4k (is 1080p native game or something)
>doesn't seem to support 120hz on lower resolutions
I'd feel scammed but shit was so cash
Anonymous No.712958509 [Report]
>>712958389
Switch 2 PC
Anonymous No.712959458 [Report]
>>712955998 (OP)
>I'M STREEMING
Anonymous No.712959702 [Report] >>712960298
>>712955998 (OP)
Wait hold on everyone's sperging at you and being fucking wild but they're missing the big picture here:

10 years of isolation? No internet? What did you do? How much did you avoid and miss? What was the reason behind this? Did you have any sort of way of checking the news? Did you go out with people and talk to them? I want to know more about how you did this, I'm fascinated.

Enjoy your paywalled button btw
Anonymous No.712960298 [Report] >>712960405
>>712959702
Gaol m8
Anonymous No.712960405 [Report] >>712960483
>>712960298
Jail? You went to jail and you're calling it "isolating yourself"?!

what did you do and why?
Anonymous No.712960483 [Report] >>712960591
>>712960405
Got done in for grooming
Anonymous No.712960571 [Report]
>>712955998 (OP)
Dude even the PS2 had a camera. No one remembers the EyeToy?
Anonymous No.712960591 [Report] >>712960660
>>712960483
What kind of harry potter ass did you groom
Anonymous No.712960660 [Report] >>712963009
>>712960591
Some sweet little twink from facebook
Transitioned him and everything
Anonymous No.712961816 [Report]
>>712955998 (OP)
It's not "normies" but corporations.
Gaming is bigger than films and TV or something and ((they)) wanted to make sure ((everyone)) is a "gamer".
This is one of the reasons why games are so stale and homogenized these days among other things.
Good bye.
Anonymous No.712962074 [Report]
>>712955998 (OP)
>I isolated myself from the internet and society for 10 years
>reeee normiesss
Anonymous No.712962108 [Report]
>>712955998 (OP)
were you in a coma during the wii/ps3/360 years?
the fucking ps2 had a camera, you forgot star wars kinect and those shitty waggle wii games etc?
Anonymous No.712962878 [Report]
>>712956658
Why do you enjoy that?
Anonymous No.712963009 [Report]
>>712960660
Twinks don’t exist IRL