Thread 712956330

I hate streamers for having low effort high reward god complexs but I hate zoomers even more for enabling that behavior and stealing their parents credit cards for them. Twitch is a cult of false worship.

>>712956330 (OP)
i love parasocial relationships tho because im lonely, insecure, and I have a tiny white pecker. i remember my sister laughing at my small weiner when i was younger and she’s even dating a black guy now. I have no one but my e-celebs.

>>712956817
nice one ranjeet

I only watch AI vtubers, they can't play shit.

>>712956330 (OP)
I don't have any opinions on streamers of account of I don't watch them.

i watched streamers since 2012 and only recently stopped watching them because i stopped caring about them. Now I'm really alone.

>>712957363
You weren't with anyone, you turned yourself into a product.

>>712956330 (OP)
Thanks for sharing your blog with us. I am going to donate it around to my streamer friends (streamers I am a 100+ month subscriber for) tts so we can all laugh about it and then I am going to go on kick and so it all over again. It'll be so POGGERS >:O

>>712958159
They're laughing at you giving them money, not your text.

>>712958387
Whatever helps you cope, sweaty. No friends to send money to? :,(

>>712958621
>friends
friends don't require constant monetary donations to continue being your friend. You're being exploited.

>>712956891
Can you recommend one that is like Neuro before she became popular.

>>712959481
Nope.
I also don't watch neuro anymore because I realized I'm a vedal fan and he never streams anymore.

All social media is the same, including 4chan

>>712959296
>What are birthdays and other life events

Face it, you're just bitter because you think you've got what it takes to a be a streamer man but deep inside you're too afraid to try so you run around crying about the big bad exploiting villain. There's a fix for that you know.
>sigma male grindset [official song]

>>712959692
But it's not just birthdays and events is it. Every paycheck you're sprinting to that devil website for a few moments of recognition. I only pity you.

>>712956330 (OP)
Twitch streamers are generally insufferable. I only bother with Hololive since at least they actively discourage sending in SCs /donations due to being properly paid by a corpo. Plus they do things besides gaming, like their upcoming second collab with the Dodgers.

>>712959836
Thanks. I don't think about you at all.
>>712959642
Based truth Homer.
t. Loud jackass with 10 threads open

>>712956330 (OP)
started with avgn. own it boomers.

>>712956330 (OP)
Sounds like you're just jealous they get to have easy jobs that make more money than you lol
most of them have rich parents btw

>>712956330 (OP)
Bro zoomers are 30 now. Alphers are the kids.

>>712960290
Wait until you find out that 32 percent of twitch viewers are between 25-34. That'll really activate the almonds.