Why literally just has 1 story don't they?

2, it's monkey king and the three kingdoms

>>712963000 (OP)
>>712963103
It's because of Chinese censorship. All videogames in China require a 6 to 9 months approval process before they can be allowed to be released in China. If you make something risky the game might never be allowed to be released or require huge delays. (This also applies to film) so the path of least resistance is to just retell an already allowed story. This is why Hong Kong being the size of a single large town was able to out produce all of China in terms of quality film and why Taiwan mogs China in terms of creativity.

>>712963103
Is 3 kingdoms the most over rated work of fiction in human history?

>>712963000 (OP)
Chink studios haven't gotten into 4X or simulation games yet. Most of their literature is about governance/social order, romance, and creation myths.

t. Learned Chinese in undergrad

>>712963535
Is this why they choose not to flesh out their stories and instead go the over the top, bombastic, extremely flashy and extravagant route?

Confucius and his consequences have been a disaster for the East Asian race.

>>712963382
>2 posts in and libs are already seething

where is the water margin game???

>>712963790
我是中國人
你是瘋馬?

>>712963790
Libs are the ones who simp for China dough.

>>712963681
More or less. RotTK is just their Authurian Legend, but even more of a clusterfuck where if a main character sneezes at the wrong moment it leads to 500k soldiers dying an untimely death. Shits fun because it's so wild.

>>712963382
can indie games skirt around the issue on this or do they get screened as well?

>>712963790

>>712964010
All games get screened assuming they release legally on a platform like steam. It used to be easier to get past it through bootlegs and underground shops but now everything is official due to the digital age.

>>712964007
>if a main character sneezes at the wrong moment it leads to 500k soldiers dying an untimely death.
That's just Chinese history

>>712964015
I'm pretty sick of Chinese thin skin. Even mentioning Chinese censorship sets the wumaos off.

>>712964110
Wukeks taking Ls as always

>>712964287
Did Wukongfags really think it was going to beat bg3?
A generic souls clone vs the game that single handedly popularized CRPGs for zoomers

>>712963000 (OP)
Trips checked.
It may be that they have only the 1 story, but that 1 story inspired the GREATEST story ever told by mankind: Dragonball Z

>>712964351
How can it be the greatest story when DBZ isn't even the best dragon ball?

>>712963792
suikoden?

>>712963792
Redpill me on the other two.

>>712964395
That's a valid point but it's important to keep in mind that you're gay.

>>712964347
beat it at what? they released in different years. also your description of wukong is parroted from other retards, you didn't play it (just like I didn't play bg3 because I'm not a homosexual)

>>712964526

>>712964690
I got bored early on. So then why were Wukongfags seething at BG3?

>>712963103
Water Margin doesn't get the respect it deserves.

>>712964347
>>712964287
>>712964690
>>712964789
The reason Wukeks were seething at BG3 is even more pathetic than you think. Chinese weren't seething at BG3 because it beat Wukong. The CEO of BG3 read last years GOTY award which was for Astrobot. Chinese are so retarded they assumed that meant that he was the one who picks the award (instead of just opening the card and announcing the winner) so mass downvoted BG3 in anger. It was hilarious

>>712964876
Remember that they are mass downvoting Hell Divers 2 because they failed to get Shanghai to 100% safety

>>712964876
indeed pathetic behavior by chinks but it's hilarious because BG3 is faggot shit

>despite having tons of materials the devs chose to make the gayest JoTW offshoot possible
>no hot women, only retarded characters
>fell off the radar alarmingly quick


The very representation of mediocre.

>>712965301
Why did they choose to make an edgy fan fic of Journey instead of a retelling which would have been better?

>>712965239
I would play a game as a drag queen killing straight white males if the gameplay fire

>>712965301
>no hot women
retard

>>712965426
I would play a game as a straight white male killing drag queens if the gameplay was shit

>>712964347
Wukong is pretty far from a generic Souls clone. I'm not sure there's any other games in the genre that really play the same.

>>712963962
In what universe?

>>712963000 (OP)
you indians are pathetic

>>712965430
Post them

>>712965494
That's the difference between you and me. You will get easily grifted.
Go play it, it's what you always wanted

>>712963486

>>712965524
Ours

>>712965430
>slim wench with black lipstick is good woman
Except actual JoTW has tons of demons pretending to be hot women

>>712965852
Against the tenants of communism. banned

>>712965917
>Porn
>Banned
>Gacha sexy
>Banned
>Female births
>Banned
How's a nigga in China supposed to nut?

>>712965964
they goon in non-chinese games.

Fact: China is the single greatest country to ever exist on the face of the earth

>>712965917
The reason Korean Gacha is so horny is because porn is banned. People have to gamble for gacha skins in order to coom.

>>712966116
Historically you are right but right now it's literally mexico tier.

>>712966116
Amazing people
Horrible government

This has been the case since Emperor Qin

>>712963000 (OP)
>Why literally just has 1 story don't they?
Can you say that again in English?

>>712966178
Actually I take this back. Since the Xin Emperor. Literally only briefly in Tang and Song were they kind of alright.

>>712964449
Water Margin is basically 108 dudes rebelling against the government. Red Chamber is a family soap opera about how a dude's family goes to shit.

they make indie games, sometimes. but every chinese know how stupid the censorship is. it's not that the governement might say no that is annoying, it's that they can simply not send you a reply if they want to.
btw you can't represent the dead either so no horror movies or games. it baffles me how you have trace of that kind of totalitarianism but only for the most pointless, harmless stuff imaginable

>>712966308
Shouldn't everyone be familiar with water margin? It's literally suikoden

>>712966370
>btw you can't represent the dead either so no horror movies or games
Don't they have that zombie game coming out

>>712963000 (OP)
>why
>literally just has 1 story
>don't they
And yet literally no one is making fun of this retarded incomprehensible ESL monkey speak? The fuck is wrong with you, /v/?

>>712966370
I always thought you couldn't show dead/skeletons because of cultural reasons but then I went to Hong Kong and was told the reason
>The government doesn't want people to believe there is any realm the CCP doesn't have control over so ghosts and supernatural imply something above the CCP and therefore must be banned
Kind of insane.

>>712963000 (OP)
>Why literally just
saaaars….

>>712966473
which ?

I predict a bunch of CCP shills to flood the thread in around 2 minutes.

>>712963000 (OP)
you retard had near infinite time to make that post and you still fucked it up

>>712963000 (OP)
>What is Lost Soul Aside
>What is Phantom Blade 0
>What is Wuchang Fallen Feathers
>What is AI Limit
>What is Where the Winds Meet
Anon…

ch*na is just bootleg Japan
ch*na and india ruined this planet btw, everything shit gets consumed by these two non-humans because there's 3 billion of them

>>712966849
>Look em up
>Half of them are fucking SOULS CLONES
Jesus Christ China stop.

>>712966849
>Where the.......
Chinese can't handle character limits

>>712966849
>Lost Soul Aside
gay
>PB 0
might be the only good one
>wuchang
trash
>AI Limit
won because Bamco trooned CV out
>Where the Winds Meet
mmo, ultra gay

>>712966940
Some chink is making a WW2 FPS since you niggas seethe at anything that looks like Fromslop.

>>712963000 (OP)
What the fuck is this?
Is this English?
Are you having a stroke?

>>712967164
>Seethe
No, i'm fucking sick of them. This genre has been milked to death before Chinks decided to do even more milking.

>>712967164
>Chinese ww2 fps
You play as a communist hiding in the mountains while you let the nationalists and American do all the work?

>>712963000 (OP)
ESL

>>712967164
Based rape of Nanking simulator. Hot

>>712967164
>WW2 FPS
So from one milked to death genre to another?

>Wukek
Pathetic

>>712967571
I like and play both.

>>712967145
Wuchang looks really good

>>712967898
This is /v/. We know you don't play either

>>712968183
>>712967145
>Wukong
>WuChong
Do Ching Chongs really?

What is exactly the problem with Wukong? I haven't played it yet but every time i see someone complaining about it they only mention "muh invisible walls". Are people really that petty about such minor thing or there are deeper problems with its game design that midwits are unable to articulate about?

>Why literally just has 1 story don't they?

>>712968667
It's not horrible. It's just that it's another souls clone in a sea of souls clones that doesn't really do anything unique. If you have never played a souls clone or have just played like 1 or 2 than it's fine.

>>712963535
they haven't got their 4x...
they do actually
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2328480/Ascension/
simulation:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1994370/The_Leviathans_Fantasy/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2503770/House_of_Legacy/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1956800/Thriving_City_Song/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2103130/Matchmaking_Inc/

>>712963000 (OP)
because every time a new dinasty was in power they burned almost all if not all the previous one made, so CN have lost a LOT of their own history

my recent fav chinese name is inspired by Octopath traveler but the recruited characters actually effect how the story goes.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1876890/Wandering_Sword/

>>712963000 (OP)
hello saar

>>712969559
Ni hao Chang

>>712963000 (OP)
I bought a bunch of random Wukong merch but haven't bought this game waiting for the Denuvo DRM to be removed.

>>712966236
its an anti chingchong post so it gets a pass

I can't believe people are taking an OP this utterly broken seriously like there's nothing wrong, is /v/ all needful saars now?

>>712969412
I hope House of Legacy turns out good

>>712970039
>Hehe op made a typo so now you have to love Wukong

>>712970039
Every year, more SAARS are able to afford a phone and begin shitposting here.
Without Admin action, that won't change.
The enshittification of 4chan is almost inevitable.

>>712970039
The vast majority of people don't like bugs, so shit on them at any opportunity

>>712963000 (OP)
A whole ton of stories.

OP could say the same about UK just being Shakespeare and Dickens, France just being Victor Hugo, etc.

>>712966429
>>712964438

>The title Suikoden is literally a poetic Japanese translation of the title Water Margin
well shit

>>712963000 (OP)
No one has made games based on Shakespeare and Dickens, despite them being hugely rich source material.

That's how Americanized British game developers are.

>>712970039
>israel becomes emboldened
>sneedfuls galore

>>712970290
I feel like any steampunky game would have Dickens references by default

>>712970187
France made the best jrpg of the year

>>712970290
>No one has made games based on Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, etc.
Riiiiight.

>[Water Margin] is also known for its use of vivid, humorous and especially racy language.[13] However, it has been denounced as "obscene" by various critics since the Ming dynasty.

>"These seduction cases are the hardest of all. There are five conditions that have to be met before you can succeed. First, you have to be as handsome as Pan An. Second, you need a tool as big as a donkey's. Third, you must be as rich as Deng Tong. Fourth, you must be as forbearing as a needle plying through cotton wool. Fifth, you've got to spend time. It can be done only if you meet these five requirements."

>"Frankly, I think I do. First, while I'm far from a Pan An, I still can get by. Second, I've had a big cock since childhood."


Alright i think i wanna read Water Margin now

>>712970039
I see equal amounts of chink shilling. Maybe you should kill yourself, chang.

>>712970039
I didn't realize that shitting on chinks made me a pajeet. Or is it because I don't instantly disagree with someone because they don't know how to type? Illiterate retards can still have good opinions every now and again

>>712966849
Wuxiaslop
I guess AI limit is on its own level of faggotry.

A shitload, westoid barely know Journey to the West

>>712970939
Chinks shill strategy is to accuse everyone who isn't a chink of being a jeet

>>712971318
ok jeet

>>712965746
That doesnt happen in mine?

>>712971385
我是香港人

>>712970163
>>712970186
>>712970863
>>712970939
>>712971318
Had no idea there was even a culture war between you two, just stop raping my language

>west barely knows JoTW
>made up a homegrown truncated version and fumbles with it
>why are they ignoring middle kingdom's literature ?

>>712970206
>poetic Japanese translation of the title Water Margin
It's more so the literal medieval Chinese pronunciation of "water margin" imitated by the Japanese

>>712964868
>>712963000 (OP)
Water margin shapes the entire wuxia genre, which westoid dont consume or know about
Investiture of the gods expand the lore of multiple popular mythical figures, lay the foundation of xianxia and has #9215164132 adaptation, but westoid also dont know about
>>712963792
Dream of the red chamber should be replaced with Investiture of the gods, no one cares about it, and the novel is pretentious even for its era

>>712970187
Except you couldn't say that about those countries because they make more than that.

>>712964449
>Water Margin
108 bandits and outlaw banded together to find corruption. It start out as a classic good adventure until the horror of war hit them and most of them ended up dying or worse.
>Dream of Red Chamber
Basically a story of the downfall of a once powerful family. Main guy has two girls in love with him but it ended in tragedy.

>>712966116
greatest, yes

>>712974153
>Investiture of the gods
It's literally batlle shounen + monster of the week where every chapter is a new guy who show up to beat up new guy from last chapter
>The main conflict is between 2 groups of Taoism cultivators who disagree with each other and then turn the mortal world into their battle royale where everyone try to get revenge because their brother/sister/cousin/wife/husband/dad got killed by the other side.

>>712963000 (OP)
Can anyone translate from eslbabble to English?

>>712974153
>Investiture of the gods
FengshengJi now got replaced by hóng huāng thanks to 佛本是道
cause hong huang fit their power wankers more.

Fengsengji is actually... a somewhat derivative/copycat from Journey to West, Journey to the West is much better/

>>712974394
Water Margin got banned a lot since they related to rebellion :)), also somehow recently i don't see CN or HK touching it too, back then HK did some adaption for it.

also talking about Watermagrin, you know one of its derivatives (Jin Pin Mei ) is the most popular porn novel in CN back then

>>712974747
Why it is about rebellion, it's rarely about the problem with the system but rather the bad actors in the system and about how you just need to remove the bad actors for the system to run smoothly. So it basically in line with a lot of Chinese believe, corruption is an individual problem and not a systemic problem.
As for adaptation, the problem is that each new adaptation need to find a new angles to tackle the work or else they are going to be compare to older adaptation

>>712963535
>Chink studios haven't gotten into 4X or simulation games yet.
And they never will because history and truth is forboden in china.

Just look how they chimp out at existing 4X games or at people for saying Mongolia raped the shit out of china.

>>712963790
>what's 2+2?
>and no, don't tell me 4

>>712974994

the thing is, in Chinese belief, the Emperor can do no wrong, and if he does wrong the officer misled him.
A novel straight outcome with the main character rebelling against the dynasty and getting killed after they surrender will sow the seed of rebellion when things go bad for them.
Any Emperor is afraid of peasant rebels and they will try to snuff any book/people that give people that idea.

>>712963000 (OP)
because companies get kickbacks from the government if they promote Chinese culture. We do the same thing here, only for DEI sloppa

>>712975327
only for a big game that already brings clicks from overseas like that.
Indies games with interesting stories normally go early access > mobile games> take the money and run
only a few good ones got released, also CN player are really brutal when reviewing their game, that's why a lot of it is either yellow or red on steam

>>712975274
The main problem with the Chinese belief isn't that the Emperor could do no wrong or else they wouldn't have the whole Mandate of Heaven thing. The problem is that when the monarchy failed due to internal problem, they turn it into the fault of individual (emperor, corrupt official, generals,...) and not the fault of the system itself. That is why the monarchy has existed so long in China: When things go bad, it's the rulers faults and you just need to change the rulers (rebel) and not challenge the system or try to change the system in anyway.

>>712970939
It's because you're not even trying to speak proper English.

They should make a detective/court room game about this guy

>>712963000 (OP)
Who are "Why Literally"? I've never heard of a country like that

How many Chinese games based on Journey to the West have you fags played?
For me, this is the only one.

Tameem's game is British.

>>712975482
with Boyloves theme, that will get the money, trust me BL is really huge in CN

>>712975425
And why are they wrong in that again?

>>712963000 (OP)
I read the Three Body Problem book recently and it genuinely strikes me that chinks might be soulless drones

>>712975619
If you look into Chinese history, a lot of problem were problems that existed throughout multiple dynasties and they simply didn't get fix, just minimized and hid away until they reel their ugly heads again. Two famous examples were the eunuchs problem and the taxation problem.
>Eunuchs: They had no balls so there no way they would be ambitious enough to take power, right?
>Tax: What's adjusting tax for inflation? Just tax the same amount, Also Confucius taught us that only bad emperors raise tax so never raise tax. What do you mean we don't have money for government project and now we has to hastily raise taxes?

>>712975926
Those aren't problems exclusive to chinese, we have just the same ones except hundred times worse under "democracy".

>>712968667
>the problem
Not a game made by mutts or taichink

>>712977676
Or because it's boring

>>712976384
Yeah that's why millions of Chinese flee to America but no one wants to move to china besides Africans right?

>>712963000 (OP)
it do be like that

>>712976384
Then go back to china. It's not very hard

>>712975604
Every western game puts wukong into their game to get chink dollars
Literally both League of Legends and Dota have Wukong as a hero to play as

>>712976384
But you are Chinese and china isn't a democracy

>>712978363
The most popular anime ever started as a reskin of Wukong.

>>712963000 (OP)
They fucked up by creating an original story that was a Bad End for Monkey King and his party members. Monkey King's party members all became fat, old, and suicidal which ruins any good vibes. People would rather play a video game that sticks to mythological canon 100%, where it is implied that Monkey King gets a good end by becoming enlightened after traveling to the birthplace of the Buddha

>>712978428
Yes which is funny because almost everyone agrees that it's the worst are
Dragon ball got good once he dropped that shit

>>712978451
This. WTF were they thinking? They turned a light hearted shounen comedy into depression wank

>>712963000 (OP)
It's actually 4 stories, but we'll never get a game about the other 2

>>712975619
China has literally killed 10 to 50 percent of their entire population dozens of times
>>712975109
Chinks to this day deny the fact they lost to Vietnam. They invaded Vietnam after they kicked out America and then the Viet's kicked the Chinese out right after. They cope hy saying they wanted to invade and get pushed out. They honestly unironically believe and tell themselves they won their war with Vietnam. I see chinks on /pol/ telling themselves this.

>>712978451
actually, modern novels in China in the last... 10 years or so really hate Buddhism and praise Taoism, Buddhism mostly plays the bad guy if they appear, especially Indian Buddhism.

>>712979406
Taoism is anti authoritarian so I don't know why they would champion it

>>712979046
Viet at that time has to deal with both Chink in the north and Polpot in the south.

>>712979580
Viet's are the asian ubermensch to the Chinese Untermensch

>>712979539
Cause it native to china, buddhism is foreign.


Or thanks to 佛本是道 creating the hóng huāng genre say Buddhism also Taoism for power wankers who believe chink is strongest

>>712979406
>modern novels in China
lol

>>712979046
Yes and? When you have 2000 years of history instead of barely 200 you ought to do have more skeletons in the closet.

>>712979819
yes... BL in china is huge and making a lot of money, most of the TV drama in CN right now also selling CP (couple) especially MxM, to the point the government try to put a stop to that, so they change love to brotherhood

>>712963000 (OP)
westoids could learn a thing or two from the chinks. how about some games based on european epics?

>>712963000 (OP)
Trannies will never recover from being mindbroken by this game

>>712979901
look at Netflop and Amazion.
they will fuck it up somehow

>>712977676
Chinks persecution complex

>>712979953
*Gets instantly forgotten

>>712979953
There are over a billion chinks
Bollywood sells more tickets than Hollywood too

>>712980195
>25k daily players
>forgotten

>>712980260
Chinks aren't people. In the west it was instantly forgotten

>>712980260
No one gives a shit how many chinks play a chink game

>>712980260
Chinks are no better than jeets thinking anyone gives a shit about their slop

>>712980362
Cope tranny

>>712979901
Don't need to japs already the master of european epics

>>712980405
The people making videogames care

>>712980521
Yeah just like the Indian film that sold a billion tickets

>>712980452
You trannies are so irrelevant it's laughable

>Cope tranny

>>712980521
>Bugs make bug game that only bugs enjoy
That's nice. But outside of China no one gives a shit

Why didn't white people give a shit about about Wukong?

>>712980597
You cannot change reality with your seethe tranny. All your trannyslop bombed

The top 10 games on earth were all made by white people

>You cannot change reality with your seethe tranny. All your trannyslop bombed

>>712980624
All videogames that don't sell in china bomb

>>712980687
Yeah, I hate trannies and Chinks and their games are shit.

>>712980745|
Qing chong ping pong ling long sing song?

>>712980745
Why are the top 10 games on steam all made by whites? Why does no one like Chinese games?

Sorry, Wukong just isn't that good. Please stop having a freakout

Yes, and they're incapable of even representing it correctly.

>>712964110
well they are leftists afterall tho, like western wokeoid leftists just eastoid version of leftists

>>712963103
Literally no one would know or care about RotTK if not for Dynasty Warriors. Japanese devs basically monopolized one of their only national epics. I sometimes wonder what chinks think about that.

>>712980908
They did the same with Dragon Ball. Everyone knows about Monkey King as "The story Dragon Ball was based on"

>>712965723
nah that looks like neo-con cuck/vatnigger commie slop. I would never play a game that insults National-Socialism like that tho

>>712980260
They still mad about that.

>>712980593
heh always makes me laugh

>>712980645
Which "White people" anon?

>>712966178
>Amazing people
never met chinese why are they amazing? From what i read they have no morals and are very materialistic, will cheat and do everything for money. Literally asian jews

>>712981228
Any of them. Whites don't give a shit

>>712980707
>steam
>earth

>>712981274
They are like Japanese but friendly.

>>712981293
>The most popular gaming platform doesn't count!

Good morning saars

>>712980728
>pic
Nta but that looks more like a form of protest as mockery

>>712981293
This, you should only count 兩個黑人

Anyway what's up with westoids not being able to handle foreign literature ?
There are probably mutts seething right now about Pedair Cainc Y Mabinogi or Tam Lin or even Kalevala

>>712981394
It's just not very good. Everyone loves Japanese shit.

Reminder US =/= whites.

>>712981421
This. But also whites don't give a shit about Wukong

>>712981394
Just let him have his daily seethe

>>712966670
>>712971623
>>712981394
>[space] ?

>>712963103
3, there's also Ne Zha

>>712963535
Gwailo has never heard of Cultivation Simulator

>>712981640
Nezha movie is the most overrated thing on earth, I said it as a half Chink.
It only good for Chink wanking and BL fans

>>712975274
This is actually the opportunity of true. When bad things happen, the Emperor loses the mandate of heaven. Historically, most overthrows in China have arose in periods of flood or famine

>>712981418
Which Jap "literature" has Godwin and Math fab Mathonwy ? I need magic system that requires your feet to be massaged by a virgin.
Checkm8 atheist.

>>712978178
>Millions of Chinese move to America
Frankly it's not even the case now. China makes up just 12% of H1B applications. They're actually underrepresented relative to their size (17% of people on earth are from China)

>>712981891
*Goewin

>>712979046
China didn't lose Vietnam. They withdrew after a month. Deng had various political goals for invading, but none involved getting into a protracted war there

>>712981742
You have eyes but you cannot see Mt Tai,
For in china BL holds up half the sky

>>712981985
>China didn't lose Vietnam. They withdrew after a month

For anyone who don't know what this is: Guess the plot base on this pic

>>712981906
Chinese are the #3 immigrant group to America. There are literally 5 million Chinese in America

>>712981985
>Go in
>Get pushed out
>WE WANTED TO GET PUSHED OUT
We got a live one over here

>>712981985
>China didn't lose Vietnam
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>712982061
... I mean yeah pretty much. China wasn't trying to keep hold of a colony like France, nor support a government like America. Their attack was to try to put pressure on Vietnam to withdraw from Cambodia. You could say they didn't achieve it because Vietnam only withdrew a few divisions to reinforce the North, but frankly China wasn't trying very hard.

>>712982212
>they didn't lose because they didn't want to actually conquer it
>and they didn't also manage to get what they wanted
>but we I mean they weren't even trying anyway!

>>712982212
>Invade
>Get pushed out
>WE WANTED TO LOSE
LOL

>>712981906
>all the jeet posters came from US
The hack didn't lie...

>>712963000 (OP)
>Why literally just has 1 story don't they?

Why bitch about it? It's not like we had tons of video games about this story. Last time was back on the PS1 and hardly anyone know it since it was shit.

>>712982146
>>712982181
... Why exactly did you think China attacked Vietnam? Pushed out is a really strong word. Even by Vietnam's claim, China only committed 10% of their troops to the invasion.

>>712982212
Chink cope everyone

>>712982212
>China wasn't trying very hard.
Chinese have to be the most pathetic cuck race on earth holy shit

Us, USA support Vietnam

>>712963000 (OP)
>Why literally just has 1 story don't they?

They have actually culture and history unlike Americans.

>>712982295
>Lose
>I ONLY USED 10% OF MY POWER

>>712982342
Based. US/Vietnam alliance will conquer the world

>>712982075
Condor hero

>>712982358
Yes, like make blade explode in saw factory

>>712982342
yup

Vietnam is the ally and part of USA

>Lose match
>"Heh I wasn't even trying"
Why are Chinese players like this?

DLC trailer up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs50J3qf8N8

>>712982281
>>712982284
>Get pushed out
By what? Deng literally called for a withdrawal the day Lang Son fell, which is about ~20km deep and the deepest they went so far in the way. Their performance was not great, but they were hardly forced out.

>>712982454
>Lose war
>Uh I wasn't really trying
Chinese cope is next level

>>712982358
Careful anon, very touchy subject.

>>712982075
I completely forgot how hueg was that eagle.
Personally, I prefer smiling proud wanderer.

>>712982358
Then why do Changs all watch American slop but no American gives a shit about Chinese shit?

>>712982360
>>712982306
What exactly did you think happened? Vietnam pushed China back within a month? They just lost Lang Son when the war ended. They were hardly winning

>>712982075
a cuck story.

>>712982543
>Push enemy out
>NO YOU DIDN'T WIN
lol Chang seething

>>712982295
Even Americans got their butts kicked by the treechads viet kek
They still have ptsd to this day

>>712982527
>but no American gives a shit about Chinese shit?
everything you guys use is made in China you retarded dumbfuck.
>>712982480
>touchy subject
china is 5000 years old, amerifats have no own culture.

>>712982543
When you get pushed out and retreat that means you won!
-Some Chinese guy online

>>712982521
Yeah, Wanderer does have better story and theme

>>712982582
But unlike yellow freaks at least Americans can admit they lost. Chinese lost in only 2 weeks and cope about it.

>>712982598
You can't say that bro

>>712982598
>Changs making plastic shit in sweat shops is culture
AAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>Americans retreat out of Vietnam despite mantaining military superiority and astonishing superior k/d ratios throughout the whole war because of loss of home support and unfeasability of the objectives
>everyone in the USA agrees they lost Vietnam
>Chinese retreat out of Vietnam
>"no dude we didn't lose it was all a feint"
Why are Chinese so dishonest?

>>712982598
>America has culture that Chinese love
>Chinese make cheaply produced shit

>>712982342
I would say if not for France, since US own France for their independence.
Hochiminh would work with the US, that guy is not a communist, but a nationalist. It just Communism is the best way to deal with Vietnam at that time, heck he even got sidelined after the first party.

>>712982598
Then why do all Changs watch American movies but no Americans watch Chinese shit?
>B-BUT WE MAKE STUFF IN FACTORIES
Not culture

>>712982582
Nothing can beat Vietnamese.
>>712982629
This.

>>712982581
>Be Vietnam
>Get caught off guard
>China occupies a city near the border
>Leaves before you can even announce a mobilisation
>Mount zero offensives
>This is somehow pushing back

>>712982715
>Get caught off guard
>BTFO Chinks
>CHinks retreat
>Seethe and cope to this day

>>712982681
Chinese are thin skinned coping freaks, that's why

>>712982358
...and it was all tossed in the dumpster by Mao during the great leap forward. Now they believe fairytales about Shaolin Monks and Ip Man that were never true because they forgot what real history and legends were.

The amount of Chinese that think Kung Fu will win actual fights simply because it's Chinese is staggeringly high.

>>712982682
>>America has culture that Chinese love
Superheroes are not real culture. show me actual american culture.

>>712982742
>Dealing with Polpot genocide in the south.
>Beating the Polpot
>Chink come in to save it puppet and teach Vietnam a lession
> Caught Vietnam off guard
>Got BTFO after a month
lol

>>712982562
It's telling that the original ending of the novel was even more cuckolding
>MC never find his lover after 16 years of waiting
>End up with the sister of the girl who chopped off his arm

US own the British for their independence.

>>712966532
It's the same reason Time Travel or alternate history isn't allowed, as it might lead to people thinking of a world were the CCP don't exist looks like

>>712982681
>China didn't spend a hundred billion dollars to kill a bunch of civilians and suffer 200k+ strategies
>This means they lost worse

>>712982806
Man Vietnam BTFO both them. Based Viets

>>712982806
>Be Vietnam
>Solo America, Japan, Cambodia
>Chinks try to have a turn
>BTFO them the most of all
>50 years later they still seethe about it

>>712982582
SEA is the race with the strongest willpower.

Vietnam btfo chinks so hard oh my god

>>712982956
bamboo spear too strong please nerf

Why Vietnamese love Age of Empires 2 so much?

>>712983031
They get to recreate the 30 times they beat China over the last 2000 years

Daily life as a chinky man

>>712963000 (OP)
>a game
>billions of buttbroken 50 cent westoids seething

This proves Wukong's excellency

>>712982871
not only BTFO Cambodia.
Viet went to Cambodia to deal with Polpot on their own turf.
that hurt Vietnam's stand in the UN or WTO cause people call it an invasion.

>>712982527
Because murricans adapt their culture to please Chinese because otherwise it won't be commercially viable.
Chinese don't need to that as they don't need their film to succeed in us of a to get profit.
Same with Bollywood

>>712982629
how is china losing when they almost get in viet capital? You clearly have a rudimentary level of understanding about war.

>>712983031
idk they love AoE2, they love AoE1 more (since they at world champion level) also most likely cause back then we only have: AoE2, AoE1, War3, Starcraft or CS to play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5KzR43LbpI

>>712982527
>Then why do Changs all watch American

This isn't true anymore, anon. Chinese have their own movies now.

>>712963784
Nah, Confucianism itself is generally pacific, within a political context, advocating, in very broad terms, for rule by educated theocrats, and the importance of maintaining order through respect for seniority i.e. those with more experience and, in theory more competence.

Where it all falls apart is when the school of legalism started to take root, which basically advocates for a centralised carrot and stick approach to ruling the nation's subjects, with a strong emphasis on the central authority's right and duty to see this implemented, as well as a strong bureaucracy with an emphasis on meritocracy (and not just handing out positions to friends and family).

On their own, these may seem like fine enough principles, but they quickly devolve into rulers leaning much harder into the stick approach rather than the carrot, a stifling administrative machine run by cabals of self interested lifelong civil servants, as well as imperial examinations specifically designed to exclude all but the chosen few, usually friends, family, and cronies of the imperial court, all characteristics which can still be seen in China today.

>>712963000 (OP)
>COMING SOON: LE HOT NEW GAME SET IN THE THREE KINGDOMS PERIOD
>INTENSE LE ACTION
>WE GOT THE CAO CAO AND THE LU BU

I gotta agree with OP; I'm burned out on THREE KINGDOMS. It's just as bad as Japanese games with NOBUNAGA ODA. I did enjoy Black Myth: Wukong though, so fuck you people. The story was great, and some parts made me cry. The music was good as well.

>>712982284
that's how you lost with 33 other lapdogs in korea by superior barehand PLA 50 years ago. We will do it again in the future but with superior weapons.

>>712983165
Viet capital is pointless, how many time you guy hit Viet capital in the past and got BTFO?

aslo Viet beat Mongols 3 times in a row while now Mongols is one of your "dynasties"
imagine being invaded and ruled by foreigners is legitimate, can't be me though.

>>712983081
ITT Chinese are seething at Vietnam now

>>712983143
No they didn't. Changs just like American slop because Chinese are stupid. No one likes Chinese shit

>>712983296
>China lost to Vietnam
>Couldn't take South Korea

>>712983342
Chinese cucks are nothing compared to VietGODS

>>712983243
>Changs watch Chang slop
Why are all Chinese women addicted to BWC?

>>712983159
How high up was that cat falling from?

>>712983385
no no no, SEA did like Chinese shit.
Some of the fan girl love their Chinese star more than they love their country.
God the show biz, young meat and show biz in CN is such a mess (different mess than the west)

>>712983481
Why do Changs watch American slop but no American watches Chinese slop?
Why do all Chinese want an American boyfriend but no American wants a Chinese boyfriend?

>>712983385
>No one likes Chinese shit
the newest Chinese movies are way better than whatever fat jewish worshiping burger produce.

>>712982582
US can nuke the Vietnam if they really want to saar

>>712983481
Why are all of your women addicted to BWC?

See you tomorrow for the same seethe thread saar

>>712983515
Then why do Chinese love American slop so much and American penis?

>>712963103
Well, also the War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression and Zhou - Han Dynasty era wuxia or court drama works (which are admittedly mostle Three Kingdom ripoffs, essentially)

>webm spam
Is it really the same guy all these years?

Man I never knew VietGODS were so strong

>>712983558
>>712983243
but they don't?

>>712983342
kek, viet midgets are nothing but rats underground. We can do it like mutts by using chemicals to genocide viets. But we aren't since we are more civilized. It's sad how viet don't have gratitude and bootlicking mutts now.

>>712983589
>Chinese don't love American penis
New cope

>>712983589
87% of Female Chinese foreign students admit to losing their virginity to Americans

>>712983385
Holywood did anon, see marvel and dc slop

>>712983535
money.

>>712983609
All this cope yet you still lost to them.

>>712983506
>no American watches Chinese slop?
there are plenty of mutt CIAs watching chinese shows. I doubt mutts can access those too if they don't have privileges.

Great shame

>>712983651
Chinese love Marvel slop. They just love it

>>712983619
>>712983647
>still fat virgins
lmao

>>712983653
Then why do they even want poor Russians?

>>712983609
at least we don't become drug addicts, and spiritual wanker that our kungfu beating western and japan every day.

>>712983716
New cope

Very shameful

For a second, I thought I was in /pol/.

>>712983670
how is that losing? Im laughing so hard since those viet women can't resist my big Chinese cock. Even our jobless chinese male can just easily get one from vietnam.

>>712983690
>Pls notice me
Both are the same shit

>>712983802
When Changs lost to Vietnam so hard they seethe at them 50 years later

>>712983728
cause white is hot, also Russia is still richer than Vietnam.
most of the girls who marry out of the country are really poor or in a very rural area.

now then most likely they meet online or when the girl is an expat and married there

>>712983802
By losing a war to Vietnam

>>712983780
I think pol probably bit too obsessed with the current Israel and Iran conflict to care about China

>>712983780
The spam does very /pol/ like

>>712983815
Except Taiwan is one of the richest countries in Asia while China is poor and third world

>>712983818
i didn't. Without us going there setting up factories they are still what they were 50 years ago. But viets are so horny and currupted all they want is a big Chinese cock.

>>712983836
But we are talking about China who are all into BWC

>>712983880
>Lose to Vietnam
>Say you didn't
Chang cope

Why jannies keep leaving this thread alone every day?

>>712983857
i'm sure /pol/ found this thread.

BTW Guangxi and Guangdong used to belong to Vietnam, we almost get it back from Qing dynasty, too bad our emperor died early before that.

>>712983927
They are Viet Chads

WHat games let me play as a Viet chad? Bonus points if I can kill Chinese

>>712983884
be more clear, btw the reason should be the same money, also white = hot, black = dirty

>>712983836
white is neathandral mutt. I don't think they are hot. My kids would have gigantic nose if i breed with them.

>>712983991
battlefield Vietnam, Europa Universalis

>>712984008
Yeah but all your women think they are hot

>>712983947
you still dreaming about being our vessel? I mean it's a peak day for vietnam but now you need to bootlick more to the US since we don't want you.

>>712984091
That's really sad that China got BTFO by Vietnam like that

>>712984071
kek, all of our beautiful women would be afraid of marrying non-chinese since likely they will get murdered.

>>712984130
Then why do they all want to date me?

>>712984119
if China get btfo'd by vietnam then jews and japs won't come to China for investment.

>>712984091
kek at that time we go invade back to Qing.
Qing is such a pussy.

no wonder they full of drug addict

>>712984173
because you are Chinese looking.

>>712983864
Arr the same
Nobody give a fuck which one of you chang boys are better

>>712983927
Jannies support westerm journalism anon

>>712984203
Qing is weak because it's manchus ruling over most hans. They are afraid of hans more than foreign power. Because foreigners can't tell a manchu from a han but a han know how to tell manchu. That's why they sell the country out.

SAVE ME VIETNAM

>>712984302
it still one of your official dynasties, like mongol.
such a strong race that accept their invader as ruler not once but twice.
can't be me though, you guy spent almost a thousand year try to dominate Viet but still got BTFO in the end.
seriously how could a pathetic country like that still exist

>>712984223
Everyone knows Japs and taiwanese btfo chinks

>>712984218
Kek

Why is Taiwan first world but china third world?

>>712984390
>Japs and chinks btfo chinks
What?

>>712984441
Taiwanese have souls like Japanese
Chinks and Koreans don't

>>712984389
you got ruled by jews for thousands of years ago. Mongol royals and golden family are all genetically han. Your royal family are all jews. So i mean clearly we are losing since mongols conquered towards europe and entire asia and the last thing they get is Song because we are just more superior than you. HAHA

>>712963000 (OP)
esl

>>712984514
Nice coping mechanism chink

>>712963000 (OP)
This game has barefoot fox women tho.

>>712984441
because they have gay rights and westoid greekoid democracy. Ofc we don't have them. But should i care? Absolutely not. Nothing more important than freedom.

>>712984559
>Genetically han
That your new cope lol

such a huge country that:
>Got bully by dwarf sea pirates
>Got invaded by a bunch of guys on horse
>try dilute the blood of a colony for thousand year and still got BTFO by them

such a miracle that such country still exist

>>712984390
japs are great because of our culture influenced on them. They are nothing but a sparry dog like those ainu savages if they don't adapt great great great Chinese culture.

>>712984646
oh and i forgot:
> Become drug addict
>Got invaded by 8 countries
>Got invaded by Sea pirates again
>Can only win when the sea pirate gets nuked
> backstab allies then can't even finish them so they created Taiwan.
>Taiwan becomes first world country.

>>712984570
You chinks aren't so smart huh?

Do chinks seethe more at Japan, Vietnam or Taiwan?

>>712984646
>>Genetically han
>That your new cope lol

there are more mongols living in China than in mongolia. Let that sink in.

>get invaded
That's how average european nations are. Nothing to be shamed about being invaded when your weapons are just swords. Instead, China got unified 3000 years ago. Meanwhile eurokek are still balkanized and listen to either US jews or Russians. KEKed so hard on this.

>>712984824
Currently taiwan by far

>>712984824
probably Taiwan these days

>>712984824
either Vietnam or Japan.
Japan used to be pirates that bullied the Chinese at sea and invaded China too.

>>712984841
That's not an argument chink

>>712984824
They seethe among themselves. I honestly think op is a taiwanese.

>>712984841
cause han blood got diluted by superior genghis khan.
back in Han days they create the long wall to stop funny horse riding people to invade them

>>712968667
Wukong is a competent game with glaring flaws. But because it’s trendy to bitch about people copying Fromsoftware because of muh rollslop we get constant bitching from skill issue fags.

>>712984824
Definitely Taiwan. Every Chinese knows that taiwan is richer than china and a better place to . It's existence invalidates the ccp

>>712984921
Chinks seethe at Taiwan and Taiwanese, it's definitely 1 way

>>712984191
That cope doesn't even make sense

>>712984765
>got invaded by 8 countries
kek, i kek on this so many times when a pigger or unkown shitskins talking about chinese history that thinks they can somehow achieve what chinese did in history and now. We can ofc kills all invaders by sheer number and it's not even hard. We already have our own ships and guns when they came in. If not it's ruled by manchus, a minority, we won't get in that situation.

>Can only win when the sea pirate gets nuked
Japan already got defeated by us and are retreating but US nuked them after that. So US clearly don't help China in any sense.

>> backstab allies then can't even finish them so they created Taiwan.
Soviets aren't our allies for a long period of time, wtf are you talking about? They are about to nuke us in 60s when Mao said we will just all move to Russia and they gave up. There is no ally calling for nuke another ally, you retard. Soviets are our enemies too.
>Taiwan becomes first world country
why do you care about first world, second world and third world so much? You must be a thridworlder or a seething untermensch of a western country that cares about status so bad.

>>712984824
Taiwan. Every week China spends around a billion dollars on doing useless military parades around the country which accomplish nothing

>>712985130
Then why did you lose to Vietnam?

>>712963000 (OP)
>soulslop
Yawn

>>712963000 (OP)
They destroyed their stories during the Cultural Revolution.

>>712984867
kek, the woman with the whip

>>712985130
>why do you care about first world, second world and third world so much?
Why does china?

>>712985075
Ahh yes it's the American making thread seething about a chinksoulslop.

>>712985258
What's that have to do with Chinese seething at Taiwan?

>>712984948
chinghis khan is a chinese name. If you look at how a mongol living in mongolia is named, you won't think they are mongols. We are why mongols are great. Also yuan dynasty speaks mandarin, not mongolian. So we aren't losing if you consider hitler speaking french under nazi regime instead of germany, will you consider this as a lose for french?

>>712985258
>Seething
>Criticizing a mediocre game is seething
Cope

>>712985315
>Lose to Vietnam
>Cope
>Lose to Mongolia
>Cope
>Lose to America (soon)
>Cope

>>712984824
Taiwan>Japan>Vietnam

>>712985348
>entire of your information get from wikipedia sourced by illuminati and CIA
>checked

I love the Great Fire Wall so much it's unreal

WHY IS EVERY CHINESE GAME ROLL SLOP OR GACHA SHIT

The English translation of Romance of the Three Kingdoms is some of the driest, most boring, repetitive works of literature I've ever forced myself to slog through.

I forced myself through it by sheer will alone because sometimes there was an occasional scheme or ploy that was interesting.

I was so fucking pissed off that literally every single battle was written as "Pu Chu set his spear and rode out to face Ding Aling and after X amount of bouts, Ding Aling fled the field whilst Pu Chu gave chase" and it's almost a coin flip as to whether he'll either catch up with him and kill him or the guy will get away to do it all over again in a later chapter.

>>712985415
>>entire of your information
qing chong qing chong?

>>712985415
>Lose to Vietnam and Mongolia
>Cope
>Lose to BWC
>Double cope

>>712985409
What we do is not seething each other and aim towards non-east asians together. Once we united, we will be the greatest power of all time in human history.

>>712985494
Yes once Taiwan takes back the mainland this will all happen under the ROC, ROK and Japanese

>>712963000 (OP)
wukong's journey to the three kingdoms of the west

This thread is embarrassing and China game haters need to be hunted down by ICE and lynched for public spectacle

To be honest if the US want a piece of China, the have to help Taiwan.

>>712985449
you have to learn mandarin to get deeper knowledge of chinese literature. English is a front man language because it's simple. Most of those compilicated words are borrowed from latin or other european language so english itself is just a front man. Chinese language is the most special language and that's why we are different and great.

>>712985548
Chinks need to make not shit games then

>>712981461
Good. No one wants mayoids infesting and destroying asian games like they did their own industry.
They are already doing it to Japan like the AIDS ridden bug chasing faggots that they are

>>712985517
Wrong, we don't need ROC. It sucks. We need is asian cooperation. Stop the hatred manufactured by evil white demons. We can win over them by sheer number and also they will collapse without us.

>>712985604
This faggot is lying. Chinese is literally the simplest least complex language ever created. Everything has to be literal
中文是簡單

>>712985604
Nice meme roleplaying as a rice nigger fellow mayo monkey. The cheeky namefaggery gives it away btw

I just love how every fucking Wukong/Wuchang thread inevitably turns into geopolitics. Even chink venture capitalists can't keep nation pride aside when it comes to doing basic explanation on foreign markets.

>>712985712
Then why is china a third world shithole and the ROC first world and rich?

>>712985409
Lmao no way chinkboy
Japan >>>>> other shit

>>712985726
Every /v/nigger thread devolves into politics eventually. /v/ is just a blue /pol/ with elements of /b/s horns retardation.

>>712982629
Kek. There are still countless muttoids seething and coping about vietnam to this day.
>W-we could have just nuked them! We didn't lose! We just lost interest!

>>712985427
You can hate chink but don't be dishonest anon

>>712985757
>t.

that won't trigger any of us.

>>712982709
muttoid movies haven't been popular among Chinese for quite some time now, with the exception of a handful of films.
No one wants to watch faggot tranny dyke nog worship no 999999, except mutts

>>712985716
you don't understand ancient Chinese, but i do. We are now speaking in a simplified language because it used to so complicated. You don't understand shit.

>>712985939
No one's falling for the LARP Darren. Give it up.

>>712985726
Seeing how bad Stellar Blade was can be. I think it's safe to say, it's just Asian games being targeted as usual.

NO MORE BROTHER WARS
China, Vietnam, Taiwan, Korea or Japan, it doesn't matter
We Yellows should stick together, we have been fighting each other for too long

>>712963000 (OP)
Whats the American equivalent of this?
The civil war? Nine eleven?

>>712985919
last time I checked there still a lot of new Web novels of LOL, and MCU... and what is it again... ah 40K Warhammer and Stellaris inspired novel.

Why is Chinkikieland's version of Superman a fucking MONKEY!?

>>712975612
>he doesnt know

>>712985976
if you look back at english, you understand most of their words are borrowed from latin. English used to be just a ooga booga language similar to african i mean not even too far from now but 600 hundred years ago. U surely know how fake greek history is and how mostly fake rome is since most written history from europe before 1600 are all faked by illuminatis. It's been proven since all westoids either can only learn history from 16th century or either ancient faked greek.

>>712986071
All of those will be ruled under the Indo and Philiphine

>>712963792
Water Margin had innkeepers that turn customers into meat buns and then selling them

>>712986145
he isn't a superman. There are more superior creature than wukong in the novel.

>>712986145
Monke is their superman iirc

>>712986140
>China makes web novels about cultivation and isekai power fantasy inspired by Japanese works
>Th-they were totally inspired by MCU AND Hollywood slop!
Anyone who has seen any Chinese web novel and manhwa knows they're inspired mostly by Japan than any other nation

>>712986253
*is not

>>712986165
Darren, you are a white office worker in your mid-twenties. Not only did I not read what you just typed because I know it's all cheekily touted lies for "teh lolz" I also suggest that you stop what you are currently attempting to do because you are failing at it miserably.

I was onto your ruse as soon as I saw you namefagging. It's time to stop.

>>712986156
you tell me how much "Brotherhood" stuff is on Iquiyi, Tencent, and another site right now?
you can pretend as much as you want the 腐女 will won in the end

>>712985919
mutt movies are shallow. Movies are for entertainment. It's just can be replaced with any other form of entertainment. It's not important.

>>712986140
I read some of those fanfic shit, some are pretty based ngI

Is The Water Margin worth reading? I've already read the other classics.

>>712963792
Water Margin, or Outlaws of the Marsh doesn't really have the same name recognition as the big two and potentially too much of a focus on rebellion and resistance against authority to ever get by 大哥哥's squinty eyes.

>>712986361
how tf would i pretend to be a chinese? Your bait is retarded

>>712984824
Chinese live rant free in Taiwanese.
Japanese live rant free in Chinese.
You can easily notice that when you talk to either of them.

>>712986286
that the xianxie,wuxia shit, the sci-fi, gaming and doujin on the other hand beside japan it full of Western stuff
look i use qq and qidian, also some other side like ciwei and faloo you can't play dumb with me on this.

>>712986401
It's worth reading for being the first wuxia but some values didn't apply to the modern day

>>712986334
All of them get shit on by Soul Land and now Renegade Immortal btw

>>712986514
tbf here, some of the chinese game is really good, but on other hand there a lot more dev that take money and run (TMD 侠客工作室 give back my money).

Right now I'm waiting for DLC for this game:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1876890/Wandering_Sword/

>>712986514
show me some examples, otherwise it's meaningless. Are those even popular? Cultivation shit is usually what's popular in china

>>712986618
soul land ew, 唐家三少 is the biggest asshole author betraying other when he got big.
凡人修仙传 is much better

>>712963486
No. That would be the holocaust.

>>712986687
you forget Wuxia is dead, who the fuck care about sci-fi and light novels online game book is also pretty dead (btw i recommend 怪物来了)?
the only books that go on top are the cultivations.
I'm just too tired of reading the same-ish cultivation story 90-100 times in a row

>>712986853
Alright Elon, settle down, Grok.

The current FOTM slop in chinkland rn is lovecraftian cultivation (yupe you read that right) and folklore horror
So the guy who said this >>712986140 is technically right but not the way he thinks he does
>>712986751
Doesnt matter because that faggot crying about dead wife is the most recognizable author in chinkland rn
RMJI donghua got carried by its animation, the source material is completely dogshit, bland and boring

>>712979901
Age of Mythology was kino

>>712981274
That's not been my experience. It's quite mixed because china is giving huge

>>712986401
It's a much easier read than Romance and Journey to the west imo, and genuinely funny at times. As the work was most likely written by different authors, the quality varies from chapter to chapter, even taking into account issues relating to translation. If reading in English, the version titled the Marshes of Mount Liang is the most comprehensive work, although I think Sidney Shapiro's version is the overall better translation.

>>712963486
It's a good story but could do with some editing to improve pacing and characterization, admittedly, although changes that sweeping, you might as well call it something else altogether.

>>712987050
Good looking out, unbelievably based post.

>>712963486
three kingdoms is good but it's getting old due to too much exposure

>>712982848
That's kind of what they did in Korea (minus the money because they were broke as fuck) and they also claim they won that one lmao

>>712987283
it time for Koeitechmo to make 春秋無双 to popularize 春秋 era

>>712963486
no that would be the bible

Age of Empires 2 should have gotten a Yue Fei campaign instead of more Three Kingdoms. He's second only to Guan Yu in terms of folk hero status.

Imagine bitching about that one story that nobody else has made a video game of for over 25 years.
Aside from Black Myth Wukong... the last time we had a game about the monkey king.... was back in 1999 on the ps1.

>>712963000 (OP)
Who are you even talking about? Japanese making games about China or Chinese making games about China? Japanese only knows RotK and JttW where as Chinese basically makes mostly wuxia and cultivation.

>>712987538
Yue Fei is indeed better story than three kingdom if you want to make a rts.
or Yang family, now that an epic

>>712987667
Now that I think about it, there are actually more Water Margin games (Suikoden and its remasters)
than JtW games

>>712987751
nips are actually the first ones to make a condor heroes game on ps1

>>712987829
huh there really a condor heroes game on ps1?
I only know Jp made Condor Heroes anime (and threekingdom too)

also thanks to Japan, most of their depiction of Sanzan is female lol, except saiyuki reload...

>>712986514
>Beside xianxia which is like 80% of the slop hack authors write nowadays, and few other genres (other 19%), it is full of western stuff
Technically you are right, because after LoTM's explode in popularity and dao of bizarre immortal after that, lovecraftian has become the trend in China, but not the modern western stuff
Modern Chinese find modern western repulsive or something, like I have seen more hype about to be hero x from western side than from Chinese side
The most relevant western inspired media outside of Lovecraft right now in China is Swallowed Star donghua, and even it got sidelined by slop like BTTH

>>712988325
thanks for remind me about Lovecraftian stuff desu, since i also try to avoid most of them too.
I mostly read fouth disaster type of story though.
those are very fun if the author know how to write them

>wuxia is phasing out in China
>teahouse swordfights are no longer a thing
Alright, pack it up China you are done go away

>>712987952
yea, shachou eiyuden.

>>712988604
to be fair, have you look at the current "fresh meat" and "traffic" META of CN showbiz, do you think those guys can act as Wuxia characters...

>>712988604
Wuxia is inherently flawed as a setting in modern China because the government is always 1 of the main force in the setting, and since you cant write anything bad about the government, story becomes predictable and boring
Korean unironically writes better Wuxia than Chinese nowadays, since the mc can just slap the emperor's face and make him kowtow

>>712985873
answer the question chink

>>712989198
look we just make the thread dead by moving away from /pol/
don't turn us back to /pol/

>>712985939
你不是中國人,你騙

Why is Taiwan shit more kino?

>>712989646
less censorship, heck even interspecies review is less censor in TW than the uncen ver from Japan

>>712963000 (OP)
The story is The monk and his monkey go to India. The promised land. The land China envies.

>>712988842
Murim

>>712963000 (OP)
>myth about dunking on stupid authorities is so strong it survives throughout millennia of stupid authorities and their censorship
Dunno if they got more, but this one will always be an absolute cinema. Meine respektierung to chinamen.

>>712982295
People say America lost Afghanistan and way fewer than 10% of the total US military was actually in Afghanistan; this is massive fucking cope. If you leave without achieving victory it's a loss.

>>712989646
Puppetkino is when chink(real) meets japs
Capeslop is when chink(fake) meets nips

>>712963000 (OP)
This shit monkey game was forgotten so incredibly fast. Meanwhile Stellar Blade had daily threads constantly since its PS5 release.

>>712989646
Only country in Asia with uncensored porn

>>712991482
No. You see I won because I only used 10% of my power
I wasn't even heckin trying ok?

>>712991883
Shitkong was grifted and shilled in /v/. No one besides shills and chinks ever gave a shit

>>712991883
>>712993089
I thought you guys said SB is also a chink shilled games, which is it?

>>712993773
SB is gooks, not chinks

>>712993914
You have threads saying it's only popular in china

>>712981685
Sorry Lin, but I tried to play it and it made me feel afraid and confused.

>>712981640
>>712981742
ne zha is the one i got bored of fastest
rot3k its clear 5 mins in cao cao is the literal only competent person in all of china. liu bei is a consistent fuck up people praise anyways and literally dies of butthurt after years of being trained by zhuge saw him do wrong in 100% the wrong way, while the sun family are just random jobbers we see every so often to find out who in the family died this time, with jian even trying to kill his own sister to keep the quota up

ne zha is clear 5 mins in he's an unlikeable piece of shit and i cant even get behind him on strength when all the fights are just "my instant win tool beats your instant win tool"

>>712992765
Based and legally liberated. Meanwhile every other country gotta play connect-the-hentai with pixels the size of a rice grain. Taiwan just rawdogs freedom, bless their soul.

Man I want to marry a chinese girl, I'd have to find like an egg donor to make sure my kids are white though.

You know I think I hate the Koreans more than the Chinese.

A white male wanting to mate an asian female is the ultimate "I failed as a white man" cope in existence. It's literally the male version of the 30+ woman with cats and a box of wine. It might as well be considered a form of bestality honestly.

>>712996296
Why are Asians so scared of vagina and penis?

>>712999398
Literally look at current westoid countries and how they react to beautiful women in games compared to Asians and tell me banning porn wasn't a good idea

>>712991815
Isn't Capeslop entirely an American invention?

>>712963000 (OP)
Cant see mount tai

>tfw you are free of western propaganda so you enjoy chinese culture fully without boiling with hate
Being poor has its perks

>>713000002
Banning porn wasn't a good idea.

>>712986947
>lovecraftian cultivation
Is this just turning yourself into Cthulu?

>>713000676
The mc remains human, but instead of just fighting against human, now he also fights against tentacles (using black tentacles)

>>713001286
Eh it sounds pretty dull, seems very much a surface level reading of Lovecraft fiction, seeing what Chinese writers would do with REH and CAS milieu would be interesting but i think they would get bored quickly

>>713002071
There is a reason I call it FOTM slop
Some of it are clearly above the others tho

>>713003413
Wow that is bad writing

>>713000406
I literally lived in China for 3 years. The people are nice but the government is cartoonishly evil and I feel sorry that they have to live like slaves.

>>713003624
The context

>>713000406
If you loved the Chinese people you would hate the Chinese government.

>>712963103
4
Monkey
Kingdoms
Water Niggers
Red Chamber

>>713004014
The monkey kingdom of water niggers and red chambers

>>712964110
do you realize the irony of your statement? This is "Israel is just defending itself" tier denial of reality

hey they also have the Zodiac where the animals go on the stupid race to see who's the best

>>713003837
Then why does every poll and study on subject, both from Chinese and Western sources, show that the Chinese govt enjoys massive amounts of support from the people. Far more than in any so-called democracy in fact.

>>713003624
It's translated from Chinese anon.
In Chinese it's even worse.

>>712963382
>because Chines censorship
OK CIA/IDF, don't you got to arrest/deport/kill more protesters before prepping the Iran invasion?

>>713004325
Great job proving Chinese thin skin

>>712963382
Stupid burger, the real reason is because westerners only bothered to translate that and nothing else from China because the West does not want to promote "communism". Nezha 2 was pretty big but the west isn't importing it.

>>713004580
>Authoritarian government that only allows you to think one way has massive approval
>It's illegal for anyone other than the CCP to do polls in China
China has a standard of living lower than Thailand

>>713004325
>Saying Chinese have thin skin (objective fact) is denying reality
Chinese thin skin at it again

>>713005127
That movie literally played in western theaters. It was shit

>>713005127
>>713004949
>>713004580
>>713004325
>Suddenly massive Chang seething

Why are chinks so thin skinned?

>>713005362
>Live in country where it's illegal to insult the state
>See someone insult the state for the first time

>>713005306
No I live in America, so I see the US declining and seething first hand. It isn't the 90s anymore, Casper.

>>713005724
>No I CHING CHONG PING PONG LING LONG SING SONG
What?

>>713005724
Why don't you go back then Chang?

>>713005306
Hi Fed, no one is falling for that American Dream delusion anymore. You attack China because you are threatened by their prosperity and influence.

https://www.newsweek.com/china-cia-covert-operation-targeting-influence-operation-1880144

The US is a failed project, just take your golden parachute and fuck off, you are useless now.

>>713006123
>Hi fed, no one is ching chong sing song ling long ping pong

>>713005784
>post Chinese AI
I rest my case.

>>713006291
>Post Chi-CHING CHONG LING LONG SING SONG PING PONG DEEP DONG
WHat?

>>713006123
>>713006291
Ching Chong wing wong peep chong?

>>713006095
I'm indigenous, you actuallly need to go back to where you came from, you're gonna get sunburned, white boy.

Taiwan diyi
zhonggou de nusheng xihuan taiwan de ji

>>713006435
Oh so your mom fled to America for BWC

zhonggou shi buhao de guojia

zhonggou ren shi bendan de ren

>>713006435
ni pian, ni shi heiGui

>>713006382
Ain't going to fix your rising cost of living or being dragged into an Iran war.
Do the fenty wiggle for my shekels, Cuckasian.

>>713006730
wo shi zhonggouren
wo shi ji hen xiao
wo shi pi hen huang

>>713006508
>BWC
Oxymoron. Whitoids are not from America. You are illegals who need to go back to your snow caves overseas.

>>713006730
>Cuckasian
HEY YOU ABSOLUTE LEGENDS

>>713006859
zhonggouren xihuan bwc
ni xihuan bwc
ni de mama chile wo de bwc

>>713003762
>>713003837
I’m naturally leery of these statements because they harken to, “I don’t want to kill Palestinians, but I will keep killing them until they elect a government that supports Israel.”

Governments reflect the people, otherwise they’d be deposed long ago.

>>713006382
>>713006459
>>713006548
>>713006817
>glowie cope
Bazinga!

>>713007054
That says a lot of bad things about China then considering Taiwanese have such a much better government

>>713007137
Because they’re an American vassal state?

>>713007134
你很神奇因爲你媽媽喜歡我的肌

>>713007268
Damn, I guess America really is superior if they produce Taiwan

>>713007137
>Taiwanese have such a much better government
Citation needed

>>713007365
The fact it isn't a poor polluted shithole like China

>>713007365
The standard of living between Taiwan and China is equal to that between France and Mexico

>>713007297
This means nothing to me, I'm in America.

>>713007506
ni pian, ni shi zhonggouren. Ni kan de dong wo xie
ni shi huangren, ni mama xihuan wo ji