Thread 712963392 - /v/ [Archived: 914 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:04:12 AM No.712963392
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This was basically our fucking GTA5

Zoomers will never understand this
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:11:23 AM No.712963789
>>712963392 (OP)
These streets know my name.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:12:47 AM No.712963867
>>712963392 (OP)
I'm a zoomer and this was my childhood actually
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:13:03 AM No.712963883
>>712963392 (OP)
A lot of Zoomers are basically 90s kids tho
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:13:13 AM No.712963890
>>712963392 (OP)
Seeing kids stare open-mouthed at tables instead of playing is pretty unsettling... Mostly the open-mouthed thing, makes them look extra brain-dead.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:14:11 AM No.712963945
Modern children have no imagination.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:14:48 AM No.712963976
>it's all roundabouts
>the entire city shares only 3 parking spots
behold, the model for all european cities
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:18:55 AM No.712964194
>the streets were empty of cars but full of misery
>i turned left past the fire hall and navigated the roundabout with too-narrow lanes for what had to be the millionth time
>a call came in from the park, an overturned vehicle... probably some drunk, as usual, too sloshed to drive without incident but not sloshed enough to pass out in the gutter like most of his ilk
>i pull up and flick on the lights... no point in having them on until now, they only work to get attention, not respect
>holy shit is that a dinosaur and a robot
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:21:13 AM No.712964316
>>712963976
I spot twelve parking spots.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:21:13 AM No.712964317
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this was our forza
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:29:45 AM No.712964774
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riders on the storm
riders on the storm
into this house we're born
into this world we're thrown
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:31:29 AM No.712964862
I was raped by my dad on a carpet like that. I still have a rug burn scar on my dick from how hard he was plowing me into the floorboard.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:32:59 AM No.712964937
>>712963392 (OP)
>'Zoomers will never understand this'
>He thinks he hasn't just outed himself as a zoomer
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:43:55 AM No.712965504
>>712963392 (OP)
GTA5 as a boomer was putting together a few sheets of street base legos, building some shitty buildings on the sides, and having your guys fight in the road while sometimes popping their heads off or hands out.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:49:43 AM No.712965792
>>712964774
The boosters on this set must have been nuts.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:50:19 AM No.712965821
>>712964317
this thing really tickled whatever autism i have. i could play it for far too long
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:51:21 AM No.712965876
>>712965504
Lego was kino
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:52:53 AM No.712965950
>>712965504
i smashed hot wheels cars into lego buildings and people.
build them with some shitty connections here and there so they fall apart in easily rebuilt ways
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:57:19 AM No.712966182
>>712963976
ah yes because four-way stop signs are so superior
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:05:08 AM No.712966635
>>712963392 (OP)
My 3 year old has this tho
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:14:50 AM No.712967260
>>712966182
Roundabouts are mostly placebo. You think it does something, because you're still accelerating, but mostly, you're just burning extra fuel.
>inb4 commie studies defending their gay commie personal vehicle hating infrastructure
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:17:39 AM No.712967419
>>712963945
Wrong, parents found a new way to entertain them without engaging, kids still have tons of imagination and creativity
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:56:59 AM No.712969462
>>712963392 (OP)
Grove Street, home.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:14:59 AM No.712970450
>>712963392 (OP)
There aren't a lot of memories from my childhood that are particularly pleasant or nostalgic but man oh fucking man I always loved getting dropped off in some little fucking play pen or waiting corner or whatever the fuck with shared toys like that and sometimes a TV playing cartoons
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:04:01 AM No.712972846
>>712964862
That was something I didn't need to read
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:07:02 AM No.712972992
>>712966182
Most roundabouts are in places that used to be a 2-way stop, not a 4-way stop
Meaning now everyone has to stop and slow down instead of just the couple of faggots getting off the freeway or whatever
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:07:04 AM No.712972996
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kingdom come deliverance II
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:18:11 AM No.712973458
>>712966635
your kid is fucking poser
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:31:26 AM No.712973984
fact
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>millennials grew up with carpet video games
no wonder the games they make are so bad now
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:37:34 AM No.712974252
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>>712963392 (OP)
Damn that's crazy.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:55:44 AM No.712974945
>>712963789
At least before I fucked everything up
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:57:02 AM No.712974996
>>712963392 (OP)
I hope zoomers weren't playing GTA at 5 years old.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:08:05 AM No.712975418
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This was our NHL. No annual EA cash grab
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:09:54 AM No.712975492
>>712964317
Man I'd completely forgotten about that thing.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:40:20 AM No.712976771
>>712972996
Which knight's the gay one?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:49:20 AM No.712977129
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this was our switch 2
Thatoneanon
6/18/2025, 9:59:06 AM No.712977530
I started playing with lighters and burned some of mine and I got in trouble :(
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:00:48 AM No.712977598
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>>712964862
I'm sorry that happened to you bro
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:05:37 AM No.712977798
>>712967419
This. My kid doesnt get a phone till he's 12 give or take and we dont have a tablet. Tv's are off when he's awake.
He's a happy boy.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:08:00 AM No.712977910
>>712977598
BASED
Swordbro
6/18/2025, 10:15:12 AM No.712978205
>>712972996
>Axes and maces
This is retarded. They should all be using swords like real knights. Axes are peasant weapons and maces a meme.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:32:08 AM No.712978919
>>712964774
how the fuck is this supposed to work
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:56:59 AM No.712979987
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>>712964862
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:58:39 AM No.712980051
I think people really underestimate how much of a transitional period there is between different generations, I remember most of these things and I'm a '99er.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:03:30 AM No.712980221
>>712967260
>>712972992
Fourth world amerifats detected. Roundabouts are objectively superior, Americans just weren't capable of conceiving of them early enough so their cities weren't build with such infrastructure in mind. You can see from footage that they're still basically inconceivable for the primitive American mind. I'm glad Australian cities were built around roundabouts so even out most retarded of car driving citizens are exposed to circles from a young age.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:06:06 AM No.712980308
>>712980221
>build
>built
Yeah whatever, I'm drunk on a Wednesday night, as are many Australians. At least I know how circles work.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:08:48 AM No.712980424
At best this was early zoomer shit, the only time I've ever seen one was my zoomer cousin
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:09:28 AM No.712980445
>>712980308
Step back guys, this cunt's been DRINKIN'
Fuck off retard.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:15:16 AM No.712980713
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>>712963392 (OP)
This was my No Man's Sky.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:18:27 AM No.712980820
>>712980445
Don't defend amerifats fourth worlders. I was correct to insult them even if I made a couple of grammatical errors in doing so
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:25:52 AM No.712981119
>>712963392 (OP)
Original 2D GTA games are peak
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:27:58 AM No.712981204
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>>712980713
This was my No Man's Sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIpAv0U2kFc
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:45:29 AM No.712981970
>>712972996
man this image awoke so many emotion
I had this fucking castle, not the same color scheme but it was the exact same shit
HOLY FUCK
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:49:57 AM No.712982160
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>>712975418
>update adds new mechanics
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:53:41 AM No.712982308
>>712981119
Yup.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:58:35 AM No.712982564
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>>712982160
had something similar to pic rel
was fun as fuck
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:13:19 PM No.712983263
>>712964194
kek
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:16:14 PM No.712983378
>>712978919
It just does.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:31:58 PM No.712984112
>>712978919
The cars are cheaper and lighter than hotwheels cars.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:44:20 PM No.712984690
>>712963392 (OP)
My copy of Vice City had a huge scratch on it and would freeze if you ever played it for more than like 5 minutes, so I decided to recreate GTA with my action figures and hotwheels to cope with the loss. I initially used this carpet, but then I decided to make an actual city on my dad’s hobby table using anything I could possible find. Bricks, VHS tapes, an old cat condo. I even had a blue blanket that I rolled up and snakes through the city to make a river, then I had a little Thomas the tank engine railway overpass that went over it for the bridge. Then I just drew the roads directly on to the hobby table with a black sharpie. I’m sure my dad loved me for doing that.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:51:04 PM No.712984994
>>712977798
I'm glad there are parents like you.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:32:35 PM No.712986797
>>712977798
I would do the same but you first you'd have to find a wife that could keep her fingers off her phone and tv. I think this is what most parents struggle with.
My brothers kid is already addicted to phones just by seeing his parents using them all the time, he doesn't know how to use a phone.

I suspect you will hold out until he is 12. Keeping children pure is nigh impossible. He will be at a friends place with the most lazy unattentive parents and they watch cartoons all da and play games. Somehow your kid will hate you for keeping him off drugs until he left the house and gets a new perspective on life (or if you are unlucky he starts trying to relive what he missed out on).
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:52:15 PM No.712987746
>>712986797
keeping children "pure" only seems hard because a lot of shitty parents conceive of keeping kids pure as being the process of banning every bad influence in their life. No phones, no cartoons, no internet, no vidya, no this, no that, no the other thing.
You don't keep kids pure by just banning everything kids like. Of course that's only going to build resentment. You have to model positive behaviors, and get your kids involved in productive things that distract them from garbage like social media. But specifically, get them in productive activities that they actually enjoy. I managed to mostly stay out of trouble throughout public school because my parents got me into playing the clarinet, which I loved. If they instead made me do something I didn't like, like pop warner, I probably would've gotten into trouble just to spite them
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:57:11 PM No.712987957
Why does everyone always argue here I was we could all just get along :(
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:58:26 PM No.712988021
>>712987957
if all the tranime spammers would hang themselves we could
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:58:47 PM No.712988038
>>712975418
Airhockey is better
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:03:19 PM No.712988263
>>712988021
It's just the coomers really. I like some anime but you can't have a discussion about it without them inserting themselves. Everything has to be sexual for them. So exhausting.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:32:17 PM No.712989830
>>712963392 (OP)
>-oomer
18-25 year old hands made this thread
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:34:18 PM No.712989930
what was our elden ring before?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:39:16 PM No.712990184
>>712963392 (OP)
a brainrot zoomer wrote this