Thread 712968949

who steals a console that doesnt have games on it yet?

>1.5 million dollars
not a bad heist

not sure, let's check the history on ps3 thefts to identify any trends

>>712968949 (OP)
Good. Fuck tendo

what happens when you go online with one of those units?

>>712968949 (OP)
And you people said piracy's not stealing, shame on you all.

Ask the ones that bought PS5 at launch.

>>712970183
miyamoto personally comes to rape you

>stealing something that can be shutdown remotely
Why? Was it just to send a message?

>>712970578
>miyamoto personally comes to rape you
H-hot... where can I buy one of these switches?

deh!

>>712968949 (OP)
They just have to track the missing pallete #. Use the inventory system to see pallette was loaded with Switch 2 device ID XXX - XXX and blanket ban all those switches

>>712968949 (OP)
>those switch 2's belong to uncle june, chrissy

Inside job. How else would they know if the truck even had switch 2s. They would presumabley also have knowledge of when the best time to pilfer the truck without the driver knowing. Too many factors for it to be just chance

>>712968949 (OP)
you can guess their skin color

Will nintendo actually go to the trouble of bricking all the stolen consoles?
And how much CAN you get one for off silkroad or whatever? Too lazy to set up TOR and check

>>712970140
The store that owned the consoles already paid Nintendo for them retard.

>>712970828
They can still sell them since they’re new and sealed so it wouldn’t do much. Just punish the unlucky person buying them.

>>712971124
>stealing switch 2's
yeah white cucks

>>712971124
White most likely, possible some Latin variant. Would have had to know full well how to operate a forklift.

>>712971213
>Will nintendo actually go to the trouble of bricking all the stolen consoles?
absolutely

>>712968949 (OP)
A victimless crime

Arr gaijin in Cororado must be kirred.

>>712971124
White criminal mastermind, accompied by a squad of black thugs.

>>712973428
>colorado
not like we're losing anything of value anyway

>>712973428
I'll give you california for free Miyamoto-san.

>>712975276
That's not Miyamoto, that's Necromoto the Gaijin-Butcher, wielder of Arr-Brack the DMCAsword, the blade that can kill a thousand fangames with one swing.

>first some moron stapled the fucking screen
>now this

The hell are you doing, gamestop?