Thread 712975323

Am I the only one here who romanced this psycho?

I dont play retro wegs

>>712975323 (OP)
Better than doing in real life like I did.

>>712975323 (OP)
I liked her better almost topless and bald/spoiler]
>>712975448
You owe us a fake and gay blogpost

>>712975323 (OP)
>crazy girl is locked to hetero only
massive fumble I was sure I was going to romance her, but I played femshep on my first play through.

>>712977225
its a massive fumble on your side for being a tranny faggot

>psychostraightmaniacemobitch
I cum.

>>712975323 (OP)
She is still pretty o a base level.nIn the past, alt girls in games were still sexy. Now they are androgynous fridges with cleft chins.

>>712975323 (OP)
I think she's the third most popular after Liara and Tali
t. fixed her

>>712978014
Sheplo isn't gonna fuck you, sorry dude.

>>712978185
You don't know that

>>712975323 (OP)
She has barely any romance content. Her final ME2 scene is top tier but it’s not enough. Also she’s not in ME1.

I used to hang out with a (tranny) fanfiction writer who was really into Mass Effect, and she used to tease me by writing really long passages of text out of nowhere or on request that were hell-targeted to my tastes to make me really horny. Jack showed up in them a lot because she knew a short-haired/bald punk girl with a ton of piercings and tattoos and psychic powers was mega hot to me. I miss her.

>>712979168
*him

>>712979168
>She
>Her

probably, yeah
men with real taste romanced tali

>>712980384
>men with real taste romanced a walking exposition dump and got rugpulled by a photoshopped stock photo

Jackbro game. Jackbro board. Jackbro world.

>>712980712
lore dump > trauma dump

>>712980712
yeah nah
I remember when they changed the name of the board and I'm pretty sure it wasn't about jack but I'm sure you weren't here for that

>>712975323 (OP)
She looks ugly in 3. I liked her look in 2 better.

>>712975323 (OP)
>posts the ugly version with hair

>>712980924
>>712980926
Peak contrarianism.

>>712980924
>>712980926
Skinhead loving GODS

>>712980712
>Tyrone Shepard
Based

>>712980924
She's HOT here.

>>712975323 (OP)
I'm more of Ashley enjoyer to be honest, but Jacqueline was alright, but good God, if her design isn't ugly as shit. She looks way better with hair on.

>>712981774
Her face is perfect even without hair

>>712981835
Bald women never look good. It just doesn't work. I always mod Jacqueline to change her looks because skinhead women are fucking atrocious.

armpit status?

>>712981949
weakling. Bald women ALWAYS look good.

>>712983110
Lack of hair/short hair puts emphasis on the face traits, an ugly girl can never pull off a shaven head

>>712975323 (OP)
These DSL's are to die for

>>712975323 (OP)
I hated her for the degenerate appearance. She died in my playthrough at the end and I was so ecstatic. Probably the happiest vidya moment I can remember.

>>712975323 (OP)
Yes, Liara was the correct choice. But they're all dead to me now because of how Mass Effect 3 ended.

Hun.

>>712984301
There's happy ending mod. Worth trying.

>>712975323 (OP)
Yes.

>>712979168
>I miss her.
let me guess, he killed himself?

>>712980712
Pregnant MILF Jacqueline without tattoos and with full hair would look splendid.

>>712983321
>ugly girl can never pull off a shaven head
It's exactly why shaved head is a litmus test for women. Only the truly beautiful pass.

>>712975323 (OP)
I romanced nearly everyone at least once.

>>712986417
Litmus test is putting it a bit too severe.
Some things work, some don't, like with mullet hairstyle.

>>712986417
they don't pass
they still look worse
it's not anywhere close to the level of paperpag that beards give men where you can be ugly as shit and look half decent with a bushy beard

>>712986329
I'm not even kidding, the last two years of our friendship was just her waiting with bated breath to get on hormones and get breast implants and me watching as every single delay and obstacle drove her further into insanity. She was one of the most celebrated authors in that circle, if not the absolute top dog, but our private life gave me into a window into nothing short of a picturesque transgender mental spiral. She eventually just disappeared from the internet.

>>712975323 (OP)
There has never been a character like Jack, that is as good as Jack, since.

>>712986371
>without tattoos and with full hair
Literally ruined. Would get lost in the crowd like just another character.

>>712987142
woah mama

>>712986265
I am very much in love with this woman, as well.

She is a punk girl with lots of issues that actually works out of them later.
She would have been more popular in ME2 if she wasn't bald from the start.

>>712987191
>implying
With her sheer character? Not a chance.
Pro-tip: humans are born without tattoos.

>>712987373
Jack stands out in a see of conventional women.
Making her conventional, just like every other woman is not helpful.

>>712987474
All humans are discrete items. There is no sea of women that must stand out against one another to be pretty, there is but a myriad of indiviuals, each one unique.
Jack is Jack, no matter what.

>>712987191
>ugly person sticks out
yeah

>>712975323 (OP)
no, i fixed her

>>712987680
>All humans are discrete items
Technically yes, practically no.
Only the top 0.000001% measure up to that.

>>712987779
Practically yes as far as I'm concerned.
My fellow humans never stop being so strange.

>>712987262
Maybe it's time to watch Chuck again.

>>712987840
>Practically yes as far as I'm concerned.
Yeah? So you're as unique as Johnny Depp? Or fucking ... I don't know, Musk, or Trump? Henry Cavill? Techically correct, right? Practically, nobody gives a fuck. If you died today, practically nobody would notice.

>>712987886
Come on, man.

>>712980924
I need any game to experiment with a romance where they give the bald punk looking girl the most wonderful personality.

>>712988001
You misunderstand. One doesn't need to stand out to be unique.
I'll put it another way. You ever played RTS? There's a mass of troopers under your command. They all may look the same, but they're unique to me.
It's not about social recognition, or some abstract mass of people acknowledging you, or ever being remembered, or standing out so much after blasting stimuli at anyone. Why'd that matter?
It's about you acknowledging them, to yourself. You know what each person is, and that's all one needs to know. Cleaning up nicely comes later.

Attraction and seduction mechanics do utilize this sort of measuring, but in the end do you like a person for what it is, or for what and sorely for what is being presented?

Of course not. I bet she gives great footjobs. Plus she cutie.

>>712988401
>>You misunderstand. One doesn't need to stand out to be unique.
Literally not the argument, man.
Jack would get lost in a sea of conventional women.
That's the truth. Her looks are part of what's memorable, and how that's woven into her character.
Literally wrong person to do this reverse whatever thing you got going on.

>>712988529
I'm reasonably confident that she'd have the same fanbase just as easily as she does now, if not a bigger one.
It's not as if there aren't IRL punk or actual thug girls without tattoos that have that particular sort of gravitas.
It's a Bioware game, mister. Each character will be memorable, no matter what. At least while Bioware was still itself.

>>712988707
>>I'm reasonably confident that she'd have the same fanbase
Well, you lost me.
So patently false.

>>712988752
Patently false it is, then.
But that does sound a bit shallow, don't you think?

>>712975323 (OP)

>most lesbian coded character in the franchise
>they make her straight
>gets recognized as second best romantic option in the series

Astonishingly based. If only Cyberpunk had the balls to do the same thing.

>>712988851
No, I do not.
Because that is no longer the person I met.
She tried to erase that person, at that point.
I loved her how I met her, and that person would never do what you want her to do.
So that's just not the same person anymore.

>>712988956
You did consider that Jack turned out as she did mostly because of tragic events, right?
She'd still be herself if she wasn't took in by Cerberus.

>>712988283
>women
>wonderful personality
lol

>>712988056
Not many pics, I'm afraid. I don't save many pics on my PC.

>>712989063
At the very least, Jack would have never removed the tattoos of her sisters.
Even if everything else actually got deleted.

>She'd still be herself if she wasn't took in by Cerberus.
Patently not. We are the people built by the accumulation of our experiences and memories. We are shaped by the world around us. Jennifer, the biotically gifted girl from Eden Prime, that was lovingly raised by her family is a different person from Jack, and these two people cannot exist at the same time.

>>712989235
I disagree about quintessense, but I see your point. It's hard to challenge.

>>712989189
Don't get me started.

>>712988883
putting her in a lesbian relationship would just fuck her up even more
she needs male shep to fix her
honestly shocking that bioware used to be based

>>712975323 (OP)
No I've put on the gay romance mod and romanced her as femshep multiple times.
I've never used that mod to romance Miranda because I don't care.

>>712988883
Are you stupid? Jack was originally gonna be pansexual (romanced by both men and women) but Fox News had a melty over Liara before so they decided not to. This was back when anyone cared even a little bit what Fox News thought.

>>712989348
>putting her in a lesbian relationship would just fuck her up even more
>she needs male shep to fix her
Except she spent her whole life being abused by men even she was a kid. So if anything her choosing to be with girls would be more realistic.

>>712989339
>modeling effort
>99% ass
>1% face
god she's so fucking ugly, put a bag over her head

>>712989348
>honestly shocking that bioware used to be based
Bioware didn't want to make her straight they were gonna make her bi (which makes sense for her) just wanted to avoid fox news having a tantrum after they had one about Liara in ME1

>>712989339
Scared, Potter?

>>712989581
don't look up domestic violence stats by gender and sexuality

>>712989528
>>712989642
And it was a good thing. At least ME2 had a smoother ride, rather than getting Traynor'd and STEEEEEEEEEVE'd a game earlier.

>>712989528

Everyone knows this though. The only one having a melty over it is you, pissbaby.

I wanted romance with:
Dr Chakwas
Aria T'Loak
Avina VR sexxo
split Kasumis cheeks
accepting the mating ritual on T'chanka in ME2

I romanced them all with my cheese wedge head, but stuck with her because you had a to choose or something and I wanted to shoot more stuff. She's hot though

>>712989629
What would you like to post, then? Femshep?

>>712989697
Not the word I'd use.

>>712989581
>being abused by men
Cerberus isn't male only, and she clearly has no gripes with male sex at all. Only with anyone she doesn't trust.
Actually Jack's pretty well adjusted, when you think about it. People in those circles can be far, far worse.

>>712989818
>accepting the mating ritual on T'chanka in ME2
Only if I played as Jack or Miranda.

>>712989818
>accepting the mating ritual on T'chanka in ME2
Absolute madman

>>712989528
>>712989581
Jesus what a fucking faggot

>Shepard, they're gonna give me a shitty haircut and make me a girlboss
>Save me...

>>712989807
Except everyone loved and still loves Traynor and Jack being bi would change literally nothing about her in practice. She'd still act the exact same way she'd just be able to be romanced by femshep.

>>712980952
It is not. Her greasy hair in ME3 looks like turd.

>>712990162
>make
She alway was.

>>712989792
I have. Men are more likely to abuse their female partner per capita than lesbians are.
>but muh 44% of lesbians
That statistic states lesbians who have been abused, period which includes abused by women and men. The amount of lesbians who have been abused by a females is 29%. The amount of straight women who have been abused by men is 34%
>>712989917
Are you stupid? Its not just by cerberus. She said when she was a child she was raped by the male crew of a ship as she escaped cerberus.
>>712990110
>gets triggered by facts

>>712990162
Jack in ME3 is good though. I feel like her development was believable and not as radical and immersion shattering as what they did to Liara between 1 and 2.

>>712990496
>The amount of lesbians who have been abused by a females is 29%. The amount of straight women who have been abused by men is 34%
So they're both low percentages and this means neither lesbians nor men are abusive on average.

>>712975323 (OP)
I have a short hair kink, people call me a closeted faggot but idgaf, i just couldn't love a bland normie girl with straight long hair, i need tattoos, piercings and stuff like that always been that way since I'm a kid maybe i want to fuck aliens or idk
but it's like "eeeh women tell other women to cut their hair in order to be less attractive to men" i'm like what men? bland normies with a porn addiction?

>>712990496
>Men are more likely to abuse their female partner per capita than lesbians are
The stats literally state the exact opposite. You don't wanna die on this hill.

>>712990496
>Its not just by cerberus.
Don't remember, simple as.

>>712990162
She still softie and i think they actually did take her in good direction but it would work much better if she was part of the crew again but that can be said about almost any character.

>>712990636
I'm not a woman nor do I claim to be. I just don't like misinformation.

No time for bitches, there is a galaxy to save

>>712975323 (OP)
I wanted to romance Samara but Jack basically grabbed my character for herself.

>>712989348
>>712990496
I am 1000% positive that Jack got used by men and women in her backstory

>>712990643
>The stats literally state the exact opposite
Are you retarded?
https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/nisvs_sofindings.pdf
The 44% includes lesbians who have been abused by MEN as well as by WOMEN as I said.
The amount of LESBIANS who have been abused by WOMEN is 29% which is lower than the amount of STRAIGHT WOMEN who have been abused by MEN.
When it comes to bisxual women stats, bisexuals are 89.5% more likely to be abused by men than another woman.
>>712990582
its close which makes the myth that lesbians are more abusive extra retarded.

>>712990839
You cant romance Samara

>>712990849
She was used by women she was in a poly relationship with some girl and her boyfriend.
But she's mostly been abused by men throughout her life.

>>712990496
>Men are more likely to abuse their female partner per capita than lesbians are.
Because straight relationships are the norm, brainlet-kun, and statistics, especially about bed matters, especially about deviants, and especially in polarized social sphere full of various bullshit, and in agenda-rized academia sphere, are inadequate.
Much like scientific world at large, with its occassional but consistently hilarious misinterpretation of correlations as long-term facts without considering that seemingly stable data is stable only to human time passage.

Of-course there are more male "abuses", especially in a world where law systems prioritize one sex over others. Bet you think Depardieu is a bad dude too.

>>712990496
>triggered
It’s not 2016 anymore retard, go choke on a dick

>>712990964
>Because straight relationships are the norm
Look up what per capita means.

>>712990964
Sociology and psychology arent real science. Have you heard of the replication crisis?

>>712990496
Not that I entirely disagree but self reports are so unreliable its astonishing. What are they even counting as abuse? Verbal? Physical? How physical? Does it include a woman slapping a man and he pushes her in self defense?

>>712991153
>What are they even counting as abuse? Verbal? Physical? How physical?
The cdc file includes both physical abuse and mental abuse in the same category. Trying to differentiate them is an effort in futility as both men AND women can be emotionally abusive.

>>712991001
It means exactly what I've said. One can't compare a system with its failure mode on equal grounds. These things don't mesh well linearly, no matter how much you want to play at narratives.
The norm is the norm. Non-standard distributions go sideways.
It doesn't work in mundane analysis, and it works even less when one considers the source of sexual orientation deviations, which isn't something anyone of them will ever do, it's a bit beyond their grasp.

>>712975448
its hard to never stick your dick in crazy, there's just no sex like crazy bitch sex
I feel you bro

>>712989890
Oh? What'd you use then?

>>712990910
I didn't know that on my first playthrough, I think you can kiss her in the DLC though.

>>712991325
Emotional abuse is extremely subjective. What counts for emotional abuse for one person wont count for another

>>712991626
Assuming its actual abuse and not an attempt to gain economical or other boons, don't forget that part.

You know what they say about blue women...

>>712991835
SCALY ASS

>>712991835
That they're all whores.

>>712990768
Based, duty first. For humanity.

>>712992707
>Michael Jackson
>human
bitch is a bunch of goop made in a tube. she has more in-common with ice cream than humans

>>712992707
>500x281
aieeeeee

>>712978093
Why are we like this boys?

>>712992824
Oh I have a tube between my legs too alright!
A tube goes into another tube. It's a series of tubes!

>>712992707
it's shepards duty to turn jack into a baby factory for human biotic gods to be completely honest

KAI LENG'D

>>712993110
He needs to get out of the rubble first. What the fuck will happen to new ME...

>>712975323 (OP)
I love her so much

Thank you for the Mirandas/Yvonnes in this thread

>>712993526
Aye Aye, sir.

>>712993803
Based.


By the way, dudes, are there any links to download Mass Effect Fighters Alliance v1.1 fan game? It's about, well, fightercraft.
But with Bioware forums gone I can't find any other links to it.

ngl I'd fuck the shit out of Miranda but couldn't commit to her. Her shadow broker dossier burned that bridge.

>>712994404
Infertility?

>>712994472
Even worse, she used space Tinder

>>712988883
>lesbian coded
it's not "lesbian coded", She literally states that she's been with girls in the past too. She was supposed to be bi like Liara. And Tali too actually but the VA chimped out because of her christcuckoldry.

>>712991457
Aroused

>>712994595
Still, smaller body count than your average American teenage girl.

>>712994901
Thats a good thing

>>712994901
>but the VA chimped out because of her christcuckoldry.
and that's a good thing

>>712994595
Tinder swipes don't necessarily imply sex, you know. And she IS a spy.

>>712994901
wtf i like tali now
also lots of girls have a """lesbian""" phase but are 100% straight

>>712994901
>but the VA chimped out because of her christcuckoldry.
Based, +1 for bucketfags.

>>712993803
Do you have the spider one or the pie in the face one?

>>712992159
*except Liara

>>712975323 (OP)
>Am I the only one here who romanced this psycho?

No, I did on my first few playthroughs then I went blue. Wait nvm at the start, I was a huge talifag.

>>712991835
>>712995574
her skin must be so unpleasant to touch

>>712995710
for you

>>712995710
Actually they look not unlike leather, or something into that direction. It's hard to say what it's like.
It's clearly skin, not scales or anything of the sort, closer to humans than not, but lacks certain normal softness.
I'd imagine it's due to sharp reliance on biotics but primarily it's due to some aquatic origin.
I'd think up something better but I lack dermatological knowledge necessary.
It likely is soft but in unusal manner.

>>712995051
Her mammaries look so round and soft! Damn it!

>>712997848
Well, we're not getting her back, so I can't see what this franchise has to offer me anymore.

>>712998152
It was nice while it lasted.

>romancing tali
>stick my dick into Jack
>can still continue romancing tali without any consequences

>>712999353
>romancing jack
>stick my dick into jack
>jack doesn't want to romance you anymore
best girl

lmao

Reminder that Liara is more affectionate in the 3 the more loyal you are

>>712999695
>Infiltrator Shepard.png
ayy lmao

>>712999152
It would have been nice if it didn't last 1 game and 5 minutes out of the second game.
You'd think there'd be more you ca do with a character like her.
But Bioware knows best, am I right?
So apparently they are down to a couple dozen employees, after peaking out at 500, and Bioware Edmonton is now just EA Edmonton.

>>712986940
By calling him a "her", aren't you perpetuating the insanity you're talking about?

Why hasn't any other company came up with waifu space opera after ME died?

>>712999821
Eh, things were going sideways for a long time. Bioware was already not itself by 2012.
>You'd think there'd be more you ca do with a character like her.
Frankly I don't know why she wasn't in 3 to any larger extent. Time limits? Cutbacks? New plot makers wiping the board?

>>713000440
Why would they? Space operas aren't easy to make. And Mass Effect was destined to be made, like some others.

>>712999821
>make it so everyone can die in the final mission
>that means almost everyone who's there only has minor roles in the next game
>also introduce new characters nobody really cares about in the finale
>even though everyone will do everything to keep the crew alive anyway
honestly annoying

>>712980384
Based

I did it worse. I played female Shepherd and whored her out to the weird reptilian assassin just to get the achievement. Felt so wrong.

>>712999896
I’m not going to pretend that men are women, but I’m also a nerd and I believe in transhumanism and fantasy and that nerds can be whoever and whatever they want. I actually want a world where men can turn into women if they want, but we’re obviously just not there, so I approach it with that attitude.

>>712994404
Miranda's ass was THAT big?!

>>713002275
Gentically engineered for peak (anal) human performance

>>712989528
Damn fox news was a force for good back then

>>712989528
>pansexual