Thread 712982529

>game where you can fuck your bathtub
>it has a female-gaze artstyle
grim

I don't want to fuck an anthropomorphized bathtub, I want to fuck a bathtub with a cute face on it.

>>712982529 (OP)
This immediately reminded me of the Dishonored keyhole where you can watch a woman bath

western ironic VNs are a blight

>>712982529 (OP)
What's even the point if nothing about her says "bathtub"? Just a bitch who dresses weirdly

>>712985245
What? She's wearing bathrobe with soap bubbles lining, her shoulders have faucets and she's "talking" on a douche. Have you never seen a bathtub in your life?

>>712986023
Are you a fucking retard. She's a woman wearing bathtub shit, she isn't a living bathtub holy fuck you are stupid

>>712986023
you're on 4chan, the answer is more likely to be a "No"

>>712986232
Another retard. Jesus Christ.
>>712985245
>nothing about HER
AS IN HER BODY
YOU FUCKING RETARDS
NOTHING ABOUT HEEEEEER SAYS BATHTUB

>>712983363
>she turns you down
>killing her ends the game
LAME

>>712985245
>>712986023
>>712986228
This thread is gold

I miss video games.

>Tumblr/"safe horny" art style
>Literal trigger warning mechanic
>Characters range from fully dressed person with her shoulder revealed to a bald black obese woman in a wheelchair
>Voiced by the usual Western VA's
>The men and obviously not humans have less clothes on than the women
This coming out the same timeframe as Stellar Blade is such a clash

Crazy how dating sims are all either tumblrshit or WEG goblina tier, no inbetween.

I'm tired of humanized and anthropomorphic trash.
If you want a bathtub dating option, make it a sapient bathtub.

>>712988072
why cant the west just make persona 4 again without browns in it?

>>712985245
You can say that for half of the gacha games out there. No one cares if it's not a perfect representation, just if they are hot enough to fug.

>>712982529 (OP)
this is the third thread I've seen about this game in the past week and I assume you're behind all 3, anon

>>712982529 (OP)
Why is her water/skin brown?
Does this take place in India?

>>712987980
>bald black obese woman in a wheelchair
Post her, I wanna see. That sort of shit is comical to the point of parody.

>>712982529 (OP)
The rating says strong sexual references.
Is that it? Theres no nudity or sex scenes? What about the dlc, the latina looks nice but without nudity why bother?

>>712982529 (OP)
>Bathtub girl is black
That shit makes no sense nigga she should have completely white skin and hair, make her look like she's made out of porcelain.
You want a black girl? Coffee maker.

>>712982529 (OP)
>tumblr artstyle

>>712982529 (OP)
who's the artist? The style seems familiar

>>712988470
The coffee maker is a nondescript brown Australian tranny barista.

would you a zesty niggas?

>>712989217
Is everything a nog?

>>712982529 (OP)
Is this a porn game?

>>712989336
The majority of npcs are, yes.

>>712989370
>all of the objects you own are black
lol

>>712988470
It's really bad art design. She looks more like a sink than a bathtub, she should be fat as fuck.

>>712989592
Also the way she's holding the shower head like a phone combined with the thing on the top of her head makes her look like she's supposed to be a phone. I knew the game's concept so when I first glanced at the image that's what I thought she was until I parsed the image more and noticed the bubbles and faucet.

>>712989476
>/v/ just starts to torch their rooms after playing it

>>712982529 (OP)
I bet you could fuck your bathtub in deltarune

>>712989592
The sink is a sink.
https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/video-games/Date-Everything/

>>712989992
ugliest fucking designs I've ever seen, thanks. none of this shit looks good. I like the token sailor moon rip off that's put in there as a joke which looks better than the actual artists' dogshit style.

>>712982529 (OP)
>Tumblr artstyle
>Safehorny femalegaze
>It's just brown people in weird clothing loosely inspired by some object instead of actually trying to be over the top / degenerate and have it be either actual objects or objects but slightly more humanoid like toaster as a robot or curtains/sheets/towels simply tied to look humanoid, fucking anything that requires some creativity or sincerity in the premise
Trash.
Literally just "X but anime girl" garbage but even worse because that at least looks cute, this is equally as original (so not at all) but at the same time hideous.

>>712989992
EVEN IN AN INDIE GAME I CAN'T ESCAPE HER

Why does the west only know how to make ironic VNs?

>>712982529 (OP)
>>712990265
Who the fuck funded this shit? I refuse to believe this is a first game of an indie studio. There must have been some UE/USAID funding involved

How the fuck do you come up with a premise like this and not make it lewd? What a waste.

>>712990265
The fact that I can't instantly identify what each of these are meant to be means that they're abject design failures. I think Scandalabra is meant to be a candlestick? But I base that as much on his name as anything else. Same with Washford and Drysdale, I assume they're supposed to be towels?

>>712990785
its made by asexual nonbinary fat whales with mohawk and tatoos on their face

>>712982529 (OP)
I can respect Date Everything in concept. I can even respect it a lot.
But I'm still very confused. How does anyone who isn't a bisexual enjoy Date Everything? I'd expect it to be a niche hit among bisexuals. Super popular with them and then ignored by everyone else.

But somehow it's a top ranking game on steam and played all over twitch and it's getting tons of attention all over online. And people who presumably aren't bisexuals appear to enjoy it.
And that I don't get.

>>712989992
>devs hired fucking Dante Basco
I feel sorry for him

>>712990998
>And people who presumably aren't bisexuals appear to enjoy it.
Well in theory you can just focus on your preferred sex. Course depending on how the game handles things it could result in alot of
>for fuck sake the chair is another dude
>come on get this conversation over with so I can check something else

>>712982529 (OP)
>could have played it straight like Hatoful Boyfriend
>they pussied out in the worst way possible
wasted potential, I wanted a romcom with my toaster, not some retard cosplaying as one

>>712982639
This

>>712986228
you want to fuck a fucking monster?!

I prefer Henshi~n!!! ~Pantsu ni Natte Kunkun Peropero~
Where you become random objects and fuck women instead

>>712992525
sounds like a fun time

I'm tired of ironic ugly VNs.
If you want to make a game where you date and fuck objects in your house, just do that. Making them ugly brown people loses out of the gate.

>>712982529 (OP)
>all these big names
I dread to think about how expensive this game was

>>712982529 (OP)
Play the better game this piece of DEI dogshit is ripping off. Also play their other games like >>712992525 recommends

>>712990806
As a guess
>record player (most obvious one)
>chandelier
>fire alarm (obvious)
>bathroom soap dish?!
>diary (obvious)
>some glitchy VHS tape?
>sushi platter?
>tennis racket
>teddy bear (obvious)
>action figures
>washing machine
>tumble dryer

>>712990449
The issue has never been Debra's voice as she's actually a decent voice actress. People are just tired of seeing her face scanned, which fortunately has not happened here.

>>712982529 (OP)
Is Lainey one of the artist in this?

>>712996216
I immediately thought the same.

>>712989370
> The majority of npcs are, yes.
No, I mean in the game

>>712996325
nice one

>>712989992
Kiera Please suck my cock

>>712995796
The pink haired one on the left is a buttplug that goes by they/them

>>712982529 (OP)
is this one of those games that nobody pays any attention to except for ragebaiting /v/tards?

>>712996901
Oh I'm sure it'll get awards

>>712996901
Expect it to be shilled super hard with how many union VAs it has

>>712990449
>/ourgirl/ is in
I will now buy your game

>>712982639
the most correct opinion.
FPBP

>>712990265
Whose the artist though? I swear this person has done at least one porn game before but I looked through my archives and couldn't find it.

>>712990785
There's flirting and sexual innuendo but it's meant for commercial success, not to be a niche game only played by gooners. It's a dramedy game.

>>712990806
Turntable
Candelabra
Smoke Detector
Bed (frame & mattress)
Diary
Computer Virus? This is the only one I didn't see in the game
Box of sex toys
Plastic Figurine
Teddy bear
Clothes hangers
Washer
Dryer

Why do women worship ugliness?

>>712990998
Mostly because it's more about being funny than deep. All the dateables are just player-sexual, so you can pick and choose which one you want to Love, leave the rest Friends, or Hate some of them.

>>712993587
It can't have been much. The game's director and executive producer is a VA himself.

>>712995249
>Mid-90s moe overload aesthetic
No thanks. That shit was old by 2005.

>>712998037
So it's shit

>>712982639
This, go all the way or fuck off with your quirky bullshit.

>>712986275
This anon is right. She should have pale white skin (not black), faucet for a mouth to fuck, ears or nipples as hot/cold faucet handles, and a drain stopper as a butt plug

>>712985245
it's just a shit design, there's no particular point to it.

>>712997825
>but it's meant for commercial success
What happened to "sex sells?"

Tv and film can fill themselves with nude scenes and still be seen as commercially viable. Hell last I checked porn games supposedly can make the devs a lot of money.

>It's a dramedy game.
Yes, what a waste.

This just seems like a worse Kitsune Kitchen.

>>712998939
>Tv and film can fill themselves with nude scenes and still be seen as commercially viable.
Because, as the masses deem it, TV and film are for refined, mature adults and video games are for children.

>>712998015
They don't worship it. Every man in the game is very conventionally attractive, the point is to make all the women look hideous because that raises the social status of the hamplanet in her mind, because she's "more attractive than a video game character".

>>712989217
Might have to pick this thang up