Thread 712982897

Stelly Boobs coming to Switch 2

>>712982897 (OP)
Based

>>712982897 (OP)
don't think sony would allow it

>>712983142
snoy can seethe all it wants they dont own it

>thanks for the money Sony, PC and Switch 2 are way better than your shit though lmao
alright nikkeman is pretty based

You can have it I didn't want it anyway

>>712983336
>kvetching pclard

>>712982897 (OP)
You faggots convinced me there were tits in this. You faggots convinced me there were sex and nudity. That there was goon content. That there were hairy assholes and plump pussies. I paid full price and saw none of that. I saw more porn in shitty Liberal Twitter games. I hate you all.

>>712983742
>pclard
Hm? What? I love my switch 2 dawg. Although yeah I'm probably gonna play stelly on PC once it hits like 50 bucks instead of 70 since it's still stronger than the 2. I'm glad it was actually successful on other platforms after PS5 failed to prop it up.

>>712982897 (OP)
>instead of giving the employees bonus pay, oh woops we bought you a shitty SHITCH instead.

>>712982897 (OP)
They have a Switch 2 dev kit. We don't know for sure that it's Stellar Blade, considering that's not the only thing Shift Up has done or will do.

>>712982897 (OP)
Good for them

>>712983142
Sony doesn't own the IP.
With rising development costs, not enough people buy PlayStations to justify only releasing your games there exclusively, not even Sony can do it because their games don't sell enough.

>>712983917
>Eric already malding
kek you lost and got raped

>Stellar Blade gets Nintendo content like Bayo did
Imagine

>>712985037
Zero Suit Eve would probably kill trillions.

>>712982897 (OP)
This is good. It means more people can enjoy Eve's game.

>>712985191
Game gets a ton of hate as it is tho

>>712982897 (OP)
Is this the stolen Switch 2 shipment?

>>712985259
I don't think that would happen in Korea tbdesu

>>712983917
They got PS5 Pro's too.

>>712985191
The shitposting will stop immediately as it launches on Switch 2.

>>712985191
more like suddenly the hating schizos pretend to love it

Xbox bros................................................

>>712985037
NINTENDO! Give me Pyra & Mythra outfits for the SW2 Stellar Blade port and my life is yours!

Nikkeman should visit Xbox studios next, offer them a summer training course or something.

>>712985398
All shilling and shitposting ends once a game gets announced for switch. Hm, how interesting. Almost as if it's entirely falseflagging by a few retards.

>>712985037
I can imagine Pokegirl constumes as far as the eye can see.

>>712985463
What can a man do against such reckless coom?

>>712985463
Korea and Japan linked up! Need it or keep it?

>>712985490
I'm not celebrating early anyway, first responses coming through that this report isn't accurate

>>712982897 (OP)
hmmm

>>712985619
I honestly don't care. It's good to see good games do good.

nikkers should make a co-op third person shooter like the last descendant but good and with fat bitches in it

>>712983742
>PCtards are mad that they...got the best version of the game

>>712983865
It sold 1 million on the PS5 tho. That's pretty good

>>712986986
>That's pretty good
Considering it sold 2 million on PC in 1/10th of the time, no, no it's not.

>>712987095
Have you considered the fact that no one knew about Stellar Blade before it launched on PS5?

>>712982897 (OP)
>300
didn't just 3000 Switch get stolen?

>>712985631
My first thiught for some reason.
Also cant wait for bayo, zss and peach costumes.

Imagine playing SB on that shitty tiny tablet. Street Fighter 6 was already an embarassment.

>>712987176
And...?

>>712984465
It isn't justified for Switch2 either. There are only a few million Switch 2 user yet. Porting to S2 will come with some optimization effort.
It would only make sense if they can shit out a port very soon to be one of the first games on the platform. The chinks already bought Stellar Blade.

>>712982897 (OP)
Nintendies are going to be gooning on the switch 2, confirmed.

>>712986986
It sold 2 millions on PS5.
>>712987095
It sold 1 million on PC. But that one million was in like 3 days compared to the PS5 which took like a week.

>>712987527
Lol, it took a month and a half to get 1 million on PS5, and half a week to get to 3 million total 4 days after the PC release. Stop the cope doc.

>>712982897 (OP)
Finally, tendies can stop seething in every stellar blade thread.

>>712987597
No one is coping doc

>>712985037
KOREAN PRINCESS PEACH!

>>712982897 (OP)
will be 40fps max but cyberpunk looks ok

>>712987717
>40fps
You mean 60? SB runs on GTX 1660 TI at 70 fps. Realistically, Shift UP could push for native 1440p60 on the Switch 2 or 4K/1440P DLSS if they're remotely competent on the port

>>712988127
>SB runs on GTX 1660 TI at 70 fps.
At what settings?

>>712982897 (OP)
Imagine being an adult and being given a fucking switch 2 at your job instead of money

>>712985037
my dick would explode but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

>>712987345
seethe harder snoy you lost

>>712988305
They got rewarded with a PS5 pro earlier. Now they have two platforms instead of one unlike most anons on this board.

>>712983142
Sony's entire strategy recently is "release old games everywhere so people FOMO into buying your console to play the new one"

>>712988305
It’s like when they give you food

>>712988453
wow they're so luuuuucky to have all those toys

ITT: snoys are malding

this is so sad
Sony did the marketing and funding to make this game what it is and they just backstab them

>>712982897 (OP)
I already have the game on ps5 but i might double dip if they port it and if look decent

Watch all the anti Stellar Blade threads disappear once this happens. Tendies are so predictable.

>>712989590
You and your falseflagging lost Eric

>>712989621
There's STILL elden ring hate threads even after the switch 2 version was announced so i don't know what the fuck is he seriously talking about.

>>712989621
Who the fuck is Eric?
>>712989703
False

>>712987448
Nintendo owns Japan, if any country wants to sell there then they need to port games to Switch 2, it's as shrimple as that

>>712987176
>have you considered the fact that a game that didn't exist didn't have sales
no shit?

>>712990181
>>712987448
Shiftup should try to take advantage of the lack of bigger budget games on switch 2 anyway. But they need to make sure everything works as good as i can on that platform, a rushed product isn't good for them at all.

>>712990181
Apple owns japan, Switch is a joke in comparison. Uma Musume has more players in japan than every single Nintendo game in existence.
If you want to have the japanese audience then port it to iphone.

>>712982897 (OP)
I doubt it, The game is a Playstation published game

>>712990812
This is /v/ not /g/

>>712990812
yeah, it worked great for Capcom

>>712988305
Assuming they're actually developing something for it that seems pretty smart. Make sure all your employees are familiar with the platform

>>712990854
Sony already published games on Nintendo before. The horizon lego game. And publish doesn't mean anything when nobody wants to release exclusives on Sony anymore, pretty much everyone wants better deals and eventually multiplats.

>play the game on shit 2
>can't even mod it
What's the point?

>>712990880
and it won't work for Stellar Blade because phone zoomers actually have no shortage of scantily clad gigatits and ass.

>>712990950
for smaller indie like games sure, but AAA level ones nah

>>712991098
What? Horizon is one of the biggest franchises Sony has

>>712990812
>Apple owns japan
Oh God what is this faggot cope? Apple anything is TERIBLE for gaming which is why the switch sold as well as it did over there.

>>712983736
>It was never good anyway!
Ah, the good old Persona 5 treatment

>>712991302
it was a fucking lego game

>>712982897 (OP)
total sony death lmao
still not playing this soulslop btw

>>712985037
My life for a Daisy Doro.

>>712991357
every single time lmao

>>712982897 (OP)
>no jiggle/censored
>15-30fps
>no mods
lol

>>712982897 (OP)
Nier Automata was ported to Switch, SB is just a Nier clone so it's not surprising

Zero Suit Raven...

>>712990945
Yeah it's not like they're working all day every day on dev kits

>>712991384
Okay wait and see what happens when Sony's handheld flops. More Sony games will come.

>>712985463
I have a gut feeling that Nintendo wouldn’t allow it even though Monolith themselves would be more than happy to do a collab.

>>712983142
lol