Thread 712983014

OHNONONONONONONO...
Frenchsissies...what's our cope??

I WON

>>712983014 (OP)
Ports shouldn’t count towards final rankings

People will forget about TotK in a month again.

>>712983167
People forgot the French game a month ago

I mean Tears of the Kingdom is an amazing game and E33 has some glaring issues but it's a remaster, I'm not sure it's entirely fair. Funny though. This is entirely a bait thread to attempt to stir up shit by the way, don't fall for it.

>>712983290
Both games are great. E33 seems to be getting a Switch 2 port so I highly recommend that to Nintenbros.

The 4K/60fps edtion of TotK is legit incredible.

i refuse to play the new zelda games for the simple fact that the weapons break, what dogshit mechanic

i liked them both but for different reasons

>>712983446
>The 4K/60fps edtion of TotK is legit incredible.
It's only 1080p internally. DLSS isn't magic.

>>712983290
Oh when I say glaring issues I don't mean it's bad, it's a very good game. I just don't enjoy the generic UE5 look and the UI for timed hits is weirdly "unhaptic".

>>712984073
It's not upscaled in docked mode actually.

>>712983014 (OP)
What new content did they add in the switch2 version?

I fucking hate Zelda fans. I FUCKING HATE THEM ALL!

>>712984224
A lot of new voiced lore snippets, but it's mostly a straight performance upgrade with some graphical tweaks like improved reflections and shadows.

OHNONONONONOOOOO DONT LOOK SLOPSCURA E33SISTERS

I don't get why they're giving it lower scores, these games are still 10/10, GOAT. This is why I hate critics. Nothing they do or say makes any sense.

>>712983290
>I mean Tears of the Kingdom is an amazing game
LOL, no its not

>>712984463
>its
ESLs don't get to judge games they haven't played.

>>712983251
>daily threads
>forgotten
cope tendie

>>712983014 (OP)
And neither deserves it.

>>712984307
? So its the same game? No new content?

>>712983446
I'm held off really getting into TotK specifically for this.

>>712984545
your tranny generals and bait threads don’t count

Having played and enjoyed E33 and Tears, it's a shame. They're both excellent games. I'm not sure you can count a remaster as a new release even if the major issue (performance) is fixed. But I guess remasters are counted in general. Hats off to the Frenchies for making a great Paper Mario title. I give it an Actual Good Game/Sticker Star

>>712983631
you play like dogshit if you fear that you run out of weapons. the only inconvenience is that it won't automatically swap to the next weapon in your equipment. your damage doesnt matter either, you can only level your HP and stamina anyway

>>712984697
shame about the hideous tranny charcters and awful story

>>712983014 (OP)
>critic score
Literally who cares

>>712983014 (OP)
>people can't just enjoy good vidya
>gotta be a competition who has the best vidya
You should've stopped with this stupid shit once you went past the age of 12.

>>712984779
you apparently

>60$ DLC vs 40$ game
Mmmmh

>>712984745
>hideous tranny charcters
ESLism aside, I don't much like the look of E33 either, but it's a small team, the generic human look is what you can do well if you (unfortunately) use UE5
>awful story
I thought it was ok actually.

>>712983014 (OP)
Thats stupid and shouldn't count
t. TotK enjoyer

>>712984807
I don't, but thanks I really need the (you)

>>712984892
>le small teamarino so it’s okay if it’s hideous
get new material sis
>I t-think it w-was o-okay!!!
you’re a retarded tranny so of course you think that

>>712984986
>t. literal who who cares

>>712984992
Odd angle. Thread isn't going the way you wanted it to?

Wow, i can't believe nintendolife, nintendo gamer, nintendo force and the 20 other nintendo only review sites gave it 10/10! That's crazy, who would have though.

>>712985053
and there’s the e33slopper cope

>>712983446
Posts a 1080 that looks like shit, NintenBro your glasses?

>samefagging both sides to make it seem there's a rivalry
enjoyable attempt. I own a Switch 2 and I think Miyamoto should get off his ass and make a Mario RPG that's as good as E33 by the waaaay

>>712984586
>So its the same game? No new content?

Nope same game, just visual and performance improvements. You can listen to extra lore snippets if you want.

>>712985262
Switch 2 compresses images when uploading to the internet. I don't make the rules.

>>712985474
Listening about Zeldas deformed asshole really does make it worth being the GOTY of 2025
Thanks nintendo

Uh oh, seething!

>>712983014 (OP)
Why the fuck is a port from 3 years ago getting a rating bump? It’s the exact same game with literally no changes except muh 60fps

>>712983014 (OP)
I'm tired of the nintendo bonuses lads

>>712985840
That's right. They should all go to TLOU remastered remade. Wait, the bonus isn't real and a cope I made up to convince myself the games were secretly le bad?

So this is the power of tendies...not bad.

>>712985871
Its not a bad game. You can argue that it feels more like the game is DLC to botw but thats another point. It just isnt a game released in 2025 and even if it was being released today it wouldnt be GOTY

>>712985508
It compresses them in general upon screenshotting. It's laughable when even the PS4 allowed PNG dumps that you can slap on a USB stick.

>>712985970
nigga of course it isn't goty. No one except clickbait farmers thinks the score for a remaster applies for the score of the game itself. Take it up with the retards at metacritic.

>>712985972
You'll live.

>>712983251
3 months and counting.

>>712983014 (OP)
Nintendies are out of control. They will literally buy the same 3 year old slop and praise it, like it's the best thing ever.
>>712983156
Yeah, it's kind of bullshit. If it was a dlc/xpack I could understand it, but it's the same fucking game.

>>712983014 (OP)
You really can just slap the Nintendo brand on the most generic slop possible and have people pretend it's a masterpiece, huh

>>712986056
I've only gotten to like halfway through I wanted to ask, is there a way to turn off those ugly rhombuses that appear to cue your inputs? A mod? I'd love if it was a bit more subtle.

>>712986083
>Nintendies are out of control. They will literally buy the same 3 year old slop and praise it, like it's the best thing ever.

You do understand it's not "Nintendies" reviewing the fucking games, right?

>>712983290
>I mean Tears of the Kingdom is an amazing game
lol
lmao even

>>712983014 (OP)
>Spend $2b on an multi month long internet wide shill campaign
>Still lose
lol
lmao
rofl

Me on the left. I hated this shitty game. First Zelda I'd say is actually trash.

>thread is civil for too long.
>suddenly console war retards
You're not subtle. Posting on cool down too.

>>712983014 (OP)
clair 33 fags are insufferable and deserve to get BTFO

>>712986102
>TotK
>most generic slop possible

This is where I ask you to name a single game like TotK. The only thing even remotely close is BotW.

Waifufag coomers lost
Actual gameplay won
Nature is healing

>>712984531
you are brown

>>712984531
>its
>it's
>it is

>>712986164
>>712986206
Mighty sus senpai

>>712983014 (OP)
>Nintendo Bonus.
What's new?

>>712984545
TOTK gets daily threads thanks to the resident lolcow.

>>712984545
Paid for shill threads populated by retarded coomers fawning over waifu pornslop
And you still lost

>>712986197
Banjo Kazuya nuts and bolts
Bad Piggies
And yeah, that's it

>>712986231
>>712986234
its
Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more
determiner
belonging to or associated with a thing previously mentioned or easily identified.
"turn the camera on its side"
belonging to or associated with a child or animal of unspecified sex.

My lovely saars, "its" is possessive. "It's" is the contraction of "it is." Report back to your supervisor.

>>712983014 (OP)
>actually go look
>critic score is 95 to 93 in favor of Nuts and Bolts of the Kingdom
>user score is a 9.7 to 8.7 in favor of COE33
every fucking time

Damn, I can see why nobody likes tendies now. Celebrating your rehashed slop getting the usual critic circlejerk over actual kino is shameful desu.

>>712986376
Critics have far more taste than an audience [/v/] who is content to give a 10 to whatever has tits

>>712986424
Forspoken lost
Concord lost
Veilguard lost
Sony lost
"journalists" lost

>>712986423
Bafflingly grim to see the coom brained white knighting their porn addiction

>>712986423
Your samefagged posts aren't "tendies" lil bro.

>>712986369
are you retarded?

>>712983014 (OP)
It will be even funnier when Donkey Kong and Metroid both do this

>>712983631
>Lack of traditional dungeons
>Weak story pacing and minimal narrative engagement
>Breakable weapons discourage experimentation
>Sparse enemy variety leads to repetitive combat
>Copy-pasted shrines with uninspired design
>Empty overworld despite massive size
>Exploration rarely yields meaningful rewards
>No real character or combat progression
>Underwhelming, forgettable boss fights
Objectivelly SHIT game, but it baby's (tendie) first open world game so it's "OMG GAME OF THE DECADE!1!".

>>712986498
Are you? It isn't
>no its not
It's
>No, it's not.
The GAME (it) IS NOT.
It is not.
It's not.

>>712986490
>>712986492
tendies spotted

>>712986556
You know if you stop fapping and start playing actual games you can get some of your brain power back.

>>712986032
I like to shitpost with quality source images, not 70% JPGs downscaled.

>>712986556
>Objectivelly
>it baby's

>>712986152
>He believes that critics cannot be fanboys.
lol

>>712986424
You faggots literally chose the bear in BG3

>>712983446
>botw 1.1 at 4k 60fps
welcome to cemu ten years ago!

>>712986365
Shows how much of a retard you are.

>>712986616
Ok, but what about disproving my aeguments instead of acting like a little bitch, tendie?

>>712984531
eslGODS won thoughy

>>712986726
Are you okay?
Do you need a nap or something?
You're getting all worked up, making typos and getting upset, maybe you should go back to your circle jerk porn generals.

>aeguments
Wipe your tears broski. No need to cry just because your thread failed and we think E33 is good.

>>712986665
BotW is also on Switch 2.

40K
60fps
Improved draw distance
No pop in
No crashes or glitches
HDR

Why aren't you playing the best version of this masterpiece?

2 BILLION
MULTI MONTH
MARKETING
COOMER SLOP
STILL LOST

>>712986556
These are either;

Not criticisms
Blatant lies
Gibberish shitposting

Wew.

>>712986778
Ok. I still won though, because you literally cannot disprove any of my points.
Your beloved game is overrated shit and you're cattle.

>attempt to make a consolewar thread
>fail miserably
Man these new shills are so much worse than the old ones. Did they get a pay cut after failing to stop the switch2?

>>712986895
Possibly the most embarrassing thing I'll read today.

>>712986864
>no u

ERIC LOST AND GOT RAPED

>>712986937
>>712986982
Definitely not a samefag having a melty bros, totally organic.

Ignoring it being a port, surprised that a 93 is the highest game of the year. Even Metaphor which lost last year had a 94

>>712987047
You lost and got raped, eric

>>712987047
I have no fucking idea who Eric is, but alright. Easier to dismiss valid criticism than facing reality.
Underage fags man

France loves Zelda. Hyrule is rightful French clay

>>712987197
France also loves niggers, so they taste for shit is pretty evident.

>melting down and calling other people with his name
>buttbuddy playing dumb
it's the same routine every fucking day lmao

>>712983014 (OP)
Let’s see
ToTK
>95 Critic score (75 without the Nintendo Bonus + Zelda bonus)
>8.6 User score (6.6 after removing bonus points)
E33:
>93 Critic score
>9.7 User score
Looks like OP is full of shit. E33 is miles ahead of ToTK once you remove the bonus points.

>>712987287
>she has to make up fake scores to cope.

Oh lawdy!!

>>712983446
It's 1440p you stupid niggers.

>>712986376
Once you take out the tendietax ToTK should be 8.5 max kek

>>712986720
bad Piggies ass blasted you that much I see

>>712987583
>It's 1440p you stupid niggers.

It outputs at 4K docked. By your logic the emulated PC version only runs at 720p

>>712987714
Holy shit, I guess if I run 720p on a 4K monitor, I'm technically outputting 4K, wow!

>>712983446
>The 4K/60fps edtion of TotK is legit incredible.
Kek, Nintendrónes think 1440p is 4k.

>real video game
vs
>copycat cinematic woke DEI slop
bruh... this ain't even a competition

>>712983014 (OP)
I have tendie fatigue.

>>712983014 (OP)
Bought and paid for.

>>712987965

They're both amazing, you're a faggot.

>>712987890
1440p upscaled to 4K is better than the 720p upscaled to 4K that PC fatties have been jizzing over. Sorry you played an inferior version of this masterpiece.

How do tendies even cope with the fact that the latest entry in their main series didn't have a fraction of the cultural impact of a random RPG made by french weebs?

>>712983014 (OP)
>TOTK clears per usual
Ah yessir

>>712987714
No, by his logic the emulated PC version runs at 4k.
The remake is output at a lower res upscaled to higher res but it's still lower res. It's just scaled up.
The emulated version renders at 4k. The raw footage is being put out in 4k, it's not being scaled up.
Stop screeching "By your logic" you tech-illiterate digitard.

>>712988152
No, they're not both amazing. Take your medication. This woke DEI slop is only promoted by subhumans here
KYS

>>712987338
Anon, everyone knowns critics give bonus points to Nintendo games. It’s been a thing for literal decades.
When ever a Nintendo made game or a multiplat game is made, the Nintendo game or the version made for the Nintendo console gets a bonus 10 points.

>>712983631
this but unironically
>see a bunch of enemies guarding a chest
>don’t fight them because I don’t want to lose my weapon again
oh well, I don’t need the 5 arrows of said chest anyway

>>712987287
>Alicia's game 190 points.
>Zelda's game 181 points
It's clear who's superior.

>>712988152
No they're not. Movieslop is cancer and should be banned.
With that said, modern zelda shit are also not "real games"

>it took nitedo 10 years, remaking the same game twice, re-releasing it twice, and upgrading it again for the new platform which still cant hit 60fps
>to beat a tiny 30 person team

it is so fucking over for 'aaa'

>>712988192
>How do tendies even cope with the fact that the latest entry in their main series didn't have a fraction of the cultural impact of a random RPG made by french weebs?

The fuck are you talking about? Do think we'll be having daily E33 threads in two years?

now remove the paid shilling and E33 is down to 6/10 where it belongs

>>712988469
This

>>712988358
>simple game made for little kids
vs
>mature, well-crafted labor of love
Apples and oranges

>>712983014 (OP)
>rerelease
kek

>>712986083
To be fair, the original TotK was a dlc/xpac.

>>712988513
>simple game made for little kids

>>712983014 (OP)
E33cucks deserved this

Imagine your life being a constant mental breakdown because (insert game here) was successful.
What a pathetic existence.

>>712983446
seeing some bro like this anon express an unapologetic love for vidya and hopes other people try his favorite vidya only to get dunked on by a ton of cynical replies is one of the most disheartening parts of modern /v/

why does such a fun and uplifting hobby have to be boiled down into retarded high school cliques and labels and drama? why can't we all just play the good shit we love and try and share it with others who may enjoy it just as much?

>>712988619
And I should give a shit about the opinions of a fat, balding, mantits soicuck because...?
Ugly people are wrong by default

It’s genuinely amazing how quickly the “hype” for E33 died despite being this supposed artistic masterpiece. Haven’t seen a post-release dip in interest this bad since Wukong.

>>712983014 (OP)
Not in the only score that matters.

>>712988790
I'm very much like that anon.
I forced myself through 30 hours of Breath of the Wild, hoping it would eventually click, but it never did.
It's frustrating because I genuinely can't understand what people love about it so much. To me, it feels inferior in almost every way to games released over a decade ago.
Try telling that to Nintendo fans, though. They can't handle objective criticism about their favorite game without throwing a temper tantrum like children. It's honestly pathetic.
I despise normies and the herd mentality, and to me, this feels like a clear case of "the emperor has no clothes."

>>712983014 (OP)
Two month reign after the astroturf*

>>712989067
>trusting user scores in a post The Last of Us 2 score corrections
lol lmao. User scores have been artificially higher than they should be for years

>>712986246
>He still thinks that Nintendo bonus exists after last week.

Come up with better excuses next time.

>>712989117
I don't have nearly that same amount of spite or disdain towards fans of the game. I really enjoyed BotW myself but I also completely understand why it's so divisive; I loved the sandboxy open world and stuff, but I'm also a giant Zelda 1 fag and seeing it be translated into a modern game was very satisfying for me. I think the open world is either going to be atmospheric and relaxing, or just bone dead empty and slow and pointless feeling depending on your tastes. I liked how simple and streamlined the open world world approach was, too; parts of it almost felt like one of those old Powder sandbox games on the internet, messing around with random elements and interactions to do shit. That's just me though, hope it sheds some light as to why people might find it fun.

Again though I don't really see herd mentality in it much, just people who are different than me potentially liking things that are different than me. It's neat you gave the game a shot; my game like that is Super Metroid. I beat it like 3 times and I still just find it to be a generally really good game and not an absolute masterpiece.

>>712983014 (OP)
Soon DK Bananza will be higher rated too.

>>712983014 (OP)

No one even remembers that Zelda game any more but Nintendo. You waiting six years just so you could explore more of the same empty map, just underground and above ground.

>>712983014 (OP)
Tendies are getting uppity again?

I SHALL REMIND THEM

>>712983014 (OP)
TotK came out in 2023.
A port coming out in a given year does not mean the game is from that year.

>>712988431
Yes obviously, it's an iconic game in the vein of Disco Elysium that will stand out as one of the greats of this gen. Meanwhile TotK is one of the least liked entries in the franchise.

i just purchased toad amiibo for 25bucks

>>712989489
Tears outsold it and has a higher meta. Cope western tranny dev slopper

>>712989372
Lol no, Nintendo made enemy of they whole western journos industry, Switch 2 launch was a full frontal assault, they are going to look any reason to undermine Nintendo.

>>712989489
>tfw your """kino"""" Zelda game just lost to bear sex

>>712989067
Use scores are useless because console warring faggots simply review bomb them.

Metacritic had to publicly expunge THOUSANDS of 0/10 reviews from salty snoys back in 2017.

>>712989489
>>712989620
TGA was exposed by Doge as being financed by DEI and LGBT slush funds. No wonder they voted for a troon game.

I think TotK did fine with its mammoth success and truck loads of GOTY awards.

>>712983014 (OP)
Zelda was never good.
Conditioned tendies are goy cattle.
Gaming journalists are subhuman.

>>712990020
Are you gonna tune in for the DK Direct today? You know you can't help yourself.

>>712983014 (OP)
how old is that game now? 8 years+?

>Nintendies after they complete a Garry's Mod puzzle designed for 5 year olds

Truly amazing how it took Nintendo 20 years to finally include ragdoll physics to their games.

>>712990462
what else is he gonna do, play games on his playstation?

>>712990539
There's nothing stopping other developers from making a better game than TotK. Besides talent.

trannyslop33 is a complete embarrassment lived by brown retards and literal hag women who bing goyslop television, truly sickening

>>712990680
No reason to even play Zelda games anymore now that the Souls series have mogged it in everyway possible. It even gets mogged by free phone games like Genshin.

>>712991005
>Souls series have mogged it in everyway possible. It even gets mogged by free phone games like Genshin.

Never happened. Ya just seethin.

>>712990889
Some of this was English.

>>712990889
>meanwhile in zelda

>>712991204
>>712991293
e33troons in shambles

>>712986423
They're literally corporate worshippers, they live only for sales numbers.
They hate you even more if you say that Nintendo used to make good games but are shit now.

>>712990008
>all articles made before Baldur's Gate 3 released
lmao so TOTK got dropped as soon as the real GOTY released

>>712983014 (OP)
>"The Nintendo Bonus still exists, guys!"
Thanks for the reminder.

>>712991375
>meanwhile in reality

>>712989489
I kneel.

>>712983014 (OP)
>Switch 2 port of BG3 announced
Oh no no no

>>712983290
>>712983446
This.

>>712983156
>>712986083
They count fucking DLC as a new game for the GotY awards. It's nonsense.

>>712983014 (OP)
lol chuds doubted nintendo again. ffuck your french slop nintendo wins again

Who the hell still plays nintendo games past the age of 12? It's time to grow up, manchildren.

>>712983446
tendies are lolwcows to me
they are so funny

>>712983014 (OP)
I emulated Tears of the Kingdom and it was completely boring, why do I have to play as some faggot twink in skirt while killing robots with shit PS2 graphics? I deleted all the files after 2 hours after going in the goatse dungeon and doing some shitty gmod puzzle. Imagine paying a grand to play this trash since I played it for free and still felt ripped off, clearly the Nintendies are suffering from buyer's remorse just like the Dragon's Dogshit 2 fanboys.

>>712988154
It wasn't upscaled on P.C., it's rendered at 4k.

hopefully more of them take their new switch 2 in public so i can rob them and sell it for some weed, nintendies are easy pickins

>>712986556
This. I couldn't believe that Nintendo got praised for taking a massive dump on one of their most beloved series but then I realized that tendies love gobbling up shit.

>>712983446
>The 4K/60fps edtion of TotK is legit incredible.
Is it on the cart or is it one of those game key downloads?

>>712994940
>that tendies love gobbling up shit.
True, they literally give them a golden turd as a reward.

>>712983014 (OP)
I thought ToTK sucked or something? Tendie bonus?

>>712986556
This. Its honestly dog shit.

>>712983290
how are you enjoying your vast empty banjo nuts&bolts zelda edition?

>>712983014 (OP)
Clair Obscur has already made one of the best soundtracks in video game history meanwhile Nu-Zelda soundtrack is just some guy hitting a single piano key every 10 minutes.

>>712993906
>It wasn't upscaled on P.C., it's rendered at 4k.

Absolute fucking retard

>>712995612
>I thought ToTK sucked or something

According to who? Schizos on 4chan?

>>712997302
There's a reason why you play Nintendie games, you're too stupid to know any better.

>>712983014 (OP)
based

because you guys overrate nintendo games this fucking much you will never ever get a non open world sandbox game every again

>>712983014 (OP)
So, if you believe those scores so much, then what you're saying is that in all its nearly 50 year history of making games, Nintendo only made 1 (one) game better than this low budget first game of some Frenchies and all their other games are worse than Clair Obscur?

>>712986556
>>712994940
>>712995746
Samefag forever mad

>>712988790
Because most of us achieved this natty at launch and this kind of unapologetic shit eating is an existential threat to his fellow hobbyists, fuck that guy and fuck the horse he rode in on

>>712998220
>criticizing muh beloved kiddy gaymes hurt muh feefees
Get fucked, little bitch schizo.

>>712997871
There's one Nintendo franchise that's still good and tendies hate it because it stopped their gay robot from getting into a party game

>>712983014 (OP)
finally, it took me 200 accounts to do that

>>712998517
If this is all bait and shitposting I think it's kind of funny, but if people are actually getting this tilted over a hobby that basically boils down to being toys for adults, it's just like, man. I love vidya as much as the next guy but attaching your favorite things to play with to your ego so hard just feels silly after a certain point. It is what it is I guess, everyone having fun is nice to see and I guess everyone getting mad at it only has themselves to blame for getting so invested.

>>712998069
hyperbole

>>712998650
Kek the sad fact is you're not wrong, the one guy from Thailand spamming this thread like it's some victory, all he's done is manipulate the results with bot accounts which always get deleted.

>>712998650
COPE HARDER EXPOSITION 33 TRANNY

>>712983014 (OP)
If something like a Zelda has to compare itself to something like 33 to feel good about itself then this franchise has serious issues.

>TOTK
yeah, that happened...

>>712998976
>Metacritic says TotK is better than E33
>"haha, we won, Nintenbros!"
>Metacritic says E33 is better than BotW
>Metacritic says E33 is better than OoT
>Metacritic says E33 is better than Metroid
>Metacritic says E33 is better than Mario
>"this doesn't count althoughbeit!"

>>712999681
Totk is not even better than Botw.
Which is not even the best zelda.
Which is not even the best open-world game for the switch.
This is not organic at all

>>712983014 (OP)
Ports don't count, especially when Nintendo obviously paid for journos to shower it with praise and 10/10 scores.

>>712999681
I also say E33 is better and I am the main character so it's pretty much settled

>>712999994
>This is not organic at all
No shit, anyone with a functioning brain knows it's bot spam.

>>712999994
I know. Same can be said about E33. I love the game and I do think it's a 10/10, but calling it the best (or second best right now) game ever made is going a bit too far.
Just trying to show people that we can't eat our cake and have it. Either we treat Meta scores are facts or we don't, but we can't arbitraly choose which are facts and which aren't.

>Which is not even the best open-world game for the switch.
Ah, a XCX enthusiast, I see.

>Nintendies will pay $80 plus tip so they can pick up that can.
KEKAROO!

>>713000532
>it the best (or second best right now) game ever made is going a bit too far.
I have never seen it being called that.
Nuzeldas, on the other hand... people pretendr it completely revolutionized gaming, when it is a mix of multiple different games that came before it and was at least 10 years late to the open-world fad.
>we treat Meta scores are facts or we don't
User scores, when not tainted by botting or censorship, is all that matters.
Journalists have zero credibility, the kind of article that was being pubkished when totk released was bordering on satire.
>Ah, a XCX enthusiast, I see.
The best switch game by far.

>>712989489
we're gonna get this again in 2025 but with kojima on the right

>>712983014 (OP)
two generations one game

>>712983014 (OP)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Zelda is a legendary franchise - you thought some flavor of the month astroturfed slop was going to dethrone the KING?

We totally needed another E33 thread, a game that was supposedly forgotten in a month according to haters, just to see how E33 is no longer GOTY material and can now be ignored.
>look, anon! Look how hard I'm ignoring the FOTM game!

>>713001562
Zelda hasn't been good since the N64, Dark Souls and Elden Ring already dethroned it years ago

>>713001914
I played Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Twilight Princess, and Skyward Sword - and none of those games have slow combat, retardedly long and deceptive boss attacks, and rollslop like Souls games.

>>712986778
>Still no argument
>has to find a typo to he can get an 'own'
looking pretty desperate AND pathetic.
>>712986924
>yet again still no argument

>>713002125
How is it the game's fault you got filtered? Stick to the kid's games, little buddy.

>tendies are mentally ill subhumans that live and die for a trillion dollar company that would make them a debt slave for life in a heartbeat
Never saw that one before.

>>712983251
See you at the game awards 2025 :)

OOT and MM are my favourite video games ever but I think botw and totk are meh. Curious?

>>712989489
nigga can't even look at him, lmao!

>>712983290
>I mean Tears of the Kingdom is an amazing game
it isn't
guaranteed im a much bigger zelda fan than you btqw

>>712983290
>Tears of the Kingdom is an amazing game
It's a way worse BotW.

>>713003127
I grew yp on old school zelda.
I loved the Link's Awakening remake.
I love open world, no-handholding games.
Botw should have been the perfect game for me, but I felt quite the opposite.
It is a lazy excuse of a game and the fanbase is a bunch of tasteless retards.

>weapons break after 5 hits
>weapon durability even on the master sword
it's trash

Nintendo fags are such freaks.

>>713003505
>IM A BIGGER ZELDA FAN
>BUT I HATE ZELDA
yeah, enjoy the utter BTFOing of today + tomorrow by the way.

>>713005290
True, I would never leave a child unattended next to a Nintendie unless you want the child to end up getting molested by a mentally stunted neckbeard.

>>713005508
this but snoy vp's

>>712988790
Discussing anything here is bad enough already, but it's Nintendo games in particular that bring out the worst of some people for some fucking reason lmao.

In the end, and looking at the Switch 2 numbers, these fuckers are just a very vocal minority whose only comfort is to cry on this shithole.

>>713004170
Nah it solved the issues botw had

>>712987689
And Obscur should be 7/10 once you take off the indie training wheels

>>712988790
Because the guy in question is a lying scumbag. He knowingly starts console wars and shits on other games. Hell, he used that same image to talk about how "Expedition 33 isn't fit to lick the shit from TOTK's boots".

He just got so much backlash from it that he pathetically backtracked into trying to be more neutral. And you fell for it. See pic related, he pulled the same stunt with Elden Ring.

>>712983014 (OP)
as it should be
also, total sony and eric death lmao

>>713003001
>see you at the paid awards
do faggots really?

>>712989275
>literally every mario kart review is its mid 8 out of 10!
>there is no nintendo bonus
Pick one retard jesus

>>712983014 (OP)
One thing I noticed is that every person I know that praises nuZeldas as the best games ever are gamelets.
People who are just now getting into games, have limited experience outside nintendo or simply aren't very aware of what's "out there".
They simply don't know better.
We PC Chads have been playing games with the same degree of fredom for decades now, so it is nothing new to us.

>>713008509
>every person I know that praises nuZeldas as the best games ever are gamelets.
>People who are just now getting into games, have limited experience outside nintendo or simply aren't very aware of what's "out there".
>They simply don't know better.

>>713008774
>game developers
you mean the retards that regularly put out games that are bloated with 100 gb of useless, uncompressed textures, and don't know how to target a stable framerate?

>>712986056
Why does the hair look like shit? Also I beat the prologue when does this game actually get good?

>>713006623
If this was true Ubislop would be getting 4s and 5s

Nintendo fans are cancer.

These threads are made by someone who is profoundly mentally ill and seeks to convince you there is a rivalry between Nintendo and any game that releases that isn't on Nintendo platforms. Most people who own a Nintendo platform own a PC. He is disturbed, for his safety please do not engage.

>>712983014 (OP)
>E33fags btfo by Zelda
>About to get GOTY stolen by DK
Nintendo WON

>>712989275
What happened last week?

>>713009056
>most people who own a Nintendo platform own a PC
Which is evident by what? The countless threads talking about how emulation and piracy are evil? Or the threads where Nintendo fans trash-talk anything made by a non-nintendo developer? Or maybe the threads where Nintendo fans worship game journalists whenever they say something positive about a Nintendo game?

Please, tell me how >>713009179 owns a PC.

>>713008774
>ign
Fucking ridiculous.
Read the title in that article againd and tell me with a straight face this shit is organic

>>712983014 (OP)
Nintendo WON

>>712983446
congrats on enjoying the game the same way PC players have been playing for god knows how many years

oh wait, you don't even have true 4k so the PC version is still better, and free

>>712983014 (OP)
ToTK wasn't even a good game when it originally released now there are even fewer people bothering to review it making any scores worthless.

>>712983446
I never finished totk. If I just buy the new switch and plug my cart in, will I get all the graphics updates? Or do I still have to buy it?

>>713009237
>The countless threads talking about how emulation and piracy are evil?
You fell for his bait
>Or the threads where Nintendo fans trash-talk anything made by a non-nintendo developer?
You fell for his bait
>Or maybe the threads where Nintendo fans worship game journalists whenever they say something positive about a Nintendo game?
You keep falling for bait.
>Please, tell me how 713009179 owns a PC.
Doesn't own a switch either. But you know that. You don't own a PC and never even player Armored Core 6 by the way.

Jesus you guys seeth every day

>>712983251
I only started it now though

>>712983014 (OP)
Zelda is still dogshit and Nintardos still need to be executed

>>713008879
>gets BTFO
>starts ranting at the entire industry

Everyone is entitled to an opinion. But not all opinions are equal.

Some opinions hold water than others because they are backed up by reason and accountability. I'm going to take an actual renowned game developer's opinion more seriously than some seething schizo on a hentai pedo image board.

>>712995020
It’s a cart all Nintendo first party games will be carts. Even dlc is included

>>712983446
HJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 4K NIGGER

>>713009391
If you have the Switch 1 cart, You only need to buy the update, which is a few bucks. Or it's free if you have NSO.

>>713009525
>WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 4K NIGGER

On my Switch 2.

>>712991123
Dark souls is a better return to form for Zelda than botw

>>712983014 (OP)
?
Oh wait
No, oh haha... no anon...
Don't tell me... don't tell me you mean the 95 it has from 9 nintardo reviews? hahahahahaha
You fucking retard, anon

>>713009397
>it's bait! Nintendo fans are actually reasonable!
>just ignore the fact that every single one of them supports game journos and these threads, and never once condemns them or calls them out

see>>713009467

You will never condemn this obvious shitposter. No Nintendo fan will. Because you all agree with him.

>>712983014 (OP)
It's literally the same game. There are PS5 versions of PS$ games, do they all have their own entry on metacritic or does nintendo get special treatment as usual?

Snoys are absolutely gaped

>>713009774
>review bombed by seething snoys

Tale as old as time.

>>713009784
ACfag having a meltdown again.

I enjoyed Totk but the worldbuilding is fucking atrocious, they should never do a direct sequel ever again.
the only way this world makes sense now is if when zelda went back in time botw got erased and totk happens on an alernate dimension

>shitposting retards revelaed to be tendies
>AGAIN
please keep this up, cattloid faggots
can't wait till you're driven away like the jewish retards you are

>>713009986
Why aren't the Nintendo fans condemning this blatant shitposting? I thought you guys didn't partake in these silly console wars?

>>712983014 (OP)
It's literally unfinished and still finds reason to reuse what little there is dozens of times over how could anybody give it more than a 7-8/10?

>>712984258
cry me a river

>>713010146
You couldn't tell this by the 50+ donkey kong threads up, that are nothing but console warring and people wanting to fuck the loli?

>Another thread where bait and real are indistinguishable because tendies have become such a caricature of themselves both here and especially in other places you genuinely can't tell anymore.
Just a reminder of the sane opinions one should hold
>Nintendo is a draconian corpo that needs to die quickly due to its abuse of consumers
>Switch 2 was a bad release even if the hardware itself might be good, but due to above you shouldn't buy it and give Nintendo money regardless
>Notwithstanding all this, TOTK and Exp33 are both amazing games and it's really down to personal preference which is best, and if points 1 and 2 weren't a thing both games should be on your must play
>Even with point 3, obviously a re-release of a game on a new console should never get a separate review score aggregate for various reasons, so TOTK's switch 2 release shouldn't just count as a separate game for metacritic comparison purposes
>Even if it DID count, the difference in score is so minimal only idiots would make a thread about it to compare the two.

>>712983014 (OP)
Remove the Nintendo bonus and switch 2 honeymoon phase

Here are the critics who rated 100

>>713010979
>TOTK and E33 are amazing
ehhh, I really wouldn't agree with that. At most I would say they're both 5/10, to me at least. They just don't do anything worthy of praise.

As a big Zelda fag with 100 hours on Tears of the Kingdom, it doesn't deserve it. It might technically be better than botw but it was the same shit over again, and even as a sequel with an opportunity to add a lot more content it still feels barren.

>>712983014 (OP)
KCD2 shits all over both of those lol

>>713010979
>Nintendo is a draconian corpo that needs to die quickly due to its abuse of consumers
Just stop consuming their shit and they'll die. Easy, right? Tendies are to blame.
>Switch 2 was a bad release even if the hardware itself might be good
2 hours of battery life in fucking mario kart is not good.
>TOTK and Exp33 are both amazing games
TOTK is a lazy, dull, empty, boring DLC for an even more boring game. It's shit.
I'm have never played Expedition 33, but it seems to me what they achieved is much more praiseworthy, as it comes from a way smaller team that came out of nowhere.

>>713011558
So does Minecraft and Terraria.

>>713011110
That's not how Metacritic works retard. A site called Nintendobros giving everything 100/100 carries no weight on Metacritic's algorithm

>>713011648
>Minecraft and Terraria

Procedurally generated sloppa for ADHD Ritalin kiddies vs handcrafted adventures.

>>713011629
I don't care about your bait. Everything I said is an objective fact and it's the stance any safe human being should take.
Nintendo are shit and people should stop giving them money
Switch 2 was a bad release, but the hardware's fine (battery life is not the only metric)
TOTK is an amazing game and only contrarian faggots engaged in console wars disagree.
All of these things can be true a once. A corpo can be a disgusting soulless force for evil but still make a good product/game. It's up to the individual to decide which of those facts is more important to them.

>>713012107
>handcrafted adventures
Yeah, like rescuing a dumb bitch of a princess, or rescuing worthless NPCs, while having no freedom unless the game allows it. Remind me, does the Switch 2 upgrade of these games even allow you to skip the tutorials, or would that have been too much for the hack devs to pull off?

>>713012129
>TOTK is an amazing game and only contrarian faggots engaged in console wars disagree.
To you, maybe, and you're welcome to have that viewpoint, but you can piss off if you're gonna force it down people's throats.

>>713012281
we get it, you'd rather rescue big burly men

>>713012281
Ooft you're gonna hate E33 too. Keep hating great games I guess.

>>713012601
I just hate people, men or women. I think they're all disgusting. Why rescue them when they're all worthless and sit around and do nothing of worth?

I'd rather side with Ganondorf and destroy everything. hyrule isn't worth saving.

>>713012682
You've never actually said why they're great. you just fell back to idiot game journalists.

Grapes are fun

>>713012686
>immediately wants to side with the bad guy because he's a big burly green guy

>>713013202
And it's somehow still less gay than siding with Link and his band of morons.

Can someone explain TOTK to me? Is it really a justified sequel? I already played BOTW.

>>713013407
It's just BOTW, but now you can build wacky gmod vehicles.

>>712983014 (OP)
But does Kojima senpai approve?

>>712983014 (OP)

I've never even understood why normies suck the dick of TOTK/BOTW

>weapons break in 10 hits or less
>shrines get super old super fucking fast
>korok seeds the same

And the 'explorable world' is boring and forgettable pretty early too.

>>713013407
TotK let's you go on a whole new adventure in the same world, which is changed up and expanded upon, with all new mind-bending gameplay mechanics. Some people scoff and call it glorified DLC, but if that's the case it's probably the best DLC ever made with hundreds of hours of content to indulge in.

Why are snoys so utterly schizophrenic

>>712983014 (OP)
>2 dogshit games in top10
gaming is dead

Name one other turn-based JRPG that lets me parry and counterattack like Expedition 33.

I will eagerly wait for replies

>>712983446
>E33 seems to be getting a Switch 2 port so I highly recommend that to Nintenbros.
I still can't understand who the fuck buys third party titles on nintendo consoles.

>>713016731
don't those mario rpgs do that, or something close to that
it's been a while

>>713016810
ESL-core post

>>713016810
>I still can't understand who the fuck buys third party titles on nintendo consoles

3rd party games generally sold better on Switch than they did on other systems. Maybe Switch owners just enjoy playing video games more that shitters posting on 4chan? I dunno.

>>713016731
there are none, but "gamers" will swear E33 does nothing new

>>713016810
>>713017246
Paper Mario