Thread 712984469

POV:
>You're about to go in for life-altering surgery
>There's about a 30% chance you might die on the operating table
>You've only got 10 hours remaining before they take you into the OR

What's the ONE (1) game you never got to the chance to play that you'd genuinely regret if you didn't get the opportunity before dying /v/? (Note: it can even be an upcoming game that hasn't been released yet)

the real Spore

>>712984469 (OP)
I'd want to play a game that can effectively evoke the feeling of this image.

>>712984928
looks like oblivion desu

>potential the last 10 h of your life
>can only think about playing video games
Pathetic.

>>712984469 (OP)
I've played every video game that I think is interesting enough to buy.

>>712984469 (OP)
70% success rate? Wouldn't even think about dying, come back when it's the other way around and maybe I'll start thinking I'm going to lose.

>>712984469 (OP)
I FUCKING LOVE SPH, I SURE WISH MORE ARTISTS DID SPH

>>712984469 (OP)
dies irae or muramasa, but i couldnt beat them in the 10h before

>>712984469 (OP)
>30% chance to die
>woman surgeon
guess I'll die

>>712984469 (OP)
>69
I'd like to play 69 with that qt nurse for the final 10 hours of my life.

>>712984469 (OP)
If I'm literally being prepped for life-altering surgery, why does this woman feel the need to make fun of my penis size??

>>712985451
Mortality rate is only 30%. She might be more sensitive if it was 50% or higher.

>>712984928
A game like this will never ever release.

>>712984928
thats botw for me dog.

just need like a bigger botw with bigger cities.

>>712984469 (OP)
Pragmata

>>712985451
She isn't, she just telling the anesthesiologist to increase dosage a little more because you're still conscious

>>712985451
I'm guessing you haven't been around many female doctors/nurses.

>>712986127
Please keep your fetish scenario to yourself

>>712986127
No sane self-respecting male would allow this to happen to them without suing the shit out of the hospital in question.

>>712986127
Wtf, is this real?

>>712984469 (OP)
i ask if they can make it a 100% chance to die

>>712984928
That image is definitely not AI generated lmao

>>712984469 (OP)
>There's about a 30% chance you might die on the operating table
Hell yeah, I like those odds

>>712986127
As a board certified neurologist I can assure you that nobody at the hospital gives a shit about you or your penis

>>712986127
Holy shit, I remember hearing about this in passing like 3 or 4 years back. Never knew the specifics before just heard about a guy who recorded his surgery and something about having a small penis.

>>712986346
suing someone because they made fun of my penor :( would just make everyone know about your micropenis
a better choice is to get an assassin if your feelings are really that hurted

STOP WITH THE FUXKING TRANIME SPAM
GO BACK TO /A/

>>712986127
It genuinely HOPE this is fake. Because if it's real it makes me want to cry myself to sleep...

>>712984928
>100% ai generated
That's LOTR art anon, lmao, from the 90s from Ted Nasmith. When western artists were good.

>>712984469 (OP)
I'd really love to see what a Tera 2 looks like, but I'm afraid 10 hours wouldn't even be sufficient to get past the character creator.

>>712986997
In the future, every single piece of art that looks aesthetically-pleasing will automatically be assumed to be AI generated. I pity the poor Gen Alpha kids...

>>712985451
In today's fucked up society men with small cocks are barely afforded basic human rights. Have you been in a coma for the past decade or something anon?

>>712986483
Based gambler

>>712984928
SPBP

>>712986127
Seems legit

>>712984469 (OP)
Death isn't nearly as scary as becoming sentient vegetable.

>>712986632
This. If you have the displeasure of being in a hospital and are talking to a doctor or nurse look into their eyes, look at their body language, they do not see you as a human being.

>>712986632
The wife of a friend is a nurse and regularly tells gross out stories from her shifts. She includes remarks about dick sizes if the patient's wiener is relevant in the story

>>712984469 (OP)
BG3 just so I can be 100% correct that it's dogshit when I die
I already played a few hours of it and hated almost every minute of it, but I need to make sure

>>712985064
Better than sucking cock

>>712986127
You guys don't actually believe this crap do you?

>>712987875
You must be ugly or something anon. Usually female doctors chat me up while I'm lying there on the hospital bed telling me about everything in their lives. It's like they desperately need someone to confide all their human emotions into because their coworkers apparently treat them like robots. It doesn't come off as simple small talk either, they tend to talk about oddly personal topics and get flustered very easily. I've been in hospitals quite often so I guess I've had more exposure to this kind of thing than most people, but I can absolutely assure you that your assertion about body language is absolutely false in most cases. Particularly the younger doctors are full of pent up emotions (both positive and negative) that constantly come bubbling to the surface.

The only times I've witnessed what you describe is from older doctors who are clearly exhausted from the long hours their working, or highly renowned specialists who are completely full of themselves.

>>712986127
As a guy with smaller-than-average equipment, this is totally soulcrushing to hear. I hope it's fake Q_Q

>>712989262
It's real

tranime tranime? tranime! tranime tranime tranime, tranime tranime. tranime, tranime tranime tranime. tranime? tranime tranime, tranime tranime: tranime.

>>712986127
This is fake. Well, partially.
I remember this specifically because I'm a law fag in the city it happened.
https://time.com/3933453/anesthesia-phone-voice-recorder-insults-tiffany-ingham/
They weren't talking about his penis.

>>712984469 (OP)
the last guardian. still havent played it because i didnt want to buy a console just for it.

>>712989319
Is this "tranime" in the room with you right now, anon?

>>712988734
>come on anon you don't believe that women are vile beings unfit to stand beside men on this world?
I do and why wouldn't I

>>712988878
>telling me about everything in their lives
You mean they rehearse something they've told a hundred other patients already to get them to shut up about their own lives. You're being played, you absolute idiot

>>712984469 (OP)
Deltarune

>>712989504
That article you posted was written in 2015. The incident with the alleged penis mocking happened at least a few years later, so I think these two incidents are unrelated.

>>712989663
literally in this thread you tranime

>>712989931
Then post the article for it.

>>712990019
Let's see anon:
Exhibit A: >>712984469 (OP)
>OP's post, featuring a 3DCG character who looks vaguely reminiscent of Gal Gun.
Verdict = Not Anime

Exhibit B:>>712988878
>A long-winded post featuring a fanart depiction of Nahida (a character from the very popular Chinese gacha videogame, Genshin Impact)
Verdict = Not Anime

Exhibit C: ....oh wait, that's literally it

It appears you are suffering from a textbook case of paranoid schizophrenic anti-anime disorder (PSAAD). Please remember to take your prescribed medication on a daily basis.

>>712989678
>yeah bro a full female operating theatre started making bully porn while performing surgery. Because of course they would! And even though it was a surgery I went under anesthetic for I managed to sneak my phone in and recorded it all!
You really are a gullible wanker you know

>>712984469 (OP)
When I had my appendix surgery, they had a male nurse shave my pubes as surgery prep. It was a nightmare.

>>712990540
>he still thinks we need a recording to be convinced
Your jew shit won't work on me, I know how women are

>>712990882
Lol, there actually WAS a recording that was uploaded to Reddit. It's gotta be deleted by now.

The guy who underwent the surgery was apparently very upset about what the doctors said regarding his dick size.

>>712986127
i don't know about this, but i do remember a case few years back where a woman in burgerland sued a hospital because they were making fun of her weight when she was sedated
so this doesn't look too far fetched

>>712990530
lmao

>>712991102
Shame you wouldn't be able to sue without everyone knowing you have a micropenis in this case.

>>712986127
I don't understand why everyone else seems to automatically think of fetish shit when they hear this. It's honestly really fucking disturbing.

>>712990530
Underrrated

I wouldn't play a game. I would just penetrate all of my wife's holes, and then get a back rub.

>>712984469 (OP)
What's up with all the stealth SPH threads these days?

>>712986127
Here's another (You) for your collection.

>>712984469 (OP)
She could at least have the decency to wait until he's asleep before making the finger gesture.

A evil magic wizard appears before you and gives you a choice to make your penis 10 inches BUT casting the spell makes every guy in the world 10 inches, too.

Would you take him up on the offer?

>>712997841
What's the downside?

>>712984928
there are enough games with big fantasy worlds
problem is you will get bored of it cause the mechanics are all the same and you cant fill whole big world with fun stuff, so huge world = empty or generated boredom, or some themepark like mmos and smaller harnd-crafted rpgs are always better

>>712989504
we dont care about anyones dicks cause we get enough idiots with various objects stuck in their orifices to laugh about and freak accidents that make any horror movie look tame
t. nurse

>>712997841
I won't get any sex anyway so at least other men can enjoy it.

>>712998172
You still have a micropenis, by the new standards, so nothing changes

>>712997841
everyone would be equal, peace on earth

>>712984469 (OP)
Shoning Force 3 trilogy, but there's no way I could do it in 10 hours

>>712986127
You’d think a profession that attracts sluts like nursing would have people knowledgeable about the difference between flaccid and hard cock size.

>>712997841
Why would I want a smaller dick?

>>712997841
does it get 10 inches when soft or hard? will my body adapt to this change?

>>712999162
Modern women expect even flaccid dicks to be at least 5-6 inches long.

>>712990530
I don't know if the regular dose will do it for me, doc...

>>712997841
This wizard doesn't seem so evil.

>>712984928
Doesn't exist, yet I hope. No game has this sense of scale with an actual nice developed city.

>>713000327
I hated this aspect of Elden Ring since everything looks decayed/destroyed. I desperately want a beautiful untainted world to explore. Something like a cross between Elden Ring and Genshin would be ideal as long as they ditch the undesirable parts of both games.

>>712999230
Hard, obviously. If everyone’s walking around with 10 inches on the regular, society’s collapsing under the weight of boners in basketball shorts. As for your body adapting—probably not. You’ll pull a lower back muscle just getting out of bed, and forget about wearing jeans that fit ever again.

>>712984469 (OP)
deltarune chapter 4

>>713000963
well its a deal. i may not last long but it will scare the nurses

>>712985451
Women are often incapable of hiding their kneejerk reactions to something that gives them the "ick" regardless of the seriousness of the circumstance. You would know this if you had any women in your life.

>>712997841
What's the issue here? Every guy will never have to go through with something as soul crushing as a small dick. Women will just hate something else about us.

>>713001212
This is brutal. How will he ever recover?

>>712998530
Was thinking the same sounding fags aren't human

>>713001212
What is the context here?

>>712985451
She isn't real

>>712984469 (OP)
Irrelevant time wasting question, I'm not fucking dying, lock in

>>712997841
be more specific here. are we talking 10 inches shower (i.e. flaccid and hard are ~the same) or 10 inches grower (noticeable difference between flaccid and hard). this is very important

>>712985292
Same

>>712997841
I would literally give everyone in this thread a 10 inch dick at the expense of my own if the Wizard offered.

>>713003680
this is the sph thread. these people will see it as a defect

>>713002653
brazilian armed robber wore a motorcycle helmet to hide his weak chin but she sensed it on him regardless.

>>713003939
looks more like asian manlet

>>712999785
This is unironically true and I hate it (as a grower).
:(

>>713001212
>That smirk and raised eyebrow
I'd be fucking embarrassed too, gun probably wasn't even loaded

>>712984469 (OP)
10 hours isn't long enough to play through the upcoming games I'd be interested in.

>>713002653
the chick didn't see his gun so she wasn't scared

Reminder to everyone in this thread that Paimon would appreciate your tiny cock no matter how small it is because her vagina is literally the perfect size to accommodate micropenises.

>>712984469 (OP)
>>There's about a 30% chance you might die on the operating table
literally the best thing that could happen to you, dying while under anesthesia

>>713005597
She'd definitely still mock it on a daily basis considering her snarky personality.

>>712984469 (OP)
Had this kinda happen to me (the surgery, not the nurse doing that) though odds were a lot better than 30%, still a major surgery with potential for serious complications.

Didn't care at all for videogames, you have a lot more to think about than bing bing wahoo when you're in that situation. So the answer is none.

>>712986127
You dipshits will believe anything if it allows you an excuse to hate women.

>>712984928
>A game
That's not a game, it's a vista
A game can contain a vista, but a vista doesn't make a videogame. All you have here is a view and the moment you translate that view into a game you just have a 6 hour walk in a straight line through empty fields till you reach a city where nothing much appears to be happening

>>713005597
Umm... Based?

>>713006285
yeesh

>>713005597
Someone should edit this and replace the heart symbol with the pinching emoji.

>>713006405
oh I'm sorry did I interrupt your personal humiliation fetish gooning ritual you emancipated zoomer faggot?

>>712984469 (OP)
Dragon Ball Online (High-Budget) Remake

>>713005597
>>713006350
>floating brat-loli extremely loyal to (you)
>barely any porn compared to other characters
Do we need more proof that Genshit payers are retards?

>>713006805
yeesh

>>713006285
He said he wanted a game that could evoke the feeling of the breathtaking vista and adventurous vibe displayed in the image. I don't get what the issue is.

>>713007859
his issue appears to be mental illness

>>713006350
Jerk Off Companions (JOC) are underrated. I hope the AI revolution fixes this issue for us gentlemen of culture.

>>713005597
Her Chinese voiceover is extremely adorable and manages to consistently give me a half-chub boner every time I do a story quest. If you find her ENG or JP voices annoying I highly, HIGHLY recommend giving CN a try. I switched about 4 years ago and I can never go back. Some other characters are worse than JP in CN but Paimon is such a massive upgrade, it's unironically 100% worth the trade off. Especially since you'll be hearing her voice more than any other character. Nahida and Hu Tao are also really amazing with CN voices.

>>712986127
Only interns do this sortof thing.

>>712986127
Would you be genuinely offended by this? It sounds hot as fuck.

>>713006878
that stuff never made it out of Korea right?
shame cause at the time the whole, kid phase to adult phase sounded neat.

>>713011057
They had China and Taiwan servers too. Not to mention the private Global server.

>>713005597
The smug look on her face clearly indicates she KNOWS you have no other choice for a sexual partner besides her. Now she can extort you for all of her heart's desires while constantly pelting you with casual bantz about your penis in public.

>>712984469 (OP)
Your typical /v/ thread in 2025.

>>713006878
This game kicked ass. So much drama at pvp plat

>>712986127
Has this ever been debunked?

>>713014710
I often wonder what femanons think when they chance upon threads like this...

>>712984469 (OP)
I often wonder what femanons think when they chance upon threads like this...

>>713015205
I don't, since I don't think about women as anything other than objects

>>712986127
>Written exactly like SPH porn dialogue

>>712984469 (OP)
>do the surgery three times and raise my chances to 90%

>>712990530
Holy BTFO.

>>712992297
because it reads exactly like every SPH fanfic in a hospital setting

>>713005597
This is Paimon's former English VA.
She got fired after refusing to work until the other VA's formed a union.
Press L to Laugh
Never play with English voices kids.

>>712992297
>https://time.com/3933453/anesthesia-phone-voice-recorder-insults-tiffany-ingham/
That's what a lot of people get off to, maybe because penises are getting smaller as the average person grows shorter and fatter (in the US at least that's the case). I probably would be more into it myself if I was small but unfortunately I'm above average so SPH doesn't work for me all that much unless it's like a pic of a futa that's a foot long.

>>713017226
Even if you're "above average" it's easy to get into SPH since most women expect at least 7-8 inches fully erect these days.

>>713015205
They probably think nu-males are pathetic and undeserving of pussy, but secretly want to hug them to help them deal with their insecurities.

>>712984928
Dragon's Dogma is the closest thing I can think of.
Maybe Oblivion.
But both I'm based on the experience I had back then when they launched.
The scale nowadays makes it pretty much impossible: no dev would put the effort needed with all our current technology can give, and knowing what the competition already has shown.
It would have to be a dev the size of Rockstar and their Red Dead Redemption 2 version of an RPG

>>713018876
The issue with Dragon's dogma is that there is only one city. Same criticism could be levied at XCX too. In order to capture the feeling of that image you really need multiple large-scale cities that are all very distant from one another. Something like Genshin Impact is much closer to the feeling, but the problem there is Genshin feels like it's a "Fisher-Price" version of what that anon would ideally want.

>>713016756
Could you link some of these supposedly common SPH fanfics set in a hospital for research purposes?

>>712984469 (OP)
>>712985292
SPH is boring. Give me BPH.

>>712984469 (OP)
>life-altering surgery
>SPH image
SPH is a troon fetish confirmed.

Daily transgender women of color meet-up thread.

>>713022137
BPH doesn't exist in real life. Purely a fictional fetish created by coping dicklets. No women on the planet would humiliate a man because his penis is too big. It just doesn't make any logical sense even if the woman in question can't handle the size of the massive cock, she'd still gaze upon it with admiration.

>>712984469 (OP)
if I was about to die from surgery you think I'd be able to focus enough to even care about any video game? that's retarded

Ops life altering surgery is getting his dick cut off, mine would be dying from cancer

>>712984928
heroes of might and magic 3

>>712986449
if you know you know. it's gondolin. it's not AI

>>712984928
This is genshin while you're traversing Liyue for the first time. Everything outside of Liyue is trash though.

Femanon here

Why should us women have to deal with small penises? It's not our faults you have small dicks

>>713025137
can you still call my cock small even when it's bigger than average
please

>>713025137
It's not our fault our dicks are so small. You could at least try having a little empathy ffs.

Discord tranny thread, 60% or more of the posts are samefags.

>have big dick
>still a hugless kissless virgin
i don't know what's worse

>>713026389
What part of this thread makes you automatically assume it's a bunch of trannies circlejerking, anon?

>>713025137
it aint small, your vaginas are too big

>>712984469 (OP)
super deep throat

>>712997841

the wizard is evil because he then gives everyone a 10-inch dick... in diameter

>>712984928
>he doesn't know ted nasmith

>>712984469 (OP)
>You're about to go in for life-altering surgery
You will never be a woman.

>>712986127
okay and you think guys wouldnt do this shit instantly? guys would be "worse", theyd be groping/touching/photographing.

im not saying woman ARNT evil, im saying PEOPLE are evil. and nurses, male or female, are the worst because they work the must fucked up job in the first place.

>>713026645
pure animal instinct

>>713026909
>guys would be "worse", theyd be groping/touching/photographing.
na man, that's gay

>>712986727
what's worse
going through life with a small one
or going through life with a small one and a fat cash settlement?

>one chance at life
>be born with a humiliation fetish
I'd laugh at you people, but that probably would just make you hard or smth

>>713026909
LMAO what the fuck?! Are you literally nuts, anon? Men would not be caught dead groping another man's junk nor taking photographs. The only ones who MIGHT do that would be flaming faggots, and honestly even they would have more compassion than your average femoid when dealing with a flaccid micropenis.

>>713023135
You must not be truly passionate about gaming in that case.

>Jannies have a humiliation fetish and that's why they do it for F R E E and allow threads like these to exists
it makes so much sense

>>713026919
I can definitely sense some mild samefaggotry in this thread, but the tranny accusation is what I'm confused about.

>>712985064
the last 10 hours of your life feel like when you get really sick and then pass out, except this time you dont wake up

>>713026645
The part where they post an off-topic thread about some weird fetish (typically related to cuckshit or agp garbage in some form), samefag the hell out of it withp a few bait posts and images? Idk, these threads are all the same, I'd assume even newfags would be able to see thorough them at this point, so anyone falling for bait or giving genuine attention is most definitely just a samefag, and that includes you. You will call me a schizo next, but I won't see it because I'll have blocked the thread.

>>713027651
the OP gives it away.
its a tranny surgery scene make in koikatsu.

YWNBAW

Imagine not being able to pass even on an anonymous imageboard.

>>712984928
The Witcher 3: Blood and Wine gets close to this. Otherwise, your best bet is TESVI (lol). I do wonder what a sword and sorcery game from Rockstar would look like.

>>712984928
>itt some fag tries to obfuscate how shit ai art is by posting real art and claiming its actually ai

The first thing most women think about when seeing a guy with a tiny penis is "OMG, can he even have sex with that thing?" Like they seem to correlate sexual function with the size of the dick, as if small penises are somehow unable to get erect or something. It's really weird to be honest. That's the reason why so many of them can't hold back their reaction, whether it be plastered across their face or manifested as the pinching gesture, it matters not.

It's literally reflexive, like getting hit on the knee causing your lower leg to swing upward.

>>713015205
We tell you guys it's okay and that normal cocks are better
But secretly we hate you shrimp-dicks and wish you'd all die

>>713028046
I'd swallow it

>>713028607
So, it's kinda like when dudes' eyes are automatically drawn down toward exposed cleavage?

>>713028607
Are you a bot? Or do you really sit at home, alone in the dark, and actually just post this shit? Genuinely believing you're doing something good? Or what? Follow your fellow incels and forever alone faggots and kill yourself you subhuman male loser. The suicide rate for males are skyrocketing. Join them. The world will literally become a better place.

>>712988878
You're an emotional tampon, you simp bastard, and you don't even realize it. Anons itt, PLEASE don't listen to the faggot I'm replying to, what >>712987875 said is more or less accurate.

>>713028607
You're the second anon so far to claim the small penis revulsion is an uncontrollable reflex: >>713001212

>>712987875
Fair's fair. Do you think of them as human? Or as a doctor / nurse? A title, a function?
You are their task to be done and dismissed. They are your means to an end.

>>712984469 (OP)
If I had 10 hours I wouldn't be playing videogames you fucking virgin

>>713028607
Isn't that the IM@S girl with the side pontytail?

>>713027356
nah, last time i went under the male nurse did actually make a junk joke. i had to rebuff him awkwardly. wasnt really upset, just surprised. i was about to go under, what was i supposed to do say "yeah take a gander my fellow man"

>>713030074
now that i think about it he probably did anyways. huh. jokes on that faggot, my dicks tiny

>>713029368
>Do you think of them as human?
Uhh... yes? Are you trying to tell me this is a contrarian take nowadays?

>>712984928
enderal and nehrim did it for me, great games

>>713030074
Sounds like an attempt to lighten the mood so you wouldn't be nervous about going under.

>>713029160
>You're an emotional tampon
LMFAO! I'm dying

>>712984469 (OP)
I'd love to play DOKEV at max settings before I die.

>>713028607
How small does a penis need to be in order to elicit this response from a trained professional?

>>712984469 (OP)
Kotor, Arx Fatalis, Thief.

>>713025137
>Femanon
tits or gtfo tranny

>>712984469 (OP)
There would be no game I would play, I'd spend time with my family and loved ones. You do have family and loved ones, right anon?

>>713033535
Are you implying trannies don't have tits?

>>712984928
Oblivion

You guys think about dicks way too much

>>712986127
please be real, I would cum so hard i would wake up if this happened to me