Name a bigger upgrade
Pro tip: you can't

yes i can

>>712987334 (OP)
Right looks like they put a 35 year old woman's face on a kid

>>712987548
nah, left looks worse, that mouth is terrible and it alone makes it worse overall. This game does have the biggest downgrade in vidya though. God imagine old Sarah with this level of details

>>712987548
>WHY ISN'T THIS KID SEXUALIED ENOUGH?????
pclards are honestly unhinged, neck yourself fat cuck

>>712987759
She's not a kid she's a young beautiful woman

>>712987425
She never HAD butt! Where did THAT come from?

>>712987801
she's 14 in tlou1 you retard

>>712987884
it's the real reason they made OW2

>>712987901
14/10

>>712987425
Did they really turn D.va into a braphog?

>>712987925
>

>>712987884
>>712987975
how is this news to you?

>>712987334 (OP)

>>712987715
TLoU 3
alternate timeline: joel dies in sarahs arms, she grows up selling hardcore drugs until one day someone pays her to sell some old fatherly son of a bitch to some firefly cult along the way she discovers he is immune to drugs and he becomes her surrogate father
epilogue: a man named abé beats elliot to death :^)

druckman to NEXT GUY

>>712988148
I have a better idea: Sarah lives and learns KARATE, and chops zombies to death

>>712987759
I didn't fucking say that at all

>>712988065
>flatten tracer's ass
>inflate d.va's ass
blizzard devs deserve to suffer

>>712988025
As much as you wish I looked like this I am a young, healthy, virile, muscular male with a normal sex drive. Sorry, but outside of weimerica people don't feel the need to virtue signal about how they aren't attracted to beautiful 14-year-old women.

>>712988290
looks about the same

>>712988242
but she isnt immune, she would get spores all over her choppers and turn into a mushroom

>>712988454
struck a nerve or something

>>712988646
>struck a nerve or something

>>712987334 (OP)
Can you really say you're a fan of something if you know you will immediately start bashing the original once it is upgraded?

>>712987759
take this (You) and fuck off disgusting fuck

>>712990139
Everything about the original is better except for nu-Ellie who is a beautiful fertility Goddess

>>712990578
the original doesn't have kino weapon upgrading

>>712988105
I love how by this point in the game you've basically killed dozens of people and in the show these are like, the only 2 people they kill aside from Mel/Owen.

faggots love to say
>umm well YOUR Ellie didn't have to kill everyone, its interpretable
as if you aren't literally tunneled into killing the first humans you encounter

>>712987334 (OP)

>>712988242
Is this Ryu?

>>712990661
I always laugh when Joel wipes down the gun with a rag and files a random spot on the barrel and suddenly the gun can reload faster. Peak soul.

>>712991249
>wipe gun
>+1 ammo capacity
kino

>>712991249
>>712991340
clearly he leans forward to clear whatever was blocking the magazine with his penis

I've always found Ellie attractive, but left looks like a plastic gook doll in comparison

>>712990993
kek

>>712991448
>I've always found Ellie attractive
concerning

>>712991520
Not really she is very pretty here too. I would give her the privilege of marrying me

>>712991580
i meant your statement was concerning

>>712987334 (OP)
yayoi / jomon

>>712987901
exactly, an adult
hint: if you can give birth or impregnate then you're an adult

>>712991448
A plastic gook doll is preferable to whatever the fuck they did in the remake.

>>712987334 (OP)
WHY does EVERY fucking remaster lose about 50 tones of color? Every single fucking one. WHY the FUCK do they keep doing this? Who the fuck wants LESS color and vibrancy? Holy fucking shit I feel like I’m being gaslit being told these remasters look better

>>712991961
Erm your frontal lobe doesn't develop until you're 25 chud. Women can't consent to sex unless the have at least 1 masters degree and have completed the requisite revolutions around the sun.

>>712992380
You have to be a diaper-wearing homosexual at risk of dying to the common cold because of his GRIDS-crippled immune system if you legitimately believe this.

>>712988065
>Silicone injections so she can remove the padding from her cockpit for more space
South Koreans never cease to amaze me with their endless innovations.

>>712992563
it is well known that the real world is nothing but shades of brown and yellow

>>712990578
It is, I meant ‘you’ in a literal sense. The original is always better versus a visual remake because they wouldn’t have made the Ellie on the right back then if they could, it’s just a weird copy. A lot of these ‘fans’ of something will have no problems bashing it to get with the new thing their daddy (the developer) tells them to buy

>>712987334 (OP)
right looks worse

>>712992563
left is too bloomy and the saturation is too high, and this is meant to be a realistic game (visually). It has plenty of color, and lighting is also a thing

>>712992624
>Erm your frontal lobe doesn't develop until you're 25 chud.
by this boards' metric you can double that number

>>712994825
>realistic game
it looks like a pixar cartoon, just look at nu Ellie's eyes

>>712992563
>Who the fuck wants LESS color and vibrancy?
Me, fuck you

>>712995028
i can't, i get lost in them

>>712996063

>>712992714
Woah there anon! You're projection is massively leaking.

>>712988105
>gets BTFO by a man during sparring who admitted he held back
>this is completely ignored and a grown man can't easily kill her in a few seconds

>>712996153
kino
https://litter.catbox.moe/m9mdsb8df1dvh3mn.mp4

>>712987759
What's sexualized about left exactly?

>>712997849
>coward deleted his loli vids
sad

>>712998053
your fault for not saving them, he was probably forced to do it

>>712998053
{atreon and every other service including pixiv cracked down hard so I doubt he had a choice

>>712991795
Kojima is fucking awesome. Best game developer of our age.

>>712987715
I like nu Sarah because she looks more like a child.

>>712998873
I feel ya brother, people have eyes yet they don't see. It will take someone like jollylolly to really make people truly appreciate it, perchance.
where the fuck is he?

>>712997849
Source?

>>712987334 (OP)
the texture on those backpack straps does look a lot better.

>>712988105
>guy is kneeling while she's hanging off his neck and she still can't reach the ground
this is pretty fucking funny

>>712998873
just looks weird to me, would probably be fine if i didn't know the original version

>>712991249
>demake
>"peak sovl"

>>713000754
das rite cocksucka

>>713000202
Yeah it's not that it's uncanny but low fidelity.

>>712990809
Webm very related
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750258636477794.webm

>>712987334 (OP)
What upgrade? She looks better in the original/remaster. The PS5 edition just re-designed and ruined all the female characters.

>>712987759
Here, I'm a genius so let me sort this bait out once and for all.
You know how in fallout 4 dogmeat is supposed to be the best fucking dog around? Healthy and lively and does tricks and is generally just excellently designed to be the best dog they could make? Well originally Ellie was daughterbait in exactly the same way. Hope this clears it up for you.

>>712990809
well it's a video game, of course you kill more people

>>713001285
Retard

>>713001206
>daughterbait
daughterwifebait*