Thread 712989946

>dad just retired
>all he does is either play red alert 2, battle realms and c&c generals or look at teenage girls on tiktok
should i cut the internet off or brick his computer? he kept asking me to install some gay ass mods

>>712989946 (OP)
Based dad, gay son

why are you black

>>712989946 (OP)
Go outside and pick up teenage girls together?

>>712989946 (OP)
Your faggot ass doesn't deserve a dad that based.

you're lucky

my dad became terminally online when he retired and has now started trying to get me to read das kapital

>>712989946 (OP)
And here you are crying about it on 4chan instead of broing it up with him in Red Alert 2. So who's the real gay ass?

>>712990115
Oh god. The world is not ready for eternally online boomers. Fuck man.

>>712990232
You won't be able to tell the difference between them and the inevitable multitude of AI bots in the next few years anyway.

wish I could play vidya in couch coop with my dad but he doesn't like games

>>712989946 (OP)
Inferior genetic hair

>>712990232
They've been a thing since 2016
Boomers spend all their time on Facebook and Amazon but they're just as sucked into the virtual hellscape as everyone else is. For a real treat go check out the Craigslist forums, they stopped accepting new members in 2009 iirc so if you get banned that's it, it's a really bizarre enclave of boomer schizo posts.

install Beyond All Reason on his PC.

>>712989946 (OP)
>or look at teenage girls on tiktok
are you a a seething zoomer or something

>>712989946 (OP)
What do you expect your retired Dad to be doing?

>>712990232
Tik Tok might be more popular with boomers than zoomers.

>>712989946 (OP)
You sound jealous that your dad is living the dream.

>>712989946 (OP)
incredibly based. help him install mental omega for ra2 he'll love it

Dads 70 and still working and plays bejeweled or civ 5 with cheats on everyday
Least he's having fun

>>712989946 (OP)
>all he does is either play red alert 2, battle realms and c&c generals or look at teenage girls on tiktok
Fantastic, stop being a faggot.

>>712989946 (OP)
OP is indeed a faggot

>>712989946 (OP)
Introduce your dad to 4ch

Wish my dad was like that. All he does is watch TV and drink all day.

>>712989946 (OP)
Based except for the tiktok part. That is cringe.

>>712989946 (OP)
No just make sure he stays healthy. Regular exercise and decent meals and some sunlight.

>>712989946 (OP)
>red alert 2, battle realms and c&c generals
Holy FUCKING based.
He has good tastes.

>>712989946 (OP)
>mine got addicted to fucking Star Trek Fleet Command mobile game
By the grace of god he hasnt spent a dime and developed a contempt for not just whales but almost anyone who pays. But holy fuck thats small consolation when he still plays it about 14 hours a day.
They got him on discord too, but at least its just regular faggot nerds and losers instead of trannies. They have a traditional queer who of course has the most personality and best vocabulary and sit there bitching that "hes gay" as he talks.
Really put things into perspective. I was never allowed to be a "gameboy" which is why I didnt grow up to be a waste of skin complete mental failure so I wasnt necessarily guilty of this, but it finally showed me how it feels to see someone become entirely subsumed into a virtual world to the detriment of basic responsibility.

>>712991681
Id believe it. my dad who constantly would tell me to get off the computer/video games and be social or go outside while growing up now is a phone zombie watching TikTok all day oblivious to the world around him
he's 58, atleast the guy still goes fishing all the time and still goes out and does shit, but the time he's at home he's just on his phone. then passes out with a video looping and it drives me fucking insane

>>712989946 (OP)
shut up and go to work
he did it for most of his life to provide for you, now he gets to enjoy himself

>>712989946 (OP)
At least his entertainment is cheap rather than splashing his money on vacation in Caribbean or summer home in florida, and your dad can be active mentally by playing RTS games

>>712989946 (OP)
Cool dad, anon.

>>713000954
They are golems. They do what is acceptable. It was TV forever, including when we grew up, now they see phones and know they have permission.