Thread 712993197

GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED!

pauline better be too

>>712993197 (OP)
>says he's naked
>clearly wearing a tie

>>712993197 (OP)
>DK was born with the tie on
Deepest lore.

>>712993197 (OP)
Man that hair looks like shit.

>>712994570
Looks like fucking feathers.
What were thry thinking??

>>712993197 (OP)
So is this Cranky or is Pauline a relative of the Pauline in Odyssey/O.G. DK?

>>712995002
I think they are retconning DKC and this is a prequel

>>712993197 (OP)
Damn that fur looks terrible

>>712995002
This is 'our' DK, Cranky was shown early, Paulin might be aged down due to villain potions. (Look lower right).

>>712993197 (OP)
Does Pauline have this costume too? haha.

>>712993197 (OP)
where's his donkey cock

>>712993197 (OP)
DK WAS BORN WITH A TIE ON???

>>712995178
This monkey got me cranky, god damn

>>712993197 (OP)
>that expression
SOUL

You guys think there will be an unlockable classic DK skin, kind of like how Mario Odyssey had the N64 outfit? The game looks okay but DK just looks so fucking stupid.
>inb4 hurr durr this is the classic look

>>712995576
this is the classic look

>>712995576
He looks fine, huurr durr derp herp.
>inb4 HUURR WOKEY ROGAN CALART KONG!

>>712993197 (OP)
>Nothing to be ashamed of
Then make naked female characters too. Since apparently there's nothing to be ashamed of.

>>712993197 (OP)
buy an ad

>>712995772
DK is a lemon key thoughbeit.

>>712995576
No. Not going to happen, and if it does happen it will be a low res polygonal version of his DK64 model

>>712995772
Yeah, Pauline should have a diaper outfit haha that would be so funny haha

>>712995896
I'm thinking more on the simian way.

>>712995843
He unironically is looks better in that game, I’d take it.

>>712995002
she's just a fan of Pauline and wants to be a singer like her, Pauline won't actually be her real name

>>712995576

Yes but it’ll be a weird mineycrafta interpretation of his Arcade sprite

>>712995576
low poly dk will be a die option.

>>712994341
>>712994485
It’s on the pants option.

>DK helped a young Pauline get back to the surface
>DK wasnt kidnapping Pauline in the arcade game, he was rescuing her, or so he thought.

>>712994341
The tie is clearly small enough to competely cover his banana.

>>712995471
A bit funny how they skipped over the proof that both of them are in this game.

>>712995843
This is exactly what they're going to do. Don't expect DKCR, it's going to be DK64.

>>712995230
>>712994485
Pretty much

>>712993197 (OP)
Pinata looking ass hair

>>712997109
But you can’t see his ass hair from that angle.

>>712997101
Wait... so how the fuck does this work? DK and Mario were both babies in Yoshi's Island, so they're the same age. I assume Pauline is around their same age too, since she's a grown woman now. But in Bananza DK is a fully grown gorilla, and Pauline is just a kid?

>>712997101
we're so gonna get a Yoshi's Island dlc for mario kart with several new babies

>>712993197 (OP)
Damn I was hoping to see some donkey cock on this thread. Disappointing.

>>712997646
Kongs have a longer lifespan

>>712995178
naizuri monkee

>>712997646
Multiverse.

>>712993197 (OP)
>DK's only clothing options are different ties and recolors for his suspenders
a little disappointing if I'm being honest, I wanted full costumes

>>712995178
What species of primate is this?

>>713000542
Probably a spider monkey

>>712999980
What tells you we have seen all of his customization options?

>>712995506
Same vibe

>>713001356
No, this

>no surprise costumes like chicks and stuff

Another “original” Nintendo game

Are the Donkey Kong characters black coded?

He has the best “so fed up with this shit” face there.

>>713002547
How did Nintendo get away with it

>>712997646
DK Jr. and DK Sr.

Did you see his ass when he turns into Giga Ape?

>>713003220
Shut the FUCK up, Boco.

>>712993197 (OP)
>2025
>locking stats to cosmetics without a fucking cosmetic layer option

>>712997646
Don't think about it

>>712999080
>implying people won't draw her with massive tits either way

>>712994341
>you see officer, I didn't actually expose myself in front of those kids because as you can see I'm wearing a tie

>>713002547
Banana option when?
https://litter.catbox.moe/icp8ziozs3t57smv.png

>>713002547
This must be the japanese version

>>713002547
based

>>712995471
Hatless diddy is cursed

>>712997945
This. Where's DK's fat ass and cock

>>712995142
It looks more like feathers than fur.

>>713007401
But it's clearly in English

>>712999080
Get back to work Zenya.

>>712993197 (OP)
feet game

>>713002547
cunny

>>713002547
I will now buy your game

>>712997646
Gorillas are adults by the time they're 12.

>>713009498
And Pauline here is 13...

DK...

>>713009126
Bro it's always the same with you people, I just came to see funny ape game and now I need to bleach my brain.

>>713002547
Post the uncensored version coward

Now it makes sense why DK and Pauline have only one outfit each in World. The others must be the outfits from Bananza.

>>712995506
-less

Might have to play this entire game in japanese just to escape the horrible english voice acting. i mean what the fuck was that? worse than og Resident Evil voice acting.

>>713010789
You ever listen to a 13 year old speak? They always sound awkward. And not naturally so.

NI-

>>713010854
lol

>>713007353
oohh banana
please do more

>>712995213
The average gorilla penis is roughly 2 inches long fully erect so you'd have to squint really really really hard to see Donkey Kong's cock.

>>713011695
You, specifically you, can see it if you turn off your monitor.

>>712993197 (OP)
He has a tie on though
Its cool

>>713002547
Hopefully the game has a model viewer

>>713011695
Imagine the feeling of going from being 2 inches to the absolute mega dong the zebra transformation must have

>>713002547
uuuoooh banana

Why would you take a functional design, take it to a power sander, and then scribble LITERAL calarts tier "personality" on it?

>>712994227
type Bs can't be naked

>>712994570
Small independant company. Prease understandu.

>>713007353
>Litterbox
STOP DOING THIS

>>713013748
What about type C’s?

>>713011897
Even if I had a micropenis I could still take comfort in the fact that I'm not some horrible sad joke of evolution that despite being an extremely muscular 600 lb juggernaut has a tic-tac for a penis.

>>713014401
To be fair, gorillas don't fuck other than just for breeding. Literally all they wanna do is eat and sleep

>>713012402
It actually does. Not what you meant probably, but there is a dedicated model viewer surprisingly.

Zebras are more related to donkeys than they are to horses so in a way he finally and truly became Donkey Kong

>>712995772
There's nothing to be ashamed of for male characters.b

>>712995576
I literally avoided Nintendo games for 20 years because of design changes, so I hope not.

>>713002547
emulation cant come soon enough

>>713016832
2028 at the earliest

>>712995576
I hope so

>>712995576
hurr durr this is the classic look

I know it wont happen, but would be nice if they included a yellow shorts and blue backpack outfit for DK and a red bird costume for Pauline.

>>712995576
The redesign now makes sense because he's the old DK.

>>712995576
You mean this one?

>>713002547
HOLY

>>712997646
DK had to grow up fast in the Great Ape war.

>>712995178
>high heels look like banana bunches
kek nice touch

ninteno dk did not need all that.

>>713013342
KEK

>>712997646
>give DK a DK JR outfit
>assume original DK is not cranky but Crankys son/DKs father
its that shrimple

>>712993197 (OP)
Standard bitches
Red bitches
Dark-Blue bitches
Orange bitches