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Anonymous No.712993197 [Report] >>712994341 >>712994485 >>712994570 >>712995002 >>712995142 >>712995203 >>712995213 >>712995230 >>712995506 >>712995772 >>712995824 >>712997109 >>712997945 >>712999980 >>713006561 >>713008909 >>713011981 >>713021287
GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED!
Anonymous No.712994227 [Report] >>713013748
pauline better be too
Anonymous No.712994341 [Report] >>712996331 >>712996795 >>713007117
>>712993197 (OP)
>says he's naked
>clearly wearing a tie
Anonymous No.712994485 [Report] >>712996331 >>712997101
>>712993197 (OP)
>DK was born with the tie on
Deepest lore.
Anonymous No.712994570 [Report] >>712994686 >>713013873
>>712993197 (OP)
Man that hair looks like shit.
Anonymous No.712994686 [Report]
>>712994570
Looks like fucking feathers.
What were thry thinking??
Anonymous No.712995002 [Report] >>712995134 >>712995178 >>712995471 >>712996134
>>712993197 (OP)
So is this Cranky or is Pauline a relative of the Pauline in Odyssey/O.G. DK?
Anonymous No.712995134 [Report]
>>712995002
I think they are retconning DKC and this is a prequel
Anonymous No.712995142 [Report] >>713008643
>>712993197 (OP)
Damn that fur looks terrible
Anonymous No.712995178 [Report] >>712995361 >>712999080 >>713000542 >>713020795
>>712995002
This is 'our' DK, Cranky was shown early, Paulin might be aged down due to villain potions. (Look lower right).
Anonymous No.712995203 [Report]
>>712993197 (OP)
Does Pauline have this costume too? haha.
Anonymous No.712995213 [Report] >>713011695
>>712993197 (OP)
where's his donkey cock
Anonymous No.712995230 [Report] >>712997101
>>712993197 (OP)
DK WAS BORN WITH A TIE ON???
Anonymous No.712995361 [Report]
>>712995178
This monkey got me cranky, god damn
Anonymous No.712995471 [Report] >>712996946 >>713008091
>>712995002
Anonymous No.712995506 [Report] >>713001356 >>713010496
>>712993197 (OP)
>that expression
SOUL
Anonymous No.712995576 [Report] >>712995659 >>712995695 >>712995843 >>712996193 >>712996282 >>713016707 >>713018529 >>713018790 >>713019054 >>713019569
You guys think there will be an unlockable classic DK skin, kind of like how Mario Odyssey had the N64 outfit? The game looks okay but DK just looks so fucking stupid.
>inb4 hurr durr this is the classic look
Anonymous No.712995659 [Report]
>>712995576
this is the classic look
Anonymous No.712995695 [Report]
>>712995576
He looks fine, huurr durr derp herp.
>inb4 HUURR WOKEY ROGAN CALART KONG!
Anonymous No.712995772 [Report] >>712995840 >>712995896 >>713016537
>>712993197 (OP)
>Nothing to be ashamed of
Then make naked female characters too. Since apparently there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Anonymous No.712995824 [Report]
>>712993197 (OP)
buy an ad
Anonymous No.712995840 [Report]
>>712995772
DK is a lemon key thoughbeit.
Anonymous No.712995843 [Report] >>712995986 >>712997027
>>712995576
No. Not going to happen, and if it does happen it will be a low res polygonal version of his DK64 model
Anonymous No.712995896 [Report] >>712995957 >>712995962
>>712995772
Yeah, Pauline should have a diaper outfit haha that would be so funny haha
Anonymous No.712995957 [Report]
>>712995896
I'm thinking more on the simian way.
Anonymous No.712995962 [Report]
>>712995896
Anonymous No.712995986 [Report]
>>712995843
He unironically is looks better in that game, I’d take it.
Anonymous No.712996134 [Report]
>>712995002
she's just a fan of Pauline and wants to be a singer like her, Pauline won't actually be her real name
Anonymous No.712996193 [Report]
>>712995576

Yes but it’ll be a weird mineycrafta interpretation of his Arcade sprite
Anonymous No.712996282 [Report]
>>712995576
low poly dk will be a die option.
Anonymous No.712996331 [Report]
>>712994341
>>712994485
It’s on the pants option.
Anonymous No.712996754 [Report]
>DK helped a young Pauline get back to the surface
>DK wasnt kidnapping Pauline in the arcade game, he was rescuing her, or so he thought.
Anonymous No.712996795 [Report]
>>712994341
The tie is clearly small enough to competely cover his banana.
Anonymous No.712996946 [Report]
>>712995471
A bit funny how they skipped over the proof that both of them are in this game.
Anonymous No.712997027 [Report]
>>712995843
This is exactly what they're going to do. Don't expect DKCR, it's going to be DK64.
Anonymous No.712997101 [Report] >>712997646 >>712997807
>>712995230
>>712994485
Pretty much
Anonymous No.712997109 [Report] >>712997215
>>712993197 (OP)
Pinata looking ass hair
Anonymous No.712997215 [Report]
>>712997109
But you can’t see his ass hair from that angle.
Anonymous No.712997646 [Report] >>712997948 >>712999693 >>713004507 >>713006802 >>713009498 >>713020034 >>713020957
>>712997101
Wait... so how the fuck does this work? DK and Mario were both babies in Yoshi's Island, so they're the same age. I assume Pauline is around their same age too, since she's a grown woman now. But in Bananza DK is a fully grown gorilla, and Pauline is just a kid?
Anonymous No.712997807 [Report]
>>712997101
we're so gonna get a Yoshi's Island dlc for mario kart with several new babies
Anonymous No.712997945 [Report] >>713008508
>>712993197 (OP)
Damn I was hoping to see some donkey cock on this thread. Disappointing.
Anonymous No.712997948 [Report]
>>712997646
Kongs have a longer lifespan
Anonymous No.712999080 [Report] >>713006880 >>713008870
>>712995178
naizuri monkee
Anonymous No.712999693 [Report]
>>712997646
Multiverse.
Anonymous No.712999980 [Report] >>713000847
>>712993197 (OP)
>DK's only clothing options are different ties and recolors for his suspenders
a little disappointing if I'm being honest, I wanted full costumes
Anonymous No.713000542 [Report] >>713000751 >>713001636
>>712995178
What species of primate is this?
Anonymous No.713000751 [Report]
>>713000542
Probably a spider monkey
Anonymous No.713000847 [Report]
>>712999980
What tells you we have seen all of his customization options?
Anonymous No.713001356 [Report] >>713001443
>>712995506
Same vibe
Anonymous No.713001443 [Report]
>>713001356
No, this
Anonymous No.713001460 [Report]
>no surprise costumes like chicks and stuff

Another “original” Nintendo game
Anonymous No.713001636 [Report]
>>713000542
Anonymous No.713002547 [Report] >>713003393 >>713007353 >>713007401 >>713007932 >>713009126 >>713009231 >>713010372 >>713010391 >>713012402 >>713013342 >>713016832 >>713019762
Anonymous No.713002931 [Report]
Are the Donkey Kong characters black coded?
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY No.713003220 [Report] >>713004842
He has the best “so fed up with this shit” face there.
Anonymous No.713003393 [Report]
>>713002547
How did Nintendo get away with it
Anonymous No.713004507 [Report]
>>712997646
DK Jr. and DK Sr.
Anonymous No.713004758 [Report]
Did you see his ass when he turns into Giga Ape?
Anonymous No.713004842 [Report]
>>713003220
Shut the FUCK up, Boco.
Anonymous No.713006561 [Report]
>>712993197 (OP)
>2025
>locking stats to cosmetics without a fucking cosmetic layer option
Anonymous No.713006802 [Report]
>>712997646
Don't think about it
Anonymous No.713006880 [Report]
>>712999080
>implying people won't draw her with massive tits either way
Anonymous No.713007117 [Report]
>>712994341
>you see officer, I didn't actually expose myself in front of those kids because as you can see I'm wearing a tie
Anonymous No.713007353 [Report] >>713011274 >>713014013
>>713002547
Banana option when?
https://litter.catbox.moe/icp8ziozs3t57smv.png
Anonymous No.713007401 [Report] >>713008745
>>713002547
This must be the japanese version
Anonymous No.713007932 [Report]
>>713002547
based
Anonymous No.713008091 [Report]
>>712995471
Hatless diddy is cursed
Anonymous No.713008508 [Report]
>>712997945
This. Where's DK's fat ass and cock
Anonymous No.713008643 [Report]
>>712995142
It looks more like feathers than fur.
Anonymous No.713008745 [Report]
>>713007401
But it's clearly in English
Anonymous No.713008870 [Report]
>>712999080
Get back to work Zenya.
Anonymous No.713008909 [Report]
>>712993197 (OP)
feet game
Anonymous No.713009126 [Report] >>713010097
>>713002547
cunny
Anonymous No.713009231 [Report]
>>713002547
I will now buy your game
Anonymous No.713009498 [Report] >>713009654
>>712997646
Gorillas are adults by the time they're 12.
Anonymous No.713009654 [Report]
>>713009498
And Pauline here is 13...

DK...
Anonymous No.713010097 [Report]
>>713009126
Bro it's always the same with you people, I just came to see funny ape game and now I need to bleach my brain.
Anonymous No.713010372 [Report]
>>713002547
Anonymous No.713010391 [Report]
>>713002547
Post the uncensored version coward
Anonymous No.713010485 [Report]
Now it makes sense why DK and Pauline have only one outfit each in World. The others must be the outfits from Bananza.
Anonymous No.713010496 [Report]
>>712995506
-less
Anonymous No.713010789 [Report] >>713010854
Might have to play this entire game in japanese just to escape the horrible english voice acting. i mean what the fuck was that? worse than og Resident Evil voice acting.
Anonymous No.713010854 [Report] >>713010970
>>713010789
You ever listen to a 13 year old speak? They always sound awkward. And not naturally so.
Anonymous No.713010873 [Report]
NI-
Anonymous No.713010970 [Report]
>>713010854
lol
Anonymous No.713011274 [Report]
>>713007353
oohh banana
please do more
Anonymous No.713011695 [Report] >>713011897 >>713013158
>>712995213
The average gorilla penis is roughly 2 inches long fully erect so you'd have to squint really really really hard to see Donkey Kong's cock.
Anonymous No.713011897 [Report] >>713014401
>>713011695
You, specifically you, can see it if you turn off your monitor.
Anonymous No.713011981 [Report]
>>712993197 (OP)
He has a tie on though
Its cool
Anonymous No.713012402 [Report] >>713015905
>>713002547
Hopefully the game has a model viewer
Anonymous No.713013158 [Report]
>>713011695
Imagine the feeling of going from being 2 inches to the absolute mega dong the zebra transformation must have
Anonymous No.713013342 [Report] >>713020941
>>713002547
uuuoooh banana
Anonymous No.713013573 [Report]
Why would you take a functional design, take it to a power sander, and then scribble LITERAL calarts tier "personality" on it?
Anonymous No.713013748 [Report] >>713014042
>>712994227
type Bs can't be naked
Anonymous No.713013873 [Report]
>>712994570
Small independant company. Prease understandu.
Anonymous No.713014013 [Report]
>>713007353
>Litterbox
STOP DOING THIS
Anonymous No.713014042 [Report]
>>713013748
What about type C’s?
Anonymous No.713014401 [Report] >>713014535
>>713011897
Even if I had a micropenis I could still take comfort in the fact that I'm not some horrible sad joke of evolution that despite being an extremely muscular 600 lb juggernaut has a tic-tac for a penis.
Anonymous No.713014535 [Report]
>>713014401
To be fair, gorillas don't fuck other than just for breeding. Literally all they wanna do is eat and sleep
Anonymous No.713015905 [Report]
>>713012402
It actually does. Not what you meant probably, but there is a dedicated model viewer surprisingly.
Anonymous No.713016324 [Report]
Zebras are more related to donkeys than they are to horses so in a way he finally and truly became Donkey Kong
Anonymous No.713016537 [Report]
>>712995772
There's nothing to be ashamed of for male characters.b
Anonymous No.713016707 [Report]
>>712995576
I literally avoided Nintendo games for 20 years because of design changes, so I hope not.
Anonymous No.713016832 [Report] >>713017471
>>713002547
emulation cant come soon enough
Anonymous No.713017471 [Report]
>>713016832
2028 at the earliest
Anonymous No.713018529 [Report]
>>712995576
I hope so
Anonymous No.713018790 [Report]
>>712995576
hurr durr this is the classic look
Anonymous No.713019032 [Report]
I know it wont happen, but would be nice if they included a yellow shorts and blue backpack outfit for DK and a red bird costume for Pauline.
Anonymous No.713019054 [Report]
>>712995576
The redesign now makes sense because he's the old DK.
Anonymous No.713019569 [Report] >>713023256
>>712995576
You mean this one?
Anonymous No.713019762 [Report]
>>713002547
HOLY
Anonymous No.713020034 [Report]
>>712997646
DK had to grow up fast in the Great Ape war.
Anonymous No.713020795 [Report]
>>712995178
>high heels look like banana bunches
kek nice touch
Anonymous No.713020939 [Report]
ninteno dk did not need all that.
Anonymous No.713020941 [Report]
>>713013342
KEK
Anonymous No.713020957 [Report]
>>712997646
>give DK a DK JR outfit
>assume original DK is not cranky but Crankys son/DKs father
its that shrimple
Anonymous No.713021287 [Report]
>>712993197 (OP)
Standard bitches
Red bitches
Dark-Blue bitches
Orange bitches
Anonymous No.713023256 [Report]
>>713019569