Ok nevermind this is GOTY

>>712993263 (OP)
Bu bu but what about E33? And uhh lel humble 30 team dev? And uhh $50 for the gaymers?

>>712993263 (OP)
For what it’s worth this actually looks pretty fun,

>>712993263 (OP)
>GOTY
Maybe in the year 1223

>>712993263 (OP)
Legit looks amazing. It's Mario Odyssey 2.0

>>712993263 (OP)
>sandbox slop
yeah, no
seems like a repeat of Mario Odyssey where they give you a massive moveset, but barely anything in the level design takes advantage of it

DS2 and E33 are going to sweep

>>712994005
>>712994029
>>712994104
Here comes the insecurity

Geoff didn't even live-tweet the direct. DK Bananza could invent Oxygen 2 and he still won't allow it to win GOTY, keep dreaming. E33 is winning or DS2

97 metascore incoming

>/v/ gets BTFO by Nintendo again

>>712994198
I meant Mario Odyssey 2.0 in a good way. It's a spiritual sequel from the same Nintendo dev team and contains a lot of connective DNA.

I'm hyped as fuck.

>>712994245
Geoff doesnt decide the winner, the journos do, you can literally check the list

>>712993263 (OP)
>all it takes to have /v/ worship the ground you walk on is a 3d little girl
You depraved faggots are so easy to control

>>712994978
The game looks amazing
Stay mad

>>712993263 (OP)
>game design is a mess
>300 actions without substance
>15 fps with all that shit happening when you destroy shit
>10/10 or even GOTY
KEEEEEEEEEEEK tendies delusions are funny

>>712995062
>ESL post
>consolewar faggotry
Name a more iconic duo.

>>712995062
Your PC and the games are on it are fucking trash bro.

That direct kinda blew me away and I was already sold on the game beforehand

>>712995189
>>712995187
no arguments uh?

The gameplay looks incredibly fun.
I don't like Nintendo though, I hate what they're doing with the switch 2 and the game key cards and shit so I'm not getting it.

That's it, I'm boughting a Switch 2 for this.

>>712995062
But enough about Expedition 33

>>712994005
Honestly I can't believe I doubted it. I was a little disappointed by Mario Kart, but this looks absolutely fantastic. I love the Pauline singing aesthetic.

>>712994029
>looks like a repeat of the best Nintendo game in a generation
Thank fucking god for that. I was wary after TotK and most of the tail end of Switch big releases sucked but we're finally back on track.

>>712995389
If you are gaming on PC you have been and are furthering the destruction physical games more than anything else.

>>712995389
this but unironically

Why did I get Xenoblade vibes from the music and story

>>712995389
Another retard with Nintendo derangement syndrome. Nintendo isn't publishing any games with key cards. Sony and MS don't even put disc drives on their consoles anymore

>>712995389
>>712995632
>I'll cuck myself out of an experience I might enjoy because I have a personal beef with a corporation from stuff I've heard people say on the internet
Thank god I'm not retarded

Ultra kino artwork.

>>712995389
All Nintendo first-party titles are fully physical.
Who you should be blaming are third-party devs. Some of them, like CD Projekt Red put the entirety of Cyberpunk 2077 into the cartridge, but some devs made their games as key card despite having less than half the file size of CP2077.

>>712993263 (OP)
CHANGE THE EYES AND GIVE US A MORE MATURE THEMED DONKEY KONG THAN KIDDY RUGRAT CRAP

>>712995703
Monolith is probably a support studio, they're on basically all of Nintendo's big releases now

>>712995810
there are plenty of better games on my backlog and I will have a chance to just borrow a switch 2 from a friend to play it eventually
why is nintendo entitled to my money?

>>712995389
>I don't like Nintendo though, I hate what they're doing with the switch 2 and the game key cards and shit so I'm not getting it.

Are you just going to be a punk-ass bitch your whole life? If you want a game get it.

Donkey Kong Sexo

>>712993263 (OP)
Yup yup
First good 3d platformer since galaxy

>>712993263 (OP)
this is the cutest girl

>incels and pedophiles being hyped for literally a game made for children

why are nintendo fans like this?

>>712994604
Taiwan is a country

>>712995557
It's sad that Doom tried to bring some of that back and then nobody bought it.

>>712995909
part of the proble is nintendo only offering 64GB and 16GB cards

if young pauline was DK's friend why did cranky kong kidnap her in the future

>>712996407
you are brown

>>712996481
To protect her from Mario

Went from feeling a little indifferent to actual goty tier

nintendo won again

>>712993263 (OP)
Doom: The Dark Ages took that claim

>>712996407
doesn't take much to figure it out

>loli
>transform
What other fetishes did I miss?

>>712995839
This better be the starting screen

its goty its goty, nintendo did it again

yes lets overrate nintendos games for yet another generation so they can decide to make even more open world slop games

>>712996452
There literally aren't other cart sizes...

>>712996821
DK making eggs

when will nintendo listen to us? RAISE THE PRICE

>>712996695
I don't understand why people were doubting in the first place.

>>712996903
>you have to eat all the eggs Pauline

>>712993263 (OP)
The only thing I didn't like about it was the skill points. Not every game needs some form of RPG mechanic.

>>712996918
its funny to see this get spammed in the live chat once DK transformed into the Ostrich

>>712996821
Vore

>>712996821
Feet.

>>712994005
Wouldn't surprise me if it's the same dev team.

>>712996978
The really annoying part is being able to buy the entire fucking tree in lategame.

It’s fun.

>>712993263 (OP)
should have made a dkc tropical freeze 2

>>712996964
I was just going off of what was shown. It always looked good but this pushed it over the edge into SSS

>>712996978
i bet you don't even need it, it's just to help prevent shitty gamers from raging

>>712995389
Is anyone else getting anti-Nintendo fatigue?

>>712996875
This is about as open world as Odyssey. It clearly takes place over a bunch of open levels.
Also Nintendo's open world games (which doesn't include this) are actually good, it's everyone else that needs to step up.

>>712994029
it's hub based retard

>>712993263 (OP)
It's just Mario Odyssey with a DK skin.
Knowing Miyamoto, I bet this was Mario Odyssey 2 at first before he stepped in.

I dont get it? /v/tardation was dooming the game just yesterday, even with decent effort ms paint depictions of the superfluous shallowness of the gameplay, then suddenly the direct comes out, it shows us exactly the same thing we knew about the game just with more presentation (not the literal meaning of presentation, but presentation as in a movie. flair and direction) and suddenly its clearly GOTY?

This is it; I’m too old for video games. I can’t believe people here want to play a childish game with DK, a little girl companion, and singing. You’re adults?

>>712997071
there's so much soul from this one image its insane

>>712996876
32 ????

>>712995292
No mastery of the English language?

>>712997071
Couldn't they at least add the new DK fur to Diddy and Dixie? They don't look like they're from the same game.

>its got the DK rap

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>>712997223
But will he be one HECK of a guy or one HELL of a guy? This is important.

>>712997197
>listening to doomers
>ever
that's your mistake

>>712993263 (OP)
>80 bucks
Shan't

Makes us wonder if this isn't the Mario game, then Mario is probably getting a scale expansion next.
Get ready for Bing of the Wahoo, 2026.

NOOOO WHY IS THAT LITTLE GIRL BAREFOOT NINTENDO IS FOR PEDoPHILES

>>712996349
If you're into black girls sure

>>712997181
Miyamoto's busy with theme parks and movies. But this almost certainly started off as a Odyssey-based graybox test for destruction physics and someone realized DK would be a good fit.

>>712997316
>cranky kong, who apparently kidnapped pauline, seen with pauline as a little kid
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE NINTENDO

>>712995839
Time to return to monke.

>>712997223
It only sounds like a short remix, so we might not know what kind of guy Chunky is

>>712995389
You don't own a Switch 2 so of course you aren't getting it

>>712997437
are you not?

>>712995389
>I hate what they're doing with the switch 2 and the game key cards
I buy all my games digital anyway so I couldn't care less. My PC hasn't had a disc drive in almost a decade.

Game looks great fun, I'll buy it.

buh-NAH-NUH

i'm going to buy it and give it a chance, never really played a donkey kong game before

>>712997181
it least the world looks more inspired and consistent than the ones in odyssey, thank fucking christ we don't get a random ass sim city world

>>712996349

>>712996185
So you'll play it either way, thanks for confirming it.

I'd rather own it, but you do you.

>>712997612
>posts pic of one of the extremely few games to have a proper physical release

>>712997385
You just know all the Snoys are clutching pearls with one hand and jerking off to Ellie (TV ver.) with the other.

>yfw SSJ4 DK

Just wanted to say I hate the redesign and DK's fur looks like feathers. They could have invented a new character to feature this terrain destruction mechanic but they massacred my boy instead because they're still salty about Rare. Not buying.

>>712997181
>just Mario Odyssey
Are you trying to imply that's a bad thing?

>>712997723
>more inspired than a rusted steampunk garden in a virtual reality dome
Actual retard.

Pauline is a kid, but Cranky is here. The fuck is up with this game’s story?

>>712997181
It's not like Odyssey at all, stop overhyping it lmao.

>>712996481
People say Nintendo doesn't care about continuity but they never explicitly contradicted it before like they are with Bananza and how they did with TotK

>>712997223
no... i was told they were taking a big steaming shit on rare because japan banzai??

>>712997181
>Mario Odyssey 2: Donkey's Underground

>>712998024

Maybe it’s Pauline’s kid?

>>712994005
So you're telling me it's no masterpiece.

>>712998104
or a kid that wants to be pauline so she imitates her

>>712997939
Its a video game Story or anything doesnt have to make sense you boozo!

This game looks amazing.
But I’m still concerned with the frame rate drop happening in the direct

>>712995389
I hope you dont use steam either then, wouldnt want to be a hypocrite

>>712993263 (OP)
soulless goy slop

>>712997223
>memberberries the game

>>712996349
Thats a dildo

>>712993263 (OP)
My thoughts:

1) I was hoping for more than 3 forms. They gave us a taste of how the forms would be useful, but outside of bigger smashing(Kong) , running fast (Zebra) and flying(Ostritch), I'm not sure how they will interact with the worlds and levels. I do remember one segment where he implied you may have to swap between forms quickly to complete a boss fight, so maybe there is more hidden tech than they showed in the direct. With that said, it would have been nice to have another form or two.

2) it's nice to see a level up/progression system in a game like this, as well as costumes that give you terrain buffs. So outside of the paegentry costumes have actual usage

3)the platforming sections looked fun, and appear to incorporate the same mechanics from the 3d world, something tells me that will be a major highlight of this game

4) boss battles looked hype

5)Diddy Kong WAS in the trailer, and it was a segment where they were riding rhinos. Hoping for more areas like this

Some disappointers were:

1) I only really saw 4 level types: Jungle, Lava, Beach, Ice. No desert area or straight up major city area was sad. Maybe they aren't revealing everything yet. Or maybe I missed something. The map appeared to go pretty deep underground, hoping for more varied terrains and areas.

2) No fighting style free-for-all multiplayer is really sad. Could you imagine this game with an online brawling mode? Maybe they tried it out but it was too crazy to balance. DK 64 had it's issues but the multiplayer in that game eas a blast, was hoping for something similar in this.

That's it for now. When I watch the direct again I may develop more thoughts. I'll definitely get it, but am maybe a little wary it won't live up to the hype.

>>712997316
I want to stick my dick in Donkey Kong's mouth when he makes this face.

>>712997908
>they're still salty about Rare
>has several rare characters
>several rare songs and remixes just in the trailer
>rare game design iconography (red balloons, Kong letters, mine carts and 2d levels
Dumb raresnoy

>>712997723
>inspired
the great majority of mario odyssey worlds are incredible you dumb nigger
>consistent
the whole point of the game is that they cant put mario in weird world where he doesnt fit faggot

>>712998363
It's a perfume bottle

>>712997939
peobably got deaged and turned in to a rock by the bad guys

>>712995996
This, we need an adult Donkey Kong game with blood, dismemberment, swearing, and lots of sex.

>COUNTRYBROS NINTENDO IS TRYING TO ERASE US THEY'RE REMOVING EVERYTHING RARE MADE
>Diddy and Dixie show up in the Direct.
fucking drama queens

The whole game is literally what Wreck It Ralph would be like as an open world game.

>>712995062
How are you enjoying Mindseye?

>>712998567
Diddy and Dixie is just a small appeasement to hold back criticism for the game just being a lazy cashgrab.

>>712998608
shut the fuck up retard

>>712997207
literally zero soul

>>712998241
They managed to achieve consistent 60fps for Mario Odyssey on switch , don’t worry, they’ll get rock solid (no put intended) 60 here no problem, these are actually talented developers we are talking about, not pajeets.

>>712998608
It's called a teaser, they will probably be heavily involved in certains levels/areas.

>>712998707
No they wont.

>>712993263 (OP)
This is the first Nintendo game to excite me in the same way that their GameCube titles used to.
I didn't even care for Odyssey that much.

>>712997071
Diddy Chads, we're eatin'

>>712998363
its an anal plug

>>712998567
>literal DKC level in the first trailer
falseflag nintendo hating troons

>>712993468
Based Japanese putting an end to this trash narrative

Why bother with the bait-and-switch for loli pauline in the first place
Also locking her proper look behind the amiibo is gay

>>712998724
See>>712998464

>>712998241
When does this happen?

>>712998724
I guess we'll have to wait and see

>>712997923
mario odyssey was meh in retrospect though

Fucking 15 minutes of ONE game destroyed 99% of the summer game fest.

>>712998608
>no its not true
>it cant be so peak

>>712998104
>nintendo ever implying a human mario character had sex

>>712998241
some of the were the game changing to 30 when opening the map anf photo mode, but yeah switch 2 cpu is pretty weak

>>712998837
>locking
the amiibo is just an early unlock though

>>712998908
Ive never been wrong about lazy cashgrabs before and I will not be now.

>>712998837
>Also locking her proper look behind the amiibo is gay
https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1935328100784435581

>A Donkey Kong & Pauline amiibo figure will be available, and it allows you to unlock Pauline’s in-game Diva Dress early.
>early

>>712998881
It's crazy but you're right.

>>712998881
Gameplay will always be King

>>712998837
>Also locking her proper look behind the amiibo is gay
you can unlock it in game

>>712998945
Mario Kart World also switches to 30fps in photo mode but I don't consider that an issue, it's not proper gameplay.

Tendies can't handle criticism

>>712993263 (OP)
I was pretty skeptical about this, but holy shit, that Direct really sold me on it. The game looks fucking amazing!

>>712999003
RETVRN TO FORM

>mindlessly mining rocks ver. 2.0
N really wants the Minecraft audience, huh?
first TotK now this.

Why the fuck didn't they launch with this?

>>712998567
They also had some DKC remixes.

>>712999106
Was likely intended to be a launch game but didnt make it in time
Cue in miyomito's quote about a delayed game

>>712999096
this thread is white people onky, leave inmediantly

>>712999106
because obviously launching with mario kart seems to have been enough for most people, now they can have a steady lineup of releases throughout the rest of the year.

>>712994104
Dark Souls 2 is re-releasing?

>>712995810
I will not pay more than 59.99 for a video game.

>>712999228

>>712999226
I highly doubt this game wasn't finished long long ago. Nintendo is known to hold games, sometimes for years to fill out their release schedule. I also could believe it was originally a S1 title that that held for S2 to not compromise certain design decisions just like MKW

>>712996903
Haha what a funny thing to include

>>712995810
>Thank god I'm not retarded
You're buying $70 games.

>>712999226
>>712999106
they are basically releasing a game each month, just like switch 1. We only had botw as a new game, but a lot of people hadnt played a lot of wiiu games

>>712999106
Mitigate launch demand on two dates to avoid shortages

So i watched the direct. What's so special about it? Why everyone so excited?

>>712999427
Yeah if Nintendo learned anything from the WiiU and 3DS, it was spacing out the release schedule and trying to maintain a cadence.
Remember when Splatoon 3 was unexpectedly delayed and they moved up the release date of Xenoblade 3 by months to fill the hole?

>>712997071
Now where are Swanky, Wrinkly, Funky, Tiny, Lanky, and Chunky?

>>712999535
It's a good game in 2025. That's it, the bar is that fucking low

>>712999561
Literally Whom, Whom, Whom, Whom and whom?

>>712999535
it looks fun

>>712999535
>gachanigger doesn't understand fun-looking gameplay
Predictable.

>>712999380
this, switch 2 got delayed a year, nintendo is just spacing the game releases

>>712997316
Five seconds later he beats DK to death with the shovel while Pauline watches in horror.

>>712999535
/v/intendo's marketing department having to work overtime to make Donkey Kong appear relevant

>>712999535
it looks fucking great, not than a gachanigger would realize

>>712999621
Well yeah if you're a Switchnigger, you've been missing out on a lot of fun games.

>>712999413
Ypu come on /v/ and you literally dont play videogames at all

Looks good but not $70 good. Will just convince my friends to buy it so i can borrow it

>>712999758
switch is the only platform with games.

>>712999535
Get off your antidepressants

>>712999789
I do, just not modern ones. I'm looking forward to emulating Bananza in a few years/months, don't get me wrong.

>>712999798
Isn't that just selfish?

>no one talking about actual gameplay
>Just console war shitflinging
This board is shit and you're all babies

>>712998881
>Fucking 15 minutes of ONE game destroyed 99% of the summer game fest.
Reminds me of the Breath of the Wild Direct

>>712999635
Sounds like you're very gullible with Nintendo cherry picked marketing
>>712999637
>>712999756
>just because i used a cute reaction animation pic i saved from here means im a gachanigger
eat your meds schizos

>>712999535
RETVRN TO MONKE

>>712993468
Tendies care not about such things

>>712999894

Not Nintendo’s fault Sony is obsessed with playable movies.

>>712998881
The absolute state of this industry

>Remove Donkey Kong's iconic 30 year old Rare design
>Completely change DK's gameplay to that of Rare's most iconic title
>Make a bunch of NPCs with Rare's signature googly eyes
>Make a transformation with flight and egg bombs

>>712996821
Vore teleports

>bing bing wahoo baby shit
>goty
Zelda and Metroid are the only Nintendo franchises that ever deserve goty as they are not baby shit.

>>712999798
yet you're saying there hasn't been good games this year

>>713000000

>>712999789
As long as this jewery lasts, you bet. No game is worth more than $60.

I hope ot involves a deaging potion so cranky can use it at the end to help you for the final battle

>>712999535
>can play a big guy who can reshape the world how he sees fit
>all while a precious girl is by his side, cheering him on
Homos will NOT understand the appeal.

>>713000027
Nu-zelda is literally made for low IQ toddlers and chinks while Mario and Kong are made for999IQ giga chands and children

>>713000108
You never played and never will. You just feel important by repeating some streamer actors latest content

>>712999630
>Funky Kong
>literally who

>>712993263 (OP)
Lol. Imagine a Nintendo game winning on Dorito Pope's show. Stop sweating game journo awards and just enjoy the game, dawg.

>>712993263 (OP)
Kek, fuck no

>>712999535
People who fell for FOMO and bought the Switch 2 day 1 are already bored of Mario Kart World and are desperate for a new game so they'll latch onto anything, I've no doubt they'll get bored of the new DK faster than they got bored of MKW

GOTY

>>713000172
Indeed, Mario fans are either children or high functioning autists with a phd in general relativity with little between

>>713000245
This, we /v/irgins only like things for one day, then we despise it and throw tantrums at anyone who is not like us. All non-/v/irgins are weak sheep mindlessly consooming.

>>712998241
Nigga every first party is solid 60, just check MKW and that loiks way more detailed than bananza

>>713000182
I play more games per year than you ever will in your life. Still not paying more than 60 dollars for a video game release and never will.

>>712993263 (OP)
>Pauline named her entire city after her best friend
This game is going to be so fucking kino

i hope the next zelda costs $100, /v/ros

Praying that there is actual difficulty in this game. Tendie games are fun but usually too easy for a gamer of my caliber.

>>712999106
a) Because MK8D sold 70 million
b) get those paid online up early for ez money and dominate the console market, also helps for third party games like COD etc so people already have subs going

>>713000535
What is the most difficult game you have beaten?

So the company was hired to go to the core and resurrect K Rool right?

>>712996452
Anon, there are only 64gb carts.

They likely could only get carts made in one size since they're proprietary.

>goty
>constant sub 30fps framedrops
kek

>>713000531
You joke, but retards would still buy it. And if GTA VI really ends up being that price, Jewtendo won't miss their chance.

>>713000027
It’s always 15 year olds telling everyone how things they don’t like are for babies.

>>712997013
>>712996918
Is there a replay of the livestream? it's not showing up anymore

>>713000201
They did technically win 2017, but reality is that, no matter how shit or how good Bananza ends up being, E33 was garunteed to win from the start.
The last 2 Geoff shows have just been 2 hours straight of shilling "small dev teams" to push some greater narrative about the games industry "healing" while showing that these dev teams are just making the exact same derivative slop that AAA was making 5-10 years ago, and E33 keeps getting praise for being made by 30 people (plus massive amount of outsourcing nobody talks about), so it fits very nicely within the narrative Geoff is working with.

>>712993263 (OP)
Game looks alright gameplay wise. Not really a fan of the forced skillpoint system though.

I fucking HATE DKs new design though, like I really fucking hate it. It looks awful.
Pauline's VA is also goddamn awful and it's such a shame that Nintendo isn't in the business of offering other language's voice acting, That shit is going to be grating throughout all the game, especially since she always seems to have so say something. Awful.

Probably still worth playing since the game looks good, though.

>>712995389
so you stopped playing games at all, because physical is dead

>>713000535
post yourself beating the final boss of totk without cheesing

>>713000245
DK game is probably 10-12 hours long so I’ll finish it before i get bored so the jokes on you!

Dong-Kino

>>712996349
https://x.com/goatboydraws/status/1907672990436802680

>>712999535
I love this group of you braindead retards where you refuse to understand that platforming is this niche genre when it shouldn't be, and Nintendo is one of the only ones doing it.

Why are we all crying about prices, none of you play games or pay for games anyway.

>>713000652

Go to Nintendo’s Youtube.

>>712993263 (OP)
You can tell this was made by the Mario Odyssey team, because some of the interfaces and the overall structure looks similar. But hey, I loved Odyssey (Still my 2017 GOTY), so I'll certainly enjoy this.

>we want the Disney Frozen audience
Is this the state of /v/ nowadays?

>>713000690
pretty sure the game will have at least japanese dubbing, Nintendo are the kind of faggots that wont let you change it tho.

>>713000613
Probably Elden Ring but for something comparable to this game maybe Jak 2 but only for that one mission where the police chase you on the docks

>>713000638
Point them out

>>713000660
Or E33 is just that good. I doubt Bananza would be a 9.5/10 game

Donkey Kongs massive Gorilla dong...

>>713000780
rip

>>712993263 (OP)
no, but god damn, I'm sold on this game.

>>713000690
BotW gave voice language options after an update and TotK gave voice language options right away. Most other games they make dont have real voiced dialogue and so have no alternate languages made in the first place.
I'd say its not out of the question that, if this game has a japanese language dub made at all (which it may not, since theres so many voiced songs they may have just done the voiceover in english in the japanese release as well), then there's a solid chance you will be able to select it deep in an options menu somewhere.

Why is Donkey Kong a sad dad now?

>>712997869
and then Niggerman took that experience away from you

>>713000863
did you watch the video?
it’s happening every 10 seconds basically

>>713000918
Watch it in 1080p60fps.

>>713000871
Patience, they always upload Directs later.

>>713000773
>play games
still do, always have, always will.
>pay for games
not after the $70+ retardation, no.

>>713000718
The final boss of TotK took me several tries, I'll admit. Especially because the first time I tried I ran out of anti-gloom items and had like 2 hearts going into it

>>712997447
She's been turned into a child by VoidCo and will be turned back into an adult at the end of the game, no timeline-bullshittery.
>But how the hell do DK and Cranky not realise Pauline's identity?
>"How the fuck was I supposed to know that that girl I kidnapped was also named Pauline? Everybody just called her lady back in the day!"
DK himself is just too dumb to make the connection.

>>712999106
they don't want to compete with their own games becaues they know people buy up everything nintendo if it doesn't get buried.

>>713000898
He's your father

>>712993263 (OP)
>you can sleep with the little girl
HOLY GOTY

>>712999928
>Breath of the Wild Direct

>E32016

That was some of the most fun /v/ had ever been. Nintendo really did a fucking number on snoys and the like that day. The game was jumped hoops around anything that anyone else showed, and on the fucking wiiU of all things.

>>712997872
You mean gear 4?

>>713000869
I'm not saying it wasn't good (I haven't played it yet), I'm just saying that even if some random AAA company secretly shadowdropped the greatest game of all time this year or something, E33 would still be garunteed it's GotY win at TGAs due to how TGA / SGF have been presenting themselves lately.
I'm still happy E33 exists so that a certain other game that released early this year that deeply upset me by being a complete piece of shit despite selling well is guaranteed to lose, since this specific game had been altered / enshittified to be more like the game that beat them at the goty awards from the year of the previous entry in its series.

>>712993263 (OP)
It's not, but looks hella fun. I hope with all this destructible terrain it won't turn into KNACK.
Also
>DK was protecting his adopted daughter from some greasy brookly pipe-fiddler
>is vilified for this
Holy shit... How deep does the lore hile go?

>spergs: UHHH HOW DOES YOSHI'S ISLAND AND DONKEY KONG AND MARIO RPG ALL FIT INTO THE LORE THOUGH???
>nintendo: who gives a fuck nigga

>>713000898
>We want the nu-GOW audience

>>713000869
>Or E33 is just that good.

I'm trying to get into it but i'm not too seduced by the intro. It's too melodramatic and the french faggotness is a bit off the charts.

Sell me on it, i'm honestly interested.

>>713001159
Did Knack have destructible terrain? I thought Knack's main gimmick was horrible overwrought particle effects that tanked the framerate.

>>712997207
you really don't know what soul is little zoomer

>>713001159
>turn into KNACK.

How? I don't remember knack having this gimmick. It was knack who shattered, not the environment to a signifficant degree.

give me mario game

>>713001159
Knack was ok but this looks nothing like it at all

>>712999106
Nintendo's gotten lazy and fat, they know they can just get away with it

>>712994005
>It's Mario Odyssey 2.0
That's not a good thing retard

>$80 game's main villain is an evil corporation

>>712999987
Never let them know your next move

>>713001094
>KONG
>GUN!

>>713001462
>That's not a good thing retard

Mario Odyssey is literally one of the highest rated games of the past 15 years.

>>713001480
It's 70 though.

>>713001280
>>713001380
I imagine calculating Dong going thru terrain at high speed and drawing tunnels with a lot of shit flying around as you break dirt is quite taxing.

>>713001082
>your average nintodd1er pepe poster
supremekek, see name.

>>713001543
I'm sorry, I just get hard when I post misinformation

>>713001159
they will never in a million years permit a game where mario is depicted as morally corrupt even if it makes total thematic sense in-context, they're shit-scared of retarded bumpkin parents screengrabbing it and talking about satan or something.

>>713001543
It's $10 too much instead of $20? What a deal!

Where did he go?

No playable Lanky? No buy

>>712997197
The doomers are like 5 teenagers making shitty memes. What are you 13?

>>713001828
Pauline births him at the end of the game

>>713001745
You will never have $60 videogames ever again thanks to snoy, should have started this "controversy" earlier on, retard.

>>713001828
This is a prequel. The donkey kong we know is actually the child of this DK and Pauline. Turns out Cranky is even older than we thought

>Nintendo is the only AAA dev making games focused on physics interactions
Very strange timeline, but I'll happily play the games.

for those not in the loop about the mori thing in the last few threads. mori calliope of hololive has hinted she has worked on music for a project that takes heavy inspiration from journey to the west, and that she stopped swearing as much because said "project" could bring more children to her channel. and Bananza seems to have a lot of nods to journey to the west. hell, pauline popped out of a rock, exactly like how sun wukong was born. It is very, very, very likely that she's a musician for the game or did a song for the game.

>>713001069
HE

>loli feet
Preordered

Why do nintendo continue to shit out slop when they can make soulful games like this and odyssey?

>>713002124
Nintendo hates muh anime fags in fucking SHAMBLES

>>713002124
does this image come in 360p?

>>713002209
Odyssey fucking sucked

DK has a Devil Trigger now?

>>713002040
I started it at that exact moment, faggot. I haven't bought a single game for $70 and sure as hell won't buy them for $80.

>>713002321
This isn't about quality, this is about soul and effort put into the game which odyssey had

It is to me, yeah. Im interested in DS2 but I dont I'll be able to finish it before Bananza

>>712996918
Honestly I feel like im robbing Nintendo at thos point.

>>713002321
>Odyssey fucking sucked

- you into it's amazing world and gameplay

>>712993263 (OP)
Isn't this a game for kids?

Who is Pauline's jap VA?

>>712993468
>Bu bu but what about E33?
E33 is easily the GotY. But Bananza looks awesome still.

>>713002209
It takes like 5 years to make a game now minimum. So they can basically only work on like 2, maybe 3 "real games" a generation now and have to fill the rest with smaller projects.

>>713002040
The cuck says, as he prepares $70 for Bananza.
Hope Zelda and Mario are $150 each. You fucking retards deserve every inch of big N's cock up your ass.

>>713002479
>E33 is easily the GotY

Hardly

>>713002440
I sure do love having zero level design whatsoever to use that gameplay in, or how any time a platforming challenge actually starts it turns out its just some capture gimmick level instead.
I don't really care how many cool cap jumps I can do when theres basically nothing in the game that requires more than walking forward and maybe doing a basic vertical jump.

>it's actually $70
the emulator can't come soon enough

>>713002570
Easily.

>>713002512
Why are you mad?

>>713002421
based AI

>>713002512
Weird how I see /v/irgins nonstop sharting themselves over the price of Nintendo games but rarely if ever whine about the price of PC or other companies' games.

>>713002096
Nintendo is basically the one company who's actually positioned to
>do weird things at a scale indie developers can't
>but not be so vulnerable to market pressures like other major publishers

The biggest effect of this is them basically being the last publisher cranking out big 3D platformers since shooters replaced platformers as the king of the market at the turn of the century, but it also gave them leeway to do stuff like BOTW, TOTK and now Bananza.

>IT'S LE 80 DOLLARS
Maybe for you lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4-oY4whxYQ

>>713002197
>loli

>>713002637
You dont even own a pc

>>713000617
It's possible. All this talk about the "core" makes me think about Krocodile Kore from DKC2, so it could be that if K. Rool is in the game as a secret final boss, he could planning to wish to un-sink Crocodile Isle or if this is a prequel that takes place before DKC, maybe this is where he wishes Crocodile Isle into existence and makes himself king.

>>713002683
Look harder, then.

>>713002124
>It is very, very, very likely that she's a musician for the game or did a song for the game.
That'd be fucking based.

>>712993263 (OP)
It looks good but I wouldn't pay more than $20 for it to be completely honest with you.

>>713002683
Sony started all of it. But it was a FromSoft game, so that made it okay.

>>713002743
DFC? Enough for me.

>>713002743
fatloli is still loli

>>713002749
Even my laptop cost as much as 5 Switch 2 consoles. STFU.
Still not paying more than 60 dollars for a game.

>>713002379
Did it really, though? I permanently dropped it after getting to New Donk City. Nothing felt particularly soulful up to that point, it was Jungle, Desert, and Water levels which is bog standard Mario stuff.

>>712998967
>Why is everyone but ME wrong?!
kekekek

>>712998567
Maybe 20% of all that whinging was actually.genuine. ragebaiting is juat the atatus quo now

>>712998446
On the skill screen, there are 4 locked columns. The final unlocked column shown had a kong bananza icon over it. That would suggest there are a total of 5 transformations that will be unlocked, leaving 2 more.

>>713002683
You need to be at least 18 to post here.

>>713002868
Then you have no excuse >>713002697

>>713002948
Stop trying to memory hole your mental gymnastics when you desperately tried to make people forget snoy raises prices to 70 across the board.

>>712995839
Who's that lg?

>>713002901
Yes? Look if you went through that jump up super star moment and felt nothing i honestly don't know what to say.
The dark souls dragon was soulful, the snowball race was soulful, Playing as bowser was soulful, bouncing along the city was soulful, mushroom kingdom post game was soulful as was the moon finale.
It was a game with a ton of passion put into it

>>713002923
Spider and swordfish?

>>713002697
>>713002958
literally the only country where it's available at
that price, you faggots have it nice.
i'd have a switch 2 by now and the game pre-ordered if i was french.

>>713002124

Hulkbros... Are we back

>>713002868
Why lie? You admitted last time that you dont and wont play games, ever. You are just there by loyalty toward some streamer

I think even if this gets a higher metacritic, E33 will win. I would fucking love for a cartoony platformer to win two years in a row though, being got so mad for "Sony buying GOTY" that Nintendo doing the same would be great

>>713002693
I don't see it as a weird thing so much as I see it as what every studio should be doing. Right now it's pretty much Nintendo and then indies. Every other AAA is garbage linear setpieces with hyper realistic graphics and no good mechanics.

>>713003025
When those fags started this BS, I was doing the exact same thing I'm doing on this thread, the only difference was that I was getting (You)s from snoytards defending the increase, and now I'm getting them from tendies.

>>712999106
Mario Kart has bigger mainstream appeal.
MK8 Deluxe sold 3x more than Odyssey
>>712999509
>Mitigate launch demand
>Sells 3.5.million

>>713003040
I think we'll get a mole or some other digging animal, though kong bananza kinda fills the role by having gigachad punches

>>713003130
I don't know who got into your brain like that, but you're not talking to the same person. I don't even watch streamers so, couldn't be me.

>>713003039
>it gets good, you just have to beat the game first
Okay so it's shit

>>712994029
Even worse than Mario because DK has a smaller moveset, no powerups, is just about smashing, and everything is jungle mines jungle mines. Where that might be a small world in a Mario game, that's the entire DK franchise. And DK is ugly and I want to punch his face in every time I see him.

>>712993263 (OP)
Looks like Odyssey without the cappy mechanic novelty and itl get boring after about an hour

>>713002958
Not everyone is from France.
Buying it from Amazon France would cost me close to 70 regardless, and I wouldn't even get it at launch.

looks kinda mid

>>713003456
on skibidi?

>>712995810
bro acting like I'm missing out on the second coming of christ. It's just a dk game. I'm not paying $600 for it lol.

>>713003301
?

>>713003159
It would win if it was Sony making it.

>>713002858
Not fat enough

>>713003064
>>713003442
I'm not from France. Buying it from Amazon France is just 60€ and it only gets delivered a day late. I made a French Amazon prime 3 month trial account. Man I love Schengen.

>>713003283
You repeat dumb shit and lie all day. Its typical from tertiaries that see gaming as a streamer thing and not an activity by itself.

>>712994104
SILKSONG sweep is assured but thanks for playing

>>713002124
kys

Nah you said this with Mario Kart World and noe its almost universally agreed to be the worst Mario Kart

>>713003384
He does have power ups dumbass

>>713002124
who

>>713003813
>almost universally agreed to be the worst Mario Kart
citation needed

>>713003813
Source?

>>713000617
>>713002756
You guys are expecting too much. They aren't that swaggy

>>713003813
Keep coping.

>>712993263 (OP)
Lol game looks cool but no grown man should really be playing this game

>>713003813
It's not universally agreed to be the worst Mario kart, its basically only worse than 8D (and considerably better than launch 8). Literally all they need to do is retune the online vs race track selection to have standard tracks show up more often and intermission tracks only be like 1/3rd of the options and basically every issue with the game is solved.
But also nobody besides the most niche autists would ever think a cart racer would be goty. E33 is winning obviously (unless geoff randomly gives it to split fiction for no reason again), but my point is that these sorts of "real games" with actual progression and context behind actions and stuff are the only games anyone would actually ever think / nominate for GotY.

>>713003514
>It's just a Mario Kart game!
>It's just a Donkey Kong game!
>It's just a Pokémon Game!
>It's just a Metroid game!
>It's just a Kirby game!
>It's just a Splatoon game!

Next up

>It's just a Maro game!
>It's just a Zelda game!
>It's just a Smash game!
>It's just an Animal Crossing game!
>It's just a Pikmin game!

And so on...

>>713003896
Niggas didn't even watch the video and just repeat same points they did 2 months ago

>>712993263 (OP)
Donkey Kong Bananza confirmed for being Nintendo's big budget game for 2025.

>>712993263 (OP)
this looks fucking gay as shit and you all should be ashamed at liking this

>>712993263 (OP)
>pauline is a kid
>cranky is in this
when the FUCK does this take place? yeah, I get it, timeline watching is cancer, but this this is really confusing.

>>712993468
didn't stop astro bot from winning over ff, wukong, elden ring dlc and metaphor (all better games than e33 btw).

>>712997872
It's amazing

>>713004108
Most likely after the Donkey Kong Country games with young Pauline being extracted from a time way before the original Donkey Kong.

I'm not being racist but why did they use a black guy to narrate the direct?
Is it weird that I know it sounds black?
This is your fault /v/

>>713003901
>>713003090
https://x.com/LC_Lapen/status/1919899309493125133?t=jUuQ4OyI0QUCJkhPCPR2uQ&s=19

>Mario timeline
That doesn't exist you fucking retards

>>713004108
At the end of the game we find out this pauline is actually a terminator sent by Baron K Roolenstein to stop DK from fucking up his investment in Void Co's mining operations

>>713003682
>I made a French Amazon prime 3 month trial account.
Anon, you may have just sold a Nintendo Switch 2 console and copy of Donkey Kong Bananza. I'll look into that.

>>713004108
It's a prequel to the original DK. This is the Cranky of the before times, then many years later the DK in this game inherents the title of Cranky Kong and the DK of the Country games is born. For simplicity I will call him Crankier Kong.

I can see a lot of Sonic Unleashed in Bananza

>>713004445
Trve.

>>713003896
False. You have been debunked

>>712999106
It's one month apart, I would hardly NOT consider it a launch title.

The game looks okay but I'm worried it'll be like Odyssey in the sense that 80% of the game is just a jungle gym littered with so many collectibles they all feel meaningless. They showed some dedicated challenge/platforming sections that looked fun but will there be enough?

>>713003695
whatever helps you sleep tonight, based schizo.

>>713003983
There are croc skulls and skeletons all around

>>713004108
Probably a retcon, splitting Mario and Pauline from Jumpman/Lady.
>Cranky kidnaps Lady
>Thwarted by Jumpman
>Grows into an old geezer
>Grandson DK meets child Pauline
>Befriends her and inspires her future career and mayor of New Donk City
>Either Mario vs DK is non-canon, or DK simply didn't recognize Pauline since she grew up and he's not too bright.

Finally, a version of "The Last of Us" that isn't melodramatic cynical garbage.

>>713003947
>>713003968

>>713004840
Keep setting yourself up for disappointment pussi boiiii

>>713004648
I have literally seen people list rift ashart as a ps5 launch title (7 months later), and in the SAME POST argue that dk doesn't count as a launch title for switch 2. Once you notice it, you can't stop.

>>713004525
Thats retarded and makes no sense, Diddy and dixie are in the game and not babies. So a period of time happens between bananza and regular DK, and then another period of time between dk and dk country, and DK becomes cranky, but Diddy and Dixie dont age at all?

literally wreck it ralph 0

>Pauline is fully voice acted
>Everyone else has B&K goobledegook speak

>>713004449
As long as you have a debit/credit card that's recognized across national lines (Mastercard works) you only have to pay sticker price with no import fees. There may be a small shipping charge if you're far far away or not using Euro, but definitely look into it.

>>713005094
animals age like animals not like humans, enjoy the game and touch grass

>>713005178
Well she's a human and everything else is an animal or sentient rock.

C'mon Anon, think.

>>713005094
jesus fuck dude, chill out

>>712993263 (OP)
Nintendo's taking a huge risk here, filling their one 3D adventure game quota with a donkey kong game instead of mario
I wonder how many years into development this game was in before miyamoto decided it would become a DK game

>>713005214
>JUST DONT THINK ABOUT IT!!!
gay retarded argument. Diddy isnt older than DK Country DK

>>713005094
Obviously the Kongs use inhereted titles rather than names. They're diffrent Kongs.

>>712993263 (OP)
I am fucking pissed off that this stupid direct made me feel something. goddammit.

>>713004108
This is one of the times were you need to wait until the game comes out for context.

>>713005283
you will never touch a real breats man with that virgin attitude

>>712999987
What's Rare gonna do? Release another Replay? Dig up their Speccy classics? Not likely.

>>713003896
Rambi is not a powerup

>>713005334
Then Tiny would adequately have been called Trixie. Its incredible the mental gymnastics you guys will jump through to defend poor worldbuilding
>>713005381
I own a home and have children. Sex doesnt make you stupid, coomcel

>>713005381
Nintendo hires pajeet shills?

>>713005178
Good.

>>712994029
Filtered

>>712993263 (OP)
Why does every nintendo game have harlem bebop jazz now? What happened to the cool modernist japanese jazz tendy games used to have?
DK doesn't scream jazz to me. It should have upbeat speedy cognitive tempo forest tunes, not "songs from the britbongs we kicked to the curb BUT JAZZ"

>>713003384
>>713004626
>no powerups
Literally in the direct, stupid mongoloid.

>>712993263 (OP)
>vocal tracks
We're so fucking back

>>713005595
it's a black male thing

I am super excited for this game, but my autism betrays me.

In Yoshi's Island DS, Mario and DK are both babies, and then in Donkey Kong, Mario and Pauline are the same age, but that DK is Cranky Kong, right? And the DK we know is actually Cranky's grandson.

So then how can Pauline be like a 8 year old while DK is full grown if he was also a baby around the same time Mario was?

>>713005635
Grewa're zhoo furikingu greemish, my shestloren.
peach, soooooo lots PEACH.

>>713005620
False. You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>712993263 (OP)
nintendevs got sick of waiting for pragmata

>>713005652
>tfw autists calling baby pauline Paulines daughter understood the lore better than Nintendos retard division

In before Odd Rock is the real character and it just looks like Pauline due to magic and her being his 2nd desire after bananas or some shit.

>>713005778
wtf that madness... o_O;

>>713005778
>Donkey Kong desperately wants to kidnap lolis

These DK expressions honestly ruin the game for me

>full voice acting
This is always a gamble and they lost, it sounds just awkward and bad

What was the last good Nintendo song with vocals?
For me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlV_fBJQ03c

>>713005917
It looks like GODA himself directed this masterpiece! I'm buying 5 copies now!

>>713005917

>>713005917
Ahegao Kong stinks

>>713005689
I know you're trolling at this point, but please continue and explain how it is false. Explain how the three transformations he has are not power-ups.

>>713005917
Thatl be 80 dollars plus tip

>>713006025

>>712993263 (OP)
>all those fucking retards theorizing it's Pauline and Mario's kid and Mario has a canon romance with Pauline
>it's actually just lil pauline
To the schizoshipper who made that elaborate image about a vtuber being the VO and the miyamoto interview, this laughs at you.

Game looks fantastic. Am surprised Nintendo led the switch2 release with Mario Kart when they had THAT in the oven. For 70 bucks none the less. Avoid the controversy about game pricing shit and have a cool looking game. Nu Kong and Cyberpunk as starting switch2 line up looks better than Mario Kart (80) and cyberpunk

>>713005917
>>713006025
>le wacky monkey

>>713005917
>>713006025
OMG!!! eckina expressive omg omgo mg omg this is so much soul do you see it eckina expressive eckin UWAAAA surprised donky face i looovE it so much eckina expressive and soul omgmgn iintendoOoooo!!

>>712996349
People actually thought she'd be a tranny?

what's the problem with DK being more expressive

>>712993263 (OP)
If you bought a Switch 2 you're the cancer killing vidya.

Lmao the mentally ill thought the thread was a little too positive

>>713005682
What?

>>713006336
Autists can no longer relate to the monke

>>713006180

>>713006203
lmfao this post really put nu-kong trannies on blast

>>713006020
>>713006025
>>713006076
>>713006168
>>713006197
>>713006203
The seethe is palpable.

>>713006454
I like Rare and Nintendo Kong. Cope.

Trash game, you're a fucking sheep if you like this.

>>713005917
Look at this slop! it's not even DK! looks like a furfag's fetish take on him

>>713004252
>all better games than e33 btw
LOL

>>713005778
Lmao I said the same
DK desires teen Pauline

>>713006393
Why do you care you own none of the system and plays nothing

>>713006336
None, it's just a bit too different for many people, which I can certainly respect. Personally I'm happy for a new direction for DK, I think Mario/DK have been bland for too long.

i'm not here to shit on the game whatsoever but you are genuinely delusional if you think it has a chance to be GOTY

>>713006797
What else is coming out this year?

>>713006509
EHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!

>>713006797
What else is GOTY?

>>713006797
If Astrobot can win, I don't see why this isn't capable. However, I still agree with you because Expedition 33 was released this year.

>>713006509
Not seething, I haven't owned a Nintendo console since the gamecube. I just think it's funny to think grown ass men want to buy a game with a wacky monkey and a toddler in it.

>>713006837
>>713006867
Expedition 33.

>terraforming
I can't play this game. I was that kid who would dig every tile in Zelda even though there was nothing there.

>>712995389
Can anyone explain why retards are freaking out about game key cards but were silent about the practice where game cases would be empty save for a slip of paper with a redemption code on it? Key cards are just a slightly-less-shitty upgrade to these codes in a box that have been around since at least the PSP. Nintendo will still be releasing games with the data on the cartridge. Key cards will only be replacing the relatively small amount of games that would otherwise have just gotten a code in a box.

>>713006837
Your constipated mom's shit in my toilet. That's right, she's at my place now. I'm feeding her lots of beans. We're very happy together. Now your pull your pud and enjoy your 90 dollar donkey bandicoot game, anon. And have fun at war!

I’m still not paying $70 for a 5 hour tech demo :/

>>713006509
It really is desperate. If you don't want to play the game, why are you even in this thread?

>>712993263 (OP)
I'm sure it's good, but I'm not watching 17 minutes of an ad.

>>713006895
i see your point, but nothing last year was even close to E33-tier. and i say this as someone who loved Rebirth, Metaphor, and Wukong

>>712997181
No you retard it's JUST Wario World 2.

>>712993263 (OP)
>Game about an ape
>Advertised by a black person
What did Nintendo mean by this?

>/v/ suddenly cares only because there's a child they can jerk off to

>>713007053
Geoff isn't ever letting a (J)RPG win.

>>713007053
E33 is a plain looking competent turn based RPG. It deserves some award like best music or something, but with how hard Geoff shilled it, yeah it'll win the bought and paid for award.

>>713007076
>soundtrack's all jazz
racist jap mufuckas mayne.....

>>712997923
>97
fucking ridiculous

>>713006331
gen 6 of pokemon was released in 2013, yet somehow sylveon is a trans character because the fur uses a common pastel compliment.

>>713007150
you better start preparing now, anon. there is zero chance that it doesn't win.
>>713007170
>looking
so you're talking out your ass, lmao

>>713005178
AS IT SHOULD BE!

>>713007150
It already won regardless, in my opinion. Expedition 33 will go down in history as one of the greats. When people think back on the best RPGs ever made, it will continue to stand tall as one of the ones remembered such as Chrono Trigger and Planescape Torment when people reminisce about the greatest RPGs of all time.

>>713005917
You stopped being the target audience a long time ago, bud. Plenty of working families with children are the focus now.

>>713007243
>so you're talking out your ass, lmao

Expedition 33 is the height of mediocrity, but I suppose that's the best you can expect from Steam

>>713007325
i completely understand the logic behind thinking posts like this are shilling, but anyone who actually played it realizes that this is 100% true

E33 was a solid 4/5 for me. Good game but the glaze it gets from some people like the guy itt borders on parody.

>>712993263 (OP)
Millennial wet dream ahh

>>713007375
>Expedition 33 is the height of mediocrity
>he says, despite not playing it

>>713007064
I don't think you played Wario World.

>>713007396
I even understood it as I wrote it. Knowing people would just call me a shill. It does not matter, though. I was legitimately sincere with the statement.

Why is the game called "Donkey Kong Freedom" in Japan?

>>713007325
>It already won regardless, in my opinion.

Yeah I agree, E33's GOTY awards have already been paid for so it will win regardless of better games coming out.

>>713006962
>but were silent about the practice where game cases would be empty save for a slip of paper
I don't recall Nintendo doing that. If they did, it was probably like 1 or 2 shitty shovelware games. That was mostly a Sony thing.

>>713007486
just sit back and enjoy the anti-shills getting more and more buckbroken as it wins GOTY, tops best of 2020's lists, and is still discussed in 20 years. they will only seethe harder and harder as the years go by.

ITT: slop consoomers

Least obvious samefag of all time currently taking place here

ITS KINO, SISTERS!!!

>DK can also turn into a zebra!
How does this make you feel?

>>713007645
cope

>>713007523
It isn't.

>>712997208
what's the benefit of offering a 32GB Cart that costs the same as a 64?

>>713007650

>>713007685
The fact that you even bothered to post this proves you are samefagging and got rattled by being called out

>>713007670

This is fucking horrifying and I legitimately might not buy the game now.

>>713007650
Those dresses give her a big butt. I guess her genetics were always that strong

>>713007670
This is the closest he will ever be to an actual donkey.

>>713007789
i literally just proved otherwise, unless you are a retard who doesn't understand how 4chan X works

>>713007479
Çřý

>>713007243
>so you're talking out your ass, lmao
I can only ooh and aah at clever monster designs done in that horrific UE5 style so much after I get tired of how the game looks as a whole.

>>712998881
Sadly, this is true. Geoff doesn't care. He's in it for the ad bucks he gets for hosting commercials for 2 straight hours.

>>713007670
DAH DAH DAHDAHDAHDAH DAH DAH CIRCUS
DAH DAH DAHDAHDAHDAH DAH DAH AFRO
CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKADOT POLKADOT POLKADOT AFRO

giant elder cock

>>713007831
Sure you did, buddy. Everyone is watching this exchange and laughing at you

>The last of us becomes a hit
>Japanese try to follow
>Pragmata and Bananza with loli sidekicks
Say thank you, Sony.

>>713007970
yeah, all the phonefag PClet tendies who don't understand how 4chan X indicates which posts are yours

>>713007831
To be fair, you can uncheck your (you) in 4chan X on post with the click of the button. Removing it other ways is easy as well with the simple hit of F11. I was the one who made the statement of it going down as one of the greats. There is zero reasoning to be had here. There's no way to prove anything to them. They will stick to their narrative no matter what. It does not matter if they ever change their mind or like the game.it simply will go down in history as one of the best regardless if they like it or not.

>>712993263 (OP)
I don't like pauline's dub voice, nintendo dropped the ball desu

>>713007965
me waking up 2 hours early to watch the direct

>>713008062
>To be fair, you can uncheck your (you) in 4chan X on post with the click of the button.
kek i just noticed that, i didn't know you could do that. true though, they will all get properly BTFO later this year.

>passable FOTM RPG will be "one of the greats"
Persona 4 comes out right after bro...

>>713008042
You really think you're some kind of 4chan genius for replying to your own posts on your phone and then posting that screencap. This is the level of intellect E33 shills are operating on kek

>>713008197
You got me

>>712997447
Nintendo has probably never liked the idea of Cranky Kong being the arcade DK and wants to retcon it. It was just a joke from Rare (who never cared or thought about how that affects long term branding).

Nintendo is explicitly correcting the record the way they did with the koopalings and recently in TotK where they ripped the timeline to shreds and made it clear there could be multiple Ganondorfs. It's just the kind of stuff that doesn't tie their hands nearly as much.

>>713008197
just make sure you come apologize to both of us when E33 gets it's Shitch port, tendoid.

>>712995189
but my pc plays all the nintendo games better than nintendo consoles for free?

DK hasn't been redesigned so much as they allowed him to be silly and made him act silly a lot.
But that's a personality change not a design change.

>>713008250
I know

>>713001828
he told DK he was going out for cigarettes and never returned, it's been 30 years now. (well he showed up once to play tennis with everyone, but that was just kind of awkward)

>>713008321
Just curious why it has to be a marketer samefag shill. Am I not capable of being a delusional person with bad taste instead?

>>713004058
thanks for funding these hits bro they play great on the emulators

>>713007971
I mean it's not like Last of Us invented the premise.

The guy making all the new Exp33 vs Bananza posts is the very same anon that kept spamming accusations of all the anti-Exp33 posts being made by "tendies" isn't it?

>>712994604
the way you talk makes you sound like a homosexual

>>713007687
So nintendo ripped off their fans again?
https://youtu.be/nnJlNru89Ys?t=35

>>713008547
That's literally always the case.

>>713002605
it's tragic the amount of damage growing up with Galaxy did to you kids, that you think you need floating obstacle courses in space to have "level design".

>giant, empty landscapes with nothing to do in them

sigh

Galaxy > Galaxy 2 > 3D World > Sunshine > 64 > Odyssey

I grew up with 64 btw.

>>713008647
Only faggots text-sigh, faggot.

>>713008647
Where do you get the idea there will be nothing to do in them?

>>713003040
Frog and Swordfish would be closer to the OG gang.

>>713008647
>I am too soulless and unimaginative to find things to do, lead me around on a leash like the dog I am

>>713008749
From the direct and the experience I gained from Odyssey

>>713008724
>3D World better than 64 and Sunshine
Surely you jestin

>>712999106
Mario Kart is Nintendo biggest IP that they 100% own.

They are going to launch their new system with their biggest IP because they want their system to sell.

>>713008547
There's at least a few of us in here. One of us made an anti-tendie comment a moment ago. I, however, own a Switch 2 and am buying DK Bonanza. It looks really good. But Expedition 33 is truly that special to me. I do believe it will be extremely hard to top. The OP is literally saying it will be GOTY. I'm injecting my personal opinion that it doesn't seem possible even if it's a 10/10.

>>713008547
any thread that declares a game as GOTY invites people who think (or know, in this case) a different game will win GOTY to join the thread. i wouldn't have came if it was a simple DK thread.

>>713007670
That expression looks exactly like horse rapist

Great game indeed.
Can't be GOTY.
It will be DS2.

>>713004108
obviously this takes place in the "Jumpman Lost" timeline. Donkey Kong (now old and known as Cranky) successfully kidnapped the original Pauline, who eventually died a tragic death because Gorillas tend to do that to people they get their hands on, due to her tragic death it became common practice for musicians to name their kids Pauline in her honor, and to dress them in red on their 13th birthday.

>>712996821
Technically macro because of the giant elders, but they're all old and lame.

>>713008823
The direct didn't seem to indicate there would be nothing to do in it..

E33 looks on track to become the most overrated midwit game since Nier

>>713009371
post playtime

>>713009446

>>713001685
>they're shit-scared of retarded bumpkin parents screengrabbing it and talking about satan or something
Are they living in 1992? Even in the US, nobody cares about what religious or conservative people in general are offended by anymore.

>>713009371
Possible, but it is what it is. I love the game and consider it my GOTY for the characters and story alone. And maybe I'm just an idiot because I haven't read a book in over a decade. I like the game, just as many others do. Simple as.

>>713009601
now post arm

>>713009371
Hollow Knight is more recent than Nier.

>>713006336
too human-like unlike your average souless wagie they can no longer relate

>>713009642
The characters are one of the biggest problems with the game. They're all incredibly flat and uninteresting. The only interesting part about the game is the philosophical quandary of whether or not the painting constitutes a true, living world and how it should be weighed against the Dessendre family which isn't really enough. There are much shorter games that can pose philosophical questions of equal weight.
>>713009713
You first.

>>712995062
>>15 fps with all that shit happening when you destroy shit
Well I mean it's a Nintendo Switch game

The name "Donkey" refers to DK's massive penis

>>713007580
It happened, but it was relatively rare. It will probably be the same situation with key cards.

>>713000690
>>713008092
Holy shit she sounds much better in japanese, what the fuck were they thinking with the ear-grating dub voice?
https://youtu.be/5D9JooJafeI?t=115

>>713009826
I actually agree with you on that being the most interesting aspect. I still like everything else about the game as well.