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Anonymous No.712993737 [Report] >>712993972 >>712994170 >>712994624 >>712994640 >>712994875 >>712994962 >>712997438 >>712999197 >>712999554 >>713000216 >>713000253
ITT: retconned games
Anonymous No.712993972 [Report]
>>712993737 (OP)
She could have just been turned into a child for this game.
Anonymous No.712994008 [Report] >>712995914
hopefully these
Anonymous No.712994170 [Report]
>>712993737 (OP)
Not really. DK came back to take back his barefoot cunny bride.
Anonymous No.712994481 [Report] >>712998889
the bananza DK is the current cranky kong
meaning the bananza cranky is country dk's grandfather, and is either dead, or there's two cranky kongs
Anonymous No.712994545 [Report]
It's now the story of an overprotective father trying to keep his adopted daughter from dating a working-class Italian man.
Anonymous No.712994624 [Report] >>712995567
>>712993737 (OP)
Anonymous No.712994640 [Report]
>>712993737 (OP)
Canonically the second DK game now
Anonymous No.712994875 [Report] >>712995161
>>712993737 (OP)
Bananza is a prequel. The DK in the game is the original DK's dad.
Anonymous No.712994913 [Report]
Anonymous No.712994962 [Report]
>>712993737 (OP)
It's fun. Why can't we have more Donkey Kong games that are like the original?
Anonymous No.712995161 [Report] >>712996058 >>712996323 >>712999021
>>712994875
And Cranky is Cranky's dad
And Rambi is Rambi's dad
And Diddy is Diddy's dad
And Dixie is Dixie's dad
Anonymous No.712995567 [Report]
>>712994624
Who are they calling?
Anonymous No.712995914 [Report] >>712997163 >>712997608 >>713000590
>>712994008
>halo
Man, I know this will anger lorefags, but I really really want someone competent to reboot the franchise post halo 3 and delete all the shit done after it. It’s just an incoherent mess of incomplete ideas. Just delete the story post 3 and start from scratch.
Anonymous No.712996058 [Report] >>712996323
>>712995161
No they're just time travelers.
Anonymous No.712996323 [Report]
>>712995161
>>712996058
Diddy is canonically older than DK now.
Anonymous No.712997163 [Report] >>712999926
>>712995914
I prefer this over a CE remake
Anonymous No.712997438 [Report] >>712999523
>>712993737 (OP)
I will never forget.
I will never forgive.
I will never play BG3.

How they treated one of the foundational pillars of CRPGs is fucking disgraceful. A pox on their houses, a pox on all their houses.
Anonymous No.712997608 [Report] >>712999926
>>712995914
Unfortunately with all of the EU material I think that ship has sailed, I think the best we can hope for is a timeskip so they can just ignore 4, 5, and Infinite. But if the same team is in place it wouldn't make a difference anyway
Anonymous No.712998889 [Report] >>713000082
>>712994481
All Donkey Kongs become Cranky Kong.
All of Donkey Kong's male progeny are "Jr" until the current DK becomes Cranky. They are titles, not names.
Anonymous No.712999021 [Report]
>>712995161
And Pauline is Pauline's mom.
Deepest lore.
>2ANKY
Anonymous No.712999197 [Report]
>>712993737 (OP)

>retconned
LORE ACCURATE
Anonymous No.712999265 [Report]
mario lore.... is in shambles....
Anonymous No.712999523 [Report]
>>712997438
very based
Anonymous No.712999554 [Report]
>>712993737 (OP)
the DK we play as is in bananza is DKC DK dumbass
Anonymous No.712999926 [Report]
>>712997163
I would gladly accept the CE and the rest of the trilogy remakes if the goal is to reset everything after 3. But unfortunately this shit is still in hands of the same retards that got us in this mess to begin with.
>>712997608
One can only hope, but yeah, as I said, we need someone competent at the helm of this sinking boat to make it afloat again.
Anonymous No.713000082 [Report]
>>712998889
The deepest lore
Anonymous No.713000216 [Report]
>>712993737 (OP)
>Cranky
>Lady
>Jumpman
Nope, people just assume the girl is Pauline
Anonymous No.713000253 [Report]
>>712993737 (OP)
Wrong pic, OP. The only thing "retconned" is that Cranky is no longer the original DK, which was a Rare plot point that they created in DKC. Now, Donkey Kong was always Donkey Kong and hopefully we get some kind of explanation at the end of Bananza that sets up the arcade game. That would honestly be kino
Anonymous No.713000590 [Report]
>>712995914
>post 3
3 is shit though.