>>712993737 (OP)
She could have just been turned into a child for this game.

hopefully these

>>712993737 (OP)
Not really. DK came back to take back his barefoot cunny bride.

the bananza DK is the current cranky kong
meaning the bananza cranky is country dk's grandfather, and is either dead, or there's two cranky kongs

It's now the story of an overprotective father trying to keep his adopted daughter from dating a working-class Italian man.

>>712993737 (OP)

>>712993737 (OP)
Canonically the second DK game now

>>712993737 (OP)
Bananza is a prequel. The DK in the game is the original DK's dad.

>>712993737 (OP)
It's fun. Why can't we have more Donkey Kong games that are like the original?

>>712994875
And Cranky is Cranky's dad
And Rambi is Rambi's dad
And Diddy is Diddy's dad
And Dixie is Dixie's dad

>>712994624
Who are they calling?

>>712994008
>halo
Man, I know this will anger lorefags, but I really really want someone competent to reboot the franchise post halo 3 and delete all the shit done after it. It’s just an incoherent mess of incomplete ideas. Just delete the story post 3 and start from scratch.

>>712995161
No they're just time travelers.

>>712995161
>>712996058
Diddy is canonically older than DK now.

>>712995914
I prefer this over a CE remake

>>712993737 (OP)
I will never forget.
I will never forgive.
I will never play BG3.

How they treated one of the foundational pillars of CRPGs is fucking disgraceful. A pox on their houses, a pox on all their houses.

>>712995914
Unfortunately with all of the EU material I think that ship has sailed, I think the best we can hope for is a timeskip so they can just ignore 4, 5, and Infinite. But if the same team is in place it wouldn't make a difference anyway

>>712994481
All Donkey Kongs become Cranky Kong.
All of Donkey Kong's male progeny are "Jr" until the current DK becomes Cranky. They are titles, not names.

>>712995161
And Pauline is Pauline's mom.
Deepest lore.
>2ANKY

>>712993737 (OP)

>retconned
LORE ACCURATE

mario lore.... is in shambles....

>>712997438
very based

>>712993737 (OP)
the DK we play as is in bananza is DKC DK dumbass

>>712997163
I would gladly accept the CE and the rest of the trilogy remakes if the goal is to reset everything after 3. But unfortunately this shit is still in hands of the same retards that got us in this mess to begin with.
>>712997608
One can only hope, but yeah, as I said, we need someone competent at the helm of this sinking boat to make it afloat again.

>>712998889
The deepest lore

>>712993737 (OP)
>Cranky
>Lady
>Jumpman
Nope, people just assume the girl is Pauline

>>712993737 (OP)
Wrong pic, OP. The only thing "retconned" is that Cranky is no longer the original DK, which was a Rare plot point that they created in DKC. Now, Donkey Kong was always Donkey Kong and hopefully we get some kind of explanation at the end of Bananza that sets up the arcade game. That would honestly be kino

>>712995914
>post 3
3 is shit though.