Thread 712995837

Apologize

>>712995837 (OP)
>end of the game
>power mushroom appears
>pauline eats it
>turns into regular pauline

how do you react?

Don't care not going to play, will masturbate to the copious amount of loli Pauline porn

>>712995837 (OP)
I am sorry for the Suzanneposting.

>>712995837 (OP)
Wokey Kong

>>712995837 (OP)
If they're both young, it makes sense why DK looks like a zoomer. I still dislike the design.

Nintendo's last of us.

>>712996115
DOOMERS LOST

>America elects a pedophile
>these kind of games keep getting released

>>712995837 (OP)
For what? I was always on his side.

>>712996617
kek

>>712996115
Would be interesting, the site claims she's 13, but she looks far younger than 13, but then again mario is short af, so...

>>712996115
>ass and breast expansion
fuggg

>>712997132
I will now buy your game.

>>712997038
anon discovers stylization

>>712995837 (OP)
UUUUH
OOOOOH
UUUUUOOOOOOOHHH

Make an original post, Donkey Cock

>>712996726
>America elects a pedophile
Do you know how little that narrows it down?

>>712996115
i dont think this is Pauline is shrunk down, they kept saying she has aspirations to become a singer but in Odyssey she already has her own club and seems pretty well established, i'm guessing the ending will hint towards the founding of new donk city, named after her monkey boyfriend who saved her of course

>barefeet loli
>sculpt mode
looks kino

>>712998271
The website said she is 13 so she wasn't aged down. That's her real age.

PAULINE!

>>712998271
>>712998370
Why is this the first Mario character in history where they have to let you know her age

>>712998437
So we can have hebe fanart

>>712995837 (OP)
>pauline stole the show
it's that easy, huh?

>>712998271
Makes sense they need to re-establish Pauline's origins after the universe was reset at the end of Mario Galaxy 1

How the fuck is Cranky here if she’s a kid?

Is Pauline one of the greatest video game character comebacks in all of video games?
I’d argue she’s become iconic in the last ten years all jokes aside

>>712998182
that woman is at least 40

>>712995837 (OP)
for not being a pedophile hurensohn? sorry, but THAT, is absolutely never going to happen. even i can have standards.

>>712998534
Not only Cranky but Diddy and Dixie too
My guess is time travel or some curse

>>712996726
Japanese video games have nothing to do with US pedo president

>>712998437
How in the helly is that 13 years old.

She looks like she's 8 max.

>>712998039
>>>/vt/ranny

>>712995837 (OP)
This is the Game of The Year. Time to just accept that.

>>712995837 (OP)
It looks better than the garbage they demo'd a few months ago at least

>>712996115
you forgot
>*jump up superstar starts playing*
>"maybe one more song before I go"

>>712998271
they might pull some bullshit about lost memories and her being deaged with it being reversed in the end so she is an adult that is old enough to have been kidnapped by a younger Cranky Kong in the first Jumpman.
But this will imply the much shorter lifespans that Kongs have

>>712996551
Do people actually know what that word means anymore?

The game is about as traditional as it gets. Big Hairy Dad figure protects small child. Nothing "woke" about it.

>>713003809
Some 13 year olds do still look 8.

Leave the girl alone, she'll develop when she is ready.

>>712998437
Did she get shrink? Her pants especially don't fit.

>>713006904
She could potentially be chubbyfat. Maybe she's using the clothes to hide it.

so why is she a loli now?

>>713007069
I mean she's rolling her pants up, so they are clearly too long for her. The pants look a bit too large as well. I think it's possible she got shrunk by the Void Company's potion.

>>713003809
She's already as tall as Mario who's an adult

>>712997132
Like this but with DK and Pauline

>>713003809
Bobby Hill syndrome.

Pragmata bros... why did we lose so hard?

>>713008615
This is an intrinsically French/Belgian image.

>>713009079
Ah, I see you're a man of culture.

>>713006358
That actually tracks with the weird lore gymnastics Nintendo loves to pull when they want to retcon 40 years of continuity. Like how Zelda gets reincarnated every few centuries but still remembers stuff from past lives. If they're leaning into de-aging and memory wipes now, I wouldn't be shocked if Cranky’s whole lineage gets messed with. Would explain how he’s still alive, too—maybe the Kongs just cycle through timelines like it’s Tuesday.

>>713006128
NUOOOOOOOOH MY GOD

>Final boss
>First phase is your bog standard avoid and counter type fare
>music stops
>cutscene
>Pauline prepares to activate the final Bananza form
>She starts singing the fucking DK Rap as Donkey Kong enters a level beyond ultra instinct
>remainder of the game is Donkey Kong beating the shit out of whoever the main villain is before uppercutting them through the surfaces and into the sun

>>712995837 (OP)
what do you mean? The game is getting less appealing the more they show off.

>>712995837 (OP)
>CalArts Kong

>>712995837 (OP)
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