Thread 712998635

You would not actually enjoy her company if she was real

>>712998635 (OP)
THIS is the FUCKING thread

>>712998635 (OP)
I wouldn't enjoy the company of most-to-any characters created by woketoids if they existed in real life, no.

>>712998847
>he gets mad in threads for games he didn't even play and characters he doesn't even know

I probably not. But I would enjoy being around the insecure doe

>>712998847
This is the type of insufferable inceloid making steam clown badge threads

>>712998635 (OP)
I'm unironically too outspoken myself to get the best out of a friendship with Susie. She works best as a vehicle to get shy guys outside and out of their comfort zone.

>>712999139
>>712999267
And Toby made a piece of software that calls you a bad person for playing an RPG like an RPG, framed as a parody of a game he never played, ten years ago.

>>712999596
>and also dishonored is a bad gamerino because the ten seconds cutscene at the end says I'm LE BAD if I kill people

Broken record sounding retarded ass

>>712999556
skinwalkelle

>>712998698
>2 threads
Not sure myself.

>>712999556
>Noelle after Carol makes her get a lobotomy in chapter 5

>>712999763
>i'm going to compare a piece of self-contained fiction to something that is intentionally a meta-fictional work to prove my point!
>this is totally honest!

>>712998635 (OP)
She probably STINKS

>>712999596
why are you mad

>>712999972
(and that's a good thing!)

>>712999556
MY EYES AAAAAAAAAA

>>712998698
This isn't real is it?

>>712999267
What the fuck are "steam clown badge" threads?

>>713000025
Because this nonsense should have been bullied out of gaming when we were at war with ideological subversives like The "Fantastic" Mr. Fox, here, a decade ago. Sadly, most of us didn't realize what was happening at the time and decided letting SOME subversion into the hobby was, in fact, a good thing. And that's how gaming became just another arm of the demoralization agenda...

>>712999972
> bottom heavy girl that stinks good

>>713000403
Something he made up as a ridiculous activity that a clearly ridiculous individual like me would partake in...

>>712998635 (OP)
I know who would.

>>712998635 (OP)
Built for goat boys that act like fags

>>713000837
I want him to sit on my face then I plow his ass.

>>713000404
oh it's le ebin chuuni stimmies behavior, I get it now

>>713000403
>>713000487
Trannies reached a new level of obsession and started to make demands for more explicit lgbt propaganda because as usual: it's never enough.

Because this comes as unhinged, even to Normie's that normally would not care, the more lucid trans people went into full damage control and started calling it false flag (aka clown award baiting).
So in other words: they blame the rightwing boogyman for the unhinged shit and threats they post.

>>712998635 (OP)
Susie's fucking hilarious, she and Kris are basically the perfect double act and they should do standup comedy together.

>>712998635 (OP)
I genuienly wonder how she would react if anone stood up to her when she was doing her bully shtick

>>712998635 (OP)
Wrong
https://vocaroo.com/13m6oeonG2GN

can anyone recommend an rpg that has a similar gameplay feel to deltarune other than mother? just finished it last night and I want to keep playing.

It hurts so good

the numbers... they cursed us...

STOP DISCUSSING A VIDEO GAME ON THE VIDEO GAME BOARD. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING CHUDS

>>712998698
Pizzapants... had a hard life

The betrayal reveal will be legendary

>>712999556
What if this ends up being Dess's canon design?

>>712998635 (OP)
It's funny how so many people here insist they want the bully gf when /v/ also tells you the reason their hatred of 3DPD women is justified all goes back to that one time a girl laughed at them.

Big purple furry girl bullies (You)? Coom time!
One girl said something mean to you once 20 years ago? THOT GENOCIDE

>>713001068
There's this little unknown genre you might've not heard of, it's called "indie games"

>>713000404
you were inside your dad's balls when that happened and learned about it from grifters on youtube, sit down fag

>>712998635 (OP)
I would, fuck you for trying to gaslight me. She would be so much fun to be around

>STOP DISCUSSING THIS VIDEO GAME!
>MAKE ANOTHER LOLI PAULINE THREAD!
Jannies having a meltie as usual.

>>713001156
Speak for yourself. I hate women because they never bullied me.

>>712998698
>Toby is unironically going to portray catfishing as positive and heckin wholesome cause it's been done by a faggot

>>713001156
The purple dino grabbed me and said she was gonna kill me and eat me. The thot spread rumors and made everyone laugh as I walked by.

These are not the same.

>>713001156
that is very true. dealing with this type of people in real life sucks. you have to be equally witty and clap back instead of just sit down and take it.

>>712999556
reindeer shed their antlers yearly so this is canon

>10 threads about loli pauline? A-OK
>anons accidentally made more than one deltarune thread because we're not allowed to have "deltarune" in the OP? SHUT IT DOWN

>>713000837
this
ralsei and susie... kissing....

>>713001156
I just don't care about other people anymore, just as much they don't care about me.
At least characters in vidya still makes me feel.

Seeing as Ralsei knows about (You), keeps secretly talking to Kris about secret shit over and over again, and knows the Knight isn't doing this just to destroy the world, it's not too big of leap of logic to assume he knows that Kris and the Knight are working together
If anything, it would be weird for him not to know. Why wouldn't such a major plot revelation be covered in the prophecy? If such a thing was unforseen it would actually make what Kris is doing a break away from fate, rather than continuing down the fated path like we assumed

>>713000404
Mr Fox was pure kinography tho

This is what true friendship looks like.

>>713001262
If pizza pants reveals he's straight and tells nice cream to fuck off how will you react?

>>713001302
>you have to be equally witty and clap back
sounds fine to me
what? are you guys not witty in real life too?

Papyrus is the man behind the tree:
>the way you get the eggs becomes more and more puzzle-horseshit in the last two chapters
>hes a tall person that could fit inside
>im still convinced he knew about as much as Sans in UT about the timeline-stuff he just stayed true to his philosophy and, sucesfully, prevented a ton of genocide runs while Sans actually made them happen. Meaning hes just a excentric Kant-like weirdo but still smart and would fit in fucking with the player this time around instead of Sans
>pic related

>>713001057
You got the cavemen one going SUSIE BIG LOVE BIG SUSIE?

>>713001365
Ralsei knows trusting Kris is risK, but believes that he can be fixed.

>>713001156
>people here want fictional 2d women but hate 3d women
Damn, reminds me of that place 4chan. Fucking sickos

>>713001095
This is what they get for saying Papyrus won't show up.

>>713001365
>it would be weird for him not to know. Why wouldn't such a major plot revelation be covered in the prophecy?
we've seen how he is, if he knows then he genuinely believes it's completely hopeless to try to go against it, so he plays his part

>>713001405
I would never dare to doubt Tobias-sama ever again

>>713001469
FRIENDSTONES!?

>>712998635 (OP)
Categorically wrong
Best girls I've ever hang out with and dated were loose cannons with attitide like her

>>713001228
I am telling you, if we posted loli humans the jannies wouldn't have a problem with us.

>>712998698
Now it is. Did the other one get autosaged? It seemed to be going strong until I went to eat. When I came back, it was archived at 186 posts.

>>713001402
Few people know this but the actual point of Deltarune's story is inducing suicidal thoughts in you for having missed out on teenage love

Why was Ralsei concerned about the titan fight? He knows the whole prophecy, he knew they would win

>>713001483
I don't think I ever heard that one, lol. I hope someone posts it.
I only have this other classic: https://vocaroo.com/17VOskFldZq4

>>713001156
This
99% of the people who love Susie or wish she would be their gf would have immediately hated her the very first time she bullied them, even if it was light joshing. How many people on 4chan do you think can handle IRL banter? Almost none.

>>713001302
I usually just repeat what they're saying in a bro voice and periodically add "and fuck my mom too she made me do chores"

>>712998698
That scene actually hit me hard. I want to punch that stupid cunt alligator and drown her in the onion-san lake.

I’m surprised how hard kris x ralsei stuff fell to the wayside. Did the last few chapter really push folk off it? Felt like he got a lot of character.

>>713000661
Kris for DBD.

I know we never talk about minor enemies but the dice guys are my favorite. Gamblers cheaters and scales. And the look cute doing it.

>>713001669
Because it's a fucking titan, and he's seen what they can do before. He was panicking

I think i haven't seen no one think about this one
>Most secret bosses have granted the player an item (Shadow Mantle, Devilsknife, ThornRing)
>Next few chapters will deal with Asgore one way or another
>Asgore has kept a "i'm actually nice guy" facade so far
Since Toriel and Asgore got divorced, we can assume that both of them had a fault in the marriage (and so far only Toriel has been in the spotlight, which has given Asgore the benefit of the doubt so far)
>ThornRing allows the player to "kill" through Noelle
>Noelle has been wearing a white dress in the dark worlds
>During ch. 4 snowgrave she leaned in for a kiss, only to get the ring "equipped" instead
My theory is that the next item will be a skull mask/helmet granted to the player during Asgore's chapter weird route's secret boss, and it all will tie into a wedding theme between Chris and Noelle
All items will eventually assemble as an entity
That's why i'd like to call my theory
>'Til Death do us part

>>713001469
>>713001597
when will Joel play the next part?
I bet he will miss the whole Pizzapants thing. I did first time

>>713001706
Susie x Ralsei got a lot more it feels like, which I'm more for. My boy Ralsei deserves to get pussy, not be the pussy.

>>713001725
>I know we never talk about minor enemies
we do when they're sexy like mizzles or virovirokuns

>>713001042
Shed get her pussy soaked and immediately start sucking you off.

>>713001706
What chapter 4 put "Kris hates Ralsei" shit to rest, it's been made exceptionally clear that Kris really really really really likes Susie and still cares about Noelle

>>713001447
>pic
What's this reference? I forgot.

>>713001751
Kris* typo

>>713001797
Deltarune's been feeding ponty snout lovers well

>>713001680
she's an alligator, she wouldn't drown

https://files.catbox.moe/gznb6q.mp4
>Dess sees the truck and thinks "Oh shit, not again."

We all agree, chapter 5 is gonna be the big town wide dark world right?

>>713001759
next week, prolly

>>713001706
Susie developed a lot more as a character, and she and Kris got closer. We had a lot of cute moments with them, which showed us they are just right for each other.

>>713001680
bratty reptile needs correction

>>713001952
kek

>>712998698
>/v/

>>713001759
Joel only ever streams once or twice per months, I'm afraid.

>>713001960
No.

>>712998635 (OP)
ofc not, shes the worst part of the game for me. people actually like her?

>>713001960
Did a toddler draw this?

>>713001909
alligators are not fish, they breathe air

>>713001960
>I wish Kris were here

>>713002025
how can you even like the game if you don't like her

at this point she basically is the game

>>713000920
Care to translate that into heterosexual?
>>713000934
And... that applies to me how, exactly?
>>713001202
>you were inside your dad's balls when that happened
Just because you were, doesn't mean I was.
>learned about it from grifters on youtube
If covering it from a rational (in this case, meaning decided un-moderate against the subversives) perspective and having no direct revenue source for their videos makes them grifters, then sure...
>>713001391
Nice, now say something relevant.

>>713000404
MIKE, GET THIS ANON HIS HEART MEDS, HE'S LOSING IT!

>713000404
Trying too hard.

Anyone have more fanart of ms. pipis?

>>712998635 (OP)
I would enjoy her company but unironically only as a friend. Zero romantic attraction. Would have loved to have a friend like her to gremlinmaxx and get into trouble at school as a kid though.

I also had a rich overachiever childhood friend like Noelle who was into me, but I did not >Proceed and don't regret it at all because she turned out to be an obnoxious headcase as an adult who collected the DSM-5 like pokemon and cheated on his husband when he got softdick issues. Also, fans tend to draw Noelle waaay cuter than she actually is in the game, this kind of girl usually has an ugly horseface.

In hindsight its pretty funny how many problem childs just unfucked themselves during uni and went on to have productive, decently succesful lives while many of the star achievers and social butterflies went on to be absolute losers. Peaked it high school is already pretty bad, but I know people who peaked at elementary school.

>>713001960
>i wish kris was here
sorry, you wasted opportunity as wheel closes after you get off and plot needs to move on

>>713001960
Well, at least Susellefags are starting to become self-aware

>>713002120
Unlike you, I didn't fall for the 2020 agenda, so my heart is doing fine.
>>713002165
>Not even trying
Fixed.

>>713001960
I don’t get it. Why do they wish Kris was there?

luv Kris
luv freedom
'ate pippenses

Simple as

>>713001960
>noelle only figures out she'd rather be smooching kris if she actually gets the chance to kiss susie
>or if he goes full psycho on her
this fucking doe man

>>713002365
shut up sans

>>713002365
>'ate pippenses
>not racist, just don’t like ‘em.

>>713001706
The real homolovers are stronger than ever
Though I feel like there's not enough Ralsei x Susie, that got a ton of material these chapters but I guess people aren't as interested if their self-insert isn't involved

>>713001960
No. It's the flower shop with falling sakura petals that will mirror Snowdin's snow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85WD93lz5GU
Raise Up Your Bat is so good. The rock video challenge was also much easier than the cooking show, making it easier to get an S rank

>>713002365
You guys think we'll see him again?

>>713002375
Toby is too much of a hack for kino like that

>>713002359
There's a line when you're floating around in noelle's basement where they run out of stuff to say to each other so they both end up thinking "I wish Kris were here"

>>713002375
I'm afraid she has this curse called being a womanv

Kris you better le me murder Sans you little bitch. I don't care what you think of me but I better be in full control when the chips are down.

>>713002545
Nope

>>713002560
This doesn't happen once, by the way
Susie also wishes Kris was in the ferris wheel with the two during Cyber World

>>713002578
If this Sans is the same one in Undertale, you know where he is and you know what you have to do.

>>713002545
No one will shed a tear for him.

can someone repost that nip translation of the end of the knight fight

>Kris! I watched you GROW UP!
>Just admit you NEED ME ALREADY!
>I taught you how to LAUGH and CRY…
>…What, you think it’s MY fault you forgot HOW?!
Genuinely hit me like a sack of bricks

>>713000404
>>713002098
You wil never be an oldfag.

>>713002659
Here's the plan, let Kris make a Dark Fountain right where Sans is. Go to the Dark World, since Kris is stronger there, and waste him, easy peasy.

The dumbest of does

>>713002359
Kris is the one who enabled this teenage lesbian romance to develop, it's what Deltarune is actually all about

>>713002701
Yeah it's sad. It's all about the nostalgia of good times when his family gathered together to watch funny TV shows. Sucks that I even went aggressive so far so he is still broken.

>>713002730
I wasn't here for the site's founding, no. Now address something that was said.

>>713002774
Except he isn't, secondaryanon. He's actively trying to swoon Susie.

>>713002515
>>713001783
>>713001841
>>713001981
Crazy as it sounds, feel like I’m getting tired of Susie. Not that I dislike her, but everything else going on with the other characters just interests me a lot more.

>>713001156
The thing about Susie is that she's not actually a bully.
She actively pushed people away and wouldn't pursue you just to mess with you. If you do one nice thing for her you'll be either her best friend or left alone.

>>713002701
>…What, you think it’s MY fault you forgot HOW?!
why did the funny tv man have to go this far?

>>712999596
>goes on a murder spree
>characters beg for their lives
>one character says he's gonna stop you
>anon takes this as some pretentious message instead of a normal reaction
okay bud

>>713002880
That's your opinion. I'm liking where Susie is going after Chapter 4. She is gonna bring hope to everyone.

>>713000837
>Acts like

>>713002701
>I taught you how to LAUGH and CRY…

LUCKY THERE'S A FAMILY GUY