Thread 712999278

>Cranky is meant to be the original Donkey Kong who kidnapped Pauline
>Donkey Kong Bananza features a new younger version of a Pauline
>Can't be a retcon because Cranky still references the events of the arcade game
So is this a recton? Separate universe? Time travel stuff? Just like a daughter of Pauline?

>>712999278 (OP)
Imagine obsessing about the continuity of a children's' franchise.

mmm
Feet

I'm sorry...What were you saying OP?

>>712999278 (OP)
Cranky references Mario so it’s either Pauline jr or she’s been turned into a kid by villains

At least the porn will be good

I skipped the direct
Besides the Pauline thing was there anything of note

>>712999486
Pedophile.

>>712999278 (OP)
nintendo probably unhappy about rare having written all the DK lore so my guess is retcon

>>712999580
The evil monkeys are named Grumpy Kong, Sleepy Kong, and Doc Kong

>>712999278 (OP)
No, more like clarification.
>Original game wasn't Pauline, but another girl just known as "Lady"
>Cranky retires, but Lady has a kid called Pauline
>DK becomes the new Donkey Kong and meets Pauline in this adventure, the two become friends. Pauline grows up to also get kidnapped by DK in the Gameboy Donkey Kong game.
They are just going to recontexualize it, DK wasn't being mean he was trying to see an old friend. Mario also won't be the one in the original game, but Jumpman.

>>712999278 (OP)
I hate to break it to you anon but DK was always referred to as the original DK in Nintendo made games, completely ignoring the Japanese translation of the rare text saying he’s not. That’s what you get when you’re a rarefag

>>712999580
It looked really fun, it absolutely sold me on the game I was pretty iffy about before.

>>712999278 (OP)
The consequences of the Bananza have been a disaster for the Kongtinuity

>>712999871
So this would take place between Arcade and DKC1?

>>712999660
Yes anon, Nintendo caters to pedophiles

>>712999278 (OP)
It's a retcon. Nintendo doesn't care about Rare's literal joke of a backstory. Donkey Kong is Donkey Kong is Donkey Kong. Cranky's just his grandpa and his rambling isn't relevant to anything. At best he did something similar in the past, but it wasn't with Mario and Pauline.

>>712999871
Pauline being the child of lady would make sense, but then you wpuld have to explain why the mother and the daughter both had the hots for mario.

>>713001506
If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone insert pedophilia into a thread today, I'd have 2 nickels, and I've been here for 5 minutes so far

>>712999278 (OP)
I am going to say time travel get involved at some point.

>>712999278 (OP)
>Pauline is barefoot
Oh god I'm gonna have to buy a switch 2

>>713002724
Clearly, Mario is just that much of a Chad

>see youtube recommend me this video
>start it up
>get to the foot shot
>"this is gonna be page 1 on /v/ right now
>check /v/
>sure enough

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NINTENDO RUINED MY HECKIN MARIO AND DK TIMELINE

>>713002724
Donkey Kong wasn't the original "Donkey Kong"
Pauline wasn't the original "Lady"
And Mario wasn't the original "Jump Man."

Can anyone link to the pinned thread for the direct?

>>712999278 (OP)
I can't begin to imagine caring about the lore of fucking Donkey Kong

>>712999871
>Back in the 80s, in Brooklyn, NY. (Now NewDonk City) A gorilla kidnapped a fair maiden. That gorilla was the original Donkey Kong, (now Cranky Kong).
>A rotund, but skilled and agile italian carpenter, known only as 'the jumpman', set out to face the gorilla and rescue the maiden.
>The gorilla was defeated, Jumpman and the lady got together, they got married and had a child, that child was Pauline.
>Meanwhile, two italian brothers were also doing their own thing. They eventually grew to become plumbers by trade, born with strength, skill and agility comparable, if not higher than Jumpman ever was on his prime: the Mario bros.
>In the nintendo universe, due to the exploits of the jumpman, Brooklyn, NY got renamed to NewDonk City.
>Pauline grew up to become the mayor of that city.
>The Mario brothers started their plumbing business shortly thereafter, leading to the discovery of the multiverse,the mushroom kingdom, and the events of the movie.
>As part of an expansion plan for the city, Pauline sets out to Ingot Isle, to find the planet core and claim its power.
>However she was captured by VoidCo. To ensure she's not a threat, she loses her memories, gets reverted to a young body and is sealed in the oddrock, leading to the events of Bananza.

>>713003030
>using the movie as evidence
yeah man because cranky is dk dad too.

>>712999278 (OP)
Feet

>>713004467
If Donkey Kong can be a title held by multiple characters, why can't Jumpman?

>woke colors
How'd you react without sounding mad?

>>713001506
Game characters aren't real, schizo. Don't call the police if one is killed.

>>713005231
enter. basednkey kong

>>713004467
Show a better evidence, retard

Pauline was always a loli, Mario was a sex predator and DK was protecting her

>>713001506
Kill yourself, kike.

>>713005368
>If I fap to a ficitonal male character as a man, im gay
>if I fap to a fictional drawing of a character shitting on another, im a scatfag

>if I fap to a fictional child, Im somehow not a pedophile

>>713001506
She looks way too small for 13

>>713006249
The problem here is the meaning of the words itself, because when normal people say pedophile they mostly mean sexual predator or someone who possesses cp or something like that, not people jerking of to loli art.
Also
>male character
Like you do know the meme about drawing a girl and saying it's a boy, right? That was retarded of you to even mention it in the first place.

>>713006637
if it has a dick and you fap to it, thats gay already.
>haha i fap to fictional children, I would never have cheese pizzas safed on my device ;))))

>>713006863
fuck of with your kike logic, i won't even bother writing about fictional killing

>>713005231
https://youtu.be/t0H3JkpxWbw

>>712999278 (OP)
The Cranky wins against Jumpman timeline

>>713005231
It's cotton candy you stupid fucks.

>>713005231
3D Donkey Kong is b-ACK

How are the lore ramifications impacting the Great Ape War?
https://youtu.be/rOFzB91QKTs?si=RNRo0LwbPrJFHUje

>>712999278 (OP)
Sexy.

>>713004467
Read the dkc1 manual. Cranky IS DKs dad.

>>713005231
I am mad already.
>Frozen climate.
>Loline wears proper winter attire.
>STILL BAREFOOT!

I get the idea is that since Loline is riding on top of DK all the time, her wearing anything could hurt him. But still,we dont fucking need foot fanart for this game, at least give some shoes options, for christ sake!

>>713006249
>>If I fap to a ficitonal male character as a man, im gay
According to trapfags and femboyfags, no it doesn't

Cranky is senile and his accounts are unreliable.

This is also why the games aren't consistent on whether DK is his son or grandson, Cranky forgot.

>>712999278 (OP)
If at the end they give a final battle that let's you choose between Jumpman or Donkey kong I will choose Mario.

>>713007929
>But still,we dont fucking need foot fanart for this game
according to whomst?
DALL-3, get to work

>>712999278 (OP)
Kong's are racist, all humans look the same to them

>>713006249
Jacking to something in fiction doesnt mean you endorse the IRL equivalent and therefore its really a false equivalence. I dont think gurofags would masturbate to someones multilated corpse.

>>713005231
>AGP cult co-opts snowcone colors
>Get mad every time you see them now
That's on you, dude.