Thread 713004764

she has the OGs Pauline daughter’s right? it completelly fucks the timeline and lore otherwise

>>713004764 (OP)
>timeline and lore

>>713004764 (OP)
*she has to be

she's literally called pauline.

>>713004864
people name kids after themselves all the time

>>713004764 (OP)
I need to see Donkey Kong have sexual intercourse with her

is this before or after the great ape war

There was literally no chance of Pauline having a kid, ridiculously stupid.
Probably the same idiots that thought Mario and Peach were going to become husband and wife in Odyssey

>>713004764 (OP)
Mario and Zelda have been fucking with time travel shenanigans for a while now. You're delusional if you think this isn't a time-displaced child

>v big boobs: >:(
>v pedophilia: :D

>>713004908
i understand this cat's pain and soul more than anything else in the world

>>713004764 (OP)
I want to fuck her timeline and lore if you catch my drift.

>>713004764 (OP)
She's de-aged. Goku was de-aged in Dragon Ball. Why are you retards overthinking things? Cranky Kong is in the game and he speaks. The Pauline we know is about the age of a 30 year old Western woman roastie. Crankie would be 100 years if it was a "prequel". The villain group de-aged Pauline.

Remember Midna from Twilight Princess? She was a lot older after the curse expired. Christ the fucking TERMINAL third world infestation of the internet. Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia, India, South America LITERALLY CANNOT FUCKING THINK because they are abject monkey brained.

>>713004764 (OP)
this game will kill rarewarefags once and for all. Cranky is not the OG Donkey Kong.

Mario lore never made sense.

She's the Pauline from Odyssey, hence why she's an aspiring singer.

But yeah people weren't exactly sure if she was the same Pauline as the one from Donkey Kong, due to her seemingly having no relation at all to Mario.

If I were to guess, there will be some sort of time travel element to vaguely explain her in DK.

>Pauline was de-aged somehow
>A kid Pauline was brought from the past
>Total retcon of the arcade DK for some reason and this is a prequel
>She isn't actually Pauline
Take your pick

>>713004764 (OP)
>>713004864
>has a CRINGE anime dub VA
yep this game is unbearable trash.

do Nintendo not realize that their character appealing because they DIDN'T have full VA.
now they're hiring american dub actor retards who can't even fucking act.

I hope we see her hurt and crying

>>713004764 (OP)
>timeline
>Nintendo games

Who the fuck cares? I think they specifically fuck up continuity to make you seethe

>>713005713
It's almost certainly 2

1 is stupid
4 is extra stupid

3 is only really possible if they make her lose her memories at the end but it would reframe DK motivation in kidnapping her in arcade and it does seem like something Nintendo would do. The rarefag meltdown would be absolutely hilarious though

>>713006089
Blame tumblr trannies praising Bri'ish 0 charisma, walmart microphone Zelda

>>713004764 (OP)
>timeline and lore
Of fucking Donkey Kong?
Who. The Hell. Cares.

Inb4 you beat the final boss and a now tired exhausted DK gets bested by Mario and now DK is the original DK in some huge bullshit retcon all for the sake of adult Pauline being an Adult in odyssey

>>713006547
>he doesn't know

>>713004764 (OP)
It's gonna be time travel or age regression or something. When she's the rock monster she has the company's logo on it

I know Mario lore is a meme and Nintendo mostly doesn't give a shit, but they still at least try to keep everything consistent with previous games.

>>713005713
Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong are in the game and they look exactly as they do in the modern time. Cranky Kong looks like he does in the modern time as well. Pauline was de-aged by the villain group/narrative plot device much like Midna was made an imp in Twilight Princess and how countless media use de-aging the hero as a trope. Justice League TV series did it and Power Rangers did it a long time ago. Mario and Luigi RPG series had the babies fight with their adult counterparts in the DS games.

Why do thirdies have such poor grasp of media literacy? Is it an exclusive feature to the brain of South Americans, Southeast Asians, Chinese, Indians, Eastern Europeans?
>This kid character who has the same name as the adult can't be the same person
>AHHH HELP ME I NEVER PASSED 5th GRADE AHHH
>Did Trunks have a kid named Trunks? aahh hHELP ME AHH IM GOING INSANE

>>713006089
>>713006473
BOTW was the was the death of nintendo games.

>>713006437
Rarefags wouldn't even give a shit. Rare had nothing to do with the arcade game and Pauline was never relevant to the DKC games

>>713006754
LUYNK!
SAIV MUY!
HAMMUND! GIT IN THE JAG!

does anyone have the image of her with the pink and blue donkey kong?

>>713006089
Just play it in Japanese, retard.
>b-b-but I don't know Japanese
Why haven't you learned Japanese if you hate anime dubs?

>>713006754
You really have nothing smart to say today. Are you overheating from all that seethe?

>>713006693
Mario and Luigi Partners in TIME wasn't a de-age story dipshit it was a time travel one. These are different things

>>713006639
deepest lore

Howe does this work with the great ape war?

>>713006875
anyone?

>>713004764 (OP)
>'it completelly fucks the timeline and lore otherwise'

>>713007072
thank you, where is it from too? i couldnt find it in the direct

>>713007169
It's from the part where they show off the photo mode. It's somewhat near the end.

>>713007169
13:50

>>713007072
Donkey Kong says trans lives matter. I feel so seen. Nintendo, I... thank you

>>713006995
bananza is a prequel, it's the great ape war itself. void co will be imprisoned for their crimes

>>713007072
>tranny kong
Its over

>>713006639
>>713006982
Who is he?

>>713007321
>>713007432
No white. Ice cream chads win.

>>713005713
4. She's actually still the rock but took the form of what DK desires the most.

>>713006907
not enough compared to ace thruster cultists back in 2018

>>713006894
I don't like 40 yr old jap niggers making retarded anime baby sounds either.
I like short, subtle, non-invasive voice bytes that don't get grating. it's why Nintendo games are timeless classics that anyone can enjoy.

Voice acting ruins games.

>>713007892
I used to think the lack of voice acting was an artistic design decision, but now I think it may have been an actual technical limitation

>>713007072
S(HE) HAS NO STYLE
S(HE) HAS NO GRACE
THIS KONG HAS
A TRANNY FACE

>>713004764 (OP)
>pants
I can't jack off to this

>>713007072
>Tranny kong
>Has the grotesque rape face as he intrudes on the women bathroom.
pottery

>>713007072
>>713004764 (OP)
I'll never see the end of this fucking game on the catalog, will I?

>>713004764 (OP)
>giving a shit about lore in a mainline Nintendo series
The only thing you should care about is "is the game fun?"

>>713007072
>all the incels melting down already
based Nintendo

>>713004764 (OP)
>caring about lore in Mario

Your meds, Bursar.

>>713004864
Maybe Pauline is her last name like Mario

>>713007072
this used to just be ice cream/popsicle colors...

>>713004764 (OP)
monkeys live hundreds of years

Why would this be a retcon? Was DK confirmed to be 1 year old in the first game or what? If she's 8 now and 18 in the first game, why would DK look any different?

>>713009685
It always was a common color combo, just now all retards will associate it with degeneracy.

>>713007072
>click image
>"haha cute, the zebras all look like the one from Madagascar lol, is that really the only way to design anthropomorphic zebras"

>check replies
>"TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY"

>>713007072
Why they made those zebras look like black people?

>>713009685
Not really, there's cotton candy icecream but this is obviously trans representation, making it more normalized

>>713006982
>Only appears in the mushroom forest
He's escaping and you beat the shit out of him for exp and coins

>>713004764 (OP)
make it paulines daughter fixes one thing but then diddy and dixie being present fucks up other things. just assume its a retcon like everyother new game nintendos made for almost a decade now

>>713007072
"Don't mind me just rolling into your Womens only sexual assault support group"

>>713009975
Lol exactly. It's a shame how much anons left trans people live rent free in their heads.
We even have >>713010109 race-baiting.

>>713007072
This kong is blue like candy

>>713010856
Why the fuck do people care about canok in Nintendo games? The only Nintendo ips where canon really matters are basically Metroid and Xenoblade. Just turn your fucking brain off and smash things as DK.

>>713005365
How much is DK like Forever in this game?

Or she was de-aged.

They better explain this shit.

>>713011545
its a girl orangutan thoughever

So how is Mario going to fuck it up?

Poppy Kong

>>713012165
MMMHMMMMMMMMMMM WAIFU