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Anonymous No.713007920 [Report] >>713008207 >>713010537 >>713012030 >>713014813
Yup, I'm sticking with MINIGAME COLLECTATHON KINO
Anonymous No.713008129 [Report] >>713008370 >>713008912 >>713009162 >>713009185 >>713010537 >>713015072
Was this peak era of collectathon games?
Anonymous No.713008207 [Report] >>713010621 >>713014875
>>713007920 (OP)
Why does Nintendo think DK doesn't deserve a proper 3D precision platformer? Bananza is just another shitty collectathon without any skill needed ever
Anonymous No.713008306 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X3UkqneRDQ
Anonymous No.713008370 [Report] >>713008793 >>713009162 >>713010560 >>713011547
>>713008129
Is it universally agreed to be the downfall.

Banjo was the peak. Banjo (accidentally) found the right balance of giving the player options of what to do/collect. Donkey Kong 64 did not realize any of this, neither did Tooie.

We wouldn't see such great pacing in a collectathon until Breath of the Wild.
Anonymous No.713008693 [Report] >>713008921
What causes snoys to pretend to like outdated, worse pre-Switch Nintendo games to try to "own" Nintendo? They do the same with trash like OoT and Melee.
Anonymous No.713008793 [Report] >>713008978 >>713009159
>>713008370
>We wouldn't see such great pacing in a collectathon until Breath of the Wild.
Anonymous No.713008912 [Report] >>713012194
>>713008129
Ironically the peak era was when 3d platformers ""died"".
In the Gamecube/Xbox/Ps2 era, when 3d platformers were """dead""", we actually got one million of them, all high quality, all fun, all forgotten.
>Kameo
>Kao
>Scaler
>Ty
>Vexx
>Blinx the Time Cat
>Sly Cooper
>Spongebob games
>Ratchet and Clank
>Jak 'n Dexter
>Pac Man World
>Wario World
>new 3d Spyro and Crash
>Rayman: Hoodlum Havoc
>Banjo Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge

everyone was so busy crying over the death of the 3d platformer collectathon, that nobody actually bothered playing them.
Anonymous No.713008921 [Report] >>713009062
>>713008693
imagine any other fanbase making a retarded post like this
Anonymous No.713008978 [Report] >>713009064 >>713012469
>>713008793
>OOTsnoy seething at BOTW even in non-Zelda threads
And then you wonder why you're always voted the worst fanbase.
Anonymous No.713009062 [Report] >>713009384
>>713008921
They're right though. Snoys love garbage like the GameCube because the Switch's success mindbroke them so hard.
Anonymous No.713009064 [Report] >>713009271
>>713008978
>OOTsnoy
He's still trying to force this lol.
Anonymous No.713009159 [Report]
>>713008793
Seething snoy.
Anonymous No.713009162 [Report]
>>713008129
Yeah.
>>713008370
>universally agreed to be the downfall
by Youtubers that play the game in a shitty way where they keep swapping characters the moment they see a different colored item instead of keep exploring the world and looking for more items for the character they're playing as.
Anonymous No.713009185 [Report]
>>713008129
More like this is the reason they stopped making them
Anonymous No.713009271 [Report]
>>713009064
Like your forced attempt at trying to get people to turn on BoTW and the Switch. People call you "OoTsnoy" because you possess the same exact behavior as snoys, it isn't hard to read
Anonymous No.713009384 [Report] >>713009538 >>713014716
>>713009062
>tendies like garbage like the ps2 because the ps5's success mindbroke them so hard
imagine what /v/ would be like if insane retarded posts like this were made by everyone
Anonymous No.713009538 [Report] >>713009730 >>713009887
>>713009384
Except the Switch is the best-selling console of all time while PS5 and PS2 have no genuine games.
Anonymous No.713009730 [Report]
>>713009538
Everything you post is always projection like acting like the "snoy" is one person, but we know you're that one schizo retard seething about "Eric" every single thread.
Anonymous No.713009793 [Report]
Why isn't this shit on the nintendo online after all this time? What the fuck are they waiting for?
Anonymous No.713009813 [Report] >>713009887
>puts Eric in "quotes"
Hi, Eric.
Anonymous No.713009887 [Report] >>713010459
>>713009538
>>713009813
so which schizo are you specifically? this guy? the guy who says he's fighting against the trolls? or some other schizo?
Anonymous No.713010106 [Report] >>713010194
713009887
>Eric calling anyone else "schizo"
Anonymous No.713010194 [Report] >>713012024
>>713010106
Did you stop doing the tripcode gimmick because you fucked it up or did you just get bored of it?
Anonymous No.713010365 [Report] >>713010493
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.713010412 [Report] >>713010630 >>713010737 >>713011421
Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch:
The old Donkey Kong games.
Ocarina of Time and pre-BoTW Zelda.
Satoru Iwata.
Reggie Fils Aime.
Melee.
Mario Kart 8.

Looking forward to them praising Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and Metroid Prime 3 fans all of sudden.
Anonymous No.713010459 [Report]
>>713009887
>the guy who says he's fighting against the trolls? or some other schizo?
They're the same person
Anonymous No.713010493 [Report] >>713010630
>>713010365
You first, Eric.
Anonymous No.713010537 [Report]
>>713007920 (OP)
>>713008129
colleathon was the problem. They should have done what Mario did and take the essence of SMW and make it 3d, an actual 3d donkey could be great but this wasn't that, collecathons focus more on collecting and not platforming.
Anonymous No.713010560 [Report] >>713010653
>>713008370
>>We wouldn't see such great pacing in a collectathon until Breath of the Wild.
Anonymous No.713010621 [Report]
>>713008207
This faggot is going to get destroyed by the last levels of the game in typical 3D Mario style and then come crying about it being unfair.
Anonymous No.713010630 [Report] >>713010737 >>713010794
>>713010412
>>713010493
Are you gonna do that thing where you samefag for dozens of posts pretending to be multiple different people having an argument?
Anonymous No.713010653 [Report] >>713010818 >>713010917
>>713010560
Nice of him to gift the player a copy of OoT.
Anonymous No.713010737 [Report] >>713010929
>>713010412
Annnd here's the snoy in question. >>713010630
Anonymous No.713010794 [Report]
>>713010630
He's going to do the thing where he parrots /pol/fag arguments about sony shit to "epicly own the snoy", but avoids the DEI aspect of those because he's a fat mentally challenged spic
Anonymous No.713010818 [Report]
>>713010653
OOT snoys obliterated.
Anonymous No.713010917 [Report]
>>713010653
kek

Put me in the screencap.
Anonymous No.713010929 [Report] >>713011771
>>713010737
How much of your limited time on earth have you spent spamming the same schizobabble on /v/? Have you ever wondered how you'll look back on this when you're on your death bed? Are you gonna be 70 years old, about to fade away, and think "i wasted my one single life on something stupid"?
Anonymous No.713010942 [Report] >>713011852
>tendies now despise their own IP because they think snoys like it
You can't make this shit up
Anonymous No.713011421 [Report]
>>713010412
It's honestly quite funny:

>Oot
Most overrated game of all time, destroyed the concept of free exploration introduced since Zelda 1, horrible janky mess that runs at like 1 fps.
>BOTW releases
Actually it's fame is completely earned, an absolute masterpiece adored by everyone that revolutionized gaming, unlike modern open world zeldaslop!

>Satoru Iwata
The fucker responsible for turning Nintendo into a blue ocean grandma company, a creatively bankrupt replacement of Hiroshi Yamauchi that didn't produce a single good IP under his reign, good riddance
>Switch releases, Furukawa takes over
Actually he's a complete genius that gave Nintendo soul and heart, have you SEEN the Wii U menu? Clearly he was a visionary and an exemplar human being, Nintendo is dead without him!

>Reggie Fils Aime.
What a clown, a glorified politician representing Nintendo, he completely fucked over fans of Mother 3 and even joked about it! What a disgusting pos
>Doug Bowser takes over
Hey, remember my body is ready? Remember the game is fun? Remember how he suggested Wii Sports be included in the box? This man basically saved NOA, now Nintendo is stuck with a Jew!

I could go on...
Anonymous No.713011547 [Report]
>>713008370
Makes sense that a brainlet who thinks botw is good would also think dk64 is bad.
Anonymous No.713011771 [Report] >>713012024
>>713010929
Why don't you ask yourself those projections, Eric?
Anonymous No.713011852 [Report]
>>713010942
No, we hate outdated pre-Switch installments that are no longer profitable that you snoys and contrarians pretend to worship all of sudden.
Anonymous No.713012024 [Report]
>>713011771
There is no eric, you made him up and have spent several years arguing with yourself and pretending to be multiple people. >>713010194
Anonymous No.713012030 [Report] >>713014376 >>713015195
>>713007920 (OP)
I like Donkey Kong 64, but calling it a fantastic game is a stretch, it was the weakest platformer on the N64 and you are delusional if you think otherwise.

Odyssey perfected the Banjo formula while also merging it with the DNA of the Mario series. Now we’re getting another Banjo-style game, plus whatever Nintendo decided Donkey Kong should play likein Bonanza. The gameplay seems combat-oriented, but I’m fine with that since it’s inspired by Rare’s 2D games, where the gameplay would abruptly change depending on which animal you were riding. This time, we become the animals, which is pretty damn cool.

In short, DK64's most memorable things were its bosses and characters. If you liked its collectathon elements, you’ve always been in the minority and had terrible taste.
Anonymous No.713012194 [Report]
>>713008912
The same thing happened with point and click games. The best games in the genre came during and after the "death". In both cases the quality of the games wasn't the issue, the unwashed masses just decided they weren't gonna buy those kinda games anymore because it is current year and those are old news. DK got used as a scapegoat because """"too big"""" and also you have to switch characters a lot, but it's actually a great game that just came out at the wrong time.
Anonymous No.713012469 [Report] >>713013030
>>713008978
>>OOTsnoy
Anonymous No.713013030 [Report]
>>713012469
>ACfaggot still seething
Anonymous No.713014240 [Report]
Rip to an autist supreme
Anonymous No.713014376 [Report]
>>713012030
>it was the weakest platformer on the n64
you probably didnt play Blues Brothers 2000 or StarShot
Anonymous No.713014654 [Report] >>713014975
my favorite part of dk64 is the contrarians who insist it's LE KINO and that anyone who dislikes it is LE YOUTUBERS
despite there being dozens and dozens of mediocre/negative reviews from before youtube existed
Anonymous No.713014716 [Report]
>>713009384
>ps5's success mindbroke them so hard
uh huh
Anonymous No.713014813 [Report]
>>713007920 (OP)
It looks like the better game, yea. Bananza looks kinda shit.
Anonymous No.713014875 [Report]
>>713008207
you lost and got raped disgusting snoy
Anonymous No.713014954 [Report]
beaver
bother
Anonymous No.713014975 [Report]
>>713014654
It still got more positive reviews than negative, criticis did call on the tedium but they didn't say the game sucked major ass.
Anonymous No.713015072 [Report]
>>713008129
>Peak era
Depends if you look at this as a negative or positive connotation. DK64 was a tiring experience, even for a 10 year old me in 1999.
Anonymous No.713015195 [Report]
>>713012030
>it was the weakest platformer on the N64
First party platformer? Sure. But all platformers? Not by a long shot.