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Anonymous No.713010280 [Report] >>713010901 >>713011678 >>713012076 >>713012140 >>713012871 >>713013193 >>713013692 >>713013712 >>713013806 >>713014181 >>713014350 >>713014624 >>713015450 >>713019354 >>713021765 >>713021953 >>713025243 >>713026007 >>713026114 >>713026440
>Pauline is a kid in the game
>Cranky is old in the game
Autostic Lorefags are losing their mind right now and I'm all for it.
Anonymous No.713010692 [Report] >>713010752 >>713013712 >>713014157
Alternate dimensions or messing around with time shit dunno
Anonymous No.713010752 [Report] >>713011063 >>713013506 >>713014098 >>713014624 >>713026007
>>713010692
none of the above.
Nintendo doesn't develop these games around consulting some sacred timeline bullshit. They make them independently.
Anonymous No.713010901 [Report]
>>713010280 (OP)
Maybe Cranky is just one of those guys that always looks old as fuck like Doc Brown
Anonymous No.713011032 [Report]
test
Anonymous No.713011063 [Report] >>713011253 >>713011283 >>713014020
>>713010752
No they don't, but they reference those things constantly. As you see in the fucking OP picture. God damn.
Anonymous No.713011192 [Report] >>713011930 >>713020839
DK "jr" is actually DK the 3rd
This IS the original cranky and this will be a revenge of the sith falling out storyline
Anonymous No.713011253 [Report] >>713013334
>>713011063
They reference because they know nostalgia sells, but they don't actually care about making things fit
see: zelda
Anonymous No.713011283 [Report]
>>713011063
Yes, they reference other games, but they never make them in any kind of actual chronology.
Anonymous No.713011607 [Report] >>713011930 >>713011948 >>713014563 >>713020839
This could just be the original Cranky and then there's another Cranky which is DK's great grandfather.
Anonymous No.713011678 [Report] >>713013721 >>713014089 >>713017561
>>713010280 (OP)
Mario fans probably won't care as much, but it does remind me of Zelda fans reeeeing over TOTK ruining their precious timeline
Anonymous No.713011930 [Report]
>>713011607
>>713011192
this is the only thing that makes sense
Anonymous No.713011948 [Report] >>713012012
>>713011607
and i suppose also diddy and dixie?
Anonymous No.713012012 [Report]
>>713011948
I forgot okay IT'S FUCKED
Anonymous No.713012072 [Report] >>713012238
is the game already out?
Anonymous No.713012076 [Report]
>>713010280 (OP)
This can only mean some kind of time travel stuff going on
Anonymous No.713012140 [Report]
>>713010280 (OP)
The extended Mario universe has a lore?
Anonymous No.713012171 [Report] >>713013094
>game ends with overly-protective DK suspicious of Italian-Brooklyn man Mario and taking Pauline away
Anonymous No.713012238 [Report] >>713012716
>>713012072
Yes
Anonymous No.713012716 [Report]
>>713012238
good for the people that own a swithc 2 and have the game, ill have to wait until i can play it for free
Anonymous No.713012871 [Report] >>713018835
>>713010280 (OP)
So it's either
>retcon/new origin story
In Odyssey Pauline said she met Mario after being kidnapped by an ape, and this game she gets kidnapped by an ape as a kid
>time travel
Kid Pauline gets sent to the future somehow
>age regression
Ape villains can turn Pauline into a rock, it's not a stretch to say they can turn an adult into a kid
>She's actually Pauline Jr.
Anonymous No.713013094 [Report]
>>713012171
>Take girl away from suspicious man
>He beats you up and they start dating
Women these days
Anonymous No.713013146 [Report]
>game calls you out
Anonymous No.713013193 [Report] >>713013326 >>713013362 >>713013380 >>713013504 >>713013520 >>713013534 >>713013837 >>713014586 >>713015083 >>713015409 >>713021953 >>713024958 >>713026640 >>713026760
>>713010280 (OP)
Is this cope or this makes any sense?
Anonymous No.713013326 [Report]
>>713013193
sxips is a nutcase
Anonymous No.713013334 [Report] >>713013951 >>713025598
>>713011253
Ah, the old “they never cared about zelda story and lore” bullshit. You do realize that is the worst argument to make in Zelda discourse, right?

https://youtu.be/aQzORdnaYKs?si=83t1iNARXJHGEZBM
Anonymous No.713013362 [Report] >>713013524
>>713013193
Who gives a solitary fuck if it makes sense. Either way he's wrong and K. Rool is not in the game
Anonymous No.713013380 [Report]
>>713013193
Yeah, he lost me here
Anonymous No.713013404 [Report]
You just know. (TM)
Anonymous No.713013504 [Report]
>>713013193
This is like advanced copium.
Anonymous No.713013506 [Report]
>>713010752
Both Yoshi’s Island DS and Yoshi’s New Island used time travel to make Bowser the final boss
Anonymous No.713013520 [Report]
>>713013193
I think it’s certified autism copium.
Anonymous No.713013524 [Report] >>713013610 >>713015336
>>713013362
>No K Rool dressed in a silly suit like some evil cartoon CEO
Would've been kino
Anonymous No.713013534 [Report] >>713017492 >>713017974
>>713013193
I mean, K.Rool's amiibo is compatible with the game but it's probably to unlock a Rool's costume for DK and that's it
Anonymous No.713013610 [Report]
>>713013524
Honestly I would love that.
Anonymous No.713013692 [Report] >>713016429
>>713010280 (OP)
Imagine giving this much of a shit about fucking Donkey Kong lore.
Anonymous No.713013712 [Report]
>>713010280 (OP)
>>713010692
Pauline is an "aspiring singer". This is messing things up. Is this really Pauline's daughter?
Anonymous No.713013721 [Report] >>713014558
>>713011678
Not just the lore of the entire Zelda series but also to the game that TotK is supposed to be a DIRECT sequel to. A lot of the people who hate TotK are the ones who played and liked BotW.

The problem is that Tears of the Kingdom tries to leave almost everything relating to Breath of the Wild off the table, so that people still have a reason to go back and buy it. So even though the two games two stories should logically be closely tied to each other, Tears of the Kingdom likes to pretend that they really aren't.

This hurts the story more than anything else, because it kind of forces the writers to tackle things with one armed tied behind their back. For example, it's kind of hard for say, Tulin to have a particularly deep character exploration when he's not allowed to talk about his father or anything relating to BotW besides one blink and you miss it blurb about what happened. The same thing applies to the other Sages as well, at least for the most part.

There's more they could've done with the story, if they were allowed to treat it like a proper continuation of Breath of the Wild. Instead, they're desperately trying to make it into its own independent story that just so happens to share a setting.
Anonymous No.713013770 [Report]
DK fags are the Sonicfags of Nintendo
Anonymous No.713013806 [Report] >>713016660
>>713010280 (OP)
It's Donkey Kong Jr. guys.
Anonymous No.713013837 [Report] >>713013943 >>713025763
>>713013193
why a bull specifically
Anonymous No.713013943 [Report]
>>713013837
Bull K. Rool using his bull cock to rape loli pauline pussy, obviously
Anonymous No.713013951 [Report] >>713014178
>>713013334
>23 minutes
I'm good
Anonymous No.713014020 [Report] >>713014372 >>713014624
>>713011063
Who give a shit what they reference. It’s obvious to anyone that doesn’t have African IQ that Nintendo doesn’t give a rats ass about muh lore. They just throw shit at the wall and Nintendfags lap it up.
Anonymous No.713014089 [Report]
>>713011678
Don’t act like TotK wasn’t disappointing and poorly written shit that Nintendo didn’t even bother to write themselves.
Anonymous No.713014098 [Report]
>>713010752
Nintendo already confirmed that the Yoshi who traveled with Baby Mario and the current Yoshi aren't the same, so who's to believe?
Anonymous No.713014157 [Report] >>713021076
>>713010692
The planet core grants wishes, and Pauline will wish to become an adult singer while still being 13 inside. DK will fall in love with her adult form.
Anonymous No.713014178 [Report]
>>713013951
Thanks for admitting you are too lazy to do research.
Anonymous No.713014181 [Report] >>713014263
>>713010280 (OP)
>Time Travel
>Age regression
>Pauline is a common name (Pauline could share the same name as her mother)
>Multiverse as hinted in SMB movie
Anonymous No.713014227 [Report]
>This is DK Jr, who's now a NEW separate character from DK Sr. and DK
>this is a prequel game
Anonymous No.713014263 [Report] >>713016814
>>713014181
>Multiverse as hinted in SMB movie
Where?
Anonymous No.713014347 [Report]
>713014089
>autistic lorefags

oh no
Anonymous No.713014350 [Report]
>>713010280 (OP)
Are they removing Rare and DKC content from the canon?
Anonymous No.713014372 [Report]
>>713014020
They did in the RPGs at least.

Also here is a quote from Miyamoto of all people: 'I'd like to go with as little story as possible,' he said. 'I've always felt that the Mario games themselves aren't particularly suited to having a very heavy story.' The Legend of Zelda games, he feels, should have deep storylines but not Mario."
Anonymous No.713014453 [Report] >>713014557
>AGPs can finally self insert as a little girl
>flip from spamming "not buying switch 2" to spamming "GAMING IS SAVED" instead
Anonymous No.713014557 [Report]
>>713014453
I want 'into' not 'as'.
Anonymous No.713014558 [Report] >>713014895
>>713013721
This is why setting it in the same Hyrule and with almost all the same core characters was a fucking mistake. Previous direct sequels for Zelda thrived by taking place in new worlds with new supporting/antagonist casts.
Anonymous No.713014563 [Report] >>713014684
>>713011607
Correct. Every male in DK's bloodline goes Jr. -> Donkey > Cranky. There have been thousands of Crankys
Anonymous No.713014586 [Report]
>>713013193
I'm not entirely sure what constitutes Making Sense with Kong names. I mean, we have Dread Kong, Kong Fu, Uncle Kong. I'm pretty sure there's no rules.
Anonymous No.713014624 [Report] >>713015330 >>713020387
>>713010280 (OP)
>>713010752
>>713014020
Or maybe a lot of things like Cranky Kong being the “original donkey kong” were shitty translations. It’s just English translators being hacks and injecting headcanon into things. And enough of the racism against Africa.
Anonymous No.713014684 [Report]
>>713014563
>You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the boomer
Anonymous No.713014895 [Report] >>713016312
>>713014558
Or Nintendo didn’t have the balls to have a Link and Zelda together the whole game with playable co-op similar to Spirit Tracks. And they didn’t have the balls to make Ganondorf in TotK be the original Ganondorf, what with the very first trailer of mummydorf looking like the one from Twilight Princess so much.
Anonymous No.713015083 [Report]
>>713013193
It's high-level cope. I've accepted he's not in the game outside of some dumb fucking costume and will save my money for something else. I don't have faith in the next Zelda title so the Switch 2 is going to get a pass altogether.
Anonymous No.713015330 [Report]
>>713014624
DKC was developed and written by british people. And in Bananza itself Cranky references Mario being his original rival.
Anonymous No.713015336 [Report] >>713016115
>>713013524
The only remaining hope is that K.Rool pulls a ganon and shows up outta nowhere to overthrow the new villan for the final act.
Anonymous No.713015391 [Report]
>UH ITS A PREQUEL
>NO ITS A DIFFERENT DK
>mfw see diddy and dixie in the trailer too
Anonymous No.713015409 [Report] >>713025763
>>713013193
>transform into a bull
uh, what?
Anonymous No.713015450 [Report]
>>713010280 (OP)
Nintendo has never respected any of their game's "timeline". They treat their games like theater where the cast plays their given role for the given game. That's why Bowser can team up with Mario and play Tennis. I think they just retconned Pauline into not being a rape victim.
Anonymous No.713016115 [Report]
>>713015336
That's pulling an Andross.
Anonymous No.713016312 [Report]
>>713014895
Oh its even better Anon. TotK Ganondorf IS the original Ganondorf, he was born and ruled long before OoT Ganondorf and OoT Ganondorf is just a pale imitation of him made by Twinrova who couldn't manage to unseal the original.
Anonymous No.713016429 [Report]
>>713013692
>Imagine giving this much of a shit about fucking Donkey Kong lore.
I don't?
That was the point.
Only autists do
Anonymous No.713016660 [Report]
>>713013806
>It's Donkey Kong Jr. guys.
This
People saying it's Cranky are just wrong. We already know it isnt Cranky
>w-what if Cranky's Dad was also a Cranky
This is just cope
Anonymous No.713016814 [Report]
>>713014263
When Peach is talking about other Galaxies and that she came from one. I mean technically Mario was isekaid into the Mushroom Kingdom. It might sound like cope/reach, but it's clear that Mario's reality acts on different rules than Peach's it's not unlikely that some of the "galaxies" operate on comicbook multiverse rules where there's parallel versions of people.
Anonymous No.713017492 [Report]
>>713013534
>tap the K.Rool amiibo and Void Kong wears this
Anonymous No.713017561 [Report]
>>713011678
>Mario fans probably won't care as much, but it does remind me of Zelda fans reeeeing over TOTK ruining their precious timeline
Sonic fans are the worst about this.
They don't realize that Sega doesn't give a shit about characterization or overarching lore and they all act like autists constantly over someone saying something "out of character"
Anonymous No.713017845 [Report]
i don't care about games being chronological, i just want to have fun
Anonymous No.713017974 [Report] >>713018497 >>713019735 >>713021241
>>713013534
>DK unlocks the Crocodile Bananza form during the final battle
>Pauline disappears to her own timeline, can't change DK back
>DK is stuck as a crocodile
>Still craves bananas, but is shunned in the ape society
>Has to steal bananas from his son (Rare's DK)
Anonymous No.713018497 [Report]
>>713017974
>King K ong Rool
Deep
Anonymous No.713018643 [Report]
Fuck off. I hate lorefags so fucking much. Game doesn’t have to be consistent with the lore of another game, unless it’s something like a direct sequel. Retcons are ok. These are fucking children’s games. The devs shouldn’t have to worry about sweaty 30 year olds malding that oh such and such an item couldn’t possibly exist in this era because the blarsnark hadn’t crossed the niggerous desert yet! Cranky is in it cause hey look, it’s that guy you might remember! Pauline is small because it looks cool and is a cute dynamic. Zelda games (again other that direct sequels) don’t need consistency because it’s a legend being retold. Fuck you, play your game.
It’s actually inaccurate to the lore that bowser would choose to race a go kart against his sworn enemy. And actually, according to super Mario bros 1, mushrooms should make you grow in size, NOT provide an internal combustion engine with additional speed
Anonymous No.713018835 [Report]
>>713012871
fifth option:
>it's not actually pauline
the rock turned itself into pauline based on dk's memories because it thought it could never find singing stardom looking as it did, inspiring message about not judging by appearances, etc etc
Anonymous No.713019354 [Report]
>>713010280 (OP)
lorefags need to have sex
its just another bing bing wahoo game, its not that deep
shit is in it because it looks cool and its fun to play
Anonymous No.713019735 [Report]
>>713017974
Better than anything Nintendo will write.
Anonymous No.713020387 [Report]
>>713014624
I mean the opening cuscene of DKC literally references this with Cranky playing the old tune on the classic Donkey Kong iron bars
Anonymous No.713020839 [Report]
>>713011192
>>713011607
This would work if we didn't also see Diddy and Dixie looking like their present day selves
Anonymous No.713021076 [Report]
>>713014157
Nintendo won't promote zoophilia you freak
Anonymous No.713021241 [Report]
>>713017974
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Anonymous No.713021519 [Report]
She was kidnapped by the Void guys, who then tried to use her powers, but it aged her down and left her with no memories, she'll go back to normal at the end of the game.
Boom, it's not hard to figure out guys.
Anonymous No.713021707 [Report]
>DK's first appearance on-screen is carrying Pauline
>new game centers around DK carrying Pauline
Anonymous No.713021765 [Report]
>>713010280 (OP)
if this was cranky and not dk it wouldve been kino
Anonymous No.713021953 [Report]
>>713010280 (OP)
DK Jr., Cranky Kong Sr. is Cranky Kong's dad
>>713013193
I fucking KNEEL
Anonymous No.713022382 [Report] >>713025319 >>713026275
Isn't the most simple solution that this is the original Pauline's daughter? That was my first thought anyway. Also, who the fuck cares this much about DK lore?
Anonymous No.713024958 [Report]
>>713013193
IT HAS TO BE REAL
Anonymous No.713025243 [Report]
>>713010280 (OP)
what's wrong? cranky is just 30 in bonanza. That's how most 30yo men look like
Anonymous No.713025319 [Report] >>713025524
>>713022382
DK lore is an extension of Mario lore, which is the most fun lore
Anonymous No.713025524 [Report] >>713025716
>>713025319
It's the most "fun" because it's all made up by the fans. Nintendo coincidentally does something that fits with their headcanon and they act like Mario is some super deep internally consistent universe and not just whatever nonsense Miyamoto thinks of next.
Anonymous No.713025598 [Report]
>>713013334
>video opens with shilling for Temu
Opinion already discarded. It has a fitting title at least
Anonymous No.713025716 [Report]
>>713025524
I don't think anyone is taking this shit seriously
Anonymous No.713025748 [Report]
>lorefagging
>for Donkey Kong
You are all fucking basket cases.
Anonymous No.713025763 [Report] >>713026031 >>713026640
>>713013837
>>713015409
There is an extreme amount of Journey to the West references in the game, and K Rool may be playing the role of the Demon Ox King.
Anonymous No.713026007 [Report]
>>713010280 (OP)
The whole fossilization aspect of the game is obviously connected to some time manipulation BS.

>>713010752
I don't know, we're approaching a different era of Nintendo now. One that wants to expanded into multimedia franchise throws movies, theme parks, TV-streaming service shows, apps and digital distribution content. They're probably coming to the realization that they actually have to start caring about the lore and stories in their games now, and how they flesh out their characters from this point forward.
Anonymous No.713026031 [Report] >>713026109 >>713026640
>>713025763
>the role of the Demon Ox King
I can think of another character who fits the bill
Anonymous No.713026109 [Report]
>>713026031
>somehow bowser appeared
Anonymous No.713026114 [Report]
>>713010280 (OP)
Legend of Donkey: Kong of the Wild
Anonymous No.713026275 [Report]
>>713022382
The most "simple" solution is that Nintendo doesn't give a shit about DKC lore and this is a prequel to Mario Odyssey. And nothing else.
Anonymous No.713026326 [Report]
Clearly this is a split time line like Zelda. Where one faction believes it and the other is saying "Who the hell cares?"
Anonymous No.713026440 [Report]
>>713010280 (OP)
Game looks like fucking shit. It was the only switch 2 game that I was interested in, after seeing the reveal.

Now after they showed more gameplay i lost all interest, looks boring as fuck. And fuck is it framey. They didnt fix the performance and probably never will
Anonymous No.713026640 [Report]
>>713013193
>>713025763
>Nintendo rehashing Wukong & Journey to the West wit the transformations & the monkey king doppelganger villain

I see it.
>>713026031
Now that would be an insane twist, but makes sense as Nintendo's now consistently reminding general audiences that both the Mario and DK games do indeed take place in the same shared universe.
Anonymous No.713026760 [Report]
>>713013193

His eye popping out kinda reminds me of K Rool’s eye popping out