Thread 713010280 - /v/ [Archived: 920 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:05:02 PM No.713010280
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>Pauline is a kid in the game
>Cranky is old in the game
Autostic Lorefags are losing their mind right now and I'm all for it.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:09:55 PM No.713010692
Alternate dimensions or messing around with time shit dunno
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:10:36 PM No.713010752
>>713010692
none of the above.
Nintendo doesn't develop these games around consulting some sacred timeline bullshit. They make them independently.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:12:34 PM No.713010901
>>713010280 (OP)
Maybe Cranky is just one of those guys that always looks old as fuck like Doc Brown
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:14:16 PM No.713011032
test
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:14:42 PM No.713011063
>>713010752
No they don't, but they reference those things constantly. As you see in the fucking OP picture. God damn.
Replies: >>713011253 >>713011283 >>713014020
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:16:32 PM No.713011192
DK "jr" is actually DK the 3rd
This IS the original cranky and this will be a revenge of the sith falling out storyline
Replies: >>713011930 >>713020839
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:17:29 PM No.713011253
>>713011063
They reference because they know nostalgia sells, but they don't actually care about making things fit
see: zelda
Replies: >>713013334
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:17:54 PM No.713011283
>>713011063
Yes, they reference other games, but they never make them in any kind of actual chronology.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:22:30 PM No.713011607
This could just be the original Cranky and then there's another Cranky which is DK's great grandfather.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:23:32 PM No.713011678
>>713010280 (OP)
Mario fans probably won't care as much, but it does remind me of Zelda fans reeeeing over TOTK ruining their precious timeline
Replies: >>713013721 >>713014089 >>713017561
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:26:46 PM No.713011930
>>713011607
>>713011192
this is the only thing that makes sense
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:27:11 PM No.713011948
>>713011607
and i suppose also diddy and dixie?
Replies: >>713012012
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:27:57 PM No.713012012
>>713011948
I forgot okay IT'S FUCKED
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:28:46 PM No.713012072
is the game already out?
Replies: >>713012238
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:28:49 PM No.713012076
>>713010280 (OP)
This can only mean some kind of time travel stuff going on
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:29:48 PM No.713012140
>>713010280 (OP)
The extended Mario universe has a lore?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:30:33 PM No.713012171
>game ends with overly-protective DK suspicious of Italian-Brooklyn man Mario and taking Pauline away
Replies: >>713013094
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:31:30 PM No.713012238
>>713012072
Yes
Replies: >>713012716
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:37:48 PM No.713012716
>>713012238
good for the people that own a swithc 2 and have the game, ill have to wait until i can play it for free
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:39:45 PM No.713012871
>>713010280 (OP)
So it's either
>retcon/new origin story
In Odyssey Pauline said she met Mario after being kidnapped by an ape, and this game she gets kidnapped by an ape as a kid
>time travel
Kid Pauline gets sent to the future somehow
>age regression
Ape villains can turn Pauline into a rock, it's not a stretch to say they can turn an adult into a kid
>She's actually Pauline Jr.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:42:47 PM No.713013094
>>713012171
>Take girl away from suspicious man
>He beats you up and they start dating
Women these days
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:43:26 PM No.713013146
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>game calls you out
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:44:09 PM No.713013193
what
what
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>>713010280 (OP)
Is this cope or this makes any sense?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:46:03 PM No.713013326
>>713013193
sxips is a nutcase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:46:07 PM No.713013334
>>713011253
Ah, the old “they never cared about zelda story and lore” bullshit. You do realize that is the worst argument to make in Zelda discourse, right?

https://youtu.be/aQzORdnaYKs?si=83t1iNARXJHGEZBM
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:46:35 PM No.713013362
>>713013193
Who gives a solitary fuck if it makes sense. Either way he's wrong and K. Rool is not in the game
Replies: >>713013524
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:46:45 PM No.713013380
>>713013193
Yeah, he lost me here
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:47:02 PM No.713013404
You just know. (TM)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:48:28 PM No.713013504
>>713013193
This is like advanced copium.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:48:29 PM No.713013506
>>713010752
Both Yoshi’s Island DS and Yoshi’s New Island used time travel to make Bowser the final boss
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:48:41 PM No.713013520
>>713013193
I think it’s certified autism copium.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:48:43 PM No.713013524
>>713013362
>No K Rool dressed in a silly suit like some evil cartoon CEO
Would've been kino
Replies: >>713013610 >>713015336
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:48:50 PM No.713013534
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>>713013193
I mean, K.Rool's amiibo is compatible with the game but it's probably to unlock a Rool's costume for DK and that's it
Replies: >>713017492 >>713017974
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:49:52 PM No.713013610
>>713013524
Honestly I would love that.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:51:05 PM No.713013692
>>713010280 (OP)
Imagine giving this much of a shit about fucking Donkey Kong lore.
Replies: >>713016429
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:51:20 PM No.713013712
>>713010280 (OP)
>>713010692
Pauline is an "aspiring singer". This is messing things up. Is this really Pauline's daughter?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:51:27 PM No.713013721
>>713011678
Not just the lore of the entire Zelda series but also to the game that TotK is supposed to be a DIRECT sequel to. A lot of the people who hate TotK are the ones who played and liked BotW.

The problem is that Tears of the Kingdom tries to leave almost everything relating to Breath of the Wild off the table, so that people still have a reason to go back and buy it. So even though the two games two stories should logically be closely tied to each other, Tears of the Kingdom likes to pretend that they really aren't.

This hurts the story more than anything else, because it kind of forces the writers to tackle things with one armed tied behind their back. For example, it's kind of hard for say, Tulin to have a particularly deep character exploration when he's not allowed to talk about his father or anything relating to BotW besides one blink and you miss it blurb about what happened. The same thing applies to the other Sages as well, at least for the most part.

There's more they could've done with the story, if they were allowed to treat it like a proper continuation of Breath of the Wild. Instead, they're desperately trying to make it into its own independent story that just so happens to share a setting.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:52:02 PM No.713013770
DK fags are the Sonicfags of Nintendo
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:52:31 PM No.713013806
>>713010280 (OP)
It's Donkey Kong Jr. guys.
Replies: >>713016660
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:52:57 PM No.713013837
>>713013193
why a bull specifically
Replies: >>713013943 >>713025763
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:54:11 PM No.713013943
>>713013837
Bull K. Rool using his bull cock to rape loli pauline pussy, obviously
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:54:14 PM No.713013951
>>713013334
>23 minutes
I'm good
Replies: >>713014178
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:55:17 PM No.713014020
>>713011063
Who give a shit what they reference. It’s obvious to anyone that doesn’t have African IQ that Nintendo doesn’t give a rats ass about muh lore. They just throw shit at the wall and Nintendfags lap it up.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:56:10 PM No.713014089
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>>713011678
Don’t act like TotK wasn’t disappointing and poorly written shit that Nintendo didn’t even bother to write themselves.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:56:17 PM No.713014098
>>713010752
Nintendo already confirmed that the Yoshi who traveled with Baby Mario and the current Yoshi aren't the same, so who's to believe?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:57:02 PM No.713014157
>>713010692
The planet core grants wishes, and Pauline will wish to become an adult singer while still being 13 inside. DK will fall in love with her adult form.
Replies: >>713021076
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:57:11 PM No.713014178
>>713013951
Thanks for admitting you are too lazy to do research.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:57:12 PM No.713014181
>>713010280 (OP)
>Time Travel
>Age regression
>Pauline is a common name (Pauline could share the same name as her mother)
>Multiverse as hinted in SMB movie
Replies: >>713014263
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:58:04 PM No.713014227
>This is DK Jr, who's now a NEW separate character from DK Sr. and DK
>this is a prequel game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:58:25 PM No.713014263
>>713014181
>Multiverse as hinted in SMB movie
Where?
Replies: >>713016814
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:59:44 PM No.713014347
>713014089
>autistic lorefags

oh no
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:59:50 PM No.713014350
>>713010280 (OP)
Are they removing Rare and DKC content from the canon?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:00:16 PM No.713014372
>>713014020
They did in the RPGs at least.

Also here is a quote from Miyamoto of all people: 'I'd like to go with as little story as possible,' he said. 'I've always felt that the Mario games themselves aren't particularly suited to having a very heavy story.' The Legend of Zelda games, he feels, should have deep storylines but not Mario."
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:01:27 PM No.713014453
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>AGPs can finally self insert as a little girl
>flip from spamming "not buying switch 2" to spamming "GAMING IS SAVED" instead
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:02:53 PM No.713014557
>>713014453
I want 'into' not 'as'.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:02:54 PM No.713014558
>>713013721
This is why setting it in the same Hyrule and with almost all the same core characters was a fucking mistake. Previous direct sequels for Zelda thrived by taking place in new worlds with new supporting/antagonist casts.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:03:00 PM No.713014563
>>713011607
Correct. Every male in DK's bloodline goes Jr. -> Donkey > Cranky. There have been thousands of Crankys
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:03:23 PM No.713014586
>>713013193
I'm not entirely sure what constitutes Making Sense with Kong names. I mean, we have Dread Kong, Kong Fu, Uncle Kong. I'm pretty sure there's no rules.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:03:57 PM No.713014624
>>713010280 (OP)
>>713010752
>>713014020
Or maybe a lot of things like Cranky Kong being the “original donkey kong” were shitty translations. It’s just English translators being hacks and injecting headcanon into things. And enough of the racism against Africa.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:04:48 PM No.713014684
>>713014563
>You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the boomer
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:07:44 PM No.713014895
>>713014558
Or Nintendo didn’t have the balls to have a Link and Zelda together the whole game with playable co-op similar to Spirit Tracks. And they didn’t have the balls to make Ganondorf in TotK be the original Ganondorf, what with the very first trailer of mummydorf looking like the one from Twilight Princess so much.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:10:26 PM No.713015083
>>713013193
It's high-level cope. I've accepted he's not in the game outside of some dumb fucking costume and will save my money for something else. I don't have faith in the next Zelda title so the Switch 2 is going to get a pass altogether.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:13:54 PM No.713015330
>>713014624
DKC was developed and written by british people. And in Bananza itself Cranky references Mario being his original rival.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:14:02 PM No.713015336
>>713013524
The only remaining hope is that K.Rool pulls a ganon and shows up outta nowhere to overthrow the new villan for the final act.
Replies: >>713016115
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:14:58 PM No.713015391
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>UH ITS A PREQUEL
>NO ITS A DIFFERENT DK
>mfw see diddy and dixie in the trailer too
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:15:14 PM No.713015409
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>>713013193
>transform into a bull
uh, what?
Replies: >>713025763
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:15:54 PM No.713015450
>>713010280 (OP)
Nintendo has never respected any of their game's "timeline". They treat their games like theater where the cast plays their given role for the given game. That's why Bowser can team up with Mario and play Tennis. I think they just retconned Pauline into not being a rape victim.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:24:51 PM No.713016115
>>713015336
That's pulling an Andross.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:28:05 PM No.713016312
>>713014895
Oh its even better Anon. TotK Ganondorf IS the original Ganondorf, he was born and ruled long before OoT Ganondorf and OoT Ganondorf is just a pale imitation of him made by Twinrova who couldn't manage to unseal the original.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:29:42 PM No.713016429
>>713013692
>Imagine giving this much of a shit about fucking Donkey Kong lore.
I don't?
That was the point.
Only autists do
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:32:44 PM No.713016660
>>713013806
>It's Donkey Kong Jr. guys.
This
People saying it's Cranky are just wrong. We already know it isnt Cranky
>w-what if Cranky's Dad was also a Cranky
This is just cope
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:34:41 PM No.713016814
>>713014263
When Peach is talking about other Galaxies and that she came from one. I mean technically Mario was isekaid into the Mushroom Kingdom. It might sound like cope/reach, but it's clear that Mario's reality acts on different rules than Peach's it's not unlikely that some of the "galaxies" operate on comicbook multiverse rules where there's parallel versions of people.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:43:41 PM No.713017492
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>>713013534
>tap the K.Rool amiibo and Void Kong wears this
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:44:18 PM No.713017561
>>713011678
>Mario fans probably won't care as much, but it does remind me of Zelda fans reeeeing over TOTK ruining their precious timeline
Sonic fans are the worst about this.
They don't realize that Sega doesn't give a shit about characterization or overarching lore and they all act like autists constantly over someone saying something "out of character"
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:47:37 PM No.713017845
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i don't care about games being chronological, i just want to have fun
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:49:18 PM No.713017974
>>713013534
>DK unlocks the Crocodile Bananza form during the final battle
>Pauline disappears to her own timeline, can't change DK back
>DK is stuck as a crocodile
>Still craves bananas, but is shunned in the ape society
>Has to steal bananas from his son (Rare's DK)
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:55:36 PM No.713018497
>>713017974
>King K ong Rool
Deep
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:57:24 PM No.713018643
Fuck off. I hate lorefags so fucking much. Game doesn’t have to be consistent with the lore of another game, unless it’s something like a direct sequel. Retcons are ok. These are fucking children’s games. The devs shouldn’t have to worry about sweaty 30 year olds malding that oh such and such an item couldn’t possibly exist in this era because the blarsnark hadn’t crossed the niggerous desert yet! Cranky is in it cause hey look, it’s that guy you might remember! Pauline is small because it looks cool and is a cute dynamic. Zelda games (again other that direct sequels) don’t need consistency because it’s a legend being retold. Fuck you, play your game.
It’s actually inaccurate to the lore that bowser would choose to race a go kart against his sworn enemy. And actually, according to super Mario bros 1, mushrooms should make you grow in size, NOT provide an internal combustion engine with additional speed
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:00:01 PM No.713018835
>>713012871
fifth option:
>it's not actually pauline
the rock turned itself into pauline based on dk's memories because it thought it could never find singing stardom looking as it did, inspiring message about not judging by appearances, etc etc
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:06:25 PM No.713019354
>>713010280 (OP)
lorefags need to have sex
its just another bing bing wahoo game, its not that deep
shit is in it because it looks cool and its fun to play
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:10:58 PM No.713019735
>>713017974
Better than anything Nintendo will write.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:18:15 PM No.713020387
>>713014624
I mean the opening cuscene of DKC literally references this with Cranky playing the old tune on the classic Donkey Kong iron bars
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:23:48 PM No.713020839
>>713011192
>>713011607
This would work if we didn't also see Diddy and Dixie looking like their present day selves
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:26:45 PM No.713021076
>>713014157
Nintendo won't promote zoophilia you freak
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:28:50 PM No.713021241
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>>713017974
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:32:22 PM No.713021519
She was kidnapped by the Void guys, who then tried to use her powers, but it aged her down and left her with no memories, she'll go back to normal at the end of the game.
Boom, it's not hard to figure out guys.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:34:52 PM No.713021707
Arcade opening
Arcade opening
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>DK's first appearance on-screen is carrying Pauline
>new game centers around DK carrying Pauline
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:35:35 PM No.713021765
>>713010280 (OP)
if this was cranky and not dk it wouldve been kino
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:37:55 PM No.713021953
>>713010280 (OP)
DK Jr., Cranky Kong Sr. is Cranky Kong's dad
>>713013193
I fucking KNEEL
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:42:37 PM No.713022382
Isn't the most simple solution that this is the original Pauline's daughter? That was my first thought anyway. Also, who the fuck cares this much about DK lore?
Replies: >>713025319 >>713026275
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:16:06 PM No.713024958
>>713013193
IT HAS TO BE REAL
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:19:43 PM No.713025243
>>713010280 (OP)
what's wrong? cranky is just 30 in bonanza. That's how most 30yo men look like
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:20:43 PM No.713025319
>>713022382
DK lore is an extension of Mario lore, which is the most fun lore
Replies: >>713025524
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:23:48 PM No.713025524
>>713025319
It's the most "fun" because it's all made up by the fans. Nintendo coincidentally does something that fits with their headcanon and they act like Mario is some super deep internally consistent universe and not just whatever nonsense Miyamoto thinks of next.
Replies: >>713025716
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:24:42 PM No.713025598
>>713013334
>video opens with shilling for Temu
Opinion already discarded. It has a fitting title at least
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:26:13 PM No.713025716
>>713025524
I don't think anyone is taking this shit seriously
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:26:34 PM No.713025748
>lorefagging
>for Donkey Kong
You are all fucking basket cases.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:26:47 PM No.713025763
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>>713013837
>>713015409
There is an extreme amount of Journey to the West references in the game, and K Rool may be playing the role of the Demon Ox King.
Replies: >>713026031 >>713026640
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:29:56 PM No.713026007
>>713010280 (OP)
The whole fossilization aspect of the game is obviously connected to some time manipulation BS.

>>713010752
I don't know, we're approaching a different era of Nintendo now. One that wants to expanded into multimedia franchise throws movies, theme parks, TV-streaming service shows, apps and digital distribution content. They're probably coming to the realization that they actually have to start caring about the lore and stories in their games now, and how they flesh out their characters from this point forward.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:30:15 PM No.713026031
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>>713025763
>the role of the Demon Ox King
I can think of another character who fits the bill
Replies: >>713026109 >>713026640
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:31:19 PM No.713026109
>>713026031
>somehow bowser appeared
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:31:22 PM No.713026114
>>713010280 (OP)
Legend of Donkey: Kong of the Wild
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:33:16 PM No.713026275
>>713022382
The most "simple" solution is that Nintendo doesn't give a shit about DKC lore and this is a prequel to Mario Odyssey. And nothing else.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:33:57 PM No.713026326
Clearly this is a split time line like Zelda. Where one faction believes it and the other is saying "Who the hell cares?"
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:35:34 PM No.713026440
>>713010280 (OP)
Game looks like fucking shit. It was the only switch 2 game that I was interested in, after seeing the reveal.

Now after they showed more gameplay i lost all interest, looks boring as fuck. And fuck is it framey. They didnt fix the performance and probably never will
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:37:55 PM No.713026640
>>713013193
>>713025763
>Nintendo rehashing Wukong & Journey to the West wit the transformations & the monkey king doppelganger villain

I see it.
>>713026031
Now that would be an insane twist, but makes sense as Nintendo's now consistently reminding general audiences that both the Mario and DK games do indeed take place in the same shared universe.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:39:36 PM No.713026760
>>713013193

His eye popping out kinda reminds me of K Rool’s eye popping out