Thread 713011443

dark elves.

human men

>>713011561
FPBP

>>713011905
Man, loved the banter in these games. Why did these retards have to ruin the series.

>>713013529
Because Korea is the birthplace of shitty F2P monetization. Nothing can escape freemium enshittification.

>>713011443 (OP)
>if women had a shred of honesty
that is mythological level of unreal

>>713013529
Worse Koreans. They are born with urge to ruin everything they touch.

>>713011443 (OP)
>Kingdom Under Fire
Holy shit this looks like pure slop.

>>713014793
Name 3 games like KuF.
Please.

>>713015002
Firelords:Revolution
Kingdom of Dark Ice
Magic and Mayhem Apocalypse

>>713015293
Those are some power metal ass names, anon.

>>713013529
it's great. I love the KuF elves. They should have made more action-RTS or even a spectacle fighter instead of a MMO nobody asked for

Why do Dark Elves always wear so little clothing?

>>713016037
They're supposed to be edgy. Don't expect subtle sexiness.

>>713016037
because they are beautiful and proud of it, no christcuck humility poisoning them

>>713015947
Oh, they are doubling down with MMO and adding cryptoshit on top of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcpdw2PhPio
I don't think it's from the same devs, they probably closed the studio.

>>713016037
Following mommy's example.

>>713011443 (OP)
>Move it you sloths! Are you even elves?

>>713011443 (OP)
Why is she so pigeon-toed?

>>713011443 (OP)
All elven women owe me sex

>>713016037
dark elves actually hate clothes

>>713016796
biggest fucking retard IP holder award

>>713018242
I have dark elves in my game; they are mainly grey and purple. After playing Nightreign, I want to add super dark ones like this.

>>713018678
i have black-skinned elves in my story, but their female only. i wish I wasnt retarded and could make my own game. but its more fun to write, i guess

>>713018678
I'm all for dark elf diversity

>>713019035
>i have black-skinned elves in my story, but their female only.
Same! I'm a mega sperg when it comes to female only elves. At one point in my story, the player becomes king of a female-only island of elves.

>i wish I wasnt retarded and could make my own game.
All it takes is a little bit of learning each day, and you could be well on your way to making a comfy visual novel (at first).

>>713019040
Love me some light blue and dark blue.

i recall some dark elf art from the 90s but i cant find that shit no more. two dark elves with white hair nude in a river

>>713019435
sounds awesome, only 90's dark elf art I got is Pirotess however

>>713011561
>>713012748
You dwarves are quick.

>>713019419
>little bit of learning each day
i should, because i got a lot of time nowadays. maybe ill make some trash in rpgmaker

>>713018242
Imagine the dirt on joints tits and crotch though

>>713021262
Good luck, anon. Also, believe more in yourself, it's not trash, it's learning and self-expression. Both of those are more noble than what the majority of normies do.

We can do that.

>>713021007
it was top notch, and the guy made a number of drawings of them. im talking high quality for the time

>>713021313
dark elves are very clean

>>713011443 (OP)
What a fucking nerd

>filters kicking in

Uh oh, euro melty. Isn't it time for bed little man?

>>713022871
awful fanart

>>713022871
>Take off that garbage can, you fucking fetcher. You’re making our house look stupid.

Cirith is for...

>>713023667
That's too lewd, even for a Dark elf!

>>713011443 (OP)
Dark Elves.

>>713018242
Why would Dark Elves have such dark skin if they never get any sunlight. Shouldn't they be super pale?

>>713024205
magic

>>713024205
It's always a curse. A magical curse that darkens their skin because the god cursing them is racist and wants to punish them. It's a curse for dunmer, it's curse for forgotten realms drow.
In older low it was magical underground radiation.
This is basic fantasy lore.

>>713024404
Well >>713023818
>>713024463
>low
*lore.

Anybody have that greentext about the Drow dude leaving the Underdark for the first time and he's acting like he's from Soviet Russia?

>notice filtered post count going up
I wonder who that is screaming into the void

>>713023667
>Oooh, so pretty

Is the "I need to pee" pose supposed to be sexy or something?

>>713028248
Kek, based retard.

>>713018242
Fuck of slopfag.

>>713028248
Dark elves are like foxes and they constantly piss everywhere, it's why nobody likes them

>>713026408
>>713027656
>"""""""dark""""""" elves
>they're brown
oversleeping on the beach is not an evil act nor is it a curse, and stop bleaching your hair white

>>713011443 (OP)
Kissing dark Elves

>>713011561
fpbp

Holy shit the filter is really kicking off. Someone sure is pissy today.

These threads just exist for porn and shitposting.

>>713029114
you are correct
>>713029069
dark elves taste like shit (because they eat weird ass crap)

>>713016037
Sex is a tool they use to control men

>>713029238
Damn they really are evil.

>>713029238
>men
monsters, but not livestock
they consider men livestock

>>713029227
>you are correct
Well fuck.
I wish they knew.

>>713011443 (OP)
Greatest race of all time
>>713029114
Unfortunately

Also drow have big butts because the shape is reminiscent of a spider's abdomen

These threads actually exist to have fun posting boner-inducing images of darkmeat elves while antagonizing the local lolcow supreme
That's why I love these threads, two types of fun for the price of one!

>>713030146
Hmm, makes complete perfect sense.

>>713030146
You may be on to something here.

would be nice to flesh out how a tribe of naked women would be able to defend themselves aside from maybe magic
I keep thinking of those brazilian tribes who insist on being ass naked in the 21st century against logging companies, while some of them who normally wear clothes then go commando with machetes against rifle-armed guards who protect the loggers

I kinda want an XCOM now where the enemies are just tribesfolk or medieval people

>>713024776
IS THAT A
I'm kidding, these threads are not moderated.

>>713031040
they can be
if you do something about it

>>713031398
Appreciated.

>>713031039
You wouldn't survive.

>>713031472
I did, mods are faggots.

>>713031525
that's a risk I'm willing to take

>>713031549
>announcing report

>>713031520
Just doing my part

>>713031549
they're too busy deleting deltarune threads right now

>>713031719
lol good luck

>>713031693
Go ahead. Inform them. They don't give a fuck about these threads.
>>713031719
They have their preferences.

It was easy then for his new people to become the Changed Ones.

>>713031719
why don't the reltadune fags simply post in the billion DK threads?

To reestablish the traditions of the Prophet Veloth
Nerevar will return to restore the glories of ancient Resdayn
This means destroying the false Temple and driving the Imperial invaders from the land.

THE STRANGER
One-Clan-Under-Moon-and-Star

>>713032036
this mod is actually petty enough to look through EVERY thread on the first page and see if they've colonized other threads and then surgically remove them
They've tried hijacking off topic threads and he actually went in and removed them but left the pile of garbage they tried turning into VIDEO GAMES discussion completely untouched

>>713031525
Dark elf vagina has charm humanoid abilities

>>713032232
Glad to see jannies are as tranny as ever

>>713011443 (OP)
Lucretia best girl

the dunmer could've chosen to be chill but they just had to act like niggers, doesn't help that the nords and orsimer were just near the mountain acting mad niggerish too

Every report in these threads go directly into the void, can't prove me wrong.

>>713032476
Was never an elf.

is KoF Heroes worth playing bros?

>>713030541
>>713031525
>>713032273
>dark elf
>it’s just light skin black with knife ears
Who came up with that ?

>>713032232
and yet there are multiple deltarune threads running amok lmao
with this thread still going strong

>>713032709
Japs. Well the popularized it. If you want to be pedantic you can say the truly ANCIENT depictions of Drow from the first editions of DnD were "black."

>elf
>it's just an anime girl with pointy ears

For this is the nature of CHIM

a fucking elf with a tan is not a dark elf
i dont care what japan tells you
grey, dark blue, soot black only acceptable dark elf colors

take your evil wood elves and suck it, cunts

first curse, Curse-of-Fire
second curse, Curse-of-Ash
third curse, Curse-of-Flesh
fourth curse, Curse-of-Ghosts
fifth curse, Curse-of-Seed
sixth curse, Curse-of-Despair
seventh curse, Curse-of-Dreams...

>>713032737
indeed, must be waiting for his hot pockets to warm up (I hope they come out unevenly heated)
>>713032785
Gonna cry about it, noldorbitch?

>>713024037
Oh hey it's conan elf. I remember your stuff. Your elf is really good shit

>>713032785
What if it's not an anime girl though?

Don't mind me, just watching Noldorsissy spam and flood his way to yet another ban

Lmao.

FACT: Tolkein predicted the existence of anime when he created the modern conception of elves and intended them to be represented as such.

>>713032995
Thanks anon I appreciate it. I don't have anything new of that character though because I haven't actually played Conan in ages.