What's the best balatro card?

>>713015479 (OP)
Now THIS is the thread

for me? it's the obelisk

Hanging chad

Baron

The anti-hero of gold stake.

>>713015479 (OP)
Temperance and or Immolate.

>>713015479 (OP)

>>713016169
I think it's pretty clear Toby wrote Noelle as someone not seriously in love with Susie, Toby never wrote romance but Krusie feels a lot more grounded and interesting as an actual romance.
Twittertards love Suselle but they don't realize Noelle likes Susie not because of who she is but because Susie has the archetype of someone dangerous, which Noelle is obsessed with. And that's really unhealthy because Noelle WANTS Susie to be a dangerous little monster, it's that shitty trope women just LOVE: "She's dangerous... But she's a softie with me!".

I'm not saying we're gonna reform Susie to change if we do follow through with Krusie, but Kris treats her as person and not as some object of sexual gratification like Noelle does. If anything, Susie would just become a parody of herself to please Noelle, it'd be disgusting. Now look at her relationship with Kris, she grows as person, and that's much more beautiful as a plot.
If you've ever looked up what makes good romance, Krusie checks out most points of a good romance:
>Chemistry
Real chemistry. Banter, tension, contrast, complement.
>Mutual Growth
They make each other better, not just hornier. Think emotional evolution, not just eye-fucking.
>Earned Intimacy
Built over time. You feel the connection forming, slowly but surely.
>Agency on both sides
Both of them are still individuals, they have desires and fears, they resist, fight, give in.

So when you look at it, Krusie IS romance, it's what a beautiful love story is, they're there for each other, they don't want each other to BE something, they're not in love with THE IDEA each of represent, but rather who they are.
But if you take Suselle, it's the worst, most manipulative, superficial kind of romance.
One of the biggest issues with bad romance is having their love itself as a plot glue, and that doesn't work because their love doesn't FEEL real at all! It's like they're together because the plot said so, no logic, no emotional payoff, nothing.

>>713015479 (OP)
I guess this is the thread. Fucking jannies, I swear.

>>713015479 (OP)
I don't know I just love cavendish.

Jannies won... it's over...

>killed a thread at 570 replies
Why are they like this?

>>713015479 (OP)

>>713018331
I'm not going to fucking /vg/, how retarded are jannies? They know /vg/ is a dump, holy shit.

They don't call it a Chad for nothing

>>713018618
You just know she's beating the shit out of the Roaring Knight right now, I can't wait to get to the shelter and see Undyne the Undying standing proud over the Roaring Knight's body.

i'm so sorry for what's about to happen to you, balaCHADS...

>jevil was forgotten as soon as chapter 2 released
>Spamton is still going strong
Is spamton that good? Or is there a lack of fun schizo to replace him?

>>713015479 (OP)
The Banana

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK_0Fzwg3go

Toby fucked up the roof is misaligned with the wall.

>would say post your favorite mod joker to keep this thread from being used for its actual purpose
>remembered paperback has deltarune jokers
FUCK

>pub crawlers flood in the instant their thread archives
totally not a general teehee

>>713019185
It's not a general, besides, who the fuck wants to go to /vg/? It's such a circle jerk.

>>713018723
The Knight made her into [Fish Sticks]

>>713015479 (OP)
Content Update WHEN??
The entire "E3" season has passed and we heard nothing about it!

>>713019358
Just learn to mod it and get Extra Credit, Neato, Plantain and Paperback

>>713019185
god forbid we discuss a VIDEO GAME that released this month

So what game could it be?
>soul vessels
>schizo phonecalls
>dysfunctional family backstory
>wild goose chase for a missing sibling
>a big chunk of backstory found only in promotional material
>christmas/new year symbolism
>"escapism bad"

Cool thread.

>>713019294
you're just making your own circlejerk here

>>713019185
It's a new-ish release and people want to talk about it, it's story and theory driven so it will last a while.

>>713019415
>Just learn to mod it
I'll do that after I've exhausted the official game content of what it has to offer. But I can't do that because he refuses to deliver the content update!

>>713019640
Omori

If you can pull it early, it's low key this

>>713019867
Ah yes, the 'You're fine until ante 5' joker for plasma.

Krusiefags report.

What did Asgore do to make Toriel divorce him?

>>713020107
Present

>>713020107
waiting for the inevitable betrayal and destruction of susie's faith in lightners in ch5/6

>>713020107
i feel kinda bad for the balatro guys because we're probably going to end up getting this thread killed and they seem to be using it as an actual balatro thread.

>>713020259
probably became obsessed with finding dess/ proving the dark world shit when the trail went cold
toriel divorced him because she's a bitch who never liked dess and had some role in her disappearance

>>713018057
For the "Knight is a fraud" shit, it started because of assblasted Undyne fans getting angry over people joking about how Undyne jobbed, so they started spamming about how the Knight is weak and a fraud through shitty twitter memes, which spread because people found it funny which eventually turned into people talking about how the Knight is pathetic and which Deltarune characters can beat them. As for Gerson, he's easily one of the most liked characters in all of Deltarune already, and is getting the early Undertale Sans treatment where people are hyping him up as the strongest character in the entire game, which eventually turned into people saying that he would be able to easily beat Genocide Frisk. At the end of the day, it's all powerscaling brainrot.

>>713018826
combination of both i think

>>713015652
essential pleb filter joker alongside red card

Lancer is stronger than the Knight

>>713020475
>deleted
THE JIG IS UP! DISPERSE!

can we colonize /utg/? gentrify them?

>>713020956
his post might've only gotten deleted because he was in the other stealth thread (maybe as the OP or something)

>>713021057
theyre too far gone

>>713021057
>Turning /vg/ into a place of actual discussion
That'll never work.

>>713015479 (OP)
archive of our own works 66077122
vidya clowns

I'm really going to end up creating a web extension that flags the use of certain specific keywords. With that, it'll be enough to hop from thread to thread like parasites, and the jannies will be forced to nuke active threads.

What the fuck does Balatro have to do with the tranny hysteria game

>>713020363
I don't really feel sympathy for them because I genuinely don't know anyone who actually likes Balatro.
Even though much of my friends list bought it.

>>713021057
/vg/ isn't for videogames.
Really don't know how many times this needs to be stated.

>>713021057
They're unironic mentally ill trannies shipping Suselle, I'd rather not even touch them

>>713021452
Ew, I didn't know they were that bad