Thread 713015987

Why is "Milk Drinker" an insult in Skyrim?
I love milk

>>713015987 (OP)
I never got why the Nord's would use Milk Drinker as an insult when they're literally the idealized white viking race of the game. It would make more sense for the Redguards to say that since black people hate milk.

>>713016156
>>713015987 (OP)
Am I posting with idiots? It's because baby's drink milk because they can't drink ale, mead, or wine (what adults would mainly drink in a time period like this)

Pic related is my fridge btw

most mammals stop drinking milk after they are old enough to stop nursing

>>713016254
>British-Free Milk
Is there Full British Milk

>>713015987 (OP)
Basically calling you a weak baby

>>713015987 (OP)
Kahjit and baby pilled. You deserve to have someone take your sweet roll too.

>>713016321
>humans are cursed to suck titties from birth, only to grow out of it, only to hit puberty and spend their entire adulthood in search of titties to suck

>>713016254
it is retarded because norse peoples have always drunk milk well into adulthood and if anything, milk is jam packed with nutrients and protein that will make you big and strong, which nords value. theres a reason why we have low levels of lactose intolerance in our population compared to even most of europe.
t. scandinavian

>>713015987 (OP)
Milk is literally only for babies. You can drink it at any age, but it's going against nature.

>>713015987 (OP)
Amerimutt writers

>>713016685
dumb cot

>>713016254
based milkman

>>713016689
They're not real people, their strength is tied to their race

>>713015987 (OP)
It's a reference to sucking cock, he's calling you faggot.

>>713015987 (OP)
The reach is the best hold.

>>713016254
Pair your tits, dude

>>713016254
they are plenty of cheese and dairy though , it's still a dumb insult

>>713017257
>They're not real people
wow crazy revelation i always thought they along with super mario were real people, no?

>>713015987 (OP)
damn near everyone is a fraud in skyrim so they have to act like tough guys

>>713016347
>semi-skimmed
couldn't pay me to drink that piss

>>713018059
Nords are retards, news at 10. There's a reason they're the go to /pol/tard self-insert.

>>713018190
Super Mario (and Luigi) is based on a real person, retard.

>>713016689
>>713018059
I'm not saying people don't drink milk, dude, it's just a way of saying you don't drink booze

>>713016254
>Sainsburys
>Waitrose
Someone's doing well....

>>713016254
>(what adults would mainly drink in a time period like this)
this is a myth perpetuated by people who think the major water sources people lived by and relied on for their daily lives were as polluted as the modern-day ganges

>>713016254
>Britbong (your cops looked the other way when Syrians groomed little girls, and they did it for years)
>Doesn't know how to speak English (using the wrong form of baby as well as making it possessive)
>Doesn't understand the TES setting, thinking that it's some generic fantasy setting in which viking dudes should exlusively drink beer instead of anything that has nutrition or worth in your body
Typical bong. You colonized the world once, now London is majority nonwhite.

>>713018735
>trust me bro

>>713016254
>waitrose
ooh look at mr poshcunt over ere

>>713018727
stopped going to tesco when the self service stopped accepting cash
sainsburys almost did the same and funny enough the card only machines break more often than the cash ones

>>713015987 (OP)
It's a euphemism for being a cocksucker

Because supplementing your diet is the sign of a weak man.

>>713018939
>>713017621
What a weird mind you guise have when this is the first thing your thinking goes to.
Really activates the almond...

Nord dudes are emasculated coping losers.
Can’t walk five feet in Whiterun without it being shoved in your face how much stronger and assertive their women are.

>>713015987 (OP)
Because they drink le strong booze (they don't, it's all watered down crap)

>>713015987 (OP)
Odd. Drinking milk is a white thing. It even filters the jews.

>>713019097
My bad for making you wet gayboy

>>713016254
milk truck just arrived

>>713016254
>It's because baby's drink milk because they can't drink ale, mead, or wine (what adults would mainly drink in a time period like this)
Real Women Lactate Mead

>>713016254
>Am I posting with idiots?
Idiots was pre-2015. We're on pajeets and LLMs now.

>>713019234
Ahh, the story of the boy who cried "gay!".
One day you'll learn. They all do.

>>713019461
do you think the different TES races have noticeably different breast milk?

>>713019559
redguards probably have kool aid juice

>>713019559
Do you think Todd Howard lactates?

>>713019789
which races breast-milk has the most useful alchemical properties?

>>713018805
>Britbong (your cops looked the other way when Syrians groomed little girls, and they did it for years)
If you have muslims in your country they are forming groups and raping children - you just don't know about it yet.

>>713018939
first genuinely good post

>>713019853
Nord for healing
Mer for venoms

>>713018190
You're the one equating them to real people (scandinavians)

>>713020101
>Mer for venoms
altmer milk - weakness to magic
bosmer milk - damage height
dwemer milk - [Scripted effect]
falmer milk - blind
dunmer milk - damage vocal chords
orsimer milk - drain intelligence

>>713020364
because nords are very much obviously based on norse scandis to quite a cartoonish extent. are you being for real right now, anon?

>>713020445
I like to imagine Altmer milk as being even worse due to their hatred of physical reality. I reckon Argonians probably have the best milk given their origin to answer >>713019853

>>713015987 (OP)
dunno buts its funny nordcuck skeletons are weak shit

>>713019097
Milk is most associated with cum in TES

>>713016254
>Am I posting with idiots?
Birds of a feather

>>713020648
But they are very much their own thing. That's why they're called nords, not norse vikings. Equating the two is fucking stupid.

>>713016685
Elden ring nightreign final boss cutted dialogue

>>713020101
>Nord for healing
breton - restore magica
nord - restore health
redguard - restore fatigue
imperial - restore attribute
>>713020724
do you reckon khajit have different milk properties for each breed or just one unified catmilk?

>>713020796
its not, really. its just that vivec uses it metaphorically to refer to cum in his sermons, which real life myth has done as well.

>>713021054
they re same both are cucks compared TO BIG CURVED SWORDPENIS

>>713015987 (OP)
baby

>>713020796
And cum is most associated to your mom everywhere.

>>713015987 (OP)
because nords are stupid

>>713021092
its funny the race inspired praised a guy that drink semen and got kevin carradine fetish to achieve power

>>713021261
>t. Rednog

>>713021091
>do you reckon khajit have different milk properties for each breed or just one unified catmilk?
The House Cat Khajiit would need to have magic milk to nourish their young since they are highly magical

>>713016689
This is a scam, milk is not good for adults, the milk industry spent millions brainwashing you to believe drinking milk is good for you.

>>713020648
They are only superficially based on them. Their entire history and lore is in no way comparable. Or what, were norsemen formed from the breath of a Hawk goddess atop the tallest mountain in the land? Did they conquer an elven kingdom far to the north alongside Woden in the beginning of time and get trapped there for thousands of years?

>>713016254
can i smell your farts lad

>>713018805
t. buttblasted euromutt/amerimutt

Babies drink milk

You see anon, women make milk with their “mammary glands”

>>713021414
Uh... the milk industry brainwashed the indo europeans into drinking milk so they could conquer ALL of Europe?

>>713021495
of course a guy that drink dead guys semen didnt make it unless it was hermaphrodite

>>713018805
>Milk thread
>Immediately try to turn it into a discussion about Syrian grooming gangs
God I love this website

>>713021369
is the mane always male? manemilk might just be the rarest and therefor the best if not

I fucking love chocolate milk, bros.

>>713018727
These days Sainsbury's is about the same price as Tesco's, Asda & Morrison's

>>713021546
>farting from milk
Uh oh... brownie!!!!

>>713018625
you’re surrounded by shitskin ESLs. they barely understand English so they’re not going to pick up on what you’re trying to say to them

i made some hot cannabis chocolate milk 4 hours ago and i am high as shit right now.

>>713018727
>>713018854
I love waitrose.

>>713021546
outed yourself ahmed, white people don't get gassy from milk

>>713024396
Duuuuude...

>>713015987 (OP)
>>713016156
It isn't a difficult concept. Babies drink milk. She is calling you a baby. That is why she is also telling you to go back to mommy.
Real Nords drink ale or mead.

where is the mod to dom her and then syphon milk from her ?

>>713025515
I want a big nord warrior lady to dom ME with her blonde hairy pussy

Just saying

>>713025303
real nords chug elf splooge

>>713015987 (OP)
Skyrim is woke now???

>>713016254
you must be a pretty big guy, with all that milk and what not

>>713015987 (OP)
>>713016156
>>713016689
Contrary to popular belief, people did not chug milk all day every day. The whole drinking glasses of milk for breakfast, lunch, and dinner is a relatively modern invention of the dairy industry.
Back in medieval times, milk was something babies drank from a woman's breasts. Adults mostly drank water and various alcoholic beverages.
Adults would use animal milk to produce butter, cheese, cream, etc. Nobody took a mug and drank glasses of milk straight from the utter all day unless they really needed the calories to survive.
Hell, most people did not even own a milk producing animal, so dairy products were not something they were going to consume often.

>>713025771
skyrim was always woke
>gay marriage
>interracial marriage
>300 year old loli
>can openly do crack in the streets
>anyone based is actually le heckin evil and your non optional quest is to kill them
skyrim 2 is going to be full of niggers

>>713026145
lolibabas are woke?

>>713025215
Nta but I'm white as fuck and milk makes me shit like you wouldn't believe. I also have a pretty badly damaged stomach though and it didn't when I was young

>>713026346
its either pro pedophilia or subversive because she has the face of a potato depending on whichever goes against your beliefs

>>713026346
Go easy on him he's probably new and doesn't know what to say to pretend he's not

Milk drinker as in a baby, sucking on your mom's teats.
Calling you an ameteur, little baby, wimp, etc, not a grown up, not a man.

>>713026489
I'm suckin' teats but brother they're not MY mom's

>>713026457
I'm not new I'm actually three hundred ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ posts old and it's perfectly legal to fetishize my ̶l̶o̶l̶i̶ 'newfag' looking body.

>>713026727
jesus christ it really is a redditor

>>713026727
Look man everyone was new at some point I just don't think you understand the culture you're trying to impersonate

>>713016689
That's cool and all, but you're making the fundamental mistake of not understanding the fantasy races of Tamriel are not copies of, or remotely related to, real world races. The inspirations from real world races are surface level things, like bits of Viking culture being tied to Nords, nothing further. Again, they are fantasy races, in a fantasy world that doesn't work in any manner similar to our world.

It must just require an IQ above 100 to recognize the differences between fantasy and reality and comprehend how limited comparisons can be. Too many people, especially on this site, think these races are tied directly to stereotypes surrounding IRL ethnic groups who share nothing more than skin tone.

>>713018805
>shitting pants violently
It's objective FACT in the TES universe that Nords primarily drink alcohol, mead in particular.
>muh nutrition
The fuck do you think food is for, dipshit?

>>713026897
We need to start making fun of people until they've prowled longar again

>>713021062
Least obvious fromshill

>>713021414
and you've been brainwashed by a handful of articles that semi-support your worldview.
how would the absorbtion of nutritients change in adulthood fucknuts?

>>713027203
nope oldschool ways are best, it's time to gore flood the catalog

>>713015987 (OP)
Skyrim... kino...

>>713027140
nords are, besides the bretons, the most uncreative race where they are basically literally 1:1 of the image of the stereotypical norseman that its barely even trying. morrowind era TES tried to make them kind of into something unique, but they threw that shit out the window swiftly after. to pretend otherwise is pure lunacy

>>713015987 (OP)
They mean you still suck on your mother's teet. Basically saying you're not a man.

>>713019789
I'll take the one that makes the purple drink

>>713028303
Truth. Why'd we stop filtering people this way?

>>713016156
>black people hate milk
>black peoples entire identity is buttermilk products such as fried chicken and biscuits
>one of their cultural icons is fluffy milk pancakes related
>they are the largest purchasing demographic of chocolate milk
What did he mean by this?

>>713029536
Because anyone that does gets rangebanned after 3 threads and gives up

>>713029667
nothing you listed is milk

>>713015987 (OP)
When a man ejaculates it is sometimes called milk.
They are calling you a fag.

>>713029860
It's all milk related.

>>713016689
Point goes woosh

>>713016156
Nords are loud, angry, unintelligent, violent, and actively disdain knowledge and learning. Sounds a lot more like the milk haters I've met than the Redguards do.

>>713015987 (OP)
back in ye olde days most people just drank their beer equivalent all day every day. was cleaner than the water and milk was mostly for kids. in skyrim "milk drinker" is saying you prefer milk to mead, an adult drink.

>>713026145
There is exactly one canon homo gay pairing in Skyrim.
In the DLC set in Solstheim a pair of Nords who were thrown out of Skyrim for being gay were killed. The Dunmer that killed them found it quite humorous the two guys were pretending to be an actual couple.

It was the last Bethesda game largely untouched by the woke mind virus.

>>713028919
Ancient Nord architecture shits all over current age Dunmer architecture.

The facts in evidence do not support your conclusion.

>>713025998
also why the fuck would you drink milk when you could turn it into food?

Why is "Onions Drinker" an insult irl?
I love onions

>>713030364
>t. butthurt he can't levitate into my tower

>>713030384
because it tastes good
t. drinks little cartons of heavy cream as a treat

>>713015987 (OP)
>I love milk
Because you are a milk drinker.

>>713030487
So backwards they can't master stairs. Even ladders befuddled them.

Quite a few races can dunk on the Nords in regards to architecture. Dunmer aren't one of them.

>>713016321
>most mammals stop drinking milk after they are old enough to stop nursing
Yet somehow Mankind developed an edge over them. Wonder why?

>>713030180
gameplay>canon
if you wear the pride amulet literally almost everyone of your gender will attempt to marry you immediately upon being conversed with

>>713015987 (OP)
>being healthy and getting strong
>bad
>being a fat alcoholic fuck
>good
The absolute state of nords

>>713030849
They are player sexual. The only male male relationship in every game is the two dead gay Nords.
If you don't have that DLC there are zero male male or female female in every game.

>>713015987 (OP)
I would like to drink her milk if you know what I mean.

>>713016685
Tits are for groping, not sucking.

>>713015987 (OP)
Milk gave me mad gainz, alcohol lowers test and gives you tits. Never listen to women/jews

>some chad calls you a milk-drinker
>Well, actually, that insult doesn't make sense. We Nords have a very healthy high dairy die--
>what are you, autistic? lmao
You can really tell the kind of posters that got bullied IRL by these types of posts

>>713015987 (OP)
Nords are the canonical biggest retards in Tamriel. Bunch of drunks cowards. If you fired that little ball of light near them they would piss and shit their goat rags.

>>713021054
"nord" literally means north in swedish, if anything the Nords have become more scandi coded over time since in the older ES games nords were a mixture of norse-celtic themes but now its almost entirely scandi inspired

>>713031460
Jealous much?
Gotta be a Breton fan.

>>713030806
some smart cunt thought it would be funny to pick a rock and throw it at some other retard for fun, then it became a weapon

>>713016156
Imperials make more sense, the Romans saw drinking milk as a barbarian practice.

>>713016254
Imagine the farts

>>713019097
It's a pretty common insult in meehico my dude.
>milk shitter
Means you like getting fucked in the ass

>>713029860
It's milk-adjacent

>>713026351
>um im white and milk makes me violently ill
Anon you are lactose intolerant. Go to a doctor.

>>713034125
Why? They're just gonna say "Yep you're lactose intolerant" and I'm gonna keep eating dairy and regretting it

>>713029667
>black people love pancakes
????
Ok?

>>713034125
GO TO THE DOCTOR. YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF

>>713029860
They're both food. Same thing.

>>713016156
>milk
>suddenly black people
And people say black fatigue but can't stop mentioning them

>>713034367
IM NOT DONE

>>713034581
Have you ever that considered people mentioning them could be a result of the fatigue?

>>713029667
Chocolate milk and Cookies and Cream are in every household I swear

>>713034250
Well, you dont get to represent your race then. You're making us look bad.

>>713016254
>waitrose
>some artisan dairy I’ve never heard of
Spare change, milord?

>>713034825
Who made you the arbiter of who I get to represent faggot

Alexa, take that meme about alcoholic vs stoner empires where 1 is rome and the other is some bullshit tribal huts but replace weed with milk.

>>713034367
NAH YEH

>>713034581
>>713034709
>griggers use "mayo monkey" as some perceived insult against white people, maybe they think it's equal to the gamer word
>work in grocery retail, one of our stores is in the hood
>we bring mayo in by the pallet because blacks buy so much fucking mayo at that location
>mfw

>>713034915
I drink milk and feel fine. Do you understand? Im not just better than you. Im in a different universe entirely. Me and my people can define and catorgaize you the same way did the rest of the animal kingdom.

Or go to the doctor.

>>713035158
This is why nigger is the most powerful racial slur, everything else is just confusing

>>713021656
>conquer all of europe
>Got roflstomped by tiny meds and they were made into boipussy servants they only managed to conquer anything after huwite women got virile med semen and genes in them.
kek

>>713035204
>catorgaize
You're making us look bad.

>>713034915
I am Baron von Crackenheimer, Lord of Caucasians, and I side with >>713034825 I do hereby declare that you are not representative of our race, and you have been excommunicated. Please hand in your white privilege card and report to the nearest welfare office

>>713015987 (OP)
Hahaha, this nigga drinkin milk

>>713030849
>Someone wearing a marriage proposal on their neck to show people they are interested, out of millions of people they have seen and interacted with in this short life, they want to make a lifetime commitment with you out of everyone else.
I mean, who wouldn't?

>>713035320
Fuck. As long as you guys will fund my existence I guess it's a fair trade. Does that mean I get to say the word?

>>713030849
There's nothing wrong with everyone being playersexual if you select them to be.

>>713030431
Cashew and oat milk are really good

>>713026351
Lactose tolerance is the one true objective test to tell if you're white or not.
By extension, the brap fetishists are into non-whites.

>>713015987 (OP)
Probably calling you gay. Like you suck cock and swallow.

>>713015987 (OP)
"nortubel fan" is a bigger insult

>>713035404
You'll get to milk cows i think. Idk what plantation group C does.

>>713035472
Thats not milk.

>>713035635
To be fair it wasn't a problem until I started drinking rotgut 24/7 and btfo'd my stomach.

>>713035743
Yeah yeah whatever. I still like it

>>713035743
>He doesn't milk his cashews

>>713035834
Its a milk thread though

>>713018727
>>713018863
>>713021871
>>713024856
>>713034867
Why are Bongalongs so classist about their supermarkets?

>>713035743
It is retard. The word for milk predates the defaulting to cow's milk. Oat's milk is older.

>>713035904
>milk an activated almond
Activated milk?

>>713036019
No it doesn't.

>>713035472
>Nut milk
ha gay

>>713036096
>n-no it doesn't
It does, not my fault you're an ignorant retard.

>>713015987 (OP)
Don't know.
https://litter.catbox.moe/7tj12kfidnledq6g.jpg

>>713036219
>I-I-I-I-
>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>UGHHHHHHHH
>FUCK YOU
Not an argument.

>>713036096
Maybe he thinks oat is another word for goat

>>713016156
>black people hate milk
Do we?

>>713036394
>greatest of all time milk
Ew

>>713036547
>The Bron James Milk

did all you milk drinkers really not study the 36 sermons? ngmi

>>713036473
>we

>>713035952
The supermarket you go to very strongly corresponds with your social class. Waitrose is at the uncontested top spot and very expensive, so posh people go there. Lidl/Aldi are that the bottom, so poor people go there. Sainsbury’s is about the middle.
There are exceptions to this, though. Tesco is more expensive than Lidl but seems to attract more yobs and genetic dead-ends.
t. bongoloid

>>713026351
I think there should be some distinction between the "milk gives you diarrhea" kind of lactose intolerance and the "milk might make you burp a bit more" kind of lactose intolerance. Beans make just about everyone gassy, and nobody thinks that's a huge deal.

>>713031072
lesbian dwarves in morrowind
lesbos in shivering isles too

>>713016156
I'm black and I drink almond milk everyday because it's lower in calories. It's fortified with Vitamin E which is nice.

>>713036984
Almond milk is really bad for males unless you remember to activate it

>>713015987 (OP)
>dumb question only a milk drinker would ask

What are some games featuring lactating women?

>>713016156
>Nord's
why do americans do this shit

>>713038595
Dante's Inferno

>>713038763
I should probably mention she doesn't lactate milk

>>713035814
Why TF are you drinking so much milk? Are you an addict?
Keep it to a meal and a snack on a normal day.

>>713036841
What does that have to do with Skyrim?
Morrowind was full on SJW.
Oblivion less so. Not sure what dykes you are referring to in Oblivion.

>>713015987 (OP)
It's an anti-white thing

>>713037076
Better than onions milk I'm guessing

>>713038763
You guys told me that was a super-religious game, I start it up and aside from getting stabbed in the back by a Palestinian, it's entirely 'church bad' and bare titties everywhere.

>>713026351
Time for you to start spamming skim milk until you regain your Aryan status.

>>713036738
>There are exceptions to this, though
It's been 6 years since I've moved from England but Lidl's was quite literally just around the corner. My local Tesco was replaced with something called B and M which I'm told is quite the shithole. Morrisons is probably dead by now, I've heard nothing about them in years.

>>713039952
B&M Bargains, and yes, it’s filled wall to wall with fucking tat. That said you can get some useful stuff there for startlingly low prices, just don’t go there for groceries. I certainly wouldn’t call it a supermarket.

>>713040456
Thinking about it again it was an Asda that got replaced. I wouldn't know anything about it. My dad said he took one look at it and said no thanks.

>>713036984
I'm white and I don't drink almond milk.

>>713015987 (OP)
shes calling you a manbaby

>>713015987 (OP)
She's insinuating you look like the type of guy who would pin her down and drink her milk haha

>>713025998
true

I can drink milk without any issues, but if I eat goyslop with a lot of cheese and other crap it ravages my insides completely

>>713043883
Do Khajiit drink like cats and lap it up with their tongues?

>>713039859
Have been, so far I can do cheese again but milk and ice cream still fuck me up

>>713016254
>Best before April 29
I hope this is not your fridge right now

>>713044751
Why?

>>713044835
You drink spoiled milk? Do you hate your stomach and love being in the bathroom?

>>713044512
It's funnier imagining it that way so yes

>>713044937
It's not spoiled. It tastes fine

>>713045236
Please throw that shit away, anon.

There is a distinct lack of milkers in this thread

>>713016254
Based milkmaxxer

>>713044751
>American has never heard of timezones