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Anonymous No.713016138 [Report] >>713016183 >>713016298 >>713016494 >>713016734 >>713017894 >>713017921 >>713020247 >>713025725 >>713025845 >>713026872 >>713028086 >>713030201 >>713038093 >>713038450 >>713038496 >>713039248 >>713040261 >>713044832 >>713045738 >>713051492 >>713052145 >>713053362 >>713053749 >>713054008 >>713054141 >>713060976
This game neither has skillful platforming nor comfy levels
Levels look more like Mario Odyssey acid shit than Donkey Kong and the old DK music with its primitive, tribal theme hardly even fits.

Why can't Doneky Kong just get a 3D game that's actually like the 2D games?
Anonymous No.713016183 [Report] >>713016203 >>713018068 >>713024529
>>713016138 (OP)
>Why can't Doneky
good morning sir
Anonymous No.713016203 [Report] >>713020737 >>713026461 >>713029445 >>713038496 >>713041842 >>713046269 >>713053206
The only time it actually looks like DK is this tiny segment and unsurprisingly that's also when it looks the best

>>713016183
Great post
Anonymous No.713016298 [Report] >>713053285
>>713016138 (OP)
nintendo always treated dk like temu mario. bananza isn't different than picrel
Anonymous No.713016494 [Report] >>713016876
>>713016138 (OP)
Its a noncanon spinoff.
Anonymous No.713016734 [Report] >>713016876 >>713016958 >>713017739 >>713023261
>>713016138 (OP)
It's more of an action game than a platformer which isn't a bad thing
Anonymous No.713016876 [Report] >>713019319
>>713016494
Unironically true the way it breaks the lore with Cranky and child Paulina
>>713016734
>It's more of an action game than a platformer
Yeah I know that's the problem
>which isn't a bad thing
Yes it is, platforming is more fun than breaking things
Anonymous No.713016958 [Report]
>>713016734
>seth rogan when he sees the ayatollah
Anonymous No.713017070 [Report] >>713017323
>series that constantly reinvents itself reinvents itself
>Erm, has Donkey Kong lost xir way?
Anonymous No.713017103 [Report]
Just wait for the next 3D Mario, Bananza isn't what the A team is working on.
Anonymous No.713017323 [Report] >>713017660 >>713017807 >>713021075
>>713017070
>>series that constantly reinvents itself reinvents itself
What are you talking about? The main 2D games are platformers for 30 years now, the only proper 3D game it ever got was an infamous collectathon and now this one
Anonymous No.713017660 [Report] >>713017848
>>713017323
The future is now grognard
Anonymous No.713017739 [Report] >>713018064 >>713019036 >>713023316 >>713026846 >>713053795
>>713016734
You can do action without sacrificing platfomring. there are tons of indie games with great platforming and level design today I dunno why tendies have such low standards and are more interested in Nintendo's finances than anything else.
Anonymous No.713017807 [Report] >>713018383
>>713017323
Nobody remotely thinks of Countryshit as main games, Raretard.
Anonymous No.713017848 [Report]
>>713017660
>makes dumb statement
>doesn't work
>makes next dumb statement
Do you get paid for this?
Anonymous No.713017894 [Report] >>713018068
>>713016138 (OP)
>Doneky
Stopped reading right there
Anonymous No.713017921 [Report] >>713018068 >>713018528
>>713016138 (OP)
Your subject line should be:
>This game has neither skillful platforming nor comfy levels
Just FYI
Anonymous No.713018048 [Report] >>713018161 >>713018294 >>713058783
This will outsell all DK games combined and receive much higher praise than all the others too. Get fucked soi faggots.
Anonymous No.713018064 [Report]
>>713017739
When’s this game coming out and how big is it supposed to be? That demo was huge.
Anonymous No.713018068 [Report] >>713018369
>>713017921
>>713017894
>>713016183
Janny tranny, no one, I repeat no one, cares about correct grammar or spelling on your tranny pedo advertising website. You are the only one who takes this place seriously and spends his entire life here
Anonymous No.713018161 [Report]
>>713018048
>muh sales muh bought and paid for journo reviews
grim
Anonymous No.713018294 [Report]
>>713018048
>This will outsell all DK games combined
Because of Switch 2 install base and because it panders to normies.
Anonymous No.713018369 [Report]
>>713018068
>Mad enough to respond
Concession accepted, ESL-kun.
Anonymous No.713018383 [Report] >>713020887
>>713017807
Everyone does because they are. What do you think are main DK games? Donkey Konga?
Anonymous No.713018528 [Report]
>>713017921
is this what they taught you in mumbai?
>this has neither x nor y
>this neither has x nor y
are both grammatically correct even if one is more casual
Anonymous No.713018798 [Report] >>713019363
THE SEETHING IS UNREAL

Nintendo can't stop winning
Anonymous No.713019036 [Report]
>>713017739
>I dunno why tendies have such low standards and are more interested in Nintendo's finances than anything else.
Wii U happened. They saw daddy Nintendo nearly die and now they’re just happy it’s still around. Doesn’t matter what it does--as long as it’s alive, they’re cheering.
Anonymous No.713019319 [Report] >>713019457
>>713016876
>breaks the lore with Cranky and child Paulina
I think it'll turn out that she's just de-aged and has amnesia. She'll turn back into an adult to sing during the final boss, then the post game will be drilling beyond the core to get her back to New Donk City.
Anonymous No.713019363 [Report] >>713048903
>>713018798
you people are actual automatons, how does every thread about game design turn into sales. this game will bore you to death just like mario kart world with its straight roads which is why you are here
Anonymous No.713019457 [Report] >>713019539 >>713019583 >>713046872
>>713019319
What would be the story relevance of her being turned into a kid? Just cause?
Anonymous No.713019539 [Report] >>713046872
>>713019457
nintendo loves pandering to pdfiles these days
Anonymous No.713019583 [Report]
>>713019457
Gameplay contrivance. Easy to carry around.
Anonymous No.713019690 [Report] >>713020207 >>713020428
Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to force concern and get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch:
>The old Donkey Kong games
>Ocarina of Time
>pre-BoTW Zelda games
>Iwata
>Reggie
>GameCube
>Smash Bros. Melee
>Mario Kart 8

Looking forward to them praising Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and Metroid Prime 3 all of sudden.
Anonymous No.713020207 [Report] >>713020721
>>713019690
Or it's actually Nintendo fans who always liked those things but don't like shitty things (the majority of what Nintendo churns out today)
Anonymous No.713020247 [Report] >>713020330
>>713016138 (OP)
You can never go home.
Anonymous No.713020330 [Report]
>>713020247
this sucks, i wish we could explore all the classic dk environments but with modern graphics
Anonymous No.713020428 [Report] >>713020721
>>713019690
You need to learn to think for yourself instead of just liking what Snoys don't like. Snoys are barely even a thing anymore, they are just normies.
Anonymous No.713020721 [Report] >>713020902
>>713020207
>>713020428
Case in point. Snoys are the ultimate contrarians toward Nintendo, just look at the OOTsnoys.
Anonymous No.713020737 [Report]
>>713016203
>hey look we managed to turn DKC backgrounds into actual 3D assets
>just a prank, the entire rest of the game looks like Splatoon level editor maps
Anonymous No.713020887 [Report] >>713021075
>>713018383
Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong Jr. (& DK Math)
Donkey Kong 3
Donkey Kong 94'
Mario vs Donkey Kong

The Rare stuff is the Metroid Prime spinoff of Donkey Kong
Anonymous No.713020902 [Report] >>713021175
>>713020721
>just look at the OOTsnoys.
Never seen those, show a post or thread they made. Snoys will always hate OoT because it's a Nintendo game and has the highest Metacritic score
Anonymous No.713021075 [Report] >>713021873
>>713017323
>>>series that constantly reinvents itself reinvents itself
>>713020887
>posts a list of 1981 DK cash grab rehashes...all of which are platformers

Nintendo needs to invest more in online marketing.
Anonymous No.713021175 [Report] >>713021493 >>713022238 >>713023145 >>713029665 >>713029857 >>713049468
>>713020902
When BoTW came out it mindbroke snoys so hard they flocked to fanboying OoT and contrarian OoT fans became snoys.

No actual Nintendo fan unironically believes a 1998 N64 game is more significant than BoTW.
Anonymous No.713021493 [Report] >>713023887
>>713021175
So you are just an OoT hater because you think BotW is better and shitting on old Nintendo games (the games that made us become fans) doesn't make you a Snoy but shitting on new Nintendo games makes people Snoys. I see. Didn't really expect anything
Anonymous No.713021873 [Report] >>713021925
>>713021075
>platformers
Donkey Kong 3 is a space invaders clone though
Also let's not forget the racing game for Wii, or King of Swing, or the Donkey Kong Hockey Game & Watch
Anonymous No.713021925 [Report]
>>713021873
>Also let's not forget the racing game for Wii, or King of Swing, or the Donkey Kong Hockey Game & Watch
>let's not forget those other shovelware games everyone has forgotten
Anonymous No.713022238 [Report] >>713023887 >>713029303
>>713021175
>No actual Nintendo fan unironically believes a 1998 N64 game is more significant than BoTW.
not a weird thing to believe when you like dungeons, items, no ubisoft world, and playable framerate. oot inspired 3d gta and dark souls. botw is an anime grass tech demo
Anonymous No.713022448 [Report] >>713022548 >>713023887 >>713024146 >>713026409
Speaking of Zelda, this world just looks like a TotK asset revamp
Anonymous No.713022523 [Report] >>713022628
This looks terrible, no wonder Nintendo thinks it's only worth $70 and not $80.
Anonymous No.713022548 [Report]
>>713022448
Anonymous No.713022628 [Report]
>>713022523
kek
Anonymous No.713023145 [Report] >>713023264 >>713023887
>>713021175
>No actual Nintendo fan unironically believes a 1998 N64 game is more significant than BoTW.

>ground-breaking game that literally defined how 3D adventure games would play
>inspired countless seasoned veteran devs, who openly admit they reference it to this day
>not important

Meanwhile, all BotW really did was make free-range climbing a thing, and inspired a bunch of soulless Chinese gacha knockoffs through Genshin Impact. What else did it do? Don't say anything about the physics engine, GMOD and Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts did that years prior.
Anonymous No.713023261 [Report]
>>713016734
>Loli on shoulder
UUUUOOOOOOOHHHH
Anonymous No.713023264 [Report] >>713023684
>>713023145
>GMOD and Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts did that years prior.
You mean decades ago....and it was already shit then
Anonymous No.713023316 [Report]
>>713017739
Because most of these tendies are hardcore degenerate autists who somehow associate branding with personal identity. Any critique on their favorite brand is essentially a critique on themselves.
Anonymous No.713023684 [Report]
>>713023264
overhated game desu
Anonymous No.713023887 [Report] >>713024070 >>713024157
>>713022238
>>713021493
>>713022448
>>713023145
Anonymous No.713024070 [Report] >>713024170
>>713023887
You are the spiritual Snoy when shitposting Nintendo Mount Rushmore classics. Or at least not a Nintendo fan, just some consumerist pig
Anonymous No.713024146 [Report]
>>713022448
>botw engine
>botw ui
>botw assets
They should have just made another Zelda game with this terrain mechanic. What a waste of time and resources.
Anonymous No.713024157 [Report]
>>713023887
>for some reason quotes me for stating the objective fact that yellow world looks like yellow world
Anonymous No.713024170 [Report] >>713024303
>>713024070
Funny, because "spiritual snoys" would be the perfect term to describe "Nintendo fans' that seethe at every Switch release.
Anonymous No.713024303 [Report]
>>713024170
Maybe but no one here did that. I'm sure Metroid Prime 4 will be good which is why I will emulate it
Anonymous No.713024459 [Report] >>713024773
>which is why I will emulate it
Oh, go fuck yourself Eric.
Anonymous No.713024529 [Report] >>713025223
>>713016183
MANY APOLOGIES SIR!!! DO NOT REDEEM THE DONEKY KNOG SIR!!!
Anonymous No.713024565 [Report] >>713025345
It's funny because sections like Eventide Island utilizing competent planning, limitations and setpieces highlight just how great the BoTW-like games could be. But Nintendo's corporate fever over Minecraft and Roblox sandbox slop are fucking ruining it all. I wonder which CEO or lead supervisor is the one responsible enshittifying their IPs with this garbage? Can't be Miyamoto, he's too busy managing theme park attractions and movie deals right now.
Anonymous No.713024773 [Report]
>>713024459
Emulating = Eric, is this how the meme works? I n ever understood the Eric thing
Anonymous No.713025223 [Report]
>>713024529
Jannies hate spelling errors in their catalog because they like to believe they're jannying some highfalutin niche forum. Always make sure to include one or two.
Anonymous No.713025345 [Report]
>>713024565
>Eventide Island
>the shit they turned it into in TotK
>not even any new islands let alone continents despite tendies telling us for years we totally get a new owrld
Anonymous No.713025725 [Report] >>713026196 >>713027876
>>713016138 (OP)
>This game neither has skillful platforming nor comfy levels
neither do mario games unless you're under 10 what's your point?
Anonymous No.713025845 [Report]
>>713016138 (OP)
>it looks like Mario Odyssey
thanks for the recommendation
Anonymous No.713026196 [Report] >>713026352 >>713028180 >>713029591 >>713032921 >>713056695
>>713025725
You wouldn't be able to do this without mistakes after 1 hour of practice, so kill yourself
Anonymous No.713026352 [Report] >>713026706
>>713026196
I did that when I was 10 yeah, it's piss fucking easy.
Anonymous No.713026409 [Report]
>>713022448
Probably the same engine. Didn't the n64 version of animal crossing use the zelda engine?
Anonymous No.713026461 [Report] >>713028098 >>713046749
>>713016203
Wtf why does the rest of the game have anti-soul fog and this doesn't? This literally looks like those prerenders of the snes games. Fuuuuck
Anonymous No.713026706 [Report] >>713027084 >>713028180 >>713059675
>>713026352
No you didn't do shit and if that's easy than Bananza is braindead
Anonymous No.713026846 [Report]
>>713017739
>You can do action without sacrificing platfomring.
You can. But why did you post an example that has close to zero action?

Bananza however looks very reminiscent of Warioworld. Action packed and with limited platforming.
Anonymous No.713026872 [Report] >>713026975 >>713027767
>>713016138 (OP)
Every fucking Nintendo game from here on in is going to be lazy, open world garbage with some stupid gimmick and ports isn't it?
Anonymous No.713026975 [Report] >>713027716 >>713028576
>>713026872
Pretty much. They're now entering their Ubisoft phase, while most other competent developers have left that phase behind in recent years.
Anonymous No.713027084 [Report]
>>713026706
astrobot ripped off sunshine
Anonymous No.713027302 [Report] >>713027676 >>713028180 >>713028296 >>713029065 >>713031629 >>713043831 >>713044728 >>713048959 >>713059675
Someone post a webm of a banana in Bananza that's fun to get
Anonymous No.713027676 [Report]
>>713027302
>Bananza
>Fun
Pick one
Anonymous No.713027716 [Report] >>713052736
>>713026975
At least there is Metroid Prime 4, from what I've seen it looks like a traditional Prime game
Anonymous No.713027767 [Report] >>713028576
>>713026872
Yeah, this generation is the death of the single player Nintendo game. Nintendo is the new Ubisoft, just making the same slop with different brand names.
Anonymous No.713027876 [Report] >>713027967
>>713025725
Alright so put your money where your mouth is. Post your steam/PS account. Lets see the games that require skill for adults.
Anonymous No.713027948 [Report]
game looks great
Anonymous No.713027967 [Report] >>713028179
>>713027876
Nta but you lost lol
Anonymous No.713028007 [Report]
game looks shit
Anonymous No.713028028 [Report]
game looks sheit
Anonymous No.713028086 [Report] >>713028184
>>713016138 (OP)
It was made by the Odyssey team. Of course it's going to be braindead gameplay compared DK64.
Anonymous No.713028098 [Report]
>>713026461
>Wtf why does the rest of the game have anti-soul fog and this doesn't?
It's crazy how every game makes itself ugly with this shit now, but I think it's more bloom and overexpoed lighting than just fog
Anonymous No.713028163 [Report] >>713028438
It doesn't play like an N64 collectathon.

And that's ok.
Anonymous No.713028179 [Report]
>>713027967
Sure.
Anonymous No.713028180 [Report] >>713028857
>>713027302
>>713026706
>>713026196
>Wtf why arent the devs executing movement like experienced players who've had the game for over a decade!!!
Anonymous No.713028184 [Report] >>713028275 >>713028289 >>713034342 >>713034717
>>713028086
>It was made by the Odyssey team.
Source? Odyssey has fantastic gameplay so I doubt it. Feels like people just say this because they want it to be true.
Anonymous No.713028275 [Report]
>>713028184
Nintendo said it's the Odyssey team, they were working on this instead of Odyssey 2
Anonymous No.713028289 [Report]
>>713028184
No, it's just retards who are depressed and long for the 90's and their childhood because they have failed at life.
Anonymous No.713028296 [Report] >>713028534
>>713027302
You cut off the bit before this because it's like 5-8 minute backtrack if you fall off
I really wouldn't be using Sunshine as an example. It's not technically sound, I don't think you'd know this anyways and you can cope and seethe about this fact.
Anonymous No.713028302 [Report] >>713028445
>I am 40 years old
>Why isn't the cartoon monkey game tailored to my sensibilities?
Times change unc
Anonymous No.713028326 [Report]
The music made the game seem more exciting than it actually is.
Anonymous No.713028438 [Report] >>713029037
>>713028163
except it literally does? it's like spyro or banjo you run around and try to find bings. though definitely doesn't have banjo's charm or the difficulty coming from having to play levels from scratch if you can't 100% them
Anonymous No.713028445 [Report]
>>713028302
>implying the majority of Nintendo's target demographic isn't 20+ and up nostalgiafags

They know it, that's why they're desperately turning all of their IPs into Minecrafft-like sandboxes, because they know they missed out the gravy trains game ideas that gen alpha kiddies gravitate to.
Anonymous No.713028534 [Report] >>713028603
>>713028296
>you can't say positive things or post good things from Sunshine because the game has flaws and because it punishes you for missing a jump
OK
Anonymous No.713028576 [Report] >>713028650
>>713026975
>>713027767
Then go back to /vr/ and stop crying you little bitches
Anonymous No.713028603 [Report] >>713028721
>>713028534
You were clearly trying to hide it you dork lmao you know there's a lot of obnoxious bullshit in Sunshine but didn't want to admit that.
Anonymous No.713028650 [Report]
>>713028576
/vr/ is a snoy/segoy containment board where jannies shitpost Nintendo games 24/7, stop advertising this trash
Anonymous No.713028721 [Report] >>713028786
>>713028603
How can I hide falling off when I didn't fall off
Anonymous No.713028726 [Report]
The game looks fun.
Altering the terrain in a platformer is a fun idea and this cranks that up to 10.

DK64 was so full of flaws that Bonanza could easily be the better game in the end. I enjoyed DK64 too but its obviously a very flawed game.
Anonymous No.713028786 [Report] >>713028936
>>713028721
You cut it when you were on top of the boat dumbfuck, why not show the slow process of getting there? I thought it was simple fun like you said?
Anonymous No.713028857 [Report] >>713028943 >>713029058 >>713029746 >>713030375 >>713051774
>>713028180
because bananza doesn't have a moveset that allows fun platforming. you get rayman 2 ceiling and can clap with your feet though so be happy
Anonymous No.713028872 [Report]
Game looks fun. Can't wait to play it on my PC in 2 years with all the fog and bloom disabled.
Anonymous No.713028936 [Report]
>>713028786
>why aren't you making pointless webms?
No one said Sunshine is perfect, tranny
Anonymous No.713028943 [Report] >>713029036
>>713028857
In that case Castlevania also doesn't have a moveset that allows fun platforming.
Anonymous No.713029036 [Report] >>713029308 >>713029416
>>713028943
2d and 3d platformers area completely different thing. but yes platforming in castlevania is very basic and almost nonexistent outside of 4
Anonymous No.713029037 [Report] >>713029104
>>713028438
If anything it's more like those classic digging games where most of the level is destructible and you have to find a route.
Anonymous No.713029058 [Report]
>>713028857
The trannies spamming about this game have never even played Mario 64
lmao
Anonymous No.713029065 [Report] >>713043227
>>713027302
All the “fun to get” bananas will be in the shrines because Nintendo realized it didn’t have to do level design anymore when BotW came out and retards thought it was good

The bananas outside the overworld are just going to be either laying in the ground like the worst moons in odyssey, or you’ll have to scan for them with sonar and dig for them after fighting the enemies standing on top of them.

I can’t believe I thought this was going to be good lmao
Anonymous No.713029104 [Report]
>>713029037
bananza isn't ALL about digging luckily, that'd be horrible
Anonymous No.713029163 [Report] >>713029220 >>713029302
Why does the industry hate 3D platformer
Anonymous No.713029220 [Report]
>>713029163
It's weird indeed, there is 3D Mario and then pretty much everything else is just collectathon without much precision platforming. But recently there are many indies with paltforming or Astrobot so there is clearly demand
Anonymous No.713029302 [Report]
>>713029163
everyone loves mario and not everything needs ripoffs
>But recently there are many indies with paltforming or Astrobot
ripoffs
Anonymous No.713029303 [Report] >>713031989
>>713022238
Aight come on, I prefer N64 era Zelda over BotW but that framerate comment is dishonest as hell.
Wind Waker wasn't consistently 30fps, either. Let's be real here.
Anonymous No.713029308 [Report] >>713029372
>>713029036
They are not different at all. And if you think platforming was nonexistent in CV before 4, you need to lurk more zoomie.
Anonymous No.713029372 [Report] >>713029857
>>713029308
>2d and 3d games aren't different at all, it's just literally an entire dimension between them!
i love 4chan lmao
Anonymous No.713029416 [Report] >>713029656
>>713029036
You clearly have this idea of what platformers need to be and can't fathom that games like Symphony of the Night, where you are constantly jumping platform to platform, is still part platformer. Stop being stupid, you want platforming challenges, not just platforming. Bloodlines is better than 4 if you ever bothered to play much of anything.
Anonymous No.713029445 [Report]
>>713016203
looks like shit.
Anonymous No.713029591 [Report] >>713029826
>>713026196
long jump is the easiest way to have control, it honestly breaks the game. don't know what you're on about.
Anonymous No.713029656 [Report] >>713029926
>>713029416
>and can't fathom that games like Symphony of the Night, where you are constantly jumping platform to platform, is still part platformer.
what makes you think i can't fathom that? what even is your point you fucking mongoloid? the platforming in sotn is just a means to an end basically everywhere outside the tower
>Bloodlines is better than 4
why are you comparing two completely different games and shilling some tranny indie game now

kekkkkkk
Anonymous No.713029665 [Report] >>713029942
>>713021175
*sigh* no really cares, tendie. Keep playing your baby games.
Anonymous No.713029746 [Report] >>713029976
>>713028857
>bananza doesn't have a moveset that allows fun platforming.

are you not ashamed of typing such stupid opinions? literally the best thing about the new dk is how dk seems to control.
Anonymous No.713029826 [Report]
>>713029591
Long jumps are, as the name says, long not high and not remotely as universal as you pretend
Anonymous No.713029857 [Report] >>713030563
>>713029372
A third dimension doesn't change the underlying goal of a platformer.
Then again you apparently don't consider CV3 a platformer so your definitions are clearly warped.

>>713021175
Nah, OOT can't be touched at this point because its a pure hero story that modern Nintendo can't make anymore. They still make fun games but OOT was lightning in a bottle.
Anonymous No.713029926 [Report] >>713030563
>>713029656
>What makes you think I can't fathom that
I would say it's because you said this: "almost nonexistent outside of 4"
How the fuck are Bloodlines and 4 two different games? They're, at their core, two challenging 2D platformers with small changes that released in the small console generation.
Do you even know what Bloodlines is?
Anonymous No.713029942 [Report]
>>713029665
You're on year 8 of 16 of caring, little PC vegan.
Anonymous No.713029976 [Report] >>713030096 >>713033080
>>713029746
some people have higher standards for good platforming than whether the basic controls are good. for truly good 3d platforming you need a good moveset which mario 64 laid a great foundation for
Anonymous No.713030007 [Report] >>713030053 >>713030340
Super Mario 64 is kinda shit. Mario's moveset is good but the levels are too basic, the camera controls are abysmal, and Mario goes into a slide too easy.
Anonymous No.713030053 [Report] >>713030332
>>713030007
>and Mario goes into a slide too easy.
>I got filtered: the post
Anonymous No.713030096 [Report] >>713030218 >>713030321
>>713029976
the basic controls are the fundamental rock of platforming. If those are good everything else is icing on the cake. My standards are better than yours btw.
Anonymous No.713030201 [Report]
>>713016138 (OP)
"IT TAKES NO SKILL"
"IT HAS NO SOUL"
THIS THREAD WAS MADE BY A TROLL
Anonymous No.713030218 [Report] >>713030314
>>713030096
>the basic controls are the fundamental rock of platforming. If those are good everything else is icing on the cake.
You are retarded.
Anonymous No.713030314 [Report]
>>713030218
I am very smart and you are a dumb person. I win.
Anonymous No.713030321 [Report] >>713030568
>>713030096
>My standards are better than yours btw.
you can't really claim this after saying basic game design language is the meat and potatoes for you and everything else is just bonus. and when i'm the one whose standards are too high for whatever shit games we're even talking about rn and yours aren't
Anonymous No.713030332 [Report] >>713030402 >>713030661
>>713030053
The little bridge near the top of Tiny Huge Island when you're in big mode is the perfect example of what I'm talking about, so you'll be crossing it and then the camera angle changes on you which causes Mario's big toe to briefly touch the side of the mountain causing you to slide off.
Anonymous No.713030340 [Report]
>>713030007
Yeah? What 3D platformers did you prefer?
Anonymous No.713030375 [Report]
>>713028857
Idk why all these platformers besides mario are afraid of adding wall kicks.

I also enjoy some kind of timed dash or hop mechanic that makes you faster than plain running. Such as long jumps or dive hops. Gives you something to do rather than hold up.
Anonymous No.713030402 [Report] >>713030604
>>713030332
>this one hyperspecific thing!
Anonymous No.713030563 [Report] >>713030789 >>713030838
>>713029857
>A third dimension doesn't change the underlying goal of a platformer.
no one compares underlying goals here
>Then again you apparently don't consider CV3 a platformer so your definitions are clearly warped.
you ignore that i said basic

>>713029926
>"almost nonexistent outside of 4"
you too omit that i said basic. i assume samefag or /v/ has a real dishonesty problem
>Do you even know what Bloodlines is?
i was thinking bloodstained because you for some reason brought up metroidvanias

also please fuck off back to /vr/ with your castlevania obsession
Anonymous No.713030568 [Report]
>>713030321
Its only basic design language if you copy from someone else's dictionary. Its very complex to develop yourself.
Anonymous No.713030604 [Report] >>713030689 >>713030750
>>713030402
There are other areas in the game where that happens. There are also a lot of blind jumps you have to make because you can't angle the camera correctly or you press R to go in Mario Camera mode but you have to move forward a little bit for Mario Camera mode to snap behind your back. One specific example is that mission in Shifting Sand Lands where you have to jump down to platforms that you literally have no chance of seeing and if you miss you have to climb all the way back up. There are so many annoying little parts in the game like that which makes it unfun to go through unless you're a hyper autistic speed tranny with 400,000 hours played that can execute every trick perfectly.
Anonymous No.713030661 [Report] >>713030803 >>713030858
>>713030332
No game is perfect
Anonymous No.713030689 [Report] >>713030858
>>713030604
>there are some more specific tiny problems no one gave a shit about but that filtered me!
>this game that was 30 years ahead of its time is actually bad because I say so!
Lmao
Anonymous No.713030750 [Report]
>>713030604
Nobody said mario 64 is without flaws.
Anonymous No.713030789 [Report] >>713032503
>>713030563
Your interpretation of "platformer" is clearly just "the moveset" if you think CV3 is basic. The level design in 3 is masterful and part of what makes a good platformer.
And yeah the underlying goal and motivation is what drives every decision gameplay-wise for developing a platformer. So we are comparing underlying goals.
Anonymous No.713030803 [Report]
>>713030661
Especially not great games. Perfectionism is easy when you are a shitty game that barely even attempts anything, like Pong for today's standards or some Jap SRPG. It's impossible when you do a fuckton of things.
Anonymous No.713030835 [Report] >>713030941
>Bananza has overwhelming positive reception
>boomers have a mental breakdown and are trying to rogue-like/lite platformers
Anonymous No.713030838 [Report]
>>713030563
>also please fuck off back to /vr/ with your castlevania obsession
LOL you lose
Anonymous No.713030858 [Report] >>713031279
>>713030661
>>713030689
All of trying to say is that Mario 64 has a bunch of little things that add up that make what should be a really fun game unfun or frustrating. No other Mario game is simply moving Mario potentially scary or frustrating because you can get fucked up by the camera or another small little thing happens that makes you fall or die.
Anonymous No.713030941 [Report] >>713031013
>>713030835
>>Bananza has overwhelming positive reception
? Many people who played it say they have mixed feelings, even Nintendo shills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqz-FVHQkPs&t
Anonymous No.713031013 [Report] >>713031191 >>713031403
>>713030941
>game journalists are good when they support my agenda
Anonymous No.713031191 [Report]
>>713031013
That was your post yes
Anonymous No.713031279 [Report]
>>713030858
It's ok to believe that. My opinion is different.
Anonymous No.713031403 [Report]
>>713031013
Game journalism is neutral. You can either cite them or not. They're as valid as your personal opinion.
Anonymous No.713031629 [Report] >>713031739
>>713027302
Man, sunshine is such a shit game.
Anonymous No.713031739 [Report] >>713031767
>>713031629
Wouldn't say shit. Still the best real platformer of its gen anyway, followed by Vexx
Anonymous No.713031767 [Report] >>713032167
>>713031739
>of its gen
Not a very high bar anyways lol
Anonymous No.713031989 [Report] >>713032987
>>713029303
>looks at place where framerate dips down to 7 fps
>come on now man that's dishonest
I don't say this often because of vidya but you unironically need to kill yourself. BotW's framerate was completely unacceptable and ruined some of its most inspired key locations like Kakariko and the forests or every time it was rainy. And this just showed me that Nintendo doesn't give a shit about my experience, they just want money and buy reviews.
Anonymous No.713032167 [Report] >>713032613 >>713032662 >>713032823
>>713031767
True there wasn't much but at least what there was was felt new and fresh
Anonymous No.713032416 [Report]
The odyssey parts look boring as hell but the boss fights and totally not shrines guys might be cool
Anonymous No.713032503 [Report]
>>713030789
>the moveset
because you need a certain range of maneuvers if you want your 3d platformer to go deeper than crash bandicoot. and it is arguably more important than level design because with the right bag of tricks you can find something fun to do anywhere. never said level design is unimportant.
Anonymous No.713032613 [Report] >>713032724
>>713032167
>True there wasn't much
if psychoslop counts then there were a lot of 3d platformers
Anonymous No.713032662 [Report] >>713032724
>>713032167
psychonauts had terrible gameplay
should have been an adventure game instead
Anonymous No.713032724 [Report]
>>713032613
I mean platformers with skill ceiling, some layered mechanics, etc.
>>713032662
>should have been an adventure game instead
Imo it is
Anonymous No.713032823 [Report]
>>713032167
Voodoo Vince was kinda enjoyable as well
Anonymous No.713032921 [Report] >>713033073
>>713026196
This doesn't look fun.
Anonymous No.713032987 [Report] >>713059551
>>713031989
>buy reviews.
mk world scores confirmed this desu. i think it's good but its in no way a 90% game, not simply letting us disable the intro/transition roads online alone is a 5-10% deduction
Anonymous No.713033073 [Report]
>>713032921
No one cares about zoomer opinions.
Anonymous No.713033080 [Report] >>713033486 >>713033853
>>713029976
No, you need good level design. Level design is so, so much more important than what moves the player can do, in every single genre of game.
Anonymous No.713033119 [Report] >>713033215
Predictions for the final layer?
Anonymous No.713033215 [Report]
>>713033119
>Agartha
Shamballah is infinitely superior wignats are cringe.
Anonymous No.713033486 [Report] >>713038284
>>713033080
moveset bottlenecks level design, not the other way around. and a good moveset can be fun literally all by itself in a test room. a test room isn't fun
Anonymous No.713033853 [Report]
>>713033080
Nope. Take minecraft or terraria for example. The level is just rehashed procgen. It's the tools the player has that makes the game fun.
Anonymous No.713033865 [Report] >>713034310 >>713035167
>people finally talk about how boring the game looks instead of the fucking redesign
Anonymous No.713034310 [Report]
>>713033865
I hoped they would show something cool in the Direct but still doesn't look like anything I necessarily need in my life.
Anonymous No.713034342 [Report] >>713035420
>>713028184
>Odyssey has fantastic gameplay
If you're 5 and it's the first game you've ever played, sure.
Anonymous No.713034717 [Report]
>>713028184
>Nintendo said it's the Odyssey team
no they didn't
Anonymous No.713035167 [Report] >>713035283 >>713037164
>>713033865
Why did they make him look like Wreck it Ralph tho
Anonymous No.713035283 [Report]
>>713035167
because he wrecks paulina
Anonymous No.713035420 [Report] >>713038196
>>713034342
Nah, you are just too low IQ and jaded to actually play the game, i.e. explore and experiment.
Anonymous No.713037164 [Report] >>713056056
>>713035167
i hate how nintendo puts pedo bait in everything now
Anonymous No.713038093 [Report]
>>713016138 (OP)
there is a reason everyone thought it's mario odyssey 2 when they showed the first trailer
Anonymous No.713038196 [Report] >>713038609 >>713038704
>>713035420
odyssey is great but it definitely needed more challenges in the open worlds themselves. it basically has botw shrines with those doors
Anonymous No.713038284 [Report]
>>713033486
>moveset bottlenecks level design, not the other way around.
Ofc Castlevania boomers can't admit this, those games don't even have variable jump heights, this alone cucks leveldesign or also enemy placement.
Anonymous No.713038450 [Report]
>>713016138 (OP)
>Levels look more like Mario Odyssey
So platforming levels with lots of movement options? Great!
Anonymous No.713038496 [Report]
>>713016138 (OP)
>>713016203
Good, Downey Kong doesn't deserve a good game.
Anonymous No.713038609 [Report] >>713038704 >>713040616
>>713038196
>it basically has botw shrines with those doors
Tendies think this is 10/10 game design, all their games will be like this from now on
Anonymous No.713038704 [Report] >>713038779 >>713039030
>>713038609
>>713038196
Mario Sunshine had these kinds of levels in 2002, why are you retards bringing up BOTW
Anonymous No.713038779 [Report] >>713040616
>>713038704
>I'm retarded and I have something to say!
Anonymous No.713039030 [Report] >>713039762
>>713038704
They were just bonus and not the core content
Anonymous No.713039248 [Report] >>713039378
>>713016138 (OP)
It’s a beatem up, not a platformer.
Anonymous No.713039378 [Report] >>713040720 >>713041079
>>713039248
wikipedia says platformer, action adventure
Anonymous No.713039658 [Report]
Wokey Kong
Anonymous No.713039762 [Report] >>713039827 >>713042471
>>713039030
it was core content, how were they not
they were shines you had to get to 100% an area
Anonymous No.713039827 [Report] >>713043276
>>713039762
>needed for 100% equals core content
Guess Koroks are core content, what a shit game.
Anonymous No.713040261 [Report]
>>713016138 (OP)
It's not out yet
Anonymous No.713040616 [Report]
>>713038779
Meant for >>713038609
Anonymous No.713040720 [Report] >>713040776
>>713039378
Metroid Prime is a first person shooter
Anonymous No.713040776 [Report] >>713041079
>>713040720
no
Anonymous No.713041079 [Report] >>713041737
>>713040776
Why not? It has first person shooting elements. DKB has platforming elements, therefore it's a platformer like >>713039378 said
Anonymous No.713041737 [Report] >>713042852
>>713041079
already told you to stop omitting words earlier, you ugly weird jew
Anonymous No.713041842 [Report] >>713048753
>>713016203
what happened the last few years that made miyamoto so angry with rareware?
Anonymous No.713041986 [Report] >>713042223
>doneky
Anonymous No.713042223 [Report]
>>713041986
>However, for some autistic individuals, sensory sensitivities or a strong preference for detail and order can amplify this frustration, making typos particularly bothersome.
Anonymous No.713042471 [Report]
>>713039762
>it was core content, how were they not
Sunshine wasn't built around them and didn't have that many and it had courses like Noki Bay that were all about parkours and without item fuckery like the later Odyssey levels. Doesn't matter how old this concept is or what you want to call it though, the problem is that people glaze it today
Anonymous No.713042852 [Report]
>>713041737
I eat trolls like you for lunch
Anonymous No.713043227 [Report] >>713043304 >>713043570
>>713029065
I don't even get why Nintendo did this, what's so hard about incorporating shrines into the overworld?
Anonymous No.713043252 [Report]
why do all the threads have to be retarded bait?
Anonymous No.713043276 [Report]
>>713039827
What is your point? BotW and TotK are shit games. Sunshine and Odyssey are great games. Challenge levels work in a platformer, they don't work in an action/adventure puzzle game. Especially when the "puzzle" is literally "stand in this location -> Yahaha you found me!!!"
Anonymous No.713043304 [Report]
>>713043227
there are a few 'open air shrines' and they were the best
Anonymous No.713043570 [Report]
>>713043227
>what's so hard about incorporating shrines into the overworld?
Well it's a lot easier to make a magic elevator that beams you into the same looking rooms
Anonymous No.713043831 [Report]
>>713027302
>Someone post video evidence that this game that hasn't released yet and nobody has played yet isn't garbage
peak /v/ argument
Anonymous No.713044728 [Report]
>>713027302
i..........cant
Anonymous No.713044832 [Report]
>>713016138 (OP)
this shits GAY and why does kong look like a crack addict his design is way fucked
Anonymous No.713044942 [Report] >>713045117 >>713045485 >>713045610 >>713049846
This trash will flop, HARD. Death Stranding 2 sales will still be going strong when it releases, and Ghost of Yotei shortly after. It's over for the shitch poo.
Anonymous No.713045117 [Report] >>713045310
>>713044942
>TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Anonymous No.713045310 [Report] >>713045902 >>713046462
>>713045117
You have already chosen your pitiful end
Anonymous No.713045485 [Report] >>713045559
>>713044942
>This trash will flop
I wish but Switch 2 install base is already too big and there is nothing else to play on it and no journo will give it anything under 85% even if it's shit. Nintendo reached Google, Amazon and McDonald's levels or corpo tyranny.
Anonymous No.713045559 [Report]
>>713045485
False. What they're passing off as "sales" are actually shipments. They haven't even come CLOSE to selling through that initial 3.5 million shipment, and likely won't until at least the holidays.
Anonymous No.713045610 [Report] >>713045715
>>713044942
to be fair of those games donkey kong is the least pozzed and the one with the most gameplay
Anonymous No.713045715 [Report] >>713046249 >>713046462
>>713045610
You have already chosen your pitiful end
Anonymous No.713045738 [Report] >>713045801 >>713046008
>>713016138 (OP)
>Every bugman is crying about how dk looks
>The game overall looks like an out dated ps3 game but no one mentions this
Very strange.
Anonymous No.713045801 [Report]
>>713045738
LOL, it looks worse than most ps2 games. Shitch poo isn't beating the allegations of how weak it is.
Anonymous No.713045902 [Report] >>713046262
>>713045310
You have autism
Anonymous No.713046008 [Report]
>>713045738
Indie games and Jap shit keep graphics standards low
Anonymous No.713046249 [Report] >>713046339
>>713045715
Thursday is tomorrow dude.
Anonymous No.713046262 [Report] >>713046462
>>713045902
You. Have. Already. Chosen. Your. Pitiful. End.
Anonymous No.713046269 [Report] >>713053206
>>713016203
apparently this is where every tree in the game is hiding, leaving the rest of the game with none
Anonymous No.713046339 [Report] >>713046435 >>713046462 >>713046776
>>713046249
You have already chosen your pitiful end
You. Have. Already. Chosen. Your. Pitiful. End.
YOU. HAVE. ALREADY. CHOSEN. YOUR. PITIFUL. END.
Anonymous No.713046435 [Report]
>>713046339
Is that the little purple monkey fella's catch phrase?
Anonymous No.713046462 [Report]
>>713045310
>>713045715
>>713046262
>>713046339
The sad thing is that this retard isn't trolling and he thinks it's some legitimately intimidating mic drop
Anonymous No.713046749 [Report] >>713046885
>>713026461
>anti-soul fog
Honestly fuck this shit
Anonymous No.713046776 [Report]
>>713046339
Seriously what is wrong with you eric?
Anonymous No.713046872 [Report] >>713050996
>>713019457
Game's a prequel to odyssey that ends with the formation of New Donk City. Calling it now.

>>713019539
Pedophilia can only be based with Shotas.
Just as Allah willed it.
The Loli menace must be purged.
Anonymous No.713046885 [Report] >>713047108
>>713046749
Zoomer tendies say Rare Donkey is dead but this game is filled to the brim with homages.
Anonymous No.713047108 [Report] >>713047196 >>713047382 >>713049175
>>713046885
shame they are too arrogant, dumb and lazy to make a classic donkey kong skin. then again i bet they would make it ugly on purpose
Anonymous No.713047196 [Report] >>713048532
>>713047108
Stop making up things to get mad at.
Anonymous No.713047382 [Report]
>>713047108
But wouldn't that be a mandate? Which is bad by your definition?
Anonymous No.713048532 [Report] >>713048671 >>713052560
>>713047196
Why do you bootlick the most evil and greedy company in human history?
Anonymous No.713048649 [Report]
>daily feigning to be mad at something Nintendo did thread
Anonymous No.713048671 [Report]
>>713048532
Pic unrelated?
Anonymous No.713048753 [Report]
>>713041842
Miyamoto has nothing to do with this game.
Anonymous No.713048903 [Report] >>713048942 >>713050402
>>713019363
Where did that anon mention sales?
Anonymous No.713048942 [Report] >>713050252 >>713050401
>>713048903
Go fuck yourself
Anonymous No.713048959 [Report]
>>713027302
You can just tell how much of a shit pile this game is by how hard it relies on FLUDD.
Man this game was a fucking mistake
Anonymous No.713049175 [Report]
>>713047108
You are angry about his eyebrows being raised. That's it.
Anonymous No.713049468 [Report]
>>713021175
>and contrarian OoT fans became snoys
This is some retard-tier fanfic. Show me ecen one OoT fan who stopped liking Nintendo and became hardcore nu-Sony fan?
You have been trying to push this Gamecubesnoy, meleesnoy, ootsnoy, etc. shit for years now. Did the term snoy hurt you so much you are trying to distance it from the retarded Sony fanboys by trying to latch it on Nintendo stuff? The desperation to try and split fanbase from old gens to new gens is retarded. Nintendo fans likes Nintendo games. And it isn't like with Playstation where Sony is ashamed of their PS1/PS2 games, especially Japanese games, so the nu-Sony fans aka snoys are angry about them too.
Anonymous No.713049831 [Report] >>713050567
Anonymous No.713049846 [Report] >>713050059
>>713044942
Never underestimate tendies love of childish slop. They also only have ONE GAME right now, so this doubles their library.
Anonymous No.713050059 [Report]
>>713049846
There's zero install base. No one actually bought this trash known as the shitch poo, they keep touting shipments as sales
Anonymous No.713050252 [Report] >>713050402
>>713048942
Lmao cry lil bitch bro
Anonymous No.713050401 [Report] >>713050483 >>713051363
>>713048942
???
Did someone else mention sales then? Did you reply to wrong post?
I'm confused
Anonymous No.713050402 [Report] >>713050624
>>713050252
>>713048903
You.
Have.
Already.
Chosen.
Your.
Pitiful.
End.
Anonymous No.713050483 [Report] >>713050624
>>713050401
You have already chosen your pitiful end.
Anonymous No.713050498 [Report] >>713050664 >>713050685
You can tell this game is going to be good because of this kinda jeetposting
Anonymous No.713050567 [Report] >>713050637 >>713050685
>>713049831
Tested and disproven.
Anonymous No.713050624 [Report] >>713050795 >>713050852 >>713050959
>>713050402
>>713050483
Anonymous No.713050637 [Report]
>>713050567
False. It's only been proven harder. You have already chosen your pitiful end
Anonymous No.713050664 [Report]
>>713050498
Snoys are strange
Ill just go to sleep
Anonymous No.713050685 [Report]
>>713050567
>>713050498
YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END.
Anonymous No.713050719 [Report]
Anonymous No.713050795 [Report] >>713050846
>>713050624
Won.
Anonymous No.713050846 [Report]
>>713050795
Dad.
Anonymous No.713050852 [Report] >>713051140
>>713050624
Looks more handsome than any tendie
Anonymous No.713050959 [Report]
>>713050624
Gigachad.
Anonymous No.713050996 [Report]
>>713046872
New Donk City already exists in Donkey Kong Bananza.
There are shipping crates that have "NDC" on them.
Anonymous No.713051140 [Report]
>>713050852
I'm an idort
Anonymous No.713051363 [Report] >>713051482
>>713050401
You have already chosen your pitiful end.
Anonymous No.713051482 [Report]
>>713051363
You're so autistic and unloved lmao
Anonymous No.713051483 [Report] >>713051537
Anonymous No.713051492 [Report] >>713051587
>>713016138 (OP)
the levels look considerably worse than odyssey.
these graphics are so fucking shit. both in terms of style and fidelity.

Odyssey and Tropical freeze (A fuckgin wii U title) look worlds better.
meanwhile this game has shitty jpeg textures almost as garbage as FF7R.
Anonymous No.713051537 [Report] >>713051719 >>713053107
>>713051483
Whoops wrong pic
Anonymous No.713051587 [Report]
>>713051492
Type this without tears in your eyes
Anonymous No.713051608 [Report] >>713051749
The transformation into a mega ape ostrich or zebra looks like its aimed at kids. Who just wanna mindlessly destroy things. It's like easy mode for kids.
Anonymous No.713051719 [Report] >>713051802
>>713051537
Shit edit. Tendies can't meme
Anonymous No.713051749 [Report]
>>713051608
It's ok to believe that
Anonymous No.713051774 [Report]
>>713028857
love rayman 2, fantastic game
Anonymous No.713051802 [Report]
>>713051719
Anonymous No.713052024 [Report] >>713052283 >>713052803
Bananza is anti-so-
Anonymous No.713052145 [Report]
>>713016138 (OP)
The game has an "Assist Mode" which basically trivializes its challenges. It's for toddlers.
Anonymous No.713052283 [Report] >>713052618
>>713052024
Looks worse than ps2, LOL
Anonymous No.713052560 [Report] >>713052631
>>713048532
nintendo sure is based for protecting people pirating nintendo games by raping that guy selling consoles full of malware
Anonymous No.713052618 [Report] >>713052691
>>713052283
PS3, 4, and 5 all wish they could be even half as good as the PS2
Anonymous No.713052631 [Report] >>713052854
>>713052560
You are evil, just like them. You should die, just like them.
Anonymous No.713052691 [Report]
>>713052618
They're even better
Anonymous No.713052736 [Report] >>713052896 >>713053023 >>713053064
>>713027716
>from what I've seen it looks like a traditional Prime game
TRANSitional game
Anonymous No.713052803 [Report]
>>713052024
I remember this reference.

50 others liked this post.
Anonymous No.713052854 [Report] >>713054220
>>713052631
nah snoys are evil for wanting to murder children
Anonymous No.713052896 [Report] >>713053023 >>713053172
>>713052736
>guys, some random person who worked there for less than a year before being fired wrote the entire game and still somehow held enough power after being fired to prevent anyone from rewriting anything
Anonymous No.713053023 [Report]
>>713052736
thankfully nintendo would step in and flog this retard if they tried it in the final product
>>713052896
the retards tried the same shit with space marine 2, then seethed when people posted the credits for the game and showed the retarded writer who got fired did nothing in the final game
Anonymous No.713053064 [Report] >>713053227
>>713052736
She got fired for saying that btw
Anonymous No.713053107 [Report] >>713053179 >>713053283 >>713053287 >>713053527
>>713051537
Nontendo Shitch 2 has slop.
Anonymous No.713053172 [Report]
>>713052896
>who worked there for less than a year
Why lie?
Afraid that I spoil the surprise?
Anonymous No.713053179 [Report] >>713053252 >>713053306
>>713053107
snoys still can't meme I see
Anonymous No.713053206 [Report]
>>713046269
One of the worlds seems to be a massive jungle actually.
>>713016203
>Bonus areas are based on old DKC stages
Very cool
Anonymous No.713053227 [Report]
>>713053064
No, she didn't.
She was hired in 2020 because she said that in 2015.

STUNNING AND BRAVE.
Anonymous No.713053252 [Report]
>>713053179
They're all leftists and trannies. Of course they can't meme.
Anonymous No.713053283 [Report]
>>713053107
When will snoys learn to meme?
Anonymous No.713053285 [Report]
>>713016298
Fun fact during development of DK 64 they showed Miyamoto a build where DK whipped out a placeholder realistic shotgun and Miyamoto stood their in utter shock
Anonymous No.713053287 [Report] >>713053451
>>713053107
>Ruins the meme 'cause he just can't talk about the Switch like a normal human being and HAS to call it "Shitch"
Anonymous No.713053306 [Report] >>713053509
>>713053179
Anonymous No.713053362 [Report]
>>713016138 (OP)
>nor
Anonymous No.713053451 [Report] >>713053509
>>713053287
>no, don't call it Shitch, it's not shit
Anonymous No.713053509 [Report] >>713053585
>>713053306
>>713053451
You forgot something, snoy. You forgot the meme.
Anonymous No.713053527 [Report]
>>713053107
>eric humor
Anonymous No.713053585 [Report]
>>713053509
If it's not fun, why Shitch 2?
Anonymous No.713053736 [Report] >>713054026
I never thought I'd say this, but even leftists make better memes.
Anonymous No.713053749 [Report]
>>713016138 (OP)
>like Mario Odyssey acid shit
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A BEACH?
I'M TRIPPING BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS
Anonymous No.713053795 [Report]
>>713017739
What Bananza does is completely fine, I don't know why that gets your diaper in a twist
Anonymous No.713053980 [Report]
>I want the highest amount of anti-soul gas you can possibly squeeze into a game
>say no more
Anonymous No.713054008 [Report]
>>713016138 (OP)
Best accept that the games you grew up with are long and gone like 99% of the other fanbases, while being glad that DKC is still relatively accessible through ports and emulation.
Also outside of the redesign the game looks great and I've only seen Fat Anderson cry about Odyssey since its release.
Anonymous No.713054026 [Report]
>>713053736
Anonymous No.713054141 [Report] >>713054517
>>713016138 (OP)
This is Super Mario Odyssey's Yoshi's Island, but I wish it ran better.
Anonymous No.713054220 [Report] >>713054308
>>713052854
You are the one murdering children by indoctrinating them into your cult.
Anonymous No.713054308 [Report] >>713054396
>>713054220
snoy cultists re the ones that keep getting caught stalking children and getting caught in anti-pedo stings
Anonymous No.713054396 [Report]
>>713054308
Don't forget the Sony VPs!
Anonymous No.713054517 [Report] >>713054824
>>713054141
don't insult Yoshi's island.
yoshi's island had soul.
this doesn't.

this is rather Yoshi's New Island using the horrible soulless Odyssey engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAtd6NBvVA0
Anonymous No.713054529 [Report]
>it's just Odyssey 2
Huh, I'm actually interested now. Assuming those devs learned what a fucking difficulty curve is, since Odyssey was just a flat line on 'easy' start to finish.
Anonymous No.713054824 [Report] >>713054916
>>713054517
>soulless Odyssey engine
You retards throw that word around with no idea what it means, old games had "soul" because developers effectively controlled their own chunk of a game and put their own personal touches on these features, even if it didn't have any impact on the game itself, features like the interactive undulating water in Mario Odyssey are soul because it has no gameplay value but a developer figured they would just slap it in anyway.
Fuck you.
Anonymous No.713054916 [Report] >>713054961
>>713054824
Odyssey is soulless trash
fuck you, shill
Anonymous No.713054961 [Report] >>713055015
>>713054916
And you're a retard who throws around terms they know nothing about.
Anonymous No.713055015 [Report] >>713055051
>>713054961
>cries
cope, Tendie
Anonymous No.713055051 [Report] >>713055213 >>713055246
>>713055015
>cries
And you just flat make shit up too.
Anonymous No.713055054 [Report] >>713055080
Anonymous No.713055080 [Report] >>713055239
>>713055054
creepy
Anonymous No.713055083 [Report] >>713055450
OP is a fag.

Now, on actual discussion, seems every kingdom is animal/fruit themed: monkey, ostrich, zebra, banana, watermelon. Now each of those animals gave DK a new form, and theres footage of a giraffe, so maybe more transformations? And Im 50% sure there will be an elephant kingdom, so who knows
Anonymous No.713055213 [Report] >>713055273
>>713055051
You are crying
Anonymous No.713055239 [Report] >>713055345
>>713055080
What is creepy about Mario and his family?
Anonymous No.713055246 [Report] >>713055273
>>713055051
>Odyss doesn't look like piss
it does.
Anonymous No.713055273 [Report] >>713055838
>>713055213
>>713055246
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Anonymous No.713055345 [Report]
>>713055239
>family
so Mario used tons make-up and lip stick on his 10 year old child?
creep
Anonymous No.713055450 [Report]
>>713055083
There will be 2 additional transformations, going by the skill point screen
Anonymous No.713055504 [Report] >>713055558 >>713055570 >>713055620 >>713056632
So what is Pauline in this game?

Daughteru?
Imoutopilled?
Or god forbid love interesrt-coded?
Anonymous No.713055558 [Report]
>>713055504
Wreck it Ralph
Anonymous No.713055570 [Report]
>>713055504
Daughteru.
Anonymous No.713055620 [Report] >>713055735
>>713055504
How old is DK?
Anonymous No.713055735 [Report]
>>713055620
Probably in his 20s, either in gorilla years or human years.
Anonymous No.713055838 [Report]
>>713055273
clearly crying
Anonymous No.713056056 [Report] >>713056361
>>713037164
>i hate how nintendo puts pedo bait in everything now
But enough of your personal fantasies
Anonymous No.713056361 [Report] >>713056498 >>713056621
>>713056056
You are a pedophile, like all tendies
Anonymous No.713056498 [Report] >>713056621
>>713056361
Nutnendo is pedophiles.
Anonymous No.713056621 [Report] >>713056746 >>713056796
>>713056498
>>713056361
those are squids
snoys are out touching real children
Anonymous No.713056632 [Report]
>>713055504
His love interest, clearly. Game will end with him putting her on top of a construction set.
Anonymous No.713056695 [Report]
>>713026196
>Tall Tall Mountain

That's like the definition of non-comfy dogshit. M64 has little to offer outside its speed-running tech; otherwise, it's an awful casual game.
Anonymous No.713056746 [Report] >>713057408
>>713056621
False
Anonymous No.713056796 [Report]
>>713056621
>those are "squids" that just look like chidlren in skin tight outfits
Anonymous No.713057408 [Report] >>713057797
>>713056746
sorry but the facts are george is going to prison
Anonymous No.713057797 [Report]
>>713057408
No. You are.
Anonymous No.713058783 [Report] >>713059351 >>713059434
>>713018048
>Fire Emblem gets taken away from existing fans to court romance fags
>Zelda gets taken away from fans to court open world and sandbox junkies
>Donkey Kong gets taken away from fans to court Minecraft kiddies
>BUT LE HECKIN SALES THO!!!!!
And this is why Pokémon is the ridiculous sales powerhouse it is. Even at its worst, they consistently give their fans the core of what they want and expect every single time (even if it gets increasingly rough every generation), and they make it clear that major deviations exist in tandem with traditional offerings rather than instead of.
Anonymous No.713059351 [Report]
>>713058783
As a former FE fan I fucking hate what the fucking waifutards did to my once beloved series... from manime war stories to tranime dating sims!
Anonymous No.713059434 [Report]
>>713058783
>>Fire Emblem gets taken away from existing fans to court romance fags
To be fair way too many Japanese medias are abandoning longtime fans to pander to gooner waifutards. Just a product of that country being super fuckin weird about women *hough hough Junko Furuta hough hough forced camera shutter sounds hough hough female only subways*
Anonymous No.713059551 [Report] >>713060439 >>713060873
>>713032987
ign gave the switch a 7, lower than the playstation handeld. you think they are paying for reviews? the whole journo industry is seething about nintendo and spreading misinfo non stop for months.
Anonymous No.713059675 [Report]
>>713026706
>>713027302
>It's a Gamecubesnoy
Of course. You subhumans seethe at every new Switch release because you know it's better than any cubie shit.
Anonymous No.713060439 [Report]
>>713059551
That was the review AFTER they paid, and it's far highter than they deserved
Anonymous No.713060873 [Report]
>>713059551
why would they seethe?
i think it's false flagging.
Nutendo is woke as fuck, and thus compliant to leftie "journo activists"
Anonymous No.713060976 [Report]
>>713016138 (OP)
seem to have a lot of remixed songs from the Snes games. That's nice.