Levels look more like Mario Odyssey acid shit than Donkey Kong and the old DK music with its primitive, tribal theme hardly even fits.

Why can't Doneky Kong just get a 3D game that's actually like the 2D games?

>>713016138 (OP)
>Why can't Doneky
good morning sir

The only time it actually looks like DK is this tiny segment and unsurprisingly that's also when it looks the best

>>713016183
Great post

>>713016138 (OP)
nintendo always treated dk like temu mario. bananza isn't different than picrel

>>713016138 (OP)
Its a noncanon spinoff.

>>713016138 (OP)
It's more of an action game than a platformer which isn't a bad thing

>>713016494
Unironically true the way it breaks the lore with Cranky and child Paulina
>>713016734
>It's more of an action game than a platformer
Yeah I know that's the problem
>which isn't a bad thing
Yes it is, platforming is more fun than breaking things

>>713016734
>seth rogan when he sees the ayatollah

>series that constantly reinvents itself reinvents itself
>Erm, has Donkey Kong lost xir way?

Just wait for the next 3D Mario, Bananza isn't what the A team is working on.

>>713017070
>>series that constantly reinvents itself reinvents itself
What are you talking about? The main 2D games are platformers for 30 years now, the only proper 3D game it ever got was an infamous collectathon and now this one

>>713017323
The future is now grognard

>>713016734
You can do action without sacrificing platfomring. there are tons of indie games with great platforming and level design today I dunno why tendies have such low standards and are more interested in Nintendo's finances than anything else.

>>713017323
Nobody remotely thinks of Countryshit as main games, Raretard.

>>713017660
>makes dumb statement
>doesn't work
>makes next dumb statement
Do you get paid for this?

>>713016138 (OP)
>Doneky
Stopped reading right there

>>713016138 (OP)
Your subject line should be:
>This game has neither skillful platforming nor comfy levels
Just FYI

This will outsell all DK games combined and receive much higher praise than all the others too. Get fucked soi faggots.

>>713017739
When’s this game coming out and how big is it supposed to be? That demo was huge.

>>713017921
>>713017894
>>713016183
Janny tranny, no one, I repeat no one, cares about correct grammar or spelling on your tranny pedo advertising website. You are the only one who takes this place seriously and spends his entire life here

>>713018048
>muh sales muh bought and paid for journo reviews
grim

>>713018048
>This will outsell all DK games combined
Because of Switch 2 install base and because it panders to normies.

>>713018068
>Mad enough to respond
Concession accepted, ESL-kun.

>>713017807
Everyone does because they are. What do you think are main DK games? Donkey Konga?

>>713017921
is this what they taught you in mumbai?
>this has neither x nor y
>this neither has x nor y
are both grammatically correct even if one is more casual

THE SEETHING IS UNREAL

Nintendo can't stop winning

>>713017739
>I dunno why tendies have such low standards and are more interested in Nintendo's finances than anything else.
Wii U happened. They saw daddy Nintendo nearly die and now they’re just happy it’s still around. Doesn’t matter what it does--as long as it’s alive, they’re cheering.

>>713016876
>breaks the lore with Cranky and child Paulina
I think it'll turn out that she's just de-aged and has amnesia. She'll turn back into an adult to sing during the final boss, then the post game will be drilling beyond the core to get her back to New Donk City.

>>713018798
you people are actual automatons, how does every thread about game design turn into sales. this game will bore you to death just like mario kart world with its straight roads which is why you are here

>>713019319
What would be the story relevance of her being turned into a kid? Just cause?

>>713019457
nintendo loves pandering to pdfiles these days

>>713019457
Gameplay contrivance. Easy to carry around.

Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to force concern and get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch:
>The old Donkey Kong games
>Ocarina of Time
>pre-BoTW Zelda games
>Iwata
>Reggie
>GameCube
>Smash Bros. Melee
>Mario Kart 8

Looking forward to them praising Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and Metroid Prime 3 all of sudden.

>>713019690
Or it's actually Nintendo fans who always liked those things but don't like shitty things (the majority of what Nintendo churns out today)

>>713016138 (OP)
You can never go home.

>>713020247
this sucks, i wish we could explore all the classic dk environments but with modern graphics

>>713019690
You need to learn to think for yourself instead of just liking what Snoys don't like. Snoys are barely even a thing anymore, they are just normies.

>>713020207
>>713020428
Case in point. Snoys are the ultimate contrarians toward Nintendo, just look at the OOTsnoys.

>>713016203
>hey look we managed to turn DKC backgrounds into actual 3D assets
>just a prank, the entire rest of the game looks like Splatoon level editor maps

>>713018383
Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong Jr. (& DK Math)
Donkey Kong 3
Donkey Kong 94'
Mario vs Donkey Kong

The Rare stuff is the Metroid Prime spinoff of Donkey Kong

>>713020721
>just look at the OOTsnoys.
Never seen those, show a post or thread they made. Snoys will always hate OoT because it's a Nintendo game and has the highest Metacritic score

>>713017323
>>>series that constantly reinvents itself reinvents itself
>>713020887
>posts a list of 1981 DK cash grab rehashes...all of which are platformers

Nintendo needs to invest more in online marketing.

>>713020902
When BoTW came out it mindbroke snoys so hard they flocked to fanboying OoT and contrarian OoT fans became snoys.

No actual Nintendo fan unironically believes a 1998 N64 game is more significant than BoTW.

>>713021175
So you are just an OoT hater because you think BotW is better and shitting on old Nintendo games (the games that made us become fans) doesn't make you a Snoy but shitting on new Nintendo games makes people Snoys. I see. Didn't really expect anything

>>713021075
>platformers
Donkey Kong 3 is a space invaders clone though
Also let's not forget the racing game for Wii, or King of Swing, or the Donkey Kong Hockey Game & Watch

>>713021873
>Also let's not forget the racing game for Wii, or King of Swing, or the Donkey Kong Hockey Game & Watch
>let's not forget those other shovelware games everyone has forgotten

>>713021175
>No actual Nintendo fan unironically believes a 1998 N64 game is more significant than BoTW.
not a weird thing to believe when you like dungeons, items, no ubisoft world, and playable framerate. oot inspired 3d gta and dark souls. botw is an anime grass tech demo

Speaking of Zelda, this world just looks like a TotK asset revamp

This looks terrible, no wonder Nintendo thinks it's only worth $70 and not $80.

>>713022448

>>713022523
kek

>>713021175
>No actual Nintendo fan unironically believes a 1998 N64 game is more significant than BoTW.

>ground-breaking game that literally defined how 3D adventure games would play
>inspired countless seasoned veteran devs, who openly admit they reference it to this day
>not important

Meanwhile, all BotW really did was make free-range climbing a thing, and inspired a bunch of soulless Chinese gacha knockoffs through Genshin Impact. What else did it do? Don't say anything about the physics engine, GMOD and Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts did that years prior.

>>713016734
>Loli on shoulder
UUUUOOOOOOOHHHH

>>713023145
>GMOD and Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts did that years prior.
You mean decades ago....and it was already shit then

>>713017739
Because most of these tendies are hardcore degenerate autists who somehow associate branding with personal identity. Any critique on their favorite brand is essentially a critique on themselves.

>>713023264
overhated game desu

>>713022238
>>713021493
>>713022448
>>713023145

>>713023887
You are the spiritual Snoy when shitposting Nintendo Mount Rushmore classics. Or at least not a Nintendo fan, just some consumerist pig

>>713022448
>botw engine
>botw ui
>botw assets
They should have just made another Zelda game with this terrain mechanic. What a waste of time and resources.

>>713023887
>for some reason quotes me for stating the objective fact that yellow world looks like yellow world

>>713024070
Funny, because "spiritual snoys" would be the perfect term to describe "Nintendo fans' that seethe at every Switch release.

>>713024170
Maybe but no one here did that. I'm sure Metroid Prime 4 will be good which is why I will emulate it

>which is why I will emulate it
Oh, go fuck yourself Eric.

>>713016183
MANY APOLOGIES SIR!!! DO NOT REDEEM THE DONEKY KNOG SIR!!!

It's funny because sections like Eventide Island utilizing competent planning, limitations and setpieces highlight just how great the BoTW-like games could be. But Nintendo's corporate fever over Minecraft and Roblox sandbox slop are fucking ruining it all. I wonder which CEO or lead supervisor is the one responsible enshittifying their IPs with this garbage? Can't be Miyamoto, he's too busy managing theme park attractions and movie deals right now.

>>713024459
Emulating = Eric, is this how the meme works? I n ever understood the Eric thing

>>713024529
Jannies hate spelling errors in their catalog because they like to believe they're jannying some highfalutin niche forum. Always make sure to include one or two.

>>713024565
>Eventide Island
>the shit they turned it into in TotK
>not even any new islands let alone continents despite tendies telling us for years we totally get a new owrld

>>713016138 (OP)
>This game neither has skillful platforming nor comfy levels
neither do mario games unless you're under 10 what's your point?

>>713016138 (OP)
>it looks like Mario Odyssey
thanks for the recommendation

>>713025725
You wouldn't be able to do this without mistakes after 1 hour of practice, so kill yourself

>>713026196
I did that when I was 10 yeah, it's piss fucking easy.

>>713022448
Probably the same engine. Didn't the n64 version of animal crossing use the zelda engine?

>>713016203
Wtf why does the rest of the game have anti-soul fog and this doesn't? This literally looks like those prerenders of the snes games. Fuuuuck

>>713026352
No you didn't do shit and if that's easy than Bananza is braindead

>>713017739
>You can do action without sacrificing platfomring.
You can. But why did you post an example that has close to zero action?

Bananza however looks very reminiscent of Warioworld. Action packed and with limited platforming.

>>713016138 (OP)
Every fucking Nintendo game from here on in is going to be lazy, open world garbage with some stupid gimmick and ports isn't it?

>>713026872
Pretty much. They're now entering their Ubisoft phase, while most other competent developers have left that phase behind in recent years.

>>713026706
astrobot ripped off sunshine

Someone post a webm of a banana in Bananza that's fun to get

>>713027302
>Bananza
>Fun
Pick one

>>713026975
At least there is Metroid Prime 4, from what I've seen it looks like a traditional Prime game

>>713026872
Yeah, this generation is the death of the single player Nintendo game. Nintendo is the new Ubisoft, just making the same slop with different brand names.

>>713025725
Alright so put your money where your mouth is. Post your steam/PS account. Lets see the games that require skill for adults.

game looks great

>>713027876
Nta but you lost lol

game looks shit

game looks sheit

>>713016138 (OP)
It was made by the Odyssey team. Of course it's going to be braindead gameplay compared DK64.

>>713026461
>Wtf why does the rest of the game have anti-soul fog and this doesn't?
It's crazy how every game makes itself ugly with this shit now, but I think it's more bloom and overexpoed lighting than just fog

It doesn't play like an N64 collectathon.

And that's ok.

>>713027967
Sure.

>>713027302
>>713026706
>>713026196
>Wtf why arent the devs executing movement like experienced players who've had the game for over a decade!!!

>>713028086
>It was made by the Odyssey team.
Source? Odyssey has fantastic gameplay so I doubt it. Feels like people just say this because they want it to be true.

>>713028184
Nintendo said it's the Odyssey team, they were working on this instead of Odyssey 2

>>713028184
No, it's just retards who are depressed and long for the 90's and their childhood because they have failed at life.

>>713027302
You cut off the bit before this because it's like 5-8 minute backtrack if you fall off
I really wouldn't be using Sunshine as an example. It's not technically sound, I don't think you'd know this anyways and you can cope and seethe about this fact.

>I am 40 years old
>Why isn't the cartoon monkey game tailored to my sensibilities?
Times change unc

The music made the game seem more exciting than it actually is.

>>713028163
except it literally does? it's like spyro or banjo you run around and try to find bings. though definitely doesn't have banjo's charm or the difficulty coming from having to play levels from scratch if you can't 100% them

>>713028302
>implying the majority of Nintendo's target demographic isn't 20+ and up nostalgiafags

They know it, that's why they're desperately turning all of their IPs into Minecrafft-like sandboxes, because they know they missed out the gravy trains game ideas that gen alpha kiddies gravitate to.

>>713028296
>you can't say positive things or post good things from Sunshine because the game has flaws and because it punishes you for missing a jump
OK

>>713026975
>>713027767
Then go back to /vr/ and stop crying you little bitches

>>713028534
You were clearly trying to hide it you dork lmao you know there's a lot of obnoxious bullshit in Sunshine but didn't want to admit that.

>>713028576
/vr/ is a snoy/segoy containment board where jannies shitpost Nintendo games 24/7, stop advertising this trash

>>713028603
How can I hide falling off when I didn't fall off

The game looks fun.
Altering the terrain in a platformer is a fun idea and this cranks that up to 10.

DK64 was so full of flaws that Bonanza could easily be the better game in the end. I enjoyed DK64 too but its obviously a very flawed game.

>>713028721
You cut it when you were on top of the boat dumbfuck, why not show the slow process of getting there? I thought it was simple fun like you said?

>>713028180
because bananza doesn't have a moveset that allows fun platforming. you get rayman 2 ceiling and can clap with your feet though so be happy

Game looks fun. Can't wait to play it on my PC in 2 years with all the fog and bloom disabled.

>>713028786
>why aren't you making pointless webms?
No one said Sunshine is perfect, tranny

>>713028857
In that case Castlevania also doesn't have a moveset that allows fun platforming.

>>713028943
2d and 3d platformers area completely different thing. but yes platforming in castlevania is very basic and almost nonexistent outside of 4

>>713028438
If anything it's more like those classic digging games where most of the level is destructible and you have to find a route.

>>713028857
The trannies spamming about this game have never even played Mario 64
lmao

>>713027302
All the “fun to get” bananas will be in the shrines because Nintendo realized it didn’t have to do level design anymore when BotW came out and retards thought it was good

The bananas outside the overworld are just going to be either laying in the ground like the worst moons in odyssey, or you’ll have to scan for them with sonar and dig for them after fighting the enemies standing on top of them.

I can’t believe I thought this was going to be good lmao

>>713029037
bananza isn't ALL about digging luckily, that'd be horrible

Why does the industry hate 3D platformer

>>713029163
It's weird indeed, there is 3D Mario and then pretty much everything else is just collectathon without much precision platforming. But recently there are many indies with paltforming or Astrobot so there is clearly demand

>>713029163
everyone loves mario and not everything needs ripoffs
>But recently there are many indies with paltforming or Astrobot
ripoffs

>>713022238
Aight come on, I prefer N64 era Zelda over BotW but that framerate comment is dishonest as hell.
Wind Waker wasn't consistently 30fps, either. Let's be real here.

>>713029036
They are not different at all. And if you think platforming was nonexistent in CV before 4, you need to lurk more zoomie.

>>713029308
>2d and 3d games aren't different at all, it's just literally an entire dimension between them!
i love 4chan lmao

>>713029036
You clearly have this idea of what platformers need to be and can't fathom that games like Symphony of the Night, where you are constantly jumping platform to platform, is still part platformer. Stop being stupid, you want platforming challenges, not just platforming. Bloodlines is better than 4 if you ever bothered to play much of anything.

>>713016203
looks like shit.

>>713026196
long jump is the easiest way to have control, it honestly breaks the game. don't know what you're on about.

>>713029416
>and can't fathom that games like Symphony of the Night, where you are constantly jumping platform to platform, is still part platformer.
what makes you think i can't fathom that? what even is your point you fucking mongoloid? the platforming in sotn is just a means to an end basically everywhere outside the tower
>Bloodlines is better than 4
why are you comparing two completely different games and shilling some tranny indie game now

kekkkkkk

>>713021175
*sigh* no really cares, tendie. Keep playing your baby games.

>>713028857
>bananza doesn't have a moveset that allows fun platforming.

are you not ashamed of typing such stupid opinions? literally the best thing about the new dk is how dk seems to control.

>>713029591
Long jumps are, as the name says, long not high and not remotely as universal as you pretend

>>713029372
A third dimension doesn't change the underlying goal of a platformer.
Then again you apparently don't consider CV3 a platformer so your definitions are clearly warped.

>>713021175
Nah, OOT can't be touched at this point because its a pure hero story that modern Nintendo can't make anymore. They still make fun games but OOT was lightning in a bottle.

>>713029656
>What makes you think I can't fathom that
I would say it's because you said this: "almost nonexistent outside of 4"
How the fuck are Bloodlines and 4 two different games? They're, at their core, two challenging 2D platformers with small changes that released in the small console generation.
Do you even know what Bloodlines is?

>>713029665
You're on year 8 of 16 of caring, little PC vegan.

>>713029746
some people have higher standards for good platforming than whether the basic controls are good. for truly good 3d platforming you need a good moveset which mario 64 laid a great foundation for

Super Mario 64 is kinda shit. Mario's moveset is good but the levels are too basic, the camera controls are abysmal, and Mario goes into a slide too easy.

>>713030007
>and Mario goes into a slide too easy.
>I got filtered: the post

>>713029976
the basic controls are the fundamental rock of platforming. If those are good everything else is icing on the cake. My standards are better than yours btw.

>>713016138 (OP)
"IT TAKES NO SKILL"
"IT HAS NO SOUL"
THIS THREAD WAS MADE BY A TROLL

>>713030096
>the basic controls are the fundamental rock of platforming. If those are good everything else is icing on the cake.
You are retarded.

>>713030218
I am very smart and you are a dumb person. I win.

>>713030096
>My standards are better than yours btw.
you can't really claim this after saying basic game design language is the meat and potatoes for you and everything else is just bonus. and when i'm the one whose standards are too high for whatever shit games we're even talking about rn and yours aren't

>>713030053
The little bridge near the top of Tiny Huge Island when you're in big mode is the perfect example of what I'm talking about, so you'll be crossing it and then the camera angle changes on you which causes Mario's big toe to briefly touch the side of the mountain causing you to slide off.

>>713030007
Yeah? What 3D platformers did you prefer?

>>713028857
Idk why all these platformers besides mario are afraid of adding wall kicks.

I also enjoy some kind of timed dash or hop mechanic that makes you faster than plain running. Such as long jumps or dive hops. Gives you something to do rather than hold up.

>>713030332
>this one hyperspecific thing!

>>713029857
>A third dimension doesn't change the underlying goal of a platformer.
no one compares underlying goals here
>Then again you apparently don't consider CV3 a platformer so your definitions are clearly warped.
you ignore that i said basic

>>713029926
>"almost nonexistent outside of 4"
you too omit that i said basic. i assume samefag or /v/ has a real dishonesty problem
>Do you even know what Bloodlines is?
i was thinking bloodstained because you for some reason brought up metroidvanias

also please fuck off back to /vr/ with your castlevania obsession

>>713030321
Its only basic design language if you copy from someone else's dictionary. Its very complex to develop yourself.

>>713030402
There are other areas in the game where that happens. There are also a lot of blind jumps you have to make because you can't angle the camera correctly or you press R to go in Mario Camera mode but you have to move forward a little bit for Mario Camera mode to snap behind your back. One specific example is that mission in Shifting Sand Lands where you have to jump down to platforms that you literally have no chance of seeing and if you miss you have to climb all the way back up. There are so many annoying little parts in the game like that which makes it unfun to go through unless you're a hyper autistic speed tranny with 400,000 hours played that can execute every trick perfectly.

>>713030332
No game is perfect

>>713030604
>there are some more specific tiny problems no one gave a shit about but that filtered me!
>this game that was 30 years ahead of its time is actually bad because I say so!
Lmao

>>713030604
Nobody said mario 64 is without flaws.

>>713030563
Your interpretation of "platformer" is clearly just "the moveset" if you think CV3 is basic. The level design in 3 is masterful and part of what makes a good platformer.
And yeah the underlying goal and motivation is what drives every decision gameplay-wise for developing a platformer. So we are comparing underlying goals.

>>713030661
Especially not great games. Perfectionism is easy when you are a shitty game that barely even attempts anything, like Pong for today's standards or some Jap SRPG. It's impossible when you do a fuckton of things.

>Bananza has overwhelming positive reception
>boomers have a mental breakdown and are trying to rogue-like/lite platformers

>>713030563
>also please fuck off back to /vr/ with your castlevania obsession
LOL you lose

>>713030661
>>713030689
All of trying to say is that Mario 64 has a bunch of little things that add up that make what should be a really fun game unfun or frustrating. No other Mario game is simply moving Mario potentially scary or frustrating because you can get fucked up by the camera or another small little thing happens that makes you fall or die.

>>713030835
>>Bananza has overwhelming positive reception
? Many people who played it say they have mixed feelings, even Nintendo shills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqz-FVHQkPs&t

>>713030941
>game journalists are good when they support my agenda

>>713031013
That was your post yes

>>713030858
It's ok to believe that. My opinion is different.

>>713031013
Game journalism is neutral. You can either cite them or not. They're as valid as your personal opinion.

>>713027302
Man, sunshine is such a shit game.

>>713031629
Wouldn't say shit. Still the best real platformer of its gen anyway, followed by Vexx

>>713031739
>of its gen
Not a very high bar anyways lol

>>713029303
>looks at place where framerate dips down to 7 fps
>come on now man that's dishonest
I don't say this often because of vidya but you unironically need to kill yourself. BotW's framerate was completely unacceptable and ruined some of its most inspired key locations like Kakariko and the forests or every time it was rainy. And this just showed me that Nintendo doesn't give a shit about my experience, they just want money and buy reviews.

>>713031767
True there wasn't much but at least what there was was felt new and fresh

The odyssey parts look boring as hell but the boss fights and totally not shrines guys might be cool

>>713030789
>the moveset
because you need a certain range of maneuvers if you want your 3d platformer to go deeper than crash bandicoot. and it is arguably more important than level design because with the right bag of tricks you can find something fun to do anywhere. never said level design is unimportant.

>>713032167
>True there wasn't much
if psychoslop counts then there were a lot of 3d platformers

>>713032167
psychonauts had terrible gameplay
should have been an adventure game instead

>>713032613
I mean platformers with skill ceiling, some layered mechanics, etc.
>>713032662
>should have been an adventure game instead
Imo it is

>>713032167
Voodoo Vince was kinda enjoyable as well

>>713026196
This doesn't look fun.

>>713031989
>buy reviews.
mk world scores confirmed this desu. i think it's good but its in no way a 90% game, not simply letting us disable the intro/transition roads online alone is a 5-10% deduction

>>713032921
No one cares about zoomer opinions.

>>713029976
No, you need good level design. Level design is so, so much more important than what moves the player can do, in every single genre of game.

Predictions for the final layer?

>>713033119
>Agartha
Shamballah is infinitely superior wignats are cringe.

>>713033080
moveset bottlenecks level design, not the other way around. and a good moveset can be fun literally all by itself in a test room. a test room isn't fun

>>713033080
Nope. Take minecraft or terraria for example. The level is just rehashed procgen. It's the tools the player has that makes the game fun.

>people finally talk about how boring the game looks instead of the fucking redesign

>>713033865
I hoped they would show something cool in the Direct but still doesn't look like anything I necessarily need in my life.

>>713028184
>Odyssey has fantastic gameplay
If you're 5 and it's the first game you've ever played, sure.

>>713028184
>Nintendo said it's the Odyssey team
no they didn't

>>713033865
Why did they make him look like Wreck it Ralph tho

>>713035167
because he wrecks paulina

>>713034342
Nah, you are just too low IQ and jaded to actually play the game, i.e. explore and experiment.

>>713035167
i hate how nintendo puts pedo bait in everything now

>>713016138 (OP)
there is a reason everyone thought it's mario odyssey 2 when they showed the first trailer

>>713035420
odyssey is great but it definitely needed more challenges in the open worlds themselves. it basically has botw shrines with those doors

>>713033486
>moveset bottlenecks level design, not the other way around.
Ofc Castlevania boomers can't admit this, those games don't even have variable jump heights, this alone cucks leveldesign or also enemy placement.

>>713016138 (OP)
>Levels look more like Mario Odyssey
So platforming levels with lots of movement options? Great!

>>713016138 (OP)
>>713016203
Good, Downey Kong doesn't deserve a good game.

>>713038196
>it basically has botw shrines with those doors
Tendies think this is 10/10 game design, all their games will be like this from now on

>>713038609
>>713038196
Mario Sunshine had these kinds of levels in 2002, why are you retards bringing up BOTW

>>713038704
>I'm retarded and I have something to say!

>>713038704
They were just bonus and not the core content

>>713016138 (OP)
It’s a beatem up, not a platformer.

>>713039248
wikipedia says platformer, action adventure

Wokey Kong

>>713039030
it was core content, how were they not
they were shines you had to get to 100% an area

>>713039762
>needed for 100% equals core content
Guess Koroks are core content, what a shit game.

>>713016138 (OP)
It's not out yet

>>713038779
Meant for >>713038609

>>713039378
Metroid Prime is a first person shooter

>>713040720
no

>>713040776
Why not? It has first person shooting elements. DKB has platforming elements, therefore it's a platformer like >>713039378 said

>>713041079
already told you to stop omitting words earlier, you ugly weird jew

>>713016203
what happened the last few years that made miyamoto so angry with rareware?

>doneky

>>713041986
>However, for some autistic individuals, sensory sensitivities or a strong preference for detail and order can amplify this frustration, making typos particularly bothersome.

>>713039762
>it was core content, how were they not
Sunshine wasn't built around them and didn't have that many and it had courses like Noki Bay that were all about parkours and without item fuckery like the later Odyssey levels. Doesn't matter how old this concept is or what you want to call it though, the problem is that people glaze it today

>>713041737
I eat trolls like you for lunch

>>713029065
I don't even get why Nintendo did this, what's so hard about incorporating shrines into the overworld?

why do all the threads have to be retarded bait?

>>713039827
What is your point? BotW and TotK are shit games. Sunshine and Odyssey are great games. Challenge levels work in a platformer, they don't work in an action/adventure puzzle game. Especially when the "puzzle" is literally "stand in this location -> Yahaha you found me!!!"

>>713043227
there are a few 'open air shrines' and they were the best

>>713043227
>what's so hard about incorporating shrines into the overworld?
Well it's a lot easier to make a magic elevator that beams you into the same looking rooms

>>713027302
>Someone post video evidence that this game that hasn't released yet and nobody has played yet isn't garbage
peak /v/ argument

>>713027302
i..........cant

>>713016138 (OP)
this shits GAY and why does kong look like a crack addict his design is way fucked

This trash will flop, HARD. Death Stranding 2 sales will still be going strong when it releases, and Ghost of Yotei shortly after. It's over for the shitch poo.

>>713044942
>TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>713045117
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713044942
>This trash will flop
I wish but Switch 2 install base is already too big and there is nothing else to play on it and no journo will give it anything under 85% even if it's shit. Nintendo reached Google, Amazon and McDonald's levels or corpo tyranny.

>>713045485
False. What they're passing off as "sales" are actually shipments. They haven't even come CLOSE to selling through that initial 3.5 million shipment, and likely won't until at least the holidays.

>>713044942
to be fair of those games donkey kong is the least pozzed and the one with the most gameplay

>>713045610
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713016138 (OP)
>Every bugman is crying about how dk looks
>The game overall looks like an out dated ps3 game but no one mentions this
Very strange.

>>713045738
LOL, it looks worse than most ps2 games. Shitch poo isn't beating the allegations of how weak it is.

>>713045310
You have autism

>>713045738
Indie games and Jap shit keep graphics standards low

>>713045715
Thursday is tomorrow dude.

>>713045902
You. Have. Already. Chosen. Your. Pitiful. End.

>>713016203
apparently this is where every tree in the game is hiding, leaving the rest of the game with none

>>713046249
You have already chosen your pitiful end
You. Have. Already. Chosen. Your. Pitiful. End.
YOU. HAVE. ALREADY. CHOSEN. YOUR. PITIFUL. END.

>>713046339
Is that the little purple monkey fella's catch phrase?

>>713045310
>>713045715
>>713046262
>>713046339
The sad thing is that this retard isn't trolling and he thinks it's some legitimately intimidating mic drop

>>713026461
>anti-soul fog
Honestly fuck this shit

>>713046339
Seriously what is wrong with you eric?

>>713019457
Game's a prequel to odyssey that ends with the formation of New Donk City. Calling it now.

>>713019539
Pedophilia can only be based with Shotas.
Just as Allah willed it.
The Loli menace must be purged.

>>713046749
Zoomer tendies say Rare Donkey is dead but this game is filled to the brim with homages.

>>713046885
shame they are too arrogant, dumb and lazy to make a classic donkey kong skin. then again i bet they would make it ugly on purpose

>>713047108
Stop making up things to get mad at.

>>713047108
But wouldn't that be a mandate? Which is bad by your definition?

>>713047196
Why do you bootlick the most evil and greedy company in human history?

>daily feigning to be mad at something Nintendo did thread

>>713048532
Pic unrelated?

>>713041842
Miyamoto has nothing to do with this game.

>>713019363
Where did that anon mention sales?

>>713048903
Go fuck yourself

>>713027302
You can just tell how much of a shit pile this game is by how hard it relies on FLUDD.
Man this game was a fucking mistake

>>713047108
You are angry about his eyebrows being raised. That's it.

>>713021175
>and contrarian OoT fans became snoys
This is some retard-tier fanfic. Show me ecen one OoT fan who stopped liking Nintendo and became hardcore nu-Sony fan?
You have been trying to push this Gamecubesnoy, meleesnoy, ootsnoy, etc. shit for years now. Did the term snoy hurt you so much you are trying to distance it from the retarded Sony fanboys by trying to latch it on Nintendo stuff? The desperation to try and split fanbase from old gens to new gens is retarded. Nintendo fans likes Nintendo games. And it isn't like with Playstation where Sony is ashamed of their PS1/PS2 games, especially Japanese games, so the nu-Sony fans aka snoys are angry about them too.

>>713044942
Never underestimate tendies love of childish slop. They also only have ONE GAME right now, so this doubles their library.

>>713049846
There's zero install base. No one actually bought this trash known as the shitch poo, they keep touting shipments as sales

>>713048942
Lmao cry lil bitch bro

>>713048942
???
Did someone else mention sales then? Did you reply to wrong post?
I'm confused

>>713050252
>>713048903
You.
Have.
Already.
Chosen.
Your.
Pitiful.
End.

>>713050401
You have already chosen your pitiful end.

You can tell this game is going to be good because of this kinda jeetposting

>>713049831
Tested and disproven.

>>713050402
>>713050483

>>713050567
False. It's only been proven harder. You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713050498
Snoys are strange
Ill just go to sleep

>>713050567
>>713050498
YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END.

>>713050624
Won.

>>713050795
Dad.

>>713050624
Looks more handsome than any tendie

>>713050624
Gigachad.

>>713046872
New Donk City already exists in Donkey Kong Bananza.
There are shipping crates that have "NDC" on them.

>>713050852
I'm an idort

>>713050401
You have already chosen your pitiful end.

>>713051363
You're so autistic and unloved lmao

>>713016138 (OP)
the levels look considerably worse than odyssey.
these graphics are so fucking shit. both in terms of style and fidelity.

Odyssey and Tropical freeze (A fuckgin wii U title) look worlds better.
meanwhile this game has shitty jpeg textures almost as garbage as FF7R.

>>713051483
Whoops wrong pic

>>713051492
Type this without tears in your eyes

The transformation into a mega ape ostrich or zebra looks like its aimed at kids. Who just wanna mindlessly destroy things. It's like easy mode for kids.

>>713051537
Shit edit. Tendies can't meme

>>713051608
It's ok to believe that

>>713028857
love rayman 2, fantastic game

>>713051719

Bananza is anti-so-

>>713016138 (OP)
The game has an "Assist Mode" which basically trivializes its challenges. It's for toddlers.

>>713052024
Looks worse than ps2, LOL

>>713048532
nintendo sure is based for protecting people pirating nintendo games by raping that guy selling consoles full of malware

>>713052283
PS3, 4, and 5 all wish they could be even half as good as the PS2

>>713052560
You are evil, just like them. You should die, just like them.

>>713052618
They're even better

>>713027716
>from what I've seen it looks like a traditional Prime game
TRANSitional game

>>713052024
I remember this reference.

50 others liked this post.

>>713052631
nah snoys are evil for wanting to murder children

>>713052736
>guys, some random person who worked there for less than a year before being fired wrote the entire game and still somehow held enough power after being fired to prevent anyone from rewriting anything

>>713052736
thankfully nintendo would step in and flog this retard if they tried it in the final product
>>713052896
the retards tried the same shit with space marine 2, then seethed when people posted the credits for the game and showed the retarded writer who got fired did nothing in the final game

>>713052736
She got fired for saying that btw

>>713051537
Nontendo Shitch 2 has slop.

>>713052896
>who worked there for less than a year
Why lie?
Afraid that I spoil the surprise?

>>713053107
snoys still can't meme I see

>>713046269
One of the worlds seems to be a massive jungle actually.
>>713016203
>Bonus areas are based on old DKC stages
Very cool

>>713053064
No, she didn't.
She was hired in 2020 because she said that in 2015.

STUNNING AND BRAVE.

>>713053179
They're all leftists and trannies. Of course they can't meme.

>>713053107
When will snoys learn to meme?

>>713016298
Fun fact during development of DK 64 they showed Miyamoto a build where DK whipped out a placeholder realistic shotgun and Miyamoto stood their in utter shock

>>713053107
>Ruins the meme 'cause he just can't talk about the Switch like a normal human being and HAS to call it "Shitch"

>>713053179

>>713016138 (OP)
>nor

>>713053287
>no, don't call it Shitch, it's not shit

>>713053306
>>713053451
You forgot something, snoy. You forgot the meme.

>>713053107
>eric humor

>>713053509
If it's not fun, why Shitch 2?

I never thought I'd say this, but even leftists make better memes.

>>713016138 (OP)
>like Mario Odyssey acid shit
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A BEACH?
I'M TRIPPING BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS

>>713017739
What Bananza does is completely fine, I don't know why that gets your diaper in a twist

>I want the highest amount of anti-soul gas you can possibly squeeze into a game
>say no more

>>713016138 (OP)
Best accept that the games you grew up with are long and gone like 99% of the other fanbases, while being glad that DKC is still relatively accessible through ports and emulation.
Also outside of the redesign the game looks great and I've only seen Fat Anderson cry about Odyssey since its release.

>>713053736

>>713016138 (OP)
This is Super Mario Odyssey's Yoshi's Island, but I wish it ran better.

>>713052854
You are the one murdering children by indoctrinating them into your cult.

>>713054220
snoy cultists re the ones that keep getting caught stalking children and getting caught in anti-pedo stings

>>713054308
Don't forget the Sony VPs!

>>713054141
don't insult Yoshi's island.
yoshi's island had soul.
this doesn't.

this is rather Yoshi's New Island using the horrible soulless Odyssey engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAtd6NBvVA0

>it's just Odyssey 2
Huh, I'm actually interested now. Assuming those devs learned what a fucking difficulty curve is, since Odyssey was just a flat line on 'easy' start to finish.

>>713054517
>soulless Odyssey engine
You retards throw that word around with no idea what it means, old games had "soul" because developers effectively controlled their own chunk of a game and put their own personal touches on these features, even if it didn't have any impact on the game itself, features like the interactive undulating water in Mario Odyssey are soul because it has no gameplay value but a developer figured they would just slap it in anyway.
Fuck you.

>>713054824
Odyssey is soulless trash
fuck you, shill

>>713054916
And you're a retard who throws around terms they know nothing about.

>>713054961
>cries
cope, Tendie

>>713055015
>cries
And you just flat make shit up too.

>>713055054
creepy

OP is a fag.

Now, on actual discussion, seems every kingdom is animal/fruit themed: monkey, ostrich, zebra, banana, watermelon. Now each of those animals gave DK a new form, and theres footage of a giraffe, so maybe more transformations? And Im 50% sure there will be an elephant kingdom, so who knows

>>713055051
You are crying

>>713055080
What is creepy about Mario and his family?

>>713055051
>Odyss doesn't look like piss
it does.

>>713055213
>>713055246
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>713055239
>family
so Mario used tons make-up and lip stick on his 10 year old child?
creep

>>713055083
There will be 2 additional transformations, going by the skill point screen

So what is Pauline in this game?

Daughteru?
Imoutopilled?
Or god forbid love interesrt-coded?

>>713055504
Wreck it Ralph

>>713055504
Daughteru.

>>713055504
How old is DK?

>>713055620
Probably in his 20s, either in gorilla years or human years.

>>713055273
clearly crying

>>713037164
>i hate how nintendo puts pedo bait in everything now
But enough of your personal fantasies

>>713056056
You are a pedophile, like all tendies

>>713056361
Nutnendo is pedophiles.

>>713056498
>>713056361
those are squids
snoys are out touching real children

>>713055504
His love interest, clearly. Game will end with him putting her on top of a construction set.

>>713026196
>Tall Tall Mountain

That's like the definition of non-comfy dogshit. M64 has little to offer outside its speed-running tech; otherwise, it's an awful casual game.

>>713056621
False

>>713056621
>those are "squids" that just look like chidlren in skin tight outfits

>>713056746
sorry but the facts are george is going to prison

>>713057408
No. You are.

>>713018048
>Fire Emblem gets taken away from existing fans to court romance fags
>Zelda gets taken away from fans to court open world and sandbox junkies
>Donkey Kong gets taken away from fans to court Minecraft kiddies
>BUT LE HECKIN SALES THO!!!!!
And this is why Pokémon is the ridiculous sales powerhouse it is. Even at its worst, they consistently give their fans the core of what they want and expect every single time (even if it gets increasingly rough every generation), and they make it clear that major deviations exist in tandem with traditional offerings rather than instead of.

>>713058783
As a former FE fan I fucking hate what the fucking waifutards did to my once beloved series... from manime war stories to tranime dating sims!

>>713058783
>>Fire Emblem gets taken away from existing fans to court romance fags
To be fair way too many Japanese medias are abandoning longtime fans to pander to gooner waifutards. Just a product of that country being super fuckin weird about women *hough hough Junko Furuta hough hough forced camera shutter sounds hough hough female only subways*

>>713032987
ign gave the switch a 7, lower than the playstation handeld. you think they are paying for reviews? the whole journo industry is seething about nintendo and spreading misinfo non stop for months.

>>713026706
>>713027302
>It's a Gamecubesnoy
Of course. You subhumans seethe at every new Switch release because you know it's better than any cubie shit.

>>713059551
That was the review AFTER they paid, and it's far highter than they deserved

>>713059551
why would they seethe?
i think it's false flagging.
Nutendo is woke as fuck, and thus compliant to leftie "journo activists"

>>713016138 (OP)
seem to have a lot of remixed songs from the Snes games. That's nice.