Thread 713027698

what games would he play?

ace attorney

Plapping Kim Wexler's fertile vagene.

>>713027698 (OP)
ur mom

Crazy Taxi

>>713027698 (OP)
EVE Online

Openttd

What would happen if he fucked pikachu

>>713027698 (OP)
Runescape or some coomer shit

>>713028465
>Fertile
She's old as fuck. Pretty much a granny. Nasty hag.

>>713029393
The pikachu would experience the orgasm of its life.

There's a picture of him with David Cross playing Melee

>>713027698 (OP)
The non-meme answer would probably be picrel

>>713029393
What a sick joke.

>>713030412
nah she aged like cheese and wine

Civilization V

>>713030985
Yeah, that got spilled on the floor and shat on by an indian.

>>713031184
did she not show you her feet or something

>>713031184
shit taste

I'm watching this show, currently in the last season
why is everyone so fucking retarded?

>>713030985
I hate her so much it's unreal
I was waiting over half the show for her to die finally
when I saw Lalo walking in on them in the last season I almost cheered, thinking it would finally happen
but she got away with everything at the end
what a horrible fucking person she is

>>713032831
You're one of those guys who talk about how much they hate Skylar every chance they get aren't you?

>>713032946
I have been hatink on Skyler ever since her first appearance too
the reason I'm so resentful towards them is they do bad things AND NOBODY CALLS THEM OUT ON ANY OF IT
they are not punished by the universe
nobody acknowledges it in universe, and that makes me mad

>>713032946
I thought Skylar haters liked Kim tho

>>713032946
>>713033185
Kim is a better character than Skyler. And I thought Kim was worse after all the Howard shit her and Jimmy did. I'd take Kim over Skyler any day because she was just plainly better written

>>713033173
Hank and Marie acknowledged Skylar as Walt's accomplice

>>713027698 (OP)
Yjk He played the og Deus Ex

>>713033364
I'm not talking about her breaking the law, nobody cares about that

the very first thing she did was trying to force her family into huge debt just to prolong her husbands suffering for a few months, disregarding Walt's wishes

another thing that made my blood boil is her offering her estranged husband's blood money to pay for Hank's hospital bill
How does she even come to even think about spending (AND OFFERING without discussion) another person's money to someone after all she has done to Walt
and Walt the cuck he is just goes along with it
noone calls her out on anything

video games

>>713033842
people also ignore her being suicidally retarded enough to find out who jesse is and go onto his property and tell him she knows he's a drug dealer. she's even so stupid she swipes his hand away and tells him not to touch her even though SHE is on HIS private domicile. she's lucky jesse wasn't like... any other drug dealer in the show or she would've been way less fortunate

Tetris DS

>>713027698 (OP)
>Season 1-2 Jimmy
GTA Vice City, Tony Hawk Pro Skater
>S4-5 Slipping era
Runescape and EVO Online scams
>S6A-Breaking Bad era
>>713030649
>6B/Gene/Punished Jimmy era
Vidya isn't fun anymore.

>>713027698 (OP)
probably arcade cabinets, specifically pinball

>>713033842
You mean the fans don't call her out?
Becuase the only person who really knew anything she did was Walt.

video games

I am not crazy! I know he stole the Heart of Lorkhan's power with Keening and Sunder. The tools of Kagrenac, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, got those degenerate ash vampires to help him. You think this is bad? This? This CHIMcanery? He's done worse. The Dwemer! Are you telling me that the Dwemer just happened to disappear like that? No! He orchestrated it! Voryn! He built a mechanical god in the heart chamber! And I tolerated it! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own Council. What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since the First Era, couldn't keep his hands off the the Tools of Kagrenac! But not our Voryn! Couldn't be our precious Voryn! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a god? I should've stopped him when I had the chance! ..And Nerevar, you have to stop him! Yo-

>saul is presented as le charismatic mastermind who can talk himself out of any situation
>he's not charismatic at all
Bravo vince

>>713027698 (OP)
Melee

>>713033185
>Kim
Jimmy commits a federal crime and falsifies official documents, like the master spy he is, risking going into jail for a long long time JUST so his little gf can maybe get to work on a case
this eventually results in Chuck accidentally killing himself
Jimmy basically sacrifices his family and carreer for Kim to get the mesa verde case
fast forward 1 season later and Kim is like "I'm bored of this :))) I'll do something else now :P"
and Jimmy the cuck he is just goes along with it
I hate her so much it's unreal

>>713034302
not liking bob odenkirk is on you

>>713032946
Kim is infinitely better than Skylar though

>>713034243
It would make sense for someone like Jimmy to be into bethesda games.
Most of the bethesda fans I've known irl had the same sleazy attitude and play the victim every chance they get.

>>713034364
Skylar never bailed on walt
Kim bailed on saul

>>713034347
She’s also the reason Jimmy confesses in court to take full responsibility

>>713034557
All people you've known? Birds of a feather flock together

>>713034781
Damn that really got you?

>>713034873
Sounds like projection from you desu

>>713034689
Sure but Skylar also needed to be on the screen ten times less than she actually did

>>713035091
trvke

>>713030985
Yeeep

>>713035067
But I don't play Bethesda games

>>713035216
You gotta be a loser to hang around losers

>>713035348
But I don't hang around people who play Bethesda games

just fuck already

>>713033173
>AND NOBODY CALLS THEM OUT ON ANY OF IT
>they are not punished by the universe

>Skylar
>hated by her sister
>retarded son
>works as a taxi dispatch to fund her retard son and daughter
>no house, family, friends, anything

>Kim
>lives a dreary monotonous life
>Yup! boyfriend
>lawsuits incoming

They both start as trashy women and end up reverting back to being trashy women through their actions

>>713035412
You said you've known them irl. You're taking a half measure when you should go all the way

>>713027698 (OP)
Balatro

Walt did nothing wrong