I THOUGHT LOVE WAS ONLY TRUE IN FAIRYTALES!~

>>713031708 (OP)
Meant for someone else, but not for me.

>>713031708 (OP)
MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE BUT NOT FOR ME!~

>>713031997
LOVE WAS OUT TO GET ME,
THAT'S THE WAY IT SEEMED...
DISAPPOINTMENT HAUNTED ALL MY DREAMS~

>>713032407
AND THEN I SAW HER FACE!!!~

>>713032592
NOW I'M A BELIEVER!~

>>713031997
Lol mario is such a cuckh.

>>713031708 (OP)
This shit looks shockingly high resolution.

>>713032904
Gotta be for the photo mode in the game.

>>713033008
It's a cutscene clearly. You don't think they can do close to native 4k within the constraints of a cutscene?

>>713031708 (OP)
>>713032592
>>713032721
She's fucking adorable

>>713031708 (OP)
I really hope she is added to the Mario Kart World roster <3

>>713031708 (OP)
Cute and wholesome thread, OP.

>>713031708 (OP)
I can't stand that retarded expression on DK. Game looks ugly like breath of the wild

>>713031708 (OP)
>that filename
Lmfao!

>>713032592
>>713032721

>>713031708 (OP)
Post the real version

FUCKING RELAX YOU DAMN UGLY FAT BASTARDS!

>>713031997
>iyaaan, it'll never fit!

>>713032592

>the amiibo outfit removes her freckles
They better fix this before release

>>713036627
Not the way I like to do it.

>>713036732
Literally uncumonable.

>>713036732
Adult Pauline doesn't have freckles either. Diva Dress is adult Pauline's dress... I believe it's on purpose and there's some connection.

>>713037578
Freckles are a youthful characteristic, anon.

>>713032721
what the fuck is this jimmy neutron midas flopper mouthed shit? new dk sucks my nuts canonically and homosexually

>>713036147
holy shit I almost missed it

>>713032721
I'D SHOWER HER IN COCONUT CREAM PIES

>>713031708 (OP)
Looks crisp as fuck

>>713032592
Freckles are perfection<3

>>713031708 (OP)
legen-wait-for it-DAIRY!

>>713042836
His fur sleeves look like foliage.

>>713046131
More like plumage

>>713032592
>>713032721
literally just reaused pauline model and shrunk her down
yikes.....corporate nintendo can't even make brand new models, sad!

>>713050119
I sincerely doubt that anon. Her facial proportions are drastically different.

>>713031708 (OP)
>>713031997
>>713032407
>>713032592
>It's Shrek but Fionna is a kid princess and he's protecting her from a predatory king
Neat.

>>713031708 (OP)
why is donkey kong woke now

>>713051941
you mom was drastically different last night

>>713031708 (OP)
This thread is pure SOUL. It's like I woke up and it's suddenly 2008 again.

>>713052850
Sad because the graphics on this game literally look like it could be from 2008 lmfao.

>>713053087
I expect at bare minimum a switch 2 game looks as good as tropical freeze or Mario odyssey.
but this shit is so insanely cheap and low quality.

the incorrect usage of cunny as a synonym for vagina always irks me

>>713054071
It looks better than Tropical Freeze or Mario Odyssey. What I was hoping for was Ratchet & Clank Rift Apart tier visuals on the flagship Switch 2 games.

>>713055193
Cunny just means "loli pussy". It's pretty self-explanatory. I've never seen it misused around these parts.

>>713055785
>I've never seen it misused around these parts.
that's because you don't know what it means

>>713055890
Then what do (You) think it means Mr. Contrarian?

>>713056030
it's a portmanteau of cute and funny because little girls are cute and funny. nothing to do with sex organs you retarded pedophile newfag.

>>713047626
He does turn into a bird to be fair

>>713031708 (OP)
>nig with a white chick
wow, how original

>>713056318
it's both, it only caught on because of the double entendre, the term was coined on /tv/ on threads dedicated to little actresses and models

>>713056780
He is a white monkey

>>713031708 (OP)
Must be one heck of a whirlwind romance because its been leaked the main quest is around 4 hours long. Maybe you can squeeze more time out of it looking for bananas, if thats your jam.

>>713056318
It's the opposite. Cunny is diminutive for cunt, a synonym for vagina.
Cute and Funny is the smokescreen, and you fell for it, newfag.