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Anonymous No.713031708 >>713031972 >>713031997 >>713032904 >>713033538 >>713034246 >>713035443 >>713035846 >>713036147 >>713036239 >>713042836 >>713045790 >>713052491 >>713052737 >>713052850 >>713056780 >>713057384
I THOUGHT LOVE WAS ONLY TRUE IN FAIRYTALES!~
Anonymous No.713031972
>>713031708 (OP)
Meant for someone else, but not for me.
Anonymous No.713031997 >>713032407 >>713032786 >>713036287 >>713052491
>>713031708 (OP)
MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE BUT NOT FOR ME!~
Anonymous No.713032407 >>713032592 >>713052491
>>713031997
LOVE WAS OUT TO GET ME,
THAT'S THE WAY IT SEEMED...
DISAPPOINTMENT HAUNTED ALL MY DREAMS~
Anonymous No.713032592 >>713032721 >>713033538 >>713036209 >>713036627 >>713043932 >>713050119 >>713052491
>>713032407
AND THEN I SAW HER FACE!!!~
Anonymous No.713032721 >>713033538 >>713036209 >>713040971 >>713041069 >>713050119
>>713032592
NOW I'M A BELIEVER!~
Anonymous No.713032786
>>713031997
Lol mario is such a cuckh.
Anonymous No.713032904 >>713033008
>>713031708 (OP)
This shit looks shockingly high resolution.
Anonymous No.713033008 >>713033112
>>713032904
Gotta be for the photo mode in the game.
Anonymous No.713033112
>>713033008
It's a cutscene clearly. You don't think they can do close to native 4k within the constraints of a cutscene?
Anonymous No.713033538
>>713031708 (OP)
>>713032592
>>713032721
She's fucking adorable
Anonymous No.713034246
>>713031708 (OP)
I really hope she is added to the Mario Kart World roster <3
Anonymous No.713035443
>>713031708 (OP)
Cute and wholesome thread, OP.
Anonymous No.713035846
>>713031708 (OP)
I can't stand that retarded expression on DK. Game looks ugly like breath of the wild
Anonymous No.713036147 >>713040976
>>713031708 (OP)
>that filename
Lmfao!
Anonymous No.713036209
>>713032592
>>713032721
Anonymous No.713036239
>>713031708 (OP)
Post the real version
Anonymous No.713036260
FUCKING RELAX YOU DAMN UGLY FAT BASTARDS!
Anonymous No.713036287
>>713031997
>iyaaan, it'll never fit!
Anonymous No.713036627 >>713037353
>>713032592
Anonymous No.713036732 >>713037430 >>713037578
>the amiibo outfit removes her freckles
They better fix this before release
Anonymous No.713037353
>>713036627
Not the way I like to do it.
Anonymous No.713037430
>>713036732
Literally uncumonable.
Anonymous No.713037578 >>713038835
>>713036732
Adult Pauline doesn't have freckles either. Diva Dress is adult Pauline's dress... I believe it's on purpose and there's some connection.
Anonymous No.713038835
>>713037578
Freckles are a youthful characteristic, anon.
Anonymous No.713040971
>>713032721
what the fuck is this jimmy neutron midas flopper mouthed shit? new dk sucks my nuts canonically and homosexually
Anonymous No.713040976
>>713036147
holy shit I almost missed it
Anonymous No.713041069
>>713032721
I'D SHOWER HER IN COCONUT CREAM PIES
Anonymous No.713042836 >>713046131
>>713031708 (OP)
Looks crisp as fuck
Anonymous No.713043932
>>713032592
Freckles are perfection<3
Anonymous No.713045790
>>713031708 (OP)
legen-wait-for it-DAIRY!
Anonymous No.713046131 >>713047626
>>713042836
His fur sleeves look like foliage.
Anonymous No.713047626 >>713056749
>>713046131
More like plumage
Anonymous No.713050119 >>713051941
>>713032592
>>713032721
literally just reaused pauline model and shrunk her down
yikes.....corporate nintendo can't even make brand new models, sad!
Anonymous No.713051941 >>713052807
>>713050119
I sincerely doubt that anon. Her facial proportions are drastically different.
Anonymous No.713052491
>>713031708 (OP)
>>713031997
>>713032407
>>713032592
>It's Shrek but Fionna is a kid princess and he's protecting her from a predatory king
Neat.
Anonymous No.713052737
>>713031708 (OP)
why is donkey kong woke now
Anonymous No.713052807
>>713051941
you mom was drastically different last night
Anonymous No.713052850 >>713053087
>>713031708 (OP)
This thread is pure SOUL. It's like I woke up and it's suddenly 2008 again.
Anonymous No.713053087 >>713054071
>>713052850
Sad because the graphics on this game literally look like it could be from 2008 lmfao.
Anonymous No.713054071 >>713055696
>>713053087
I expect at bare minimum a switch 2 game looks as good as tropical freeze or Mario odyssey.
but this shit is so insanely cheap and low quality.
Anonymous No.713055193 >>713055785
the incorrect usage of cunny as a synonym for vagina always irks me
Anonymous No.713055696
>>713054071
It looks better than Tropical Freeze or Mario Odyssey. What I was hoping for was Ratchet & Clank Rift Apart tier visuals on the flagship Switch 2 games.
Anonymous No.713055785 >>713055890
>>713055193
Cunny just means "loli pussy". It's pretty self-explanatory. I've never seen it misused around these parts.
Anonymous No.713055890 >>713056030
>>713055785
>I've never seen it misused around these parts.
that's because you don't know what it means
Anonymous No.713056030 >>713056318
>>713055890
Then what do (You) think it means Mr. Contrarian?
Anonymous No.713056318 >>713056917 >>713058745
>>713056030
it's a portmanteau of cute and funny because little girls are cute and funny. nothing to do with sex organs you retarded pedophile newfag.
Anonymous No.713056749
>>713047626
He does turn into a bird to be fair
Anonymous No.713056780 >>713056959
>>713031708 (OP)
>nig with a white chick
wow, how original
Anonymous No.713056917
>>713056318
it's both, it only caught on because of the double entendre, the term was coined on /tv/ on threads dedicated to little actresses and models
Anonymous No.713056959
>>713056780
He is a white monkey
Anonymous No.713057384
>>713031708 (OP)
Must be one heck of a whirlwind romance because its been leaked the main quest is around 4 hours long. Maybe you can squeeze more time out of it looking for bananas, if thats your jam.
Anonymous No.713058745
>>713056318
It's the opposite. Cunny is diminutive for cunt, a synonym for vagina.
Cute and Funny is the smokescreen, and you fell for it, newfag.