Thread 713031861

>You can dress up the loli
10/10, shut up and take my money.

>>713031861 (OP)
That's a hebe, poser.

still not buying tendoid shit even if nintendo mandated lewd loli's in every game released on it

>>713031927
That's not a plant

>>713031861 (OP)
any bikinis?

>>713031992
calm down lil troll bro

>>713031992
I buy every Nintendo product even though I'll never play it to counteract those who will never buy Nintendo products. I've spent thousands over the years.

>>713032060
just swimsuits, take it or leave it

>>713032060
What do you think?

It'll get mods one day.

>>713031861 (OP)
I kinda hate how she looks
She looks like her breath smells like ass and boogers

>>713031861 (OP)
0/10, I want to undress her not put her in more clothing

>>713031861 (OP)
It's kinda weird how many pedophiles there are on this site.

cant believe tendies are now into lolis, especially with switch getting the uncensored visual novels

>>713032307
>now

>>713032297
if the entire world was anonymous youd find them everywhere else too.

>>713032307
Ninpedo entertainment

>>713032307
>now
Have you never seen a splatoon thread?

>>713031861 (OP)
Bikini?

>>713031861 (OP)
>You can UNdress the loli
I WILL NOW BUY YOUR CONSOLE
I WILL NOW BUY YOUR GAME

>>713032397
I can't imagine any of my co-workers being pedophiles.
Not to say It's impossible, I just think this site overrepresents pedos.

>>713032307
>Pokemon
>Splatoon
Nigger what the fuck are you talking about

>>713032549
tell me there's an actual uncensored edit

Not buying a console for two games

>>713032549
where's the rest mansley

>>713032632
I saw another version of this pic where the whole body was censored. I assume there is one.

>>713032262
Lmao thought the same

>>713032307
>Now

>>713032549
Literally all the low effort pauline smut is gona reference this im sure

>>713031927
Pauline is NOT jewish

>>713032307
>Suddenly

>>713031861 (OP)
If she doesnt have pantyshots (with fully modeled panties that hug tightly to the skin) when she wears a skirt then this game is literally 0/10

>>713031861 (OP)
Calling it now, the outfit you get from the new amiibo will be the only one with a dress/skirt, meaning you have to buy it if you want a chance to see an upskirt shot.
Not that it'll be anything other than a black void or shorts, but pedos will buy truckloads of them anyways.

She's not a loli.

>Canonically 13 which means hebe at the bare minimum
>De-aged in the story so everyone knows she's still a hag
>Most of her outfits are feminist propaganda like jeans and vests
>Coomers already coping by talking about her feet since the design is garbage
>VA in both English and Japanese barely sounds childlike at all

Oh and for the record I'm not a lolicon, just telling it like it is

>>713032549
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAFPAFAPAF

>>713031927
Only pedophiles make this distinction

>>713036810
>De-aged in the story so everyone knows she's still a hag

>>713036810
I am a lolicon and there's very little appeal here. This whole thing feels extremely forced because the game doesn't look interesting.

>>713032551
Blame the meme bear

>>713036810
>feminist propaganda like jeans

She's so cute
https://files.catbox.moe/djhc1x.png

>>713037332
This is now the 4th Mario thread you've entered today solely to spam cuckshit that has nothing to do with anything. Don't make me have to reply to you again, freak.

>>713032307
What is a Pokemon and what is a Splatoon.

Idk either.

>>713031861 (OP)
Her hair looks really stupid.

>>713032307
>now
lol lmao

>>713034468
>from the mario version of jew york
riiiiiiight

>>713032307
>Suddenly
Pokemon is full of underaged girls and Misty was the first for many.

>>713031927
>thinks loli refers to age
You gotta learn to lie better, tourist.

>>713036523
You can already see a bit of black dress under the red dress. Its literally going to be two legs sticking out of the black void.

>>713032262
>She looks like her breath smells like ass and boogers
she's a teen New Yorker. Of course it does and that's a good thing.

>>713037851
nice...

>>713031861 (OP)
There's a cowgirl outfit.

>>713036810
see >>713040185

>>713032551
Most women have fully developed sexual characteristics at like 12. There are girls in middle school with D-cup tits. People who say they aren't attracted to them are fucking liars, myself included if anyone asks outside of 4chan. That's just how our social structure turned out due to puritanism and feminism, but base biology doesn't care about that.

>>713040185
>ironic weeb calling anyone else a tourist
Cute.

>>713031927
That's not sky from fnf, bosnian.

>>713031861 (OP)
wait really? nice, okay I'm in

>>713036810
>Most of her outfits are feminist propaganda like jeans
shut up skirt and jeans is peak tomboy cunny fit.

>>713037851
Looks like young Tarzan.

>>713042285
Well it's pretty fitting

>>713033525
Does anyone have the boob edit of this card? Faggot keeps deleting his shit.

>>713040896
>t. pedophile

Cute...

>>713040896
I like loli but this shit is so fucking retarded. If you find a real life middle schooler with d-cups attractive, do a flip.

>>713031927
how is that a hebe

doesn't look like it it with those proportions

>>713045113
These outfits are overdesigned.

>>713041841
how are those remotely similar to the over sized jeans in the op

>>713045597
It's just a shirt, pants, vest and hat, what the fuck is over designed about it?

>>713032307
>now

>>713045597
these are simple compared to your average Nippon character design

>>713045616
The anon I was replying to just mentioned jeans and not baggy jeans.

>>713041029
>Knowing what a loli is is ironic weeb.
No need to keep faking you know anime.

>>713032060
faggot

>>713032284
>lolifags

>>713032307
>now

>>713031861 (OP)
KILL ALL PEDOPHILES

>>713031861 (OP)
Jesus Christ, you just know who is going to buy this garbage.

>>713036810
>feminist propaganda like jeans and vests
Please take a break from the Internet

She's not quite ugly, but definitely not attractive.
I'm pretty sure these threads are all made by trolls.

>>713031927
she's like two feet tall

>>713031861 (OP)
>Extends your banana time by 10%
I don't play the game, what do they mean by this?

>>713051420
Me on the left

>>713036903
*only pedophiles get upset at the distinction

>>713051659
It extends the time your transformations last by 10%.

I don’t know a single person fucking with amiibos. Do they even sell well?

>>713036903
Only pedophiles even know the difference to begin with.

aaaannnnnd sold

>>713052008
nintendo kept them around for multiple generations, so they had to at least sell enough for that.

>>713045113
Did they have to include a hawaiian shirt? Was it not conservative enough to have a lifevest over a full-body wetsuit?

I can understand why there'd be no bikini swimwear and even a one-piece would be pushing it, but this is full-body swimwear with two more layers on top. It has NoA's stench all over it

>>713052008
I have a Peach one and an Inkling one, so nothing interesting for me in the new game sadly. Might get that Pauline/DK one eventually, it's pretty cute...

>>713031861 (OP)
Thats a very ugly loli. Looks like a midget.

>>713052028
this is so funny to me. normal people have no idea that there's even a difference and only an actual pedo would point it out. I don't care if there's a separate word for people over 13, you probably still want to fuck actual children too if you feel the need to point it out.

>>713052172
is this arttroon really trying to take over shadman's shtick?

Is the lusting over little girls thing ironic?

>>713052720
Nah, it's pretty on brand for troons. There's a reason why these adult men think they are entitled to go in to elementary schools even though they don't have children.

>>713052402
>only an actual pedo would point it out.
That and know-it-alls
>separate word for people over 13
over 10 actually. especially for girls.

>>713052805
>over 10 actually.
amazing how you people can't even help but tell on yourselves.

do your job specials agents

>>713052402
Hello pedo

>>713052720
It's a defence mechanism to keep out undesirables.

>>713052920
>If I call him a pedo, nobody will suspect that I am one!
>Delightfully devilish, Sneedmore

>>713045113
Gross she's fat.

Also why the fuck does a 13yr old need a kids life vest.

damn I love ai

>>713052172
I hate ESLs so fucking much

But is there any Donkey Kong porn yet?

>>713031861 (OP)
I only see hijab-tier trash there though

>>713052720
Many 4chan users never matured into adults mentally so theyre still attracted to the same thing they were as children.

>>713052873
yeah I'm a fucking know-it-all. which would make you the pedo then.

>>713052028
Well presumably also lawyers specializing in sex crimes, since it is actually relevant to properly prosecuting pedos.

>>713031861 (OP)
So if Cranky Kong was the one kidnapping Pauline in the original, how is Pauline a child here?

>13
ummm
brosissies?...

>>713032307
>now
This is how you get free replies, huh

>loli
only in the japanese version

>>713053076
I really do think there's some kind of merit to this. a 30 year old man who has never even kissed a girl is probably going to feel like he can't relate to anybody his own age.

>>713037332
>my name is john and I hate every one of you, this is my bitch

>>713052720
They're losers so they are no danger to little girls.

>>713053194
I’m 24 and I’ve never been in a relationship and I’m attracted to people my age and milfs.

>>713053130
dropped

>>713032307
>tendies

>>713053000
Being unable to appreciate the difference between someone who is approaching sexual maturity and a fucking child is a pretty big tell

>>713053017
Catbox. Now.

>>713032307
>Thinks this is anything new
Lol. Lmao even.

>>713053168
Of course the pedo capitol would call a child a young singer.

>>713053076
>>713053194
This is roastie cope, there are pedos of all kinds and social conditions, the only thing that we have in common is loving little girls.

>>713045168
Why do you want all men on earth to kill themselves?

So is this young Cranky Kong and the Cranky Kong you see here is Cranky kong's father?

>>713045113
Cute Hucklecunny Finn cosplay, Pauline!

>>713053369
>laws are literally arbitrary and only exist to oppress me!
>I should be allowed to rape children because I feel like it!
why am I not legally allowed to rob banks? this is a witch hunt.

>>713053647
>caring this much about a timeline established 40 years ago in an arcade game that had zero story

>>713053369
>a fucking child
A WHAT child!?!!?

>>713053710
That's not what I said ;)

>>713040896
>I should be allowed to rape children! Also I am a real woman, stop telling me to dilate!

>>713032307
Its a safe loli.

>>713053324
how old is Becky?

>>713032307
>now

>>713052720
No. /v/pedos have been ruining games discussion since Ape Escape 3. I mean it's not entirely everyone on the board but a specific section of it that has been with us for a while.

>>713053843
She's 6. Anya's 5. Pic related is 0. Age doesn't matter.

>>713052720
No

>>713053647
My idea is that this takes place in the present day since other characters are normal like Diddy and Dixie, Pauline probably just got "half" cured from her rock form resulting in a childlike state instead of fully adult. Just a theory though.

>>713053710
The Age of consent is 16, bitch.

I doubt Pauline was a rock before she became a woman, /v/.

>>713053941
If it wasn't for Sayaka I wouldn't have tried playing that game.
And I am not alone
Cute girls are important to video games

>>713052172
Who the fuck is the girl at far right?

>>713054182
It's young Elsa

>>713054117
YWNBAR

>>713053130
japan is always so weird with ages
reminds me of amy rose in SA1, who was apparently supposed to be only 12, but lived by herself in an apartment in the middle of a huge city, went grocery shopping, etc.

>>713053734
>Introduces an ape called DK
>DK JR. was going to be in Country, but was redesigned to Diddy Kong upon Miyamoto 's request implying that the DK in DKC is the same as the original
>"Actually this DK's grandfather is the original DK because he says so!"
>64 releases
>"Actually Cranky is his father! Diddy Kong wasn't a redesign of DK JR. you're playing as a grown up DK JR!"
>Actually this DK was the original DK all along and he's kidnapping Pauline again! Save Pauline with the mini robots!
>Actually Cranky is back and he was the original DK! Here's a trophy description to prove it!
>We're releasing a prequel to Mario Odyssey! Play as DK in his prime years! Pauline was his friend when she was young, and the kidnapping fit was out of jealousy! Cranky is here too!

>>713053521
me on the left

she's not pauline, she's a rock princess who wishes she was human so she grows a body but when they get to the surface at the end of the game she realizes her real home is in the depths so she goes back

>>713053130
What an old hag

Anons, is too simple, Loli Pauline was taken out from the past by the villains for their big plan and at the end she makes her wish and is returned to the past (and loses her memory of the game events in order to avoid a paradox). DK is sad but for the first time he actually thinks and realizes something, he then puts up a nice suit and takes a flight to new dong city, meets adult Pauline who at first doesn't recognize him but then she remembers everything.

If you're able to paint her toenails with outfits, similar to DK's fur, I'm preordering this shit right now. Also, please have flip flops.

>>713054124
>And I am not alone
If you didn't grow up with a PS1 in childhood you are alone. Ape Escape holds a special place in the memories of gamers as a franchise for being a unique idea in general. Originally showcasing the dual shock controller capabilities, but it was beyond a tech demo because of the game idea itself stood out enough.

>>713054453
I had a nintendo because I didn't play the poser system

>>713053508
>of course they would call a young girl a young girl

>>713054330
but they're going down, so she can wish to go home...

>>713052172
>esl
>also a pedophile
Like pottery

>>713052136
>Did they have to include a hawaiian shirt?
It's the other half of DK's pants.

Thanks Twitter

I really really pity mods and jannies right now

>>713054453
I was a Nintendo kid growing up.
Only until adulthood did I have the chance to branch out.
What I like about PSX is how flawless it can be emulated on anything.

>>713054768
why? they are getting a ton of overtime pay right now.

>>713054103
>I'm not a pedo, even though I can prattle off the age of consent for every single country

>>713031861 (OP)
>10/10, shut up and take my monkey.

Fixed.

>>713054747
>*seth rogan laugh*

I will now buy your game.

>>713031861 (OP)
All these pedo threads are actually gonna make me.miss the doom posting snoys talking about this game.

>>713054768
They do it for free

>>713054882

Japanese game devs be like...

>>713054747
How did they come to this conclusion

>>713054453
>Ape Escape holds a special place in the memories of gamers as a franchise
Ape Escape was a financial failure. pedo-kun is right. nobody gives a shit about Ape Escape 3 outside of speedrun trannies and lolicons

>>713053017
I'm convinced the uncensored version of this image just doesn't exist

>>713031861 (OP)
>The cowboy outfit was for Pauline, not DK
I'm a little disappointed to be honest

>>713054993
I'm assuming it's because he's in love with her in other games like Mario vs Donkey Kong

Based Nintenpedo

>>713049960
cool it with the antisemitism

>>713032307
>especially with switch getting the uncensored visual novels
They get censored not uncensored.

>>713054691
that's a well fed lg

>>713032307
>especially

>>713054993
It's a troon, they're basing their guesses on personal experience

>>713054691
Nice

>>713054882
>banjo kazooie but with lolis

>>713053416
>>713055074
It DOES exist the pauline nudes.... the pauline nudes are REAL!
https://files.catbox.moe/vmsgkb.png

>>713031927
You're the fucking poser, that has been acceptable as loli in anime/hentai for decades before you were born.
You're not going to rewrite the meaning of terms like some leftist roach.

>>713054068
The only way to make it make sense in my mind is that Lady and Jumpman are the grandparents of Mario, Luigi, and Pauline. Dr. Mario is Mario and Luigi's father. Mario and Pauline are cousins, which in Japan isn't considered incest.

>>713054453
Why are people responding to this post as if a human wrote it?

>>713054645
except they didn't. "Talented young singer" could mean someone who is 20.

>>713054993
They see an adut male character and a female child character together. Since they are unable to conceptualize any relationship that isn't sexual, they assume something sexual must be going on.

>>713031861 (OP)
where are her shoes

>>713054747
>I'm gonna ignore DK's girlfriend and headcanon that DK and Pauline are fucking so that makes DK a disgusting groomer!

>>713054845
>You know the law and don't see anyone under the magical age of 18 as literal babies? Your a pedo!
Good thing emotional retards like you aren't have a government job.

>>713036523
That... doesn't look good.

>>713055937
Kind of crazy that her design was in a Nintendo game, the 90s were amazing

>>713055634
I can't wait to mod my switch to get this skin

>>713055937
She looks like a monkey

I never understood why Nintendo don't make tons of games staring DK do they not respect him? Also where is this taking place?
>>713032549
Nice try.
>>713053130
>13
how she looks eight.

>>713031861 (OP)
shes 13. shes a VERY underdeveloped 13. I once saw two women at a toddlers birthday party. the women weren't women, they were 13 year old girls. tall, huge tits, the whole thing.

pauline in comparison looks like maybe an 8 year old

>>713055812
You're right it's friendship but it does make things a bit awkward if you think about other DK games if cranky king is retconned.

>>713045168
>>713053814
>>713053710
>>713054845
nta but answer me this conundrum:

1) Currently, it is perfectly societally ok for 14-17 year old girls to have sex with boys. Every normie knows this, they know it happens all the time, they are ok with this and think it is natural. In other words, they are physically mature by definition and can consent.
2) If they should have sex with anyone over 18, however, it is a horrendous crime of nature.
3) Most countries globally and even most US states have AOC laws between 14-17.

I ask any one of you to please make sense of these 3 points for me. I genuinely want to understand. I don't care for snarky remarks or bogeyman accusations, I want you to try to convince me. That is if you really care about this issue from a moral standpoint and not for clout.

>>713056121
This is why fictional ages are retarded. Can't tell you how many times I janked it to a fictional character who looked like they were late 20s, but retards called me a pedo because the canon age is 17.

I'm a hag chad through and through but the cunny posters keep normalfags away so they get a pass in my book.

>>713053972
when are you going to draw Roll, dude

>>713056262
i think thats why she looks 8. since everyone from 13 to 20 look 14 in anime, she needs to look like a toddler so she won't be confused for an adult

>>713055634
>says nudes
>microbikini
Whitebeard....fuck off you schizo.

>>713056639
Meanwhile Ash is 10, but his XY design could pass as 20 in some shots.

>>713053130
She ain't the only thing that transformed into a rock

>>713054993
he has a rape face and he literately is in love with Pauline and kidnaps her.
remember the plot of King Kong? that's what DK was based on.

>>713056886
I still think it's bizarre when I watched King Kong as a little kid my parents described the ape and lady as boyfriend and girlfriend and didn't say anything about it being wrong. Why are boomers like this?

>>713056232
>1) Currently, it is perfectly societally ok for 14-17 year old girls to have sex with boys. Every normie knows this, they know it happens all the time, they are ok with this and think it is natural. In other words, they are physically mature by definition and can consent.
Physically mature, but not mentally. Teens are extremely emotional and easy to manipulate by adults, which is why there's a number in place to legally prevent that from happening.
>2) If they should have sex with anyone over 18, however, it is a horrendous crime of nature.
Not a crime of "nature" but still a bit weird, and definitely manipulative, same reason as above
>3) Most countries globally and even most US states have AOC laws between 14-17.
Yeah, 14-17 is the age of consent within that same range with eachother. 17 w/ 18 or 19 is fine but not too far off otherwise it starts getting creepy.

>>713052720
why are old women not attractive?
I think you should blame them for not being attractive not us.

I just hope the vocal tracks are good, the voice acting already is pretty bad so I'm hoping there isn't much of it. I wasn't a huge fan of Odyssey's vocal track so I hope they aren't trying to milk that shit with Pauline in this one

>>713054882
Genuinely what the fuck is with all the volumetric fog in this and Mario Kart World

>>713057315
It's trying to hide the LOD.
what's bizzare is the models are already low poly garbage with shit textures up close.

I don't get how MKW and this shit are on 9th generation hardware but are using tiny textures and low poly counts that would look bad even on GameCube.

>>713056232
False premise, most states have Romio and Juliet laws which allow for minors/adults to be within 3 years of each other.

Also no, not everyone is okay with the concept of teen sex, a huge chunk of the population is against it and 1 in 3 Americans are still virgins by their 18th birthday

>>713057315
Its in TotK too, Nintendo just does it by default now for games with huge worlds

Did that oppai loline anon ever finish his pic?

>>713057873
I hope not, I reported him to the authorities after archiving his post

>>713031927
Still cute

>>713031861 (OP)
Big day for the kiddie diddlers

The term "loli" and the people who use it creep me out.

>>713051583
Her hips are massive though
https://litter.catbox.moe/yslar1d5wrir8ai4.png

>>713058218
Uoohh

>>713058218
Kyojiri loli erotic.
Are we in for a rise of tushy loli to compensate the absence of pailolis?

>>713058078
unWelcome to the internet, new anon

>finally get a brand new 3D DK game for the first time in 30 years
>looks like the spiritual successor to hulk ultimate destruction
>lolicons ruin all discussion of the game because of their degenerate pedophilia
The monkey paw strikes again

>>713031861 (OP)
Hey I figure out where Pauline curves went

>>713037221
But nobody is "forcing" Pauline or making a big deal out of her, she just... is.

>>713058445
Don't you mean Kong Paw

>>713058556
this is AI, right?
It's getting hard to tell bros... am I getting blind?

she has no style, she has no grace

>>713058704
look at her irises you stupid shit

>>713058704
Bro look at the bananas, of course it's AI

>>713058556
>>713058684
I want her to step on my banana

>>713058542
>tiny
>is one of the tallest
>donkey
>isn't a donkey
>diddy
>isn't a pedo
>dixie
>doesn't have a penis
What is the deal with this franchise

>>713057064
You admit they are physically mature. Then, are men who are attracted them inherently immoral for doing do? You also mention mental maturity, which I understand. But I guess the baseline for the argument has to be our different views on what kinds of relationships are compatible. I believe that a "man of the house" deal is not harmful, that men seeking to be the stronger and more reliable partner is more than natural, and even healthy, and that they are more than capable of being noble if they are encouraged to be so. It's why men by and large seek younger partners and women overwhelmingly seek older partners. You, on the other hand, view relationships with unequal power dynamics as inherently harmful and dangerous, a view spurned by feminism. The crux of the issue is then on social engineering and NOT on inherent "pedophilia" or "creepiness".
>>713057595
>False premise, most states have Romio and Juliet laws which allow for minors/adults to be within 3 years of each other.
and absolutely no mention of 99% of the known world with laws below 18?
>Also no, not everyone is okay with the concept of teen sex, a huge chunk of the population is against it and 1 in 3 Americans are still virgins by their 18th birthday
Fair enough. If that's what the zoomer reality is, I'll take your word for it. Although that's not the picture the media has painted. From the 80s to present day, from every single horror and teen movie, to modern shows like Skins and Euphoria, the teenage world is one of rampant sexuality. I also remember it to be the case when I was younger. So you can understand my confusion.

>>713058704
Ir's AI. Doesn't get the bracelet right sadly but otherwise it's... versatile.

>>713053424
Cute.

>>713032307
You find it hard to believe that the system that houses smelly smashfags is filled with pedos? LOOOOOOOOL

>>713053130
good enough for humbert humbert then good enough for me

>>713058218
>litter
https://files.catbox.moe/7pcqhl.png

>>713053076
I'm 40 and every woman my age looks like my decrepit mother to me.
I'm only attracted to high school girls.

Camera mode will be interesting, especially with their different outfits. All those angles... imagine the possibilities.
Incorporate Switch VR into it, put the goggles on and go nuts.

>>713058037
I notice you completely abandoned the idea of talking about video games now. it's just random quotes and random insults. Like a spambot, but with less recorded lines.

>>713059991
Go bananas.

>>713058704
>It's getting hard to tell
Spend some time browsing Pixiv, you'll pick it up automatically

>>713032284
Pedophilia is a sexual orientation/preference from birth just like being gay, so it stands to readon that there is a LOT of pedophiles out there just like how theres lots of gays

>>713057958
That's pretty gay of you

>>713058445
I dunno bro, people will be talking and then that one fag starts spamming about pedos

>>713059967
>I'm only attracted to high school girls.
At least they're biologically mature. Some people are genuinely attracted to little kids, freakin' creepy

>>713054286
She did WHAT with human men at that age?

>>713031861 (OP)
The game would be better if it was a shota instead.

>>713052172
Where the fuck is Vanelope's hair candy!?

>>713058704
Of course it is you tard.

>>713054882
Pregmata ToT

>>713064506
I ate it.

>>713031861 (OP)
>you can dress the hecking cunny uoooh sexo vagina infantil uooh
>OMG HER FEET ARE SO HOT X3
when will you just admit to bing pedophiles already?

>>713032307
>now
did you forget Pokemon

>>713065176
Nothing wrong with being a pedo as long as you dont watch cp or touch irl kids.

https://files.catbox.moe/0dqaap.png

>>713065248
>Nothing wrong with being a pedo
whatever happened to the "we're just posting cute girls" cope?

>>713065321
Im a different anon, I just barely rolled into this thread.
Being a pedo isnt a problem as long as you dont hurt any real people.

And just like that Pauline is my favorite Mario character.

>>713065407
im so proud of you anon! say you should try saying this on a mainstream social media and to your friends and parents with your name visible you can really push for acceptance.

>>713032549
My banaza time is 1000% extended

>>713065461
Im not delusional anon, I know thats not how people think in the general world.
Instead they use it as "look how much of a good person I am" virtue signaling and those who seems most against it end up being the type of pedos that actually commit crimes.

>>713065461
People should unironically try and get that stigma out of the fetish.
It's the same equivalent of furries (heck, down to "Cubs" if you wanna go far).
Everyone is just acting super prudish like their pastor/rabbi/entertainer told them to.

>be a pedo
>hurt children and mentally scar them
>this is bad because children are hurt in the process

>be a lolicon
>fantasize about drawings of things that don't exist
>nobody is hurt in the process (unless the artist actually kidnapped a child and forced her naked to draw her like such, that would be pedophilia)
It's not that hard to understand what you should be fighting against rather than wasting your time virtual signaling for the rights of drawings.

>>713060620
She looks like she would wear swimming trunks and go topless at the beach pretending to be called paul

>>713055634
this NEEDS to be an onirism mod NOW

>>713031927
in age yes but she does not look her age

These are the same people calling trannies groomers

>>713065248
Very sexy drawing nice job anon

>>713066007
what the fuck is with you retards and this cope? Jacking off to "fictional children" often leads to an obsession with the real thing. Look at the pragmata freaks

>>713055634
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

>>713066541
if someone edits it further, we absolutely can

>>713052008
I have a Lucario someone gave me as a gift.
I don't even like Lucario that much, I just liked the playstyles in brawl to a point it kinda became my main.

>>713066007
Based and real.

>>713036523
I want to buy it just because it's DK merch, I don't even plan of buying a switch 2 until the prize drops

>>713059651
What model is that and how to get that 3D look?

Reminder.

https://youtu.be/whACbBa5pd0?t=1703

>>713066465
buddy it's been 12 years now since I've began fapping to lolis I think you have to be very detached from reality to think this.

>>713062519
nothing
she's clearly saving herself for sonic you dumb ape

>>713054296
Almost as if trying to fit a timeline into DK is even more retarded than it was in Zelda.

>>713066912
what is a Lucario?
Lucio from OW?

>>713055634
>Completely flat
>doesn't have budding breasts like she should
what a sham.

I'm gonna fire in spurts that's for sure...

>>713037332
>commander cant fuck one sexbot
i fell for the bait

>>713066007
>just a drawing
>"a drawing of what?"
Well?

>>713068000
HOLY BAZED. Is that OC?

>>713066007
>It's ok officer, I'm just a pedophile in moderation!

Does DK like cunny?

>>713067453
Seethe fleabag

>>713067947
Lucario amiibo, it's the jackal dog thing from pokemon.
It's whole gimmick is that if it took damage or was a stock down it gained a bit of damage and a lot of knock back, if you could maintain the damage or lost a stock early then kept the damage it became kind of a wrecking ball.
It was very fun to use in brawl.

>>713068000
blessed be thy trips, checked

>>713068351
seethe at what
she isn't real you literal monkey mobilefag

>>713036810
>Jeans are feminist propaganda
Lmao. Right-wing is truly insane. DK whistling was considered woke as well. And walking is woke too.

>>713068475
Uh oh melty.

>>713068498
>Lmao. Right-wing is truly insane
Who said anything about right-wing? These lefty companies themselves say they are:
>jeans can be considered feminist. They have evolved from practical workwear to a symbol of female empowerment and rebellion against traditional gender roles, particularly during the feminist movements of the 1960s and 70s. Wearing jeans, especially those traditionally considered "men's clothing," became a way for women to express their individuality and challenge societal norms.

>>713036523
Isn't there already a Pauline amiibo?
wouldn't it make more sense for that to give that costume... or just have the costume in the game?
oh but nintendo just needs to sell more cheap plastic with a 2cent NFC tag.

>>713068685
The costume IS in the game. The amiibo is just for an early unlock.

>>713068607
NTA, but I'd consider anyone who listens to the left in any capacity insane.

>>713068829
lol you dishonest retard
you lost

>>713054882
Gaming is saved.

>>713068796
Source?

>>713069056
Nintendo themselves, duh.
https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1935328100784435581

>>713069097
People seem to forget that Nintendo has eased off on exclusivity via Amiibo since the Switch era.

>>713069228
They stopped because people complained about literal game difficulty options being locked to them. (Zelda TP 2x hard), (Metroid 2 fusion suit).

>>713069097
nice, one aspect where Nintendo isn't greedy.
Buying a $30 amiibo after spending $110 on the game to not even get all the content would be insane.

>>713031927
Friendly reminder that Jared Fogle used this argument in court and still lost.

>>713069361
he lost because there's recordings of him going "oh yeah, you like 11 year olds?"

>>713060329
Heterosexuality*

>>713054738
>using the word EXPAND instead of increase.
nice

>>713049960
I support Iran too mate

>>713052172
you can tell this was made by a south american

>>713066465
Like playing violent games makes you want to do violent things IRL.
Just because you fantasize about something doesn't mean you want it IRL. People who have sexual fantasies about non-con for example. Some people likes just 2D stuff in general.
The moment you insist that loli is wrong and bad, you must ban all erotic fiction with illegal elements. Furry is too close to zoo stuff. Noncon as well. Incest fantasy is off the table.
Then comes games and other fiction with illegal elements. Stealing, drugs, violence, destruction of public property, resisting police m... If you wanna go full USA, ban stuff church thinks is immoral like fantasy literature with magic etc.

You could always say you are just uncomfortable with loli/shota. I'm personally uncomfortable with ryona stuff but don't want to ban it. It would be selfish.

>>713054993
Heavy projection?

>>713054993
According to feminism you cannot date or even lust for any woman you knew before she turned 18 otherwise it's sexual assault.

>>713068291
The officer wouldnt care because he hasn't hurt anybody, why would you go to jail for just masturbating to drawings? retard

Is it just me or has Nintendo gotten more "pedo friendly" recently?

>>713068175
Reminder that rape is a very popular tag throughout the world, only second to NTR. It doesn't mean those people would want to be NTR'd irl or rape/get raped.

>>713069994
You forgot they are a Japanese company and for them cute lolis are completely fine and normal in their society?

>>713068291
>"Officer! Officer! I have witnessed a rape!"
>*Links someone's Corruption of Champions savefile*
>"He even fucked some animals! ARREST THEM! NOW! THEY MIGHT RAPE SOMEONE IRL NEXT!!"

>>713069994
>recently
Splatoon came out ten years ago.

Pretty funny

>>713070258
Now this is Goblinism!

>>713069994
Kids are universally cute, kids like them, teens pretend not to like them to fit in, adults like them, because kids embody the joy of dreaming, their innocence fills you with happiness and hope for the forsaken world, they are great protagonists to drive home the sense of wonder
Also it can't get any worse than Fire Emblem Engage letting you marry a 9 year old anyway

>>713053130
Out of 10?

>>713069860
>hurrr but what about violent video games
no, it's not like that at all, retard

>>713054882
>>713069054
Correct.

She looks like she gives sloppy blowjobs and meanest rimjobs ever.

>>713070603
Cool argument, unfortunately I just did an elaborate contraption that forces you to drown, in Minecraft.

>>713069994
>recently

>>713036523
Nope. I researched that because I didn’t want to open the box if I didn’t have to.

>>713070603
How so?
It is a fictional act of what?

Ironic pedophilia is still pedophilia

>>713070258
Loli Pauline is great but I would've preferred a shortstack Pauline instead.

>>713071121
Erase furryshit and I’ll start caring about lolishit

>>713070491
No they’re not. Real kids are annoying retards. 2D is great though

>disgusting feet in my face the whole time
>trousers
>the most the other outfits reveal is unappealingly shaped calves
I will not buy this game

>>713068498
>And walking is woke too.
It can be when you do it as a statement against "car culture", when instagram womyn do it to prove men are sexist cat-callers and when libshits do it in ghettos to prove they are not that dangerous.

>>713071870
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Must be American problem.
Tho I do live in a 3rd world shithole that is culturally Russian according to American Right-Wing so what can i say.

>>713053130
japs cannot into sizes and ages

>>713071870
Lmao the mental illness is real

>>713066109
I love that tag

>>713057518
Anything with terrain destruction is always gonna look a bit crappy

>>713067987
Shes not as tall as she should be so I can excuse it

>>713058704
It really is getting harder, especially for terrain.

>>713058735
This rock is sitting on my face

>>713036810
Loli is a body type, not an age range, you dingus.

>>713052496
ShadowReaper predates the fall of Shad

>>713031861 (OP)
La goon fest.

>>713036810
>feminist propaganda like jeans
Holy shit the chuds are growing more unhinged each day lmfao

>>713032297
Some of us just wanted to be fathers and would adopt a princess.

>>713032297
>It's kinda weird how many pedophiles there are on this site.
If this is news to you then you're a tourist.

No no its fine continue to defend the rights of drawings and waste the time and tax payer money reporting people looking at drawings as pedophiles to agencies that deal with this, im sure they enjoy having their time wasted when they could be dealing with real pedophiles but you had to virtue signal on 4chan for all those fake drawings to feel like your a big strong man who saved a fictinal child, while a real child somewhere is in need of real help.

is that a training bra underneath?

>>713054738
>>713069537

somebody post the cat allergic comic

>>713031927
She looks like a pre-schooler

>>713073252
A body type based on prepubescent children

>>713056103
>how she looks eight.

Nintendo censorship right out the gate.

> 13 despite 8 year old size and proportions
> super baggy jeans that not even boys wear

>>713078179
How is it "censorship" to make her 13 instead of 8? 13 is prime. 8 would be safer. You're just looking for excuses to be mad.

>>713056232
society is fucking retarded. More news at 11.

>>713070258
NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN!

>>713078250
why not model her design with a 13 year old's proportion if she's 13?

>>713056232
>>713078263

As an addendum, the rush to push for female rights and sexual liberation is destroying this society. Look no farther than the prison rate in correlation to growing up in single mommy households after being born a bastard; like 70%. Sooner or later society is going to refactor itself to being family prioritized from its current individual minded. And down goes females' rights and the age of consent falling back down (but with the caveat that people are forced into marriage with who the first person they sleep with).

>>713036810
>>713056121
>13
She looks 6

>>713031861 (OP)

girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

>>713078357
It's just a more toon/chibi artstyle. The girls in this image are all 14 (except the one 17 year old and one 9 year old), these are the official heights, look at the difference the artstyle makes. Also probably makes it easier for her to fit on DK's back.

>>713031861 (OP)

girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

>>713037851
very cool that I got a 3 day all boards for criticizing islam on /co/ but this gets to stay up....

>>713070491
>Also it can't get any worse than Fire Emblem Engage letting you marry a 9 year old anyway
Ackshually, loli Anna is 11, the only one younger is the little medic boy Jean (10)

>>713054882
Yet no one has the balls to make a game like this but with the genders swapped.

anyone got that one doujin panel where the glasses loli kisses the guy then goes "you're a pedo"?

>>713079948
Wasn't that technically NieR Automata

>>713080152
Here you go. I would appreciate if some drawfag could make a pauline/DK edit of this.

>>713054882
The Loli Backpack genre

>>713080296
This work both ways. In fact, it works in any way you arrange the panels.

>>713057315
You should try going outside and see what nature is like.

>>713080494
where?

>>713081794
New Delhi has smog just like Wokey Kong

>>713054747
>those flags
>that post
Ironic

>>713031861 (OP)
Why are they showing this in a kid's game?
Are nintendo a bunch of degenerate pedophiles?

>>713054882
Love this dynamic

>>713066007
what if the artist paid a pedophile from overseas to supply him with old magazines of naked children for reference?

>>713041841
Im not going to defend that guy but this style always reeked of "Im too unconfident to show my legs. B-but i'm still so cool right?" It looks as stupid and pointless as wearing a bodywarmer over a coat or socks over your shoes.
Also it's nothing like what Pauline is wearing.

>>713053168
French version also calls her young girl.

On that note, in case there are french anons in this thread, there is a snippet with her french dub on the nintendo app and she seems to be dubbed by Adeline Chetail

>>713068175
The "drawing of what" argument is so fucking shitty its unreal.
I've always been into militairy stuff and guns. And drew it. Doesnt mean i want to shoot anyone.
I-is that a picture of mushroom joker?
"Well t-that must mean your a huge stoner that wants to bomb a hospital."

>>713031861 (OP)
Smalline

>>713032297
When you reaches 30, your pedophilic nature will be increased by twice. Its a force of nature. it cant be stopped

>>713060329
>theres lots of gays
Actually there isn't nearly as many naturally born faggots as it appears. Most of self-proclaimed faggots nowadays are either groomed by society or are just straight people with retarded fetishes that could be perceived as homosexuality, like being "bi" (desperate enough to fuck anything) or being attracted to "feminine men".
The definition of homosexuality has been so broadened that even the """researchers"""" backtracked the claim that faggots are born as faggots so that people couldn't point out that media is grooming straight people into deviancy.

>>713082260
>degenerate
no
>pedophiles?
obviously

>>713071767
>>the most the other outfits reveal is unappealingly shaped calves

Did you really think they were going to show the most revealing ouftits in the showcase video ?

>>713071870
Cars are bad.

>>713036810
I love it when gamergaters show their true colors. This nigger is crying because a child isn't slutty enough

absolutely kino post

>>713036810
>>Most of her outfits are feminist propaganda like jeans and vests
LOL get a load of this goy

I bet if it was a furry you'd be grandstanding on morality instead, hypocrite.

>>713086272
Loli is pedophilia.
>"B-but fur- ACK!"
I like humanoid adult anatomy. Cope

I like the zebra power

Lolibro here. This Pauline doesn't do it for me ¯\\(ツ)/¯

>>713087294
T~T

>>713083674
Loline

>>713087294
>>713088248
Why does she have freckles?

>>713037332
Raymond seems like a bro, I'd dap him up and ask for some jack before wishing them a good night.

>>713088950
Her city alt confirms she conceals them with makeup

>>713088950
I told Shigeru to add them

>>713031861 (OP)
Pedophile

>>713031927
It's spelled poseur

>>713090424
If you're a faggot frenchman.

does anyone have the full of this? can you catbox it?
https://files.catbox.moe/c52tro.PNG

Is it just me or has loli shit gotten SIGNIFICANTLY more popular in the last few years?
Like we nearly back to early 2000s levels by now

>>713091280
just you

>>713091275
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/713032581/#713065579

>>713083480
>The "drawing of what" argument is so fucking shitty its unreal.
>because of (strawman argument)
lol

>>713059542
Dixie is racist.

>>713091280
Outside of gacha, not really. I can't even name a single oppai loli that isn't from an eroge or a gacha other than Rondo Maria.

>>713080296
sauce?

>>713091902
[Chiguchi Miri] Gekou Jikoku ni Yarimashita.

>>713091658
Oppai loli is a niche within a niche though, that's not surprising

well that was quick
https://files.catbox.moe/1rzvca.png

>>713066541
>>713066572
https://files.catbox.moe/s13kl2.png

>>713031861 (OP)
>pauline
>except she's 13 now
>but looks 5
>still sounds like a 40 year old smoker anyway
>every outfit sucks
Who came up with this garbage?

>>713092128
Is that motherfucking John Doe?

>>713092128
>>713092207

>>713092296
it is HIM

>>713092207
Epic.

>>713092207
why is it so blurry and lowres
i thought aibros upscaled their shit

>>713092207
UOOOOOH ToT

>>713092207
Got have it

You guys are weird. Are you ACTUALLY attracted to that thing or are you just doing it for the uoooh meme?

>>713093094
Yes, anon, we're all doing it as a website wide bit that everyone is in on except for (you).

>>713093094
>meme

>>713093094
Meme?

>>713093276
I don't know, she's not even cute? Like with some anime lolis, I can kinda get it? But that pauline edit just looks like an actual child ehh

>>713093094
Giving third worlders access to the internet has been a momentous disaster.

>>713093609
Do people not say meme anymore? I'm not a third worlder, I'm just old

>>713031992
For every Nintendo game you don't buy, I'll buy three.
>>713036523
They already confirmed the red dress with makeup can be unlocked through regular gameplay without amiibo. No idea if you have to beat the game first, though.

>>713031927
She’s like a lolibaba but toddler. A toddlerbaba.

>>713032307
>believe

>>713092207
SOOO HIIIIGH

>>713082952
>if you don't show your legs you are not a real girl
They can't use long socks to avoid conparisons with Vanellope.

>>713054747
>when the only adult you've interacted with is a groomer

>>713032297
They will all be caught and killed

>>713053324
We'll get her next time, pedobro

>>713054882
Japan should be showered with nukes

>>713054882
>>713055569
>banjo kazooie but with lolis
thank you based japan! does the term loli imply a sexual fetish? because i just want to be a dad for a cute girl

>>713079948
Tales of Berseria bros...
>you now remember the esk animation

>>713053941
I never see you faggots whining about how every Star Fox thread is just people spamming Krystal fanart. Or how every Sly Cooper thread is just people spamming Carmelita fanart.
Kill yourself.

>>713031861 (OP)
I hope there's a red shirt and blue overalls outfit.

>>713079948
its not about balls. its about not bankrupting your game company on something barely anybody wants

>>713054993
Because a man isn't allowed to have interactions with a child anymore. At all. Sucks if you're a father in this day and age. Always gotta worry that someone is forming a mob behind your back because someone saw your own child hug you.

>>713031861 (OP)
Nintendo won

>>713096071
The word you would wanna use is moe annd mamoru is protect.

>>713068175
>"a fictional character"
>"Why, are their voices in your walls?"
Well?

>>713031861 (OP)
gaming, 2025

>>713054882
I love this stuff so much

>>713069994
It's just you. You just associate normal kids stuff to lolicons now after being exposed to it but everyone else just sees a cute kid.

Never change, /v/

>>713083252
>french dub
The game better let me select the audio-language like in Zelda.

>>713098069
Tod are very sexy

>>713054882
Is the second one the new Death Stranding?

>>713099140
They're really not, man

>>713098069
But that's not me, age her up 4 years then that's me.

>>713099154
it's Pragmata

>>713099320
Danke, sounds neat

>>713044402
Best I have

>>713032307
>now
Splatoon sold 20 million copies

>>713099232
Read Kereno’s doujins and you will understand.

>>713031861 (OP)
Dressing up little girls *sob*

>>713100335
I don't think I want to understand

>>713100480
Cute panty shots

>>713092207
Great.
Now give her budding breasts.

>>713100495
Your fear holds you back.

>>713100814
Biggest faggot in this thread

>>713091618
>makes up a strawman argument
>gets one against him and seethes
lol

>>713055812
like michael jackson and his sleepovers?

>>713032086
Fr fr bussin

Guess it's time to add Donkey Kong to the list of things that can no longer be discussed on /v/.

>>713101124
This will be the Ape Escape 3 of Donkey Kong

Why does Nintendo have little respect for Donkey Kong?
>>713100480
Never understood why people get mad when panties are shown in non sexually way.

where's my big milf small shota game?

>>713101239
Nintendo respects DK. Don't you see all the effort put into this game?

this thing sucks at freckles

>>713082952
I just thought it's cute

>>713100918
>Doesn't like breasts on a girl
>calls others a faggot
Buds are one of the best parts of hebe.

>>713052172
>nintendies are all on a sex offender registry
Grim, but not unexpected

>>713101602
I want give her a tongue bath.

>>713052720
On here, mostly.
Anywhere else, no.

>>713031861 (OP)
Do they really not have a skirt option for the girl?

>>713098069
Depends

>>713101602
Too young looking.

>>713052402
>normal people have no idea that there's even a difference and only an actual pedo would point it out. I don't care if there's a separate word for people over 13, you probably still want to fuck actual children too if you feel the need to point it out.
This

>>713033525
Lana SEXO

>>713053048
Why?

>>713031861 (OP)
And none of it is gonna be even remotely feminine and appealing to look at.
I do like her dick-sucking lips tho.

>>713101390
Then why he's not the mascot then and have the least games?

>>713087294
Midna body. But without Midna's details it looks like a gross WoW gnome

Is it just me or do Pauline's lips look a lot like...?

>DK Bananza
>Death Stranding 2
>Pragmata
Lolibros we’re FEASTING

>>713101523
You'll just have to keep making more oppai Paulines until it learns then.

>>713102695
>lips upstairs look like lips downstairs
WOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>713102695
Very smoochable

>>713102029
Normies do not know the difference between many things. Doesn't make those who does guilty of the subjects they are knowledgeable on.
Normies don't know the difference between robbery and theft. normies don't know the difference between the different degrees of murder or the difference between that and manslaughter. Does me knowing the difference make me a criminal or murderer?

>>713102695
Why do you think women paint their lips red? It's a sexual signal meant to imitate sexual arousal of the other lips.

>jannies delete the lewds but don't delete the threads
what's with the bias? plapmata threads don't even need a single (1) nsfw image to get autosaged or deleted instantaneously.

>>713103054
Pauline threads don't attract pedos posting real cp constantly.

>>713103260
oof. somehow, hasn't come across that in my visits. plapmata deserves better.

>>713102695
puffy...

>>713094247
I never said they are not allowed to wear pants.
But if you want to commit on wearing a dress or skirt dont cope your way out with fucking pants. Pantyhose, socks or tights are totally fine.

>>713074131
my eyes are up here ganon look alike anon...

>>713032060
yes, of the micro variety

>>713103260
Or fbi agents posting it to bait others, they regularly disseminate cp to catch the people that save it or to bait others who have it into posting their stuff.

>>713082952
>"Im too unconfident to show my legs. B-but i'm still so cool right?
That's why I'm saying it's a good fit for young girl characters. It shows a type of immaturity that's endearing in a way.

>>713055634
drew over this edit
https://files.catbox.moe/2tpavr.png

>>713103972
Why are they using Pragmata threads specifically?

>>713057064
>18 or 19 is fine but not too far off otherwise it starts getting creepy.
reddit moment