Thread 713032581

Why the ugly pants tho? Practically fucks up the whole design.

>>713032581 (OP)
Don't care. Feet.

this is really how some of you get your jollies, huh.

>>713032993
Yes.

>>713032581 (OP)
>most generic Western calarts pixar art style possible
>ugly and trashy jeans
>freckles
>30 y/o mulatto hagwhore eyebrows
Safeslop garbage. You are cattle if you squeal like a pig given slop over this.

Relax, Nintendo has a nude dlc planned.

>>713032581 (OP)
Cute feet status?

>>713033172
Sauce me up anon

>>713033172
Post full body you fucking coward.

>>713033102
Why are you so insulting?

>>713033852
It's on Miyamoto's hard drive.

>>713032993
More fun and less cynical than whatever you're doing now.

>Japanese character designer: Hai domo. Here's my concept for young Pauline, manager-san.
>Manager: Arigato, employee-kun. I'll send this to NoA headquarters for approval
>Nintendo of America: Wow we just LOVE this design! We just have a couple of notes. Could you add giant pants and a v-neck shirt under her dress? That would be greeeeeeaaat. Thanx!

>>713033172
>the mini game where she pees on a vine to make it grow
What the fuck was Nintendo thinking

>>713034424
this, why couldn't she pee in my mouth instead

>>713034424
Not as bad as the semen collection Pauline minigame.

>>713032581 (OP)
SHES SO CUTE AAAAAAH

>>713032581 (OP)
probably she's been stranded in the middle of nowhere

>>713032581 (OP)
What gameplay (or even narrative) reason there could be for her to be barefoot?

>>713035190
Rule of sexy

So it's confirmed that Pauline was always a smug slut.

>>713032581 (OP)
She looks fat

>>713033986
Nah but seriously, post catbox link, unless of course what you posted is the full image

>>713035190
Its literally "what if Tarzan was a girl with dick sucking lips".

>>713032581 (OP)
Cute girl.

>>713034127
Obsessing over little girls is evil

>>713033102
>whore eyebrows
Are you one of the guys who gets angry when the waifu you paid to get hard pity on talks to another man?

>>713032581 (OP)
So is Mario a kid in this setting? Is this an "in the past" game?

>>713036165
You are the third person I have seen today bring non sequitur cuckshit into a thread about Mario. Look in a fucking mirror, dude.

>>713032993
Ugh just let people enjoy things dude
How does this even effect you

>>713036417
It's an alternate universe/reboot
Cranky Kong is the one who kidnapped Pauline and she was an adult then while Cranky was young. Now Cranky is old and Pauline young. It physically couldn't be the same timeline

>>713032581 (OP)
They should've been overalls

>>713032581 (OP)
Are tendies gooning over this character? That’s a pretty ugly character. Its practically woke, honestly.

>>713037935
Sour grapes.

>>713037935
Since there is almost no porn of her yet I would say not so much.

>>713032581 (OP)
Her starting clothes are oversized because she got de-aged.

>>713038005
Lol keep coping

>>713032581 (OP)
CERO being faggots
Did you know that every game with camera control goes through a thorough angle examination just to see if they raise the rating on purpose? You literally have QA doing rounds over testing if they stopped players from looking under skirts

>>713033102
>Western calarts pixar
Do you even know what any of those words mean?

>>713038176
Enjoy your obese tranny, snoy. The NintenGODS will be over here gooning to loli

>>713032581 (OP)
What I find funny about this whole thing is that this is a loli made for a big Nintendo IP so we can make all the threads we want and have her as the thread image and the mods wouldn't dare delete any of them.

>>713038347
Not gonna lie i love lolis but everyone who uses that "UUOOOHHH" crying emoji shit deserve to be shot

>>713038347
Wait until 24 hours have passed, people thought the same with Pragmata.

>>713038347
Tell that to the pragmata threads

>>713032581 (OP)
The pants don't bother me. I hate the shirt, though. Looks like something you'd see on the Flintstones.

>>713032581 (OP)
>"Mr. Miyamoto, the girl's dress is problematic. It is not compatible with Western sensibilities."
>"Aiyaaa... why is Pauline-chan so lewd? Why is she not wearing pants?"
>"A just question, my liege."

>>713037292
>Ugh just let murderers murder dude how does it even affect you
>Ugh just let child rapists rape children dude how does this even affect you

>>713033172
you are fast motherfuckers

>>713032581 (OP)
Better question is why is she a little girl?

>>713038949
>just let child rapists rape children dude
If jerking it to hentai isn't having sex, how is jerking it to loli raping a child?
I get it everyone hates pedophiles but why are we putting lolifags on the same level as people running child trafficking rings

>>713032627
faggot

>>713033102
why would a cow squeal? and for pig slop? cows like grass

>>713035492
faggotron 9000

>>713038949
>Ugh just let child rapists rape children dude how does this even affect you
Uhh yeah how does that effect you? Let me- I mean let them do there things you know stop being the fun police.

>>713038451
The emoji is fine, having some sort of emblem is nice. Only the UOOOH part is retarded.

>>713038451
you are part of them, do not lie ya tard

>>713039563
I'm more of a "Zamn!" guy 2bfh.

the jeans remind me of the late 90s early 00s, I like it

>>713039793
>the jeans remind me of the late 90s early 00s
No wonder they are so shit.

>>713032581 (OP)
so she resembles mario a bit more.

>her dress gets fucked up
>only clothing in a mining camp full of monkeys working is jeans
>give her jeans
>no shoes anywhere because monkeys dont wear shoes
it's not that weird

>>713039563
the concept of subtlety is lost on people like you.

>>713039919
no way! they look cool :(

>>713032581 (OP)
>nintendoids are pretending to be attracted to this
the desperation

EVERYONE PLEASE. LEND YOUR ENERGY TO SWITCH 2 HACKERS SO THEY CAN RIP HER MODEL. BILLIONS OF POTENTIAL LIVES ARE AT STAKE.

He's the leader of the lolies! You know him well!

>>713032581 (OP)
I dunno I still think she's cute

>>713041153
naw, fuck those brown fucks

>>713039480
lol

>>713041306
I mean he's not wrong tho.

>>713038451
UUOOOOOHHH is funny though. I explained loli lore to my friends at a bar a couple years ago and whenever a 16 -17 year old looking girl entered the bar that night we all started UUOOOOHHHing

>>713032581 (OP)
So that creeps can't jerk off to her underwear

>>713032581 (OP)
She looks like a butch

>>713041497
retarded. but also based

>>713041732
so why not just have her not underwear?

>>713041306
I don't jack off to anal

>>713041497
16-17 years old are not lolis but ok

>>713032627
Faggot.

>>713038176
diaper beam keep arresting

>>713032581 (OP)
>"This will sell our game"

>>713042341
That's the youngest age allowed in bars. Gotta make do with what we have

>>713041497
you heard it here folks. uoohing is normalfag behavior. since being a twitter meme wasnt enough to convince you.

>>713036417
She’s either got de-aged or this is a Pauline from the past that ended up in the present somehow

>>713043093
They really need to start adding story to their games for the next movies huh?

>>713032581 (OP)
She's a New Yorker, anon. What do you expect her to wear?

>>713033102
>freckles
>not cute

>>713035190
she's constantly standing on DK and doesn't want to hurt him

freckles are genuinely vomit inducing. it just looks dirty.

>>713042546
>Diaper beam
>>>/vp/
Go back poketard

>>713041306
>your argument makes too much sense so I'm going to depict you as a fat gross guy instead of trying to disprove it

>>713033102
God I love this board sometimes

>>713038451
The fact they're so vocal is why we got this design so at least there's that

>>713044490
It's a disease but subhuman japs believe everything western is great and compared to them it is. but yellow apes can't know about what humans like.

>>713032581 (OP)
They look comfy. What would you prefer, that she wear tight, form-hugging spats that ride up her ass and give her a wedgie?

I bet her feet feel like the cold side of the pillow

>>713045915
Yeah, I didn't see anyone complaining about that in Splatoon.

>>713038347
>see 5+ simultaneous lolina threads all day
>every deltarune thread getting purged even if only a single one is up
based jannies

>>713041306
i like jacking off to drawn adult women but irl women disgust me
>UHH BUT WHAT IS IT A DRAWING OF
a woman that doesnt exist, and?

>>713038095
The artists weren't expecting it. Artists usually have layouts ready before a big event, that's how they get fanart out so fast. Sometimes they even have speculative drafts they just need to touch up with the final character design details. Nobody expected baggy pants 90s tomboy pau(loli)ne.

why are modern devs just keeping them shoeless? first prag...now nintendo...

>>713035763
It just a meme edit retard, stop asking for porn and go jack off somewhere else

>>713045471
>hates freckles
You will never be white.

>>713041153
>Nintendo Switch 2 hackers
GET BRICKED KEK

>>713041306
>babies
Except lolicons hate babies. Even toddlercons hate babies.

>>713032581 (OP)
Bare feet in jeans is hot af though desu

>>713046943
>thinks in terms of emotions
t. subhuman.

>>713032627
Faggot

>>713032581 (OP)
you know why stop being obtuse

>>713047895
Yeah I'm not reading all that shit.

>>713038721
heh heh

>>713036417
>>713043093
Maybe Cranky is OG DK, Lady is a totally different person than Pauline, and Jumpman isn't Mario. But that would conflict with Odyssey's NDC.

>>713047607
whatever you say brown.

>>713046943
neither will you, greenoid, fuck off.
>>713048254
whatever to say green

>>713032581 (OP)
Would you have preferred her to have something puffy, like mini Kiss-Shot?

>>713037935
Define woke. Yeah, figured you couldn't.

>>713048461
Isn't that basically her diva outfit?

>>713032581 (OP)
>Why the ugly pants tho?
It's like halfway on early 2000s design

>>713048507
I thought that one was just a dress. Would be nice if she has bloomers underneath it though.

>>713041497
Why are you people so eager to let everyone know that you're a man who thinks he's a woman

>>713036417
Even if they do this and remove the Cranky Kong lore, there's still a ton shit unexplained. Like are Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong incredibly old now? Even older than the main Mario crew? Donkey Kong himself is now not only incredibly old but older than Mario/Luigi? No matter how you look at it it's bizarre.

>>713048737
Looks like there's a black petticoat sticking out

>>713032581 (OP)
We live in a "guilty until forever, no chance to be innocent" world so its assumed all men are pedos and would lust for little pauline legs and panties, therefore pants.

Anyone can within a second can tell the design would have been better with a cute girly dress, but its 2025 and like i said, men are demons now.

>>713032627
Based faggot

>>713032581 (OP)
She was definitely meticulously designed by a lolicon for lolicons and it’s working on me

>>713032581 (OP)
They made her 13 because they're afraid of the credit card companies

fucking feet we cant stopp wining

>>713041306
I don't understand what people have such difficulty understanding. Cartoonish depictions of anything can be more abstract than the real thing, especially considering art style. For an example it's why you can obscufate Kasumi and Ayane being 16 in the original Dead or Alive games and no one cares.

Pedos will generally like loli stuff but liking loli stuff doesn't automatically make you a pedo. Same as zoophiles will like furry stuff but liking furry stuff doesn't automatically make you a zoophile.

>>713044756
True. He shouldn't post depictions since it's confirmed what people into loli look like. Not unexpected in the least. Who could have guessed the type of subhuman who would get off to drawings of children would be repulsive, dysgenic, obese losers? I couldn't, really.

>>713048561
why is she dressed like friday night funking

Pedo zionists will die
https://youtu.be/vvEFJQti3f8

>>713049009
The fact that all men are viewed in this way is why they are doing this. Since it is all already assumed, they might as well go all out pandering to lolicons now. Japan in general seems to be moving in this way, even playing lolicon music at supermarkets. It sells and they realize that there isn't really a consequence for it. Since a lot of the top artistic talent is lolicon, it also means they get access to a lot of quality and passionate work. The loli release valve has been turned so to speak. Expect to be getting a lot more familiar with them.

>>713049161
Is this her transforming from a rock back to a person?

>>713041306
I miss when normos used to say anime looked like aliens because the giant eyes instead of saying it's more real than fucking real life.

It is 2025
Donkey Kong finally got his white girl

>>713044756
I always assumed that people doing this are just joking or baiting right? Who the fuck argues like that unless they're 12?

>>713037935
Tendies are all mostly pedos. None of the intended target audience of preschoolers for these consoles are using this site.

>>713032581 (OP)
>age regression as a plot element in a Nintendo first-party title

You are discussing a child character created for children. You are not the target audience.

>>713049517
This combined with the newer Mario Kart making all of the characters sexy makes me very happy for the future.

This game looks so much fun

>>713049517
I don't buy that theory.

>>713049641
Pauline has always been a slut aimed at adults

>>713032581 (OP)
>>713049517
thank you nintendo

>>713049517
Will she have a diaper?

>>713047964
We know low IQ pedo eat those whatever scraps you get.

how long until the entirety of the Donkey Kong series gets banned on /v/ for being "child porn bait" or whatever

>>713049358
You are not wrong that its because of that very assumtpion that loli pauline was created yes, but its paradoxical, they know people would like her which is why they hid her first, but they also DONT want to pander to those damn men/lolicons, therefore pants. Its the very denition of bait, we hate you but want your money.

And you are wrong that nip is doing more loli pandering, in fact its the very opposite, nips have never been more cucked by western standards and are adopting all their dogmas, either for greed for western market money or pressure from you know who, most likely both.

>>713049641
Nintendo games are "for everyone" in the strictest sense of the phrase. While many of them start out stupidly easy, a lot of the later parts of the games can be at least slightly challenging. Then you get to the secret and bonus levels that can be rage game difficulty at times. This all compounds with how you probably aren't playing Mario or whatever as seriously as you would any old game. So you can lose to a lot more.

The flag will fly for you pedo zionists
https://youtu.be/rQS6vygtcsY

>>713032581 (OP)
>Here's your new Donkey Kong bro

>>713050040
Loli Pauline's mere existence is pandering enough. Doesn't matter if they dress her in pants or not her being a thing at all will be enough to rev up the R34.

>>713049650
>Mario Kart making all of the characters sexy
source?

>>713048949
>Dick sucking lips on a loli
Nintendo-sama, I kneel.

>>713049768
>>713050040
>but they also DONT want to pander to those damn men/lolicons
Have you ever considered that Nintendo started out as a toy company during the 60s and that's been the general direction or ethos of the company since it's inception? and that they were never pandering to mentally ill future to be child predators?

>>713035670
>She looks fat
Clothes are baggy

Artist are not making porn of her, think about that.

>>713050191
HAHAHAHA

>>713050374
You fat Israeli faggot scared of jihad

>>713050338
I don't have the webm, but you should see how fat they made Daisy's ass, her swimsuit outfit is also pretty lewd when you actually play it in game. They also did stuff to the male characters too, Waluigi for instance, has an outfit where his chest is randomly exposed at the top.

>>713050557
>using Islam to LARP crusade against loli
What kind of weird irony is this

Bad look for my man DK

>>713032581 (OP)
But will there be an alt costume to put her back in the rock?

>>713049390
Yes, it's when the kong elder gives Dk powers to break her rock curse and transform her back.

>>713050645
TKD in 2 weeks

>>713050040
>And you are wrong that nip is doing more loli pandering, in fact its the very opposite, nips have never been more cucked by western standards and are adopting all their dogmas, either for greed for western market money or pressure from you know who, most likely both.
What are you even talking about? Loli characters are everywhere in anime and games.

>>713050503
how many known porn artists are lolicon though?

>>713050690
Why he looks like a rapist?

>>713050810
Many

>>713050645
They're just better

>>713050796
It is because of this that he thinks this ironically. Lolis won so hard that they are featured everywhere. This means you may get some shit that just includes them but doesn't use them because the creators aren't actual lolicons. This gives off the appearance of a lot of censored stuff, when really, it is just a lot more lolis in places they may not necessarily belong. There are still just as many shows that actually lewd lolis and make sure they appeal to lolicons, it just feels lesser due to a bunch of new stuff being milled out alongside it.

>>713050727
You're at a pretty severe score deficit right now, Ali.

>>713050254
If you feel that way then im going to try to talk you out of it.

>>713050457
No, in fact i do t think so, we know its not kids who bought the switch2 recently, we know what was the biggest playerbase of the og switch1 if you've seen the graphs, you know DK doesnt appeal to little kids, much less little girls and know that one girl on a giant gorilla's back is not going to change their minds, we know its not little kids who care about the 40 year old character and know its not little kids watching directs at 10am.

You want to appeal to little boys you do CoD, not a singing little girl version of the arcade on the dumb monkey game.

>>713033102
Trying WAY too hard

>>713051158
Don't care. Not my name. You're an Israeli

>>713032581 (OP)
>not so subtle pedo threado

>>713051240
Autistic kids buy it, they all have switches
t. worked at a school for autistic children

>>713050690
There better be time travel or de-aging involved.

The idea that Donkey Kong wants to fuck someone he knew as a kid is going to bring about a bunch of discourse that I don't think Nintendo wants. This is going to be Odyssey's ending all over again but maybe worse.

>>713051158
>>713051525
Is it still a fallacy if the entire argument is just imagined ad hominems all the way down?

>>713050701
>Oddrock has a bunch of animations like nuzzling up against DKs arm when you're idling.
They put way too much effort into that thing to just toss it out 2% of the way through the game. Pauline is definitely going to get sealed back up at some point or something.

>>713052130
Probably breaks out just before or during the final boss when DK is losing

>>713032581 (OP)
they aren't ugly!!!!!!! she looks really cute with them

faggot kong reaction to the trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWUyTV7EI8E

>>713050191
Wreck it Ralph even more so

Draw her being fucked
By
Perhaps a gorilla dick

>>713032581 (OP)
not as bad as the ugly voice.
the game is going to be ruined by that shitty 4kids VA assaulting your ears 24/7.
You say the footage. she doesn't even shut the fuck up during gameplay.

>>713052749
Gorillas have small dicks so it would be perfect size.

>>713032581 (OP)
I like how bottom-heavy they made her. The clothing helps exaggerate it. Not to mention, the black thing under her shirt is sex as hell.

>>713053654
that black thing is censorship you faggot

>>713049163
Nigga in many of these very public and very frequent threads you people make it very clear that many of you are actuallh pedophiles. You cant make that argument in good faith

>>713054347
Obviously a Nintendo game wouldn't have teenage nipples in it, maybe you would've gotten chest if she was actually 8. Something would have to cover up that area. A potential one piece tightly clinging her whole body is a lot sexier than if they made the shirt overly modest or put a dumb shadow or something.

>>713051672
If Nintendo is indeed retconning the Cranky = arcade DK and Bananza is a prequel, then my assumption is that the Kong crew is younger here too, just like Pauline. Gorillas live for about 60 years irl, but mature faster than humans. A male gorilla is fully grown at only 12 years old, so DK is likely the same age as Pauline here. Keeps it a bit less creepy later when they're both older.

>>713054483
I'm talking about in general. I already said that pedos likely would like loli.

Also I'm not going to take anonymous shitposters seriously, especially ones in an environment that intentionally try to get rises out of people by saying controversial things.

>>713041306
100% correct statement.

>>713032581 (OP)
Doesn’t matter. The game is only 4 hours long, you won’t spend enough time with it to get annoyed with anything about it, except its price.

>>713050872
He's an apeist

If I can't have sex with her I sure hope there's some art of Donkey Kong doing so.

You better be able to set it to her JP voice on english copies because its way better

>>713050690
What the fuck is this Undertale shit

>>713035190
Either from New Zealand or her parents are hippies.

>strangely huge pants
>that black undershirt
You just know her original concept art had her in just the dress

>>713032581 (OP)
Her voice acting makes me cringe

Don't fucking understand how you weird cunts are attracted to her. She looks like she smells of burps and boogers. She's a fucking chubby kid.

>>713064319
She's skinny her pants are just super starched so they don't further fold in

The spats made her look like an inkling

>>713032581 (OP)
is this what pedo OP was expecting?

MS paint btw

>>713032581 (OP)
baggy pants
makes her look like a street smart kid from new york

>>713046814
>>713035763

>>713048212
That's what the Mooovie implied. And yes, the movie is canon.

>>713064319
you know how good eating cunt is, now imagine these innocent huge eyes staring at you and that cute smile while you do it

>>713065439
I think most people expected knee long dress and either legs, spats, or legings. The jeans feels too big to be worn under a dress

>>713032581 (OP)
that's what fucks it up for you? I think the ripped up shirt looks worse

>>713065579
the mods for this game are going to be insane

>>713065579
That is not a 13 year old

Brian Wilson would have loved this character. Think he wrote a song about a tomboy loli or somethin'.

>>713066546
it is in japan

>>713065579
So there is no fully nude version? Unfortunate.

>>713032581 (OP)
Dios Mio... La Creatura de Donkey Kong

>>713066772
Be the change you want to see in the world.

>>713066772
yet

>>713032581 (OP)
She's been stranded/abducted for God knows how long. What do you expect?

>>713066965
so shes crusty?

Reminder.

https://youtu.be/whACbBa5pd0?t=1701

>>713065579
THAT'S NOT 13, THAT'S NOT 13 AT ALL

>>713065579
>No buds
How lame

It's the 90s. It's just the style.

>>713065828
Movie didn't imply this at all. Cranky Kong has no relation to Mario or Pauline in the movie. Movie Donkey Kong also doesn't even kidnap Pauline.

>>713065579
>>713048949
>>713046153
>>713032581 (OP)
>>713049161
God I want to make tender love to her bald pink cunny and carefully yet firmly grab her waist and tear her 13yo hymen with the tip of my cock while she screams "Muri muri muri!".

>>713069880
dont forget to suck her dirty toes and lick her soles while you pound her

>>713050994
Muhammad's male lover Dihya al-Kalbi thought so too! Especially when they made out while he wore Aisha's clothing <333

>>713038462
And then we'll be back in business when Bananza releases proper, and they'll be as eternal as Ericschizo Zelda threads.

>>713052928
There's a doujin with that plot

>>713032581 (OP)
I bet her feet stink so bad

She looks fat

>>713071853
This doujin. It got a name?

>>713071853
Sauce or didn't happen.

>how do we get them invested in the new game? What do nintentards like the most?
>hmmmm... minors?
>...

>>713073694
>>713074814
NTA but he might be referring to this classic
https://exhentai.org/g/359954/8a64dadbcf/

>>713032581 (OP)
>>713061917
Are panties inherently sexual?
I don't see this problem of people refusing to depict boys underwear.

>>713049743
Lore bros trying to justify their timeline which is based off one comment that was centered around a meta joke. Maybe Nintendo doesn't care about that stuff like people think they do? They just want to make a fun game.

>>713075315
>exhentai
just give me the name

She's goin bananas

>>713075908
FUK

>>713039174
Normalfags think that the image of a child is sacred(putting aside that lolis don't even look like real children), and not that it's bad because children are abused.

>>713075908
So are we playing as a prequel Kong or did Pauline get shrunk down?

Damn I always see the thread right after the cunny gets deleted

>>713032581 (OP)
Same reason why Fortnite does it.
>Censorship and safety.
Duh.

>>713033102
I think she looks nice. :)

>>713075194
You are wasted so much energy on this eric... you know what happens to people who call people pedo all day....

>>713048949
i couldnt think of a better joke desu

>>713032581 (OP)
you can change her clothes if you don't like one outfit. pretty great if you really do think this pair of pants fucks up the whole design by itself

>>713038949
this you anon?

>>713049481
The Israeli Defense Force apparently with them pushing memes of greasy fat dudes saying they won't die for Israel in attempt to get people to get so disgusted to be associated with such an image that they want to die for Israel.

lol

>>713080037
>had to waste 4.3 years of their lives
That's actually sad. Too bad the people doing the false reports don't actually care about all this and will keep doing it.

>>713076097
I assume prequel, which messes up so many games even outside of DKC, but Nintendo don't care as seen by Pikmin 4.

>>713032581 (OP)
hmmm

>>713082438
you are what you eat

>>713082296
Only americans believe there must be canons between all games of a franchise even when stated otherwise.

Woke

>>713083931
wtf i love wokeshit now???

>>713041497
How do you pronounce "UOH" anyway?

Is that Pauline's daughter or is Pauline a child for some reason? How could this be when Cranky and Diddy are in the game?

>>713084631
oo-whoa
https://youtu.be/TmD8I7Wd6LA

>>713033102
excellent post

this should have been the launch title. I'm already bored of fucking mario kart