Fave vidya male character thread. Post him.

le shitpipe post

I was never into DK before, but I find this version of him cute. As always, /v/ has to wrong about everything.

you knew this was coming

>>713034128 (OP)

AIDS ridden deckerphile general.

>>713034128 (OP)
imagine the footjobs

>>713034128 (OP)
I am quite fond of hopeman!!!

the boy.

>>713036564
I should adopt this hairstyle

pico!

Rotor, my waddyyyy.

>>713034202
Cute. Made for big daddy walrus.

>>713039732
what if rotor was your dad

No I’m not joking

>>713034128 (OP)
I like his mix of cool and goofy

>>713034202
>>713034128 (OP)
And captain falcon

>>713039796
God I wish, everyday. If he were, I would build a very dependent (in home mostly) incestual relationship with him, pissing on toilet with him, taking showers together, never separating from him, like never moving on from parents' home trope but it's real good.

I want him to be my daddy incest "bf" in the vein I can't find a boyfriend myself, so daddy waddy being the simple minded brute as he just figures taking on my bf role. Always had a thing for small vulnerable twink cuties anyhow.

what was going through these japanese designer heads when they made DK like this?

>>713041117
made for bowser's 18 incher

lmaoing to the other zebra bananza dk thread.

'oto

>>713038223
Would fuck hard and tongue kiss.

bump

>>713039871
stickfag?

Rayman

>>713034128 (OP)
I love him like a son

bump

>>713052334
kys

You just did. Him and this guy.

>>713036564
i literally, like right before opening this thread, just rubbed one out to him.

>>713038042
Based

This thread isn't dead yet? I like Teba, I think he's pretty badass.