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Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:34:24 AM No.713035250 [Report] >>713035435 >>713035439 >>713035450 >>713035530 >>713035656 >>713036545 >>713036742 >>713037073 >>713037378 >>713037746 >>713038363 >>713044350 >>713045686 >>713045912 >>713047916
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Humans have no place in DonkeyKong games. Period.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:36:15 AM No.713035382 [Report] >>713035527 >>713035595 >>713035629 >>713036064 >>713036883 >>713037336 >>713038336 >>713038678 >>713041874 >>713041985 >>713044513 >>713052205
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Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:36:37 AM No.713035418 [Report] >>713035530
Bot thread.
Post in it to announce you are a worthless retard.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:36:49 AM No.713035435 [Report] >>713035921
>>713035250 (OP)
Imagine fucking her?
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:36:55 AM No.713035439 [Report]
>>713035250 (OP)
is that THE one up girl?
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:37:09 AM No.713035450 [Report]
>>713035250 (OP)
Humans were literally in the first Donkey Kong game
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:37:51 AM No.713035505 [Report]
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tell that to the original game
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:38:14 AM No.713035527 [Report]
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>>713035382
Kek, FPBP
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:38:16 AM No.713035530 [Report]
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>>713035250 (OP)
Mario vs Donkey Kong had two humans in it and i don't see you complaining about it
>>713035418
>Bot thread
Is that why there are so many retarded Donkey Kong threads up?
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:39:06 AM No.713035595 [Report]
>>713035382
the question is WHAT is Mario?
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:39:36 AM No.713035629 [Report] >>713050613
>>713035382
He's italian, not human
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:39:52 AM No.713035656 [Report]
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>>713035250 (OP)
hnng...
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:43:32 AM No.713035921 [Report] >>713036128
>>713035435
I want her feet on my face while I fuck her
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:46:03 AM No.713036064 [Report]
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>>713035382
Rare's DK is the only true DK.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:46:21 AM No.713036085 [Report]
Humans are just another type of ape
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:46:54 AM No.713036128 [Report] >>713037236
>>713035921
uooogg amirite fellow poster haha do i fit in yet haha
man shut the fuck up
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:52:48 AM No.713036545 [Report] >>713036768
>>713035250 (OP)
You're a moron, the first DK game starred Jumpman/Mario saving Pauline.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:55:42 AM No.713036742 [Report]
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>>713035250 (OP)
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:55:59 AM No.713036768 [Report] >>713037218
>>713036545
no one cares about that arcade shit
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 12:57:38 AM No.713036883 [Report]
>>713035382
Fpbp
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:00:03 AM No.713037073 [Report]
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>>713035250 (OP)
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:02:03 AM No.713037218 [Report] >>713037302
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>>713036768
>is a vastly better game than any of the trash you like
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:02:16 AM No.713037236 [Report]
>>713036128
No.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:03:08 AM No.713037302 [Report] >>713037463
>>713037218
Said and played no one ever.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:03:40 AM No.713037336 [Report] >>713037729 >>713037773 >>713038173 >>713040194 >>713042960
>>713035382
How come there hasn't been a game with both Mario and DK in it that wasn't the sports game, mario kart, or mario party?
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:04:17 AM No.713037378 [Report] >>713037668
>>713035250 (OP)
>Period
Has Pauline had hers yet? She is 13 so it’s pretty likely, but she also looks a bit scrawny so maybe not.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:05:21 AM No.713037463 [Report]
>>713037302
>Said and played no one ever.
But enough about your favorite game!
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:08:21 AM No.713037668 [Report]
>>713037378
yea she's ready. that's why she's riding the kong.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:08:33 AM No.713037678 [Report]
Rare was never good
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:09:14 AM No.713037729 [Report] >>713037905
>>713037336
Might wanna google mario and donkey kong games bro. There's a couple
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:09:27 AM No.713037746 [Report] >>713041965
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>>713035250 (OP)
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:09:46 AM No.713037773 [Report] >>713037905
>>713037336
The original Donkey Kong in 1981?
Mario vs Donkey Kong?
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:11:31 AM No.713037905 [Report] >>713038204 >>713042960
>>713037773
>>713037729
I meant after the original Donkey Kong arcade games obviously, there hasn't been a mainline DK or Mario game with them in it together.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:15:10 AM No.713038173 [Report]
>>713037336
Because they're both stars. Two stars in the same game end up competing for frontrunner status.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:15:32 AM No.713038204 [Report] >>713044042 >>713045420
>>713037905
Mario vs donkey kong?
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:17:39 AM No.713038336 [Report]
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>>713035382
Mario is Italian, not Human.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:18:08 AM No.713038363 [Report] >>713038567 >>713042809 >>713043229 >>713043670 >>713044276
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>>713035250 (OP)
Clothes have no place in DonkeyKong games. Period.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:20:44 AM No.713038567 [Report] >>713038902 >>713041768
>>713038363
This better be in the game
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:22:22 AM No.713038678 [Report]
>>713035382
Annihilated OP's shitter
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:25:05 AM No.713038902 [Report]
>>713038567
for Pauline too, ideally
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 1:43:30 AM No.713040194 [Report]
>>713037336
You have to be 18 or older to post here
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:05:12 AM No.713041768 [Report]
>>713038567
mods will fix it
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:06:48 AM No.713041874 [Report]
>>713035382
Thread should've ended here desu
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:08:03 AM No.713041965 [Report]
>>713037746
faggot
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:08:18 AM No.713041985 [Report] >>713042180
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>>713035382
Not a human.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:10:37 AM No.713042180 [Report]
>>713041985
Italian men are just very, VERY short
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:19:55 AM No.713042809 [Report] >>713044276 >>713045524
>>713038363
where source
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:22:03 AM No.713042960 [Report] >>713044042 >>713045420
>>713037336
>>713037905
what? how fucking underage are you? they spawned a whole series based off of this concept, called Mario vs. Donkey Kong
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:26:08 AM No.713043229 [Report] >>713043578
>>713038363
Real?
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:31:09 AM No.713043578 [Report]
>>713043229
Fictional.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:31:44 AM No.713043612 [Report] >>713043936 >>713044335 >>713049408
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is it me or did they change her design?
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:32:39 AM No.713043670 [Report]
>>713038363
faggot
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:35:53 AM No.713043936 [Report] >>713044325
>>713043612
they added lipstick but is otherwise the same
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:37:19 AM No.713044042 [Report] >>713053446
>>713038204
>>713042960
>mainline
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:40:10 AM No.713044276 [Report] >>713046273
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>>713038363
>>713042809
the cunt is posting this in every thread but won't post the full thing

Apparently the full version was on twitter but it got mass reported so now it's lost media forever, unless anon stops being a cunt.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:40:53 AM No.713044325 [Report]
>>713043936
why would a 13yo need lipstick? wtf nintendo.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:41:02 AM No.713044335 [Report] >>713047991
>>713043612
it's just her full design. what we were looking at here was cropped
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:41:15 AM No.713044350 [Report] >>713044518
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>>713035250 (OP)
I want more misc Mario styled humans
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:43:08 AM No.713044513 [Report] >>713044587
>>713035382
God I want to throw a barrel at his smug ass.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:43:09 AM No.713044518 [Report] >>713045045 >>713053024 >>713053410
>>713044350
I still wonder why do the golf games have so many of these random humans
it's not like you are running out of mario characters
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:43:56 AM No.713044587 [Report]
>>713044513
take your meds, cranky
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:49:49 AM No.713045045 [Report] >>713045427
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>>713044518
I just think they're neat, and I want more
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:51:00 AM No.713045131 [Report]
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SOUL
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:54:53 AM No.713045420 [Report] >>713053446
>>713038204
>>713042960
he clarified "mainline" retards, read. Mario vs Donkey Kong is not mainline Mario or Donkey Kong
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:55:01 AM No.713045427 [Report] >>713046196
>>713045045
they just feel so out of place you know? I guess the same could be said about the humans in odyssey
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:56:16 AM No.713045524 [Report]
>>713042809
https://baraag.net/@zeklullaby/114705810437013452
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 2:58:28 AM No.713045686 [Report]
>>713035250 (OP)
>Humans have no place in DonkeyKong games. Period.

U mad white boi?
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:01:21 AM No.713045912 [Report] >>713046181
>>713035250 (OP)
>I wanna sing DK
>song sounds like it belongs on in a Disney Channel original
I guess singing is just going to be at thing with Paulina now?
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:04:39 AM No.713046181 [Report] >>713049379 >>713050213
>>713045912
the worst thing about Odyssey is that it weirdly made Pauline somehow more one-note and just about singing. A shame since I really liked her before Odyssey.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:04:48 AM No.713046196 [Report]
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>>713045427
I liked them BECAUSE they're out of place.
They aren't Mario Brother or Princess adjacent.
It's like seeing world outside the fantasy
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:05:51 AM No.713046273 [Report]
>>713044276
I was reposting from the crop to begin with. I have no idea where it's from or if an uncropped version even exists.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:29:48 AM No.713047916 [Report]
>>713035250 (OP)
Good news, it's her game, no problem here.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:30:47 AM No.713047991 [Report] >>713049102
>>713044335
yea because she didn't have fucking jeans. they hid her legs. (but forgot to hide the feet)
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:46:17 AM No.713049102 [Report]
>>713047991
no shit, that's what I'm saying. also her bun was obscured in the original crop, so all of us were misled at her true design. still sexy though
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:50:10 AM No.713049379 [Report]
>>713046181
she's a mayor AND a diva
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:50:39 AM No.713049408 [Report]
>>713043612
You're a retard who assumed the fan art with spats was the official design. The leak didn't show what kind of pants she was wearing, and since you're a pedo you're mad that she's wearing these jeans
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:01:47 AM No.713050213 [Report]
>>713046181
What did she do before Odyssey besides be kidnapped? If I remember the Mario vs DK games barely give her a personality or any other traits
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:07:02 AM No.713050613 [Report]
>>713035629
Worse, an homo nintendonus.
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:32:54 AM No.713052205 [Report]
>>713035382
Who the fuck is this?
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:46:35 AM No.713053024 [Report]
>>713044518
retard
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:52:07 AM No.713053410 [Report]
>>713044518
Mario Golf 64 started off as another golf project that got Mario tacked on later, they've talked about this on their old official website a long time ago (I think you'll need wayback machine to read it now).
Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:52:41 AM No.713053446 [Report]
>>713044042
>>713045420
Mainline Super Mario games have Bowser as the villain. Other spinoffs have Donkey Kong. Super Mario itself is a fuckin spinoff. Get over your autism.