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Anonymous No.713035396 >>713035504 >>713035638 >>713035801 >>713035982 >>713036125 >>713036162 >>713036245 >>713036405 >>713037149 >>713037682 >>713037938 >>713042745 >>713043743 >>713043914 >>713043965 >>713044213 >>713044338
The Disneyification of Mario is now complete. Nintendo's legacy characters have been flanderized into Mickey Mouse Clubhouse versions of their former selves. Instead of introducing new members to the cast, they're just remixing the ones that already exist. This is worse than the Mario Mandate because it means there's no chance for the series to have real stakes or even make threatening characters. Young Pauline is cute in theory, but her existence in this game alone means that now Mario is basically a tertiary character in his own series. And guess what? The same thing happened to Mickey Mouse, because Disney removed all trace of personality from him until he was just a recognizable, marketable shape.

The sad part is, most people don't understand why any of this is bad, because they don't care about the essence of Mario and view all the games as silly harmless fun where nothing matters. You can see this in how even the most diehard Mario fans could not care less about the series' canon, going as far as to suggest Mario never had any sort of story or important worldbuilding.
Anonymous No.713035504 >>713036025 >>713039893 >>713042864 >>713043664 >>713044120 >>713044213
>>713035396 (OP)
WHY DOES A LITTLE ONE NEED EYELINER AND LONG EYELASHES AND LIPSTICK?
Anonymous No.713035602 >>713035638
keep cryin nigga, you're 37
Anonymous No.713035638
>>713035396 (OP)
didn't read but i agree
>>713035602
shut up retard
Anonymous No.713035801
>>713035396 (OP)
>Instead of introducing new members to the cast, they're just remixing the ones that already exist.
They have introduced new characters?
Anonymous No.713035840
>My game series based on Popeye, King Kong, and Dr. Ochanomizu doesn't look like Frieren

Kill yourself now kid.
Anonymous No.713035853
Pic related is from 1995, more than a decade before OP was born
Anonymous No.713035918
Nintendo mogs disney
Anonymous No.713035972
>le company that makes children's products is childish
?
Anonymous No.713035982
>>713035396 (OP)
>threatening characters
Since when are Mario characters 'threatening' to anyone older than six?
Anonymous No.713036025
>>713035504
Why not?
Anonymous No.713036089 >>713036181 >>713037148 >>713037762 >>713038375
I will now buy your game.
Anonymous No.713036125 >>713036181
>>713035396 (OP)
I approve. I hope I get to see more barefoot loli princesses.
Anonymous No.713036162
>>713035396 (OP)
Didn't read fuck op i just want more barefeet loli Pauline and more porn of her
Anonymous No.713036181
>>713036089
>>713036125
Kill yourselves
Anonymous No.713036245 >>713036305
>>713035396 (OP)
>Young Pauline is cute in theory, but her existence in this game alone means that now Mario is basically a tertiary character in his own series.
Uh what do you mean by this?????? Did you think Donkey Kong series was Mario or what? What did you mean by that how does this make Mario tertiary in his own series?
Anonymous No.713036305 >>713036472 >>713036606 >>713038345
>>713036245
>What is Mario vs. Donkey Kong
Anonymous No.713036405
>>713035396 (OP)
>The sad part is, most people don't understand why any of this is bad, because they don't care about the essence of Mario and view all the games as silly harmless fun where nothing matters. You can see this in how even the most diehard Mario fans could not care less about the series' canon, going as far as to suggest Mario never had any sort of story or important worldbuilding.
I have never in my life met a genuine Mario fan
The only people who even consider themselves to be genuine fans of Mario are the people doing insane high level Kaizo shit but they don't give a fuck about the """story"""
Anonymous No.713036472
>>713036305
A totally different line of games. This has nothing to do with that.
Anonymous No.713036605 >>713044131
this faggot board straining so hard to find finds to complain about while nintendo keep mogging the rest of the industry will never stop being funny
Anonymous No.713036606 >>713037163 >>713044905 >>713045223
>>713036305
An extremely, and I mean EXTREMELY bad game, and an absolute disgrace to what inspired it.
Anonymous No.713036760 >>713036963
OP, explain to me why Mario wears gloves.
Anonymous No.713036963
>>713036760
Because he works a trade.
Anonymous No.713037115 >>713041782
Just waiting for a chart like this to pop up.
Anonymous No.713037148
>>713036089
NICE.
Anonymous No.713037149
>>713035396 (OP)
>The Rock and Donkey McGee
Anonymous No.713037163
>>713036606
Truke! I wish dk 94 had a proper successor
Anonymous No.713037682
>>713035396 (OP)
you got to be a real loser to write all this shit man
Anonymous No.713037762
>>713036089
Based.
Anonymous No.713037938
>>713035396 (OP)
ChatGPT ahh post
Anonymous No.713038345
>>713036305
>What is Marvel Vs Capcom
Anonymous No.713038375 >>713039741
>>713036089
>lolicucks at it again
Anonymous No.713039741 >>713041889
>>713038375
>cucks
Roolfag speaking from experience after purged from the franchise for decades.
Anonymous No.713039893
>>713035504
>"but mommy I want to be like you"
would be her response
Anonymous No.713041782
>>713037115
Got a larger picture?
Anonymous No.713041889 >>713042205
>>713039741
ashley will never be added to smash
Anonymous No.713042205
>>713041889
>all the roolfag has is a decade old spin-off game after being cucked out of the franchise for decades worth of games
Embarrassing.
Anonymous No.713042745
>>713035396 (OP)
>The Disneyification of Mario is now complete
I'm not reading your post, but the voice acting and songs in Bananza really do invoke a "Disney" tone. I don't like it.
Anonymous No.713042864
>>713035504
to seduce anons
Anonymous No.713043193
Anonymous No.713043664
>>713035504
>becomes singing idol
must be social commentary.
Anonymous No.713043743
>>713035396 (OP)
>Snoys so mindbroken they cry about random shit not even they actually care about
Grow up fag.
Anonymous No.713043805
Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to force concern and get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch:
>The old Donkey Kong games
>Ocarina of Time
>pre-BoTW Zelda games
>Iwata
>Reggie
>Rare
>GameCube
>Smash Bros. Melee
>Mario Kart 8

Looking forward to them praising Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and Metroid Prime 3 all of sudden
Anonymous No.713043914
>>713035396 (OP)
Die mad, SnOY ahahaha
Anonymous No.713043965
>>713035396 (OP)
Shut the fuck up, snoy.
Anonymous No.713044120
>>713035504
bitches were wearing this shit since the 7th grade when I grew up
Anonymous No.713044131
>>713036605
Delusional. Switch 2 shit is garbage.
Anonymous No.713044213
>>713035504
She's 13, a of girls get into makeup around that age.

>>713035396 (OP)
Mario has been Mickey Mouse-ified since the GC days anon. Arguably even starting off in the N64 era.
Though if I had to put in an opinion, I think they're actually retconning the Mario lore with movies and TV series in mind. I was never expecting Bananza to have anything clos to an actual plot for a change.
Anonymous No.713044338 >>713044887
>>713035396 (OP)
Seethe crocodilefag. Donkey Kong is ours now. Nintendo is ours now.
Anonymous No.713044581 >>713044761 >>713044789
Enjoy your Gender-Neutral Pauline and Say thanks to DEItendo
Anonymous No.713044761
>>713044581
If you don't look at that and see 'female' then that says more about you than anything else.
Anonymous No.713044789
>>713044581
literally consider suicide
Anonymous No.713044887
>>713044338
watching pedos swarm to this game over one character is truly something else. part of me thinks it's funny because the game looks like shit compared to odyssey. if this is the crowd nintendo wants to garner favor with then fuck it have your shit donkey kong reboot.
Anonymous No.713044905
>>713036606
94 is the best mario game in the gameboy.
Anonymous No.713045223
>>713036606
DK94 overrelies on the dumb stop time ladders/bridges, the best thing about MvDk is getting rid of those.